A Bag of Weed

A Bag of Weed
Van de aflevering:	420
Zangers:	Stewie Griffin en Brian Griffin
Stem:	Seth McFarlane

Luister

Tekst

Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would

When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good

Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick

Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick

All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight

A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed

Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed

It's the only hope that you'll ever need

Because Everything is better with A Bag of Weed

Stewie: There you go, you're all getting it now

Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good,

Stewie: They go assault a queer.

Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,

Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.

Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,

Stewie: He humps a guy like me.

Ensemble: Right!

All: But all we need is a bag of weed,

To keep us worry free.

One, Two, Three, HO!

A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed

Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed

Oh, you don't need meth and you don't need speed

Because Everything is better with A Bag of Weed

Stewie: Have a go, Brian!

Brian: As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool."

Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool."

Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear.

All: HEY!

'Cuz all we need is a bag of weed

To make us wanna cheer!

And One, Two!

A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed

Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed

You can try and fight but we're all agreed

Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed

(dance break)

One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,

And A One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!!

A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed

Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed

You're a happy guy when you plant the seed,

Because everything is better with A Bag...

Of...

Weed!

Oh ev'rything is better with a bag of weed!!