Down's Syndrome Girl

Down's Syndrome Girl
Van de Aflevering:	Extra Large Medium
Zangers:	Stewie Griffin
Stem:	Seth McFarlane

Luister

Tekst

You've got to look your best tonight,

You tubby little parasite,

'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you.

And though her pretty face may seem

A special person's wettest dream

Before you get to see it there are things you must do.

We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow

Or a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow

With the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello

Busting out a mile with style.

I know you just can't wait to stare

At all that luscious orange hair

But, boy, before you touch a single curl,

You must impress that ultra bloomin',

All-consumin', poorly groomin'

Down's Syndrome girl.

On any normal day you reek

As if you're on a farting streak.

Your finger's up your nose And you are dripping with drool.

But if you want a lady's love,

You're better off by smelling of

A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool.

A squirt, a spurt

Of something just for Ellen

And you'll see, that she

Will find you so compellin'

And she does, because

The only smell that she'll be smellin'

Won't be coming from your bum.

(farts)

You wanna take that little whore

And spin her on the dancing floor,

But boy, before you do a single twirl,

You must impress that effervescing,

Self-possessing, no BS-ing

Down's Syndrome girl.

Her eyes are emerald portals

To a secret land of love

And her smile is like the sweetest summer flower.

Her kiss is so inviting

And her hugs are so delighting,

And what makes them really nice

Is that they've got a little spice,

Because they're tighter than a vise

And they go on for an hour.

(Stewie and Chris tap dance)

My boy, between the two of us,

We'll get you on that shorty bus

And then you're gonna take it for a whirl.

Now go impress that super-thrilling,

Wish-fulfilling, Yoo-Hoo spilling,

Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing,

Gaily singing, dingalinging,

Stupefying, fortifying,

As of Monday, shoelace tying,

Stimulating, titillating,

Kitty-cat impersonating,

Mega-rocking, pillow-talking,

Just a little crooked walking,

Coyly pouting, booby-sprouting:

For some reason always shouting,

Fascinating, captivating,

Happiness and joy creating...

(glass shatters)

Down's Syndrome Girl!