|I'm the Greatest Captain|
'van de Aflevering:'
Stewie: I'm the greatest captain of the queen's navy
Sailors: And your record will stand as proof.
Stewie: Be it galleon or freighter,
I'm an expert navigator.
Sailors: And you're also a world class poof.
Stewie: My manner quite effete
Is mistaken on the street
For a sailor who can pirouette on cue.
Well despite your point of view,
I can thrill a girl or two...
But I'd rather get it on with you!
Sailors: Ha Ha Ha!