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Chris: Dad, can I ask you something about girls?
Peter: Are you wearing a wire?
Chris: VHS? What do those letters stand for?
Peter: That information has been lost to history.
[Doug one-ups Stewie at show and tell]
Miss Tammy: [using the phone] Hello, Show and Tell national championships in Dekalb, Illinois? I have a nominee than you.
Joe: It appears that someone has exposed your son to the very problematic teen films of the 1980's.
Lois: Peter, tell me it wasn't you.
Peter: Honestly, Lois. I have no idea. My brain can't even think thoughts no more cuz of the internet.
Doug: That jungle gym dates back to the 1930's, when the lives of children were expendable.
Stewie: If I do this right, I'm gunna be remembered forever like 9/11 was for a few years.
Peter: Whatchyoo talkin' 'bout, Lois?
Peter: The 80's will always be the best decade and I'm confident that non-whites and women would agree with that.
Peter: [calls up to his family] Family. Come here, conveniently fast, please.
[Chris, Meg, Stewie, and Brian immediately show up]
Brian: What is it, Peter?
Peter: Man, I was so sure that stuff from the 80's would still play the same today. I guess people are only interested in that for 19 seasons.
Stewie: You realize, Doug, that we might die up there today.
Doug: Then I'll see you in heck.
Stewie: I'm stuck up here! Better use my emergency flare.
[Stewie takes out a feathered boa and wears it, as his emergency "flair"; a passing by airplane sees it]
Pilot: We've got a flair.
[The airplane releases a banner reading "YAAAAAS!"]
Stewie: I'm still stuck but now I have confidence.
Peter: You know how you told me to give up the 80's and find a whole different decade to be into?
Lois: No, that's not what I...
Peter: Well, I'm doing the 1920's. Not cuz of legal cocaine but mostly cuz of legal cocaine.
TV Announcer: Cocaine! The winner of the war on drugs.
Bruce Lee
[Stewie grabs onto Doug to save him from falling and his phone rings]
Stewie: You're gunna hate me, but I really need to take this.
Doug: Don't you dare!
Stewie: But it might be Bruce Lee finally calling to admit that I'm the best at kung-fu!
[Bruce Lee is on the phone]
Bruce Lee: This is your once chance, Stewie. I will no call you a second time.
Peter: Boy, who knew when you stopped doing cocaine, you'd get depressed?
[Stewie watches a trailer for a movie about him and Doug's adventure]
Movie Announcer: This summer, don't miss Jungle Gym Mountain, starring Chris Pine as Doug.
Stewie: What!?
Movie Announcer: And Paul Giamatti as Stewie.
Stewie: Come on!
Paul Giamatti: Help! I crapped my pants and I'm afraid of heights.
Stewie: I'm out of here.
Movie Announcer: And Chris Hemsworth as Thought Bubble Girlfriend.
Stewie: I'll give it a shot.

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