Stewie: Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey-sack tourney! I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long-sleeve open stitched crew-neck henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all love Mr. Plow - oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning - the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder.
Liddane(Babysitter): Goodnight, Stewie.
Stewie: If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you--- [Places pacifier in Stewie's mouth, muffles speak] [Stewie falls asleep]
Meg: Neil Goldman from Quahog, Rhode Island, leave me alone! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!
Meg: I could be out having a life
Lois: Meg if you don't want to babysit that's fine, but don't you lie to me!
Peter: Oh she torched your ass! She torched your ass!
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