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| From the episode: | FG712 - 420 |
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| Singers: | Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin |
| Voices: | Seth MacFarlane |
A Bag of Weed is a song sung by Stewie and Brian Griffin in the episode "420". Eventually, the crowd to whom they sang joined in. It is set to the tune of "Me Ol' Bam-boo" from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. It was sung in support of the legalization of marijuana, describing all of the drug's virtues.
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Lyrics
- Stewie: Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would
- When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
- Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
- Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
- All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
- A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
- Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
- It's the only help that you'll ever need
- Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!
- Stewie: There you go. You're all getting it now.
- Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good,
- Stewie: They go assault a queer.
- Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
- Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.
- Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
- Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
- Ensemble: Right!
- All: But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free
- One, two, three, ho!
- A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
- Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
- No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
- Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
- Stewie: Have a go, Brian.
- Brian: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
- Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool."
- Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear
- All: Hey!
- Because all we need is a bag o' weed
- To make us wanna cheer
- And one, two
- A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
- Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
- You can try and fight, but we're all agreed
- Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
- (instrumental break)
- One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
- And a one, two, three, four
- And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh!
- A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
- Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
- You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
- Because everything is better with a bag
- O'
- Weed!
- Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!