- Peter: [as he enters Bob's Burgers] Oop, I backed up all the way into the show before us. [whispering to Bob Belcher] Wife talking about her dream.
- Bob Belcher: [to Homer Simpson sitting next to Peter while eating a burger] Homer, you've got company.
- Peter: [sits down and looks at the menu] Why are there two sets of prices?
- Bob Belcher: One's the Emmy winner discount.
- Peter: Ah...Black coffee and toast, please.
- Carter: [off-screen] Listen up, everyone in the van. We're taking Tatum to the zoo.
- Lois: [angry] The zoo?
- Peter: [enters] The zoo? Wha...What? Are we returning Chris? [goes into Meg's room] Hey Meg, did you hear we're going to the zoo? Wha..What? Are we returning Chris? [goes into Chris' room] Hey Chris, we're going to the zoo. What? Are we returning Chri...
- Chris: [slaps Peter] Keep my name out your fucking mouth!
- Peter: [using a defensive tone] Wow, dude, it was a zoo joke.
- Chris: KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!
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