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[For a complete script, see: "Amish Guy" at the Transcripts Wiki]
- Man: Sorry sir, there's a weight limit on this coaster.
- Peter: Oh...really, what's the limit?
- Man: The rule is you can't look hilarious on this motor scooter. [Peter sits on the scooter with legs face in opposite direction] Haha-ha...I'm sorry, there's just no way.
- Man: Hey baby, do those legs go all the way up?
- Legs Go All The Way Up Griffin: Why yes, they do.
- Man: Ahh!! Oh my God, you're a monster! [drives off]
- Legs: [gives chase] Come back! My legs are shaved like a little girl!
- Lois: I can't believe we're stuck in Amish country.
- Stewie: I thought something was a-mish.
- Lois: We can't be part of a feud with the Amish!
- Peter: I didn't start this thing, Lois! But I'munna finish it! [goes into the house and dials on the phone] Joe, go round up Quagmire and all the modern day technology you can find! We are goin' to war! Oh, oh, hey, Bonnie. I...Is Joe there? [pause] Well, can I leave a message for 'im? Yeah, yeah, it's what I said before 'bout, eh, th...the war thing.
- Peter: Suck on this you furry little weirdos.
- Stewie: Brian? Is this our vacation?
- Brian: Yeah.
- Stewie: Oh. Are we trash?
- Brian: Kinda.
- Stewie: Oh.
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