[Cleveland shows a picture of Sully from Monster's Inc.]
Cleveland: Is this the guy we're talking about?
Brian: Dr. Hartman, where'd you get your medical degree from?
Dr. Hartman: I went to BU. You know our fight song, right? [singing to the tune of "For Boston"] Doi doi doi doi doi. Doi doi doi doi doi doi!
Quagmire: It is an honor to meet you sir and it was an honor to purchase the actual hat you wore on that fateful day. You know, I'm a pilot, myself.
Sully: Oh, you are? What's your record for longest "Uh"?
Quagmire: 11 seconds.
Sully: Let's hear it.
Quagmire: Folks from the tower, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, they've cleared us to push back. We'll be departing shortly.
Sully: Hey, that's great. My personal best is 34 seconds.
Quagmire: 34 seconds in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I know. The Tulsa "uh". As I said, big fan.
Peter: I can't believe it. Sully didn't tell him the hat was fake.
Chris: Well, he's not that smart. He did crash a plane.
Peter: Excuse me, uh, Captain Sullenberger. I was just wondering why you pretended that was your real hat just then.
Sully: Well, Peter ...
Peter: [suspicious] I never said my name.
Sully: You have to believe in yourself. I didn't think I could land my plane in the Hudson but I believed I could and that belief gave me the courage to try. So, if that man believes he has my hat, maybe that will make him a little bit better husband.
Sully: Little better dad?
Sully: Little better sex character who doesn't play as well in the #MeToo era.
Peter: Oh, so you do watch the show.
Sully: It's on ... It's on a lot of planes. All I know is I didn't save 155 souls on the Hudson just to shatter dreams on land.
Peter: Well, Chris, I guess we learned our lesson about selling phony memorabilia.
Chris: Did we? We never got caught and we actually made some money.
Peter: Oh, yeah. You're right.
[Meg escapes into the wild and passes by some beavers in an icy cold river]
Beaver: [horrified] Hey, Meg. Where's your creek buddy? You're not in any trouble, you just need a creek buddy!