|From the episode:||No Meals on Wheels|
|Singers:||Arnold McCuller, Peter Griffin|
|Voices:||Arnold McCuller, Seth MacFarlane|
Peter: Oh, look, it's one of those early Maude episodes with the really long opening credit sequence.
TV: ♪ Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didn't care if the whole world looked
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked
Madame Curie was a strong woman character
Workin' all day in a science lab, yeah
Clara Barton was a famous nurse
Who was rapping with the soldiers and bandages too
Susan B. Anthony, always out doin' stuff
Marchin' around and holdin' up signs... ♪
Peter: "And then there's Maude."
TV: ♪ Pocahontas had it all goin' on... ♪
Peter: What the hell?
TV: ♪ ...an Indian guide with lots of Indian pride Indira Gandhi ran a whole big country That isn't easy even if you're a guy... ♪
Peter: "And then there's Maude"?
TV: ♪ Babe Zaharias was a really good athlete... ♪
Peter: Aw, come on!
TV: ♪ ...Good at track and field and professional golf, too ♪
Peter: "And then there's Maude"!
TV: ♪ Amelia Earhart flew a lot of airplanes Except for that one time when she didn't come back Cleopatra lived way out in the desert... ♪
Peter: "And then there's Maude"! Come on!
TV: ♪ But still found a way to keep herself looking fine
And then there's Maude... ♪
Peter: Ahh! Ahh! There we go! [turns the TV off] That was an ordeal.