And the Wiener is...
When Peter realizes that Chris has a bigger penis, he is crushed and has to find a way to make himself secure in his manhood again.
Season: 3 Episode: 5
Total Episode Count: 33
Prod. no.: 2ACX22
First Aired: August 8, 2001
Guest Starring: Patrick Duffy
Featuring: Peter Griffin, Chris Griffin, Meg Griffin, Connie DiMico
Also Appearing: Lois, Stewie, Brian, Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, Joe Swanson, Kevin Swanson, Thelma Griffin, Mr. Berler, Gina, Bonnie Swanson, Andy Capp, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Imperial Stormtrooper, Luke Skywalker, Jesus, Moses, Petey the Pistol, Doug the jock
Musical Numbers: Rocket Man
Director: Bert Ring
Assistant Director: Eric Fredrickson
Writers: Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman
Storyboarders: Ron Brewer, Won Ki Cho, Brandon Strathmann
Meanwhile, Meg tries out for the cheerleading squad but is accepted into the flag girl squad instead. At the game she is pelted with rancid meat, and Lois devises a plan for revenge when Meg is invited to a party. Meg is reluctant at first, and is tricked into kissing a pig. Lois reveals her backup plan, to have Quagmire scar them for life.