- [Peter prepares to meet his end and says good bye to the family]
- Peter: If anything were to happen to me Lois, I'll miss you more than Life...the cereal, but not the board game which I quite enjoy.
- Lois: OK.
- Peter: And Meg, I'm sorry I'll never get a chance to walk you down the aisle...at Costco to furnish your sad, single-lady apartment.
- Meg: [sarcastically] Thanks dad.
- Peter: And Stewie, it kills me that I'll never see you become a man...-loving twink.
- Stewie: Is anyone gonna stop him?
- Peter: And Chris, whenever you're feeling defeated, I want you to always reach for the Stars...-ky and Hutch DVD that fell behind the entertainment center. Sorry, you were the last one.
- Brian: What about me?
- Peter: You're a dog.
- [Peter gets a reprieve from dying from God]
- Peter: Thank you God!
- God: Bless you my child...pornography fan.
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