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Stewie: Oh, you got some pie, uh? Can I have a piece?

Brian: Uh, sure.

Stewie: Ooh, let me have some of that Cool Hwhip.

Brian: What'd you say?

Stewie: You can't have a pie without Cool Hwhip.

Brian: Cool Hwhip?

Stewie: Cool Hwip, ya.

Brian: You mean Cool Whip?

Stewie: Ya, Cool Hwhip.

Brian: Cool Whip.

Stewie: Cool Hwhip.

Brian: Cool Whip.

Stewie: Cool Hwhip.

Brian: You're saying it wierd, why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?

Stewie: What are you talking about? I'm just saying Cool Hwhip. You put Cool Hwhip on pie. Pie tastes better with Cool Hwhip.

Brian: Say Whip.

Stewie: Whip.

Brian: Now say Cool Whip.

Stewie: Cool Hwhip.

Brian: Cool Whip.

Stewie: Cool Hwhip.

Brian: Cool Whip.

Stewie: Cool Hwhip.

Brian: You're eating hair!!

Stewie: PPFFTT!!! (Stewie spits out the pie)

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