Boys Do Cry
As Quahog thinks Stewie is possessed, the Griffins move to Texas.

Season: 5 Episode: 15
Total Episode Count: 95
Prod. no.: 5ACX10
First Aired: April 29, 2007

Guest Starring: Gilbert Gottfried, Bill Engvall
Featuring: Lois, Stewie, Peter
Also Appearing: Meg, Chris, Brian, Quagmire, Bruce, Mayor Adam West, Herbert, Diane Simmons, RJ, Jesus Christ, Jake Tucker, Tom Tucker, Seamus, Sneakers O'Toole, Super Devil, Chuck Norris, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Christie Brinkley, The Lynches, Duke Dillon, Dallas Houston, Jillian, S&M cow, Dixie Ann Thomas, Texas Youth Club, Gilbert Gottfried
Musical Numbers: Sneakers O'Toole, I Know What Boys Like, Great Balls of Fire Uncensored version: Hymn 387

Director: Brian Iles

Assistant Director: Dominic Bianchi
Writers: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
Storyboarders: Michael Loya, Michael Rundle


Lois gets a job as the new organist for the church, which makes her decide to convince her family to start attending sermons on Sundays. After Stewie drinks too much Communion wine and throws it up, the town of Quahog believes him to be possessed by Satan. When the priest wants to exorcise him, the Griffin family escapes to Lois’s sister Carol’s house in Texas.

Peter fits in with the cowboys, but Brian can’t stand Texas life. While Stewie, disguised as a girl under the name Stephanie Griffin, enters a “Little Miss Texas” pageant, Meg and Chris sneak into George W. Bush’s house to steal his underwear as part of an initiation into an after-school club. Eventually, Quahog gives up its search for Stewie because of the finding of a new "Super Devil", but Lois, hoping to instill moral values in her family, neglects to mention it.


Things turn sour when Peter reveals that he is retarded. The men with him tie him to an electric chair and are about to put him to death when he is rescued by his trusty horse, who is Gilbert Gottfried.

Stewie manages to win the pageant, but when his wig falls off during the crowning ceremony the audience labels him as a “queer-o-sexual” and try to rush the stage. The family is able to escape on the back of Gottfried's horse form.

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