Vocalorigami (talk | contribs) No edit summary |
No edit summary |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{EpisodeTabs/Quotes |
{{EpisodeTabs/Quotes |
||
| + | |||
|title = Brian & Stewie |
|title = Brian & Stewie |
||
| Line 11: | Line 12: | ||
:'''Brian''': Try what? I already practically french-kissed your butt. |
:'''Brian''': Try what? I already practically french-kissed your butt. |
||
:'''Stewie''': There was no practically about that. |
:'''Stewie''': There was no practically about that. |
||
| + | ----- |
||
| + | :'''Brian''': Wow! Oh Shit! |
||
----- |
----- |
||
:'''Stewie''': Oh, that's so going to be on YouTube! |
:'''Stewie''': Oh, that's so going to be on YouTube! |
||
| Line 27: | Line 30: | ||
:'''Brian''': Life. Everything. Just having the gun here, knowing there's a way out it helps. |
:'''Brian''': Life. Everything. Just having the gun here, knowing there's a way out it helps. |
||
:'''Stewie''': Yes but a gun it's so messy. What about pills? Even hanging yourself is better, at least then you might grow an inch or two while your hanging there. Of course when they find you, you might have those [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illeana_Douglas Illeana Douglas] eyes |
:'''Stewie''': Yes but a gun it's so messy. What about pills? Even hanging yourself is better, at least then you might grow an inch or two while your hanging there. Of course when they find you, you might have those [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illeana_Douglas Illeana Douglas] eyes |
||
| − | |||
|prev_ep = April in Quahog |
|prev_ep = April in Quahog |
||
|next_ep = Quagmire's Dad |
|next_ep = Quagmire's Dad |
||
Revision as of 17:25, 19 July 2010
- Stewie: What I would need you to is eat what is in my diaper, lick the diaper clean, possibly lick my fanny and then put the diaper back on me... Probably lick my fanny... Yeah you should start wrapping your brain around that too.
- [When Brian is about to lick Stewie's fanny clean]
- Stewie: And just do me a favor and tell me when you're about to begin because I don't wanna be surpris- Mooooon Riiiiiver. my god! there it goes! Haa, Brian you rock thank you so much for doing this.
- Stewie (talking to sales assistant Matthew): Yes, that was the night I was going to see The Bounty Hunter. [Pauses to listen to him] Well, yes, I enjoyed it very much, thank you; good memory, my word.
- Brian: Try what? I already practically french-kissed your butt.
- Stewie: There was no practically about that.
- Brian: Wow! Oh Shit!
- Stewie: Oh, that's so going to be on YouTube!
- Stewie: Please tell me why you have it?
- Brian: I said I don't want to talk about it.
- Stewie: But I want to know. Just tell me come on
- Brian: No
- Stewie: Come on, please.
- Brian: (sighs) I keep it in case I ever want to commit suicide ok.
- Stewie: Wow. Oh..oh my god your serious but why Brian?
- Brian: You wouldn't understand your just a kid
- Stewie: I could try
- Brian: I don't know, sometimes it's all too much
- Stewie: What is?
- Brian: Life. Everything. Just having the gun here, knowing there's a way out it helps.
- Stewie: Yes but a gun it's so messy. What about pills? Even hanging yourself is better, at least then you might grow an inch or two while your hanging there. Of course when they find you, you might have those Illeana Douglas eyes
Previous Episode's Quotes /// Brian & Stewie's Quotes \\\ Next Episode's Quotes