- Brian: [Trying to pick up Tori] You know, some people are OK with a drive-through car wash. Me, I'm a fan of the hand job.
- [Stewie observes Brian on a leash held by a strange man]
- Stewie: Brian? What are you doing on a leash? And who's that?
- Brian: [Quietly] Shhh, be cool. This is the guy whose wife I'm banging.
- Stewie: Oh, what a romantic way to put it.
- Brian: Yeah, it's great. I just pretend to be their dog, and then when he leaves for work, I get to go to the "pound" if you know what I mean.
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| #02 | Papa Has A Rollin' Son | #09 | A Shot in the Dark | #16 | The Heartbreak Dog | |||
| #03 | Guy, Robot | #10 | Candy Quahog Marshmallow! | #17 | Take a Letter | |||
| #04 | Peternormal Activity | #11 | The Peanut Butter Kid | #18 | The New Adventures of Old Tom | |||
| #05 | Peter, Chris, & Brian | #12 | Scammed Yankees | #19 | Run, Chris, Run | |||
| #06 | Peter's Sister | #13 | An App a Day | #20 | Road to India | |||
| #07 | Hot Pocket-Dial | #14 | Underage Peter |
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