Amenfire84 (talk | contribs) No edit summary |
Amenfire84 (talk | contribs) mNo edit summary |
||
| Line 37: | Line 37: | ||
:'''Peter Griffin''': Well fine then, have a box of 'Jeremy Irons Cereal' |
:'''Peter Griffin''': Well fine then, have a box of 'Jeremy Irons Cereal' |
||
:''[Cut to a table with Jeremy Irons sitting next to his bowl of cereal]'' |
:''[Cut to a table with Jeremy Irons sitting next to his bowl of cereal]'' |
||
| − | :'''Jeremy Irons''': ''[In a bland voice]''If you're looking for a prize at the bottom, there is none. Only more cardboard. |
+ | :'''Jeremy Irons''': ''[In a bland voice]'' If you're looking for a prize at the bottom, there is none. Only more cardboard. |
}} |
}} |
||
{{Season8Nav}} |
{{Season8Nav}} |
||
Revision as of 12:26, 14 December 2009
- [Dr. Gregory House is standing by Carter Pewterschmidt's bed, alongside Barbara, Lois and Peter, as they fret over his condition. Suddenly, a male nurse runs in carrying a book]
- Nurse: Doctor House! If you're gonna save the patient, you'll need this.
- [The nurse hands House the book. The front cover reads: "Rule Book"]
- House: Get this thing OUTTA MY SIGHT!!!
- [He throws the book out the window]
- Peter Griffin: Well wait a second, how you gonna play by the rules if you don't have the ruleboo-[eyes widen] ohhhhhh.
- [The family, minus Chris and Meg, are eating breakfast, when Brian brings up the topic of Carter Pewterschmidt's health]
- Stewie Griffin: What if he's in a coma for like, 20 years, and he comes out of the coma and you guys are all dead, but I'm still alive and I'm a famous race car driver, and he's like, "Aw man, Stewie turned out awesome!" and he comes to one of my races, and I'm so surprised to see him there I crash, and then I'm in a coma for 20 years, and I wake up and he's a race car driver.
- Brian Griffin: Stewie, do you wanna be a race car driver when you grow up?
- Stewie Griffin: Well, gosh if you think I'd be good at it.
- [Peter is unveiling the new products he plans to sell in the new fiscal year for Carter's company]
- Peter Griffin: Here are the products we'll be unveiling in the new fiscal year. The 'African American Heart Monitor'.
- [Cut to a patient lying in a hospital bed, with a seemingly normal heart monitor attached to him]
- African American Heart Monitor: [With a deep, black voice, in time with his heartbeat] Yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah-[He flatlines]...aw he dead.
- Peter Griffin: 'Jeremy Irons Cereal'
- [Cut to a table with Jeremy Irons sitting next to his bowl of cereal]
- Jeremy Irons: [In a bland voice] If you're looking for marshmallows, there are none. Its quite bland, I assure you.
- Peter Griffin: And, 'Scream In A Box'
- [Cut to a man sitting on a table with a box. He opens it and a man's voice is heard screaming. He closes it shortly after]
- Man: I needed that today!
- Peter Griffin: And now, new 'Lady Scream In A Box'
- [Cut to a woman sitting on a couch with a pink coloured box. She opens it and a woman's voice is heard screaming. She closes it shortly after]
- Woman: Finally, a scream that's right for me!
- [Peter's private jet crashes through Spooner St. trashing the neighborhood and setting Joe's lawn on fire. He complains to Peter angrily]
- Joe Swanson: Dammit, Peter! Your plane set my lawn on fire!!
- Peter Griffin: Here, [throws some money on the floor] that oughta cover it.
- Joe Swanson: Peter, I don't want your money!
- Peter Griffin: Well fine then, have a box of 'Jeremy Irons Cereal'
- [Cut to a table with Jeremy Irons sitting next to his bowl of cereal]
- Jeremy Irons: [In a bland voice] If you're looking for a prize at the bottom, there is none. Only more cardboard.
Previous Episode's Quotes /// Business Guy's Quotes \\\ Next Episode's Quotes