- Tom Tucker: Okay, final question. Team 3. Who is your child's favorite singer?
- Peter: [puts his board up to show the crowd] The Price Is Right Yodeler.
- Chris: What? No. I said Adele. [puts his board up]
- Peter: Judges?
- [The crowd laughs after the buzzer goes off]
- Lois: Oh, this is more humiliating than my first day working at that Rice Pilaf Company.
- [cut to a Cutaway Gag of Lois' first day at the Rice Pilaf Company]
- Lois: I think we could start putting pilaf in other things.
- Boss: Lois, can I see you in my office for a second.
- [We cut to the kitchen where Lois is sobbing at the table while the rest of the family are eating.]
- Peter: I told you not to rock the boat over there.
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