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Chick Cancer
Stewie and Olivia start going out while Peter makes his own "chick flick."

Season: 5 Episode: 7
Total Episode Count: 87
Prod. no.: 5ACX02
First Aired: November 26, 2006

Guest Starring: Lizzy Caplan
Featuring: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Olivia Fuller
Also Appearing: Meg, Chris, Brian, Jillian Russell, Rupert, Joe Swanson, Bonnie Swanson, Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, Luke Skywalker, Mort Goldman, Mayor Adam West, Q*bert, Chester Cheetah, Fouad, Victor, Sassy, Chuck Berry, Sandra Oh, Howard Hesseman, Richard Gere
Musical Numbers: Tasty Juice

Director: Pete Michels

Assistant Director: Perry Zombolas
Writers: Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Storyboarders: Phil Langone, Joseph Lee


Stewie sees on the news that the Hollywood career of his old friend, child actress Olivia, is coming to a close and she is making one last appearance at the Quahog Mall. He goes to the mall to gloat but winds up falling in love with her. She does not return his feelings.

After seeing Quagmire get his way by being mean to a woman, Stewie comes to the conclusion that women respond to men who mistreat them, and Stewie scores a date with Olivia by mistreating her.

Steel Vaginas

But their relationship quickly becomes filled with resentment and bickering, which comes to an ugly head when they join Brian and Jillian on a double date. When he discovers that Olivia is cheating on him by playing with another friend, Stewie sets fire to their pretend house, leaving them behind.

Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, and he decides to make his own “chick flick.” His dreadful movie, called Steel Vaginas, is poorly received.

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