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:'''Peter''': Yeah y'know, I've never seen a live baby being...oh God!
 
:'''Peter''': Yeah y'know, I've never seen a live baby being...oh God!
 
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:'''[[Stewie]]''': I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? ''[double clap]'' A little service here!
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:'''Stewie''': I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? ''[double clap]'' A little service here!
 
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:'''Manager of Cheesie Charlie's''': If the kids have enough tickets, they get a prize.
 
:'''Manager of Cheesie Charlie's''': If the kids have enough tickets, they get a prize.
:'''[[Timmy]]''': I have 13 tickets, now. Is that enough?
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:'''[[Timmy (Chitty Chitty Death Bang)|Timmy]]''': I have 13 tickets, now. Is that enough?
 
:'''Man behind the counter''': Oh, sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live.
 
:'''Man behind the counter''': Oh, sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live.
 
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:''[Enter Peter, riding an elephant in the backyard, during Stewie's party]''
 
:''[Enter Peter, riding an elephant in the backyard, during Stewie's party]''
:'''[[Peter]]''': Hey, look, Lois! The 2 symbols of the Republican party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.
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:'''Peter''': Hey, look, Lois! The 2 symbols of the Republican party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.
 
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:'''Brian''': Bravo, Peter. You are the Spalding Gray of crap.
 
:'''Brian''': Bravo, Peter. You are the Spalding Gray of crap.
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:'''Chris''': It's cool, Dad. They have this game where you put in a dollar, and you win four quarters. I win every time!
 
:'''Chris''': It's cool, Dad. They have this game where you put in a dollar, and you win four quarters. I win every time!
 
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:'''Peter''': Chris, this is a big day for you, the day you become the man of the house, because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.
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:''[Henry escorts Stewie]''
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:'''Stewie''': What are they paying you? I'll double it! I'll give you whatever you want: money, women...men?
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:'''Meg''': I can't believe you'd put your family over your own daughter!
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:'''Brian''': She's a whiny little runt, isn't she? ''[Lois gasps]'' I said "runt."
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:'''Meg''': Dad, what are you doing here? Oh, I'm so embarrassed I could die!
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:'''Cult Member''': Hey, hey, not before the rest of us.
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:'''Peter''': Sorry, Meg, I guess that's another bunch of people who'd rather fake their own death than go to a party with you.
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:'''Peter''': I cannot wait to taste this cake. The guy who sold it to me said it was delicious and erotic.
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:'''Lois''': Peter, there's a naked man on this cake.
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:'''Peter''': Well, there were only two left, and trust me, you did not want the one of Al Roker with the Hershey kiss nipples.
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:'''The Man in White''': What the hell is this?
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:'''Stewie''': It's a boy!
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:'''Stewie''': Victory is mine!
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:'''Lois''': Yes, and this cake is yours, too.
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Revision as of 23:11, January 13, 2017

Doctor: This is quite a miracle Mr. Griffin, would you like to have a look?
Peter: Yeah y'know, I've never seen a live baby being...oh God!

Stewie: I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? [double clap] A little service here!

Timmydeathbang
Manager of Cheesie Charlie's: If the kids have enough tickets, they get a prize.
Timmy: I have 13 tickets, now. Is that enough?
Man behind the counter: Oh, sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live.

[Enter Peter, riding an elephant in the backyard, during Stewie's party]
Peter: Hey, look, Lois! The 2 symbols of the Republican party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Brian: Bravo, Peter. You are the Spalding Gray of crap.

Peter: Face it, Brian. I'm a bad father, a lousy husband, and a snappy dresser.

Chris: It's cool, Dad. They have this game where you put in a dollar, and you win four quarters. I win every time!

Peter: Chris, this is a big day for you, the day you become the man of the house, because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.

[Henry escorts Stewie]
Stewie: What are they paying you? I'll double it! I'll give you whatever you want: money, women...men?

Meg: I can't believe you'd put your family over your own daughter!
Brian: She's a whiny little runt, isn't she? [Lois gasps] I said "runt."

Meg: Dad, what are you doing here? Oh, I'm so embarrassed I could die!
Cult Member: Hey, hey, not before the rest of us.

Peter: Sorry, Meg, I guess that's another bunch of people who'd rather fake their own death than go to a party with you.

Peter: I cannot wait to taste this cake. The guy who sold it to me said it was delicious and erotic.
Lois: Peter, there's a naked man on this cake.
Peter: Well, there were only two left, and trust me, you did not want the one of Al Roker with the Hershey kiss nipples.

The Man in White: What the hell is this?
Stewie: It's a boy!

Stewie: Victory is mine!
Lois: Yes, and this cake is yours, too.

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