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| + | |contents = : ''[For the complete script, see: "[https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Chitty_Chitty_Death_Bang Chitty Chitty Death Bang]" at the Transcripts Wiki]'' |
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| + | :'''Doctor''': This is quite a miracle Mr. Griffin, would you like to have a look? |
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| + | :'''Peter''': Yeah y'know, I've never seen a live baby being...oh God! |
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| − | '''Manager of Cheesie Charlie's''': If the kids have enough tickets, they get a prize. <br/> '''Timmy''': I have 13 tickets, now. Is that enough? <br/> '''Man behind the counter''': Oh, sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live. |
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| + | :'''Manager of Cheesie Charlie's''': If the kids have enough tickets, they get a prize. |
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| + | :'''[[Timmy (Chitty Chitty Death Bang)|Timmy]]''': I have 13 tickets, now. Is that enough? |
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| + | :'''Man behind the counter''': Oh, sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live. |
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| + | :'''Brian''': Bravo, Peter. You are the Spalding Gray of crap. |
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| + | :'''Peter''': Face it, Brian. I'm a bad father, a lousy husband, and a snappy dresser. |
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| + | :'''Chris''': It's cool, Dad. They have this game where you put in a dollar, and you win four quarters. I win every time! |
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| + | :'''Peter''': Chris, this is a big day for you, the day you become the man of the house, because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me. |
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| + | :''[Henry escorts Stewie]'' |
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| + | :'''Stewie''': What are they paying you? I'll double it! I'll give you whatever you want: money, women...men? |
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| + | :'''Meg''': I can't believe you'd put your family over your own daughter! |
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| + | :'''Brian''': She's a whiny little runt, isn't she? ''[Lois gasps]'' I said "runt." |
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| + | :'''Meg''': Dad, what are you doing here? Oh, I'm so embarrassed I could die! |
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| + | :'''Cult Member''': Hey, hey, not before the rest of us. |
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| + | :'''Peter''': Sorry, Meg, I guess that's another bunch of people who'd rather fake their own death than go to a party with you. |
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| + | :'''Peter''': I cannot wait to taste this cake. The guy who sold it to me said it was delicious and erotic. |
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| + | :'''Lois''': Peter, there's a naked man on this cake. |
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| + | :'''Peter''': Well, there were only two left, and trust me, you did not want the one of Al Roker with the Hershey kiss nipples. |
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| + | :'''The Man in White''': What the hell is this? |
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| + | :'''Stewie''': It's a boy! |
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| + | :'''Stewie''': Victory is mine! |
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| + | :'''Lois''': Yes, and this cake is yours, too. |
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Revision as of 19:52, 4 May 2020
- [For the complete script, see: "Chitty Chitty Death Bang" at the Transcripts Wiki]
- Doctor: This is quite a miracle Mr. Griffin, would you like to have a look?
- Peter: Yeah y'know, I've never seen a live baby being...oh God!
- Stewie: I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? [double clap] A little service here!
- Manager of Cheesie Charlie's: If the kids have enough tickets, they get a prize.
- Timmy: I have 13 tickets, now. Is that enough?
- Man behind the counter: Oh, sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live.
- [Enter Peter, riding an elephant in the backyard, during Stewie's party]
- Peter: Hey, look, Lois! The 2 symbols of the Republican party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.
- Brian: Bravo, Peter. You are the Spalding Gray of crap.
- Peter: Face it, Brian. I'm a bad father, a lousy husband, and a snappy dresser.
- Chris: It's cool, Dad. They have this game where you put in a dollar, and you win four quarters. I win every time!
- Peter: Chris, this is a big day for you, the day you become the man of the house, because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me.
- [Henry escorts Stewie]
- Stewie: What are they paying you? I'll double it! I'll give you whatever you want: money, women...men?
- Meg: I can't believe you'd put your family over your own daughter!
- Brian: She's a whiny little runt, isn't she? [Lois gasps] I said "runt."
- Meg: Dad, what are you doing here? Oh, I'm so embarrassed I could die!
- Cult Member: Hey, hey, not before the rest of us.
- Peter: Sorry, Meg, I guess that's another bunch of people who'd rather fake their own death than go to a party with you.
- Peter: I cannot wait to taste this cake. The guy who sold it to me said it was delicious and erotic.
- Lois: Peter, there's a naked man on this cake.
- Peter: Well, there were only two left, and trust me, you did not want the one of Al Roker with the Hershey kiss nipples.
- The Man in White: What the hell is this?
- Stewie: It's a boy!
- Stewie: Victory is mine!
- Lois: Yes, and this cake is yours, too.
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