Cutaway Gags Season 1

Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
Hitler works out	Death Has a Shadow	Lois Griffin	1	1
Lois Griffin explains to Meg that most of the world's problems stem from poor self-image.

Peter drinks cutaway montage	Death Has a Shadow	Lois Griffin, Brian Griffin	2	1
Lois Griffin and Brian Griffin remind Peter what happens when he drinks too much, including acting inappropriately in Church, at the ice cream parlor and in a movie theater.

Hungover Peter	Death Has a Shadow	Peter Griffin	3	1
Peter has an extreme hangover from drinking the night before at a stag party and claims it feels like accountants cranking adding machines in his head.

Peter tries other jobs montage	Death Has a Shadow	Peter Griffin	4	1
Peter explains some of the different jobs he'd tried after getting fired, including a spokesman for Cocoa Puffs, a sneeze guard and in a talent contest.

Peter lies to Lois	Death Has a Shadow	Peter Griffin	5	1
Peter is afraid to tell Lois the truth, including failing to stand up to a tank in Tiananmen Square and hiding out in the house disguised as a lamp.

Peter farts for the first time	Death Has a Shadow	Peter Griffin	6	1
When asked at the welfare office if he has any disabilities, Peter claims he never had gas until he was 30 years old.

Drunk Clinton	Death Has a Shadow	Peter Griffin	7	1
Peter wonders if the reason he received a huge welfare check is if someone in the government got drunk, too.

The boys from Diff'rent Strokes get molested	Death Has a Shadow	Peter Griffin	8	1
Peter refers to the popular 70s TV sitcom Diff'rent Strokes as an excuse for his misdemeanors.

Road Runner run over	I Never Met the Dead Man	Brian Griffin	1	1
Brian reminds him of his trip to the Southwest.

Fast Animals, Slow Children	I Never Met the Dead Man	Peter Griffin	2	1
A new reality show is being showed on Fox called Fast Animals Slow Children.

It's a girl	I Never Met the Dead Man	Peter Griffin	3	1
Peter tries to tell Meg to be ready for life's disappointments and lets her know that he had disappointments, too.

Stupid kid stuff	I Never Met the Dead Man	Peter Griffin	4	1
Peter tries to get the angry crowd off of Meg's back after he frames her for wrecking the car and reminds them that kids do stupid things.

Peter embarrasses Meg	I Never Met the Dead Man	Peter Griffin	5	1
Peter reminds Meg that he'd embarrassed her before by barging into her class to demand she clean out the shower drain due to the hair from shaving her legs.

Willy Wonka	I Never Met the Dead Man	Brian Griffin	6	1
Brian tells Peter that he won't last without television and reminds him of what happened when he tried to give up candy.

Scooby-Doo Murder Files	I Never Met the Dead Man	Peter Griffin	7	1
Peter wonders what Scooby and the gang are up to.

Charles Manson	I Never Met the Dead Man	Peter Griffin	8	1
Peter dismisses television and considers that Charles Manson must watch it all the time.

West Side Story	Chitty Chitty Death Bang	Peter Griffin	1	1
Peter talks to Meg about not fitting in, he has a flashback to the West Side Story’s unique way of gang fighting, complete with finger-snapping.

Hanson	Chitty Chitty Death Bang	Lois Griffin	2	1
Lois remarks that Meg is happier than the time a bus broke down in front of their house when Peter cheers her up.

Peter is a terrible liar	Chitty Chitty Death Bang	Brian Griffin	3	1
Brian reminds Peter that he is a terrible liar.

Disco Jesus	Chitty Chitty Death Bang	Peter Griffin	4	1
Peter tells Lois they have everything they need for Stewie's party and things couldn't be better if Jesus himself showed up.

A Naked Priest Walks into a Bar	Mind Over Murder	Cleveland Brown	1	1
Cleveland reminds Peter of the joke he'd told the night before about a Jewish Guy and a Japanese Guy who walk into a bar.

Narnia	Mind Over Murder	Peter Griffin	2	1
Peter reminds Lois how bad he is at doing chores around the house.

Gun shy	Mind Over Murder	Peter Griffin	3	1
Lois asks Peter to take care of Stewie, but Peter is reluctant if Stewie needs to be changed and reminds Lois what happened the last time Stewie needed changing.

Jack-in-the-Box	Mind Over Murder	Peter Griffin	4	1
Peter tries to make up to the soccer mom he punched by sending a gift for the baby.

Rebellious Peter Montage	Mind Over Murder	Peter Griffin	5	1
While on house arrest, Peter is grateful that no one found out about the time he broke the law by loitering, taking a whiz in public or sneaking into Wimbledon.

Ping Pong Peter	Mind Over Murder	Peter Griffin	6	1
Peter can't go out with the guys because he is forced to wear an electronic monitoring bracelet.

Homicide: Life on Sesame Street	Mind Over Murder	Peter Griffin	7	1
Peter complains that he's been in the house so long that all of the shows are starting to run together.

"Oh that's nasty"	Mind Over Murder	Peter Griffin	8	1
Peter wonders what Cleveland and Quagmire are up to.

Teething Pains	Mind Over Murder	Peter Griffin	9	1
Peter tells of how his mother used to use alcohol to quiet his teething pains.

Leslie Uggams	Mind Over Murder	Peter Griffin	10	1
Peter tells Lois that if he wanted to date Lola Falana, he would have. However, he is shown mistaking Leslie Uggams for her.

The former neighbor	A Hero Sits Next Door	Peter Griffin	1	1
Peter complains that the last neighbor borrowed the toaster without returning it.

Peter the Calvin Klein model	A Hero Sits Next Door	Peter Griffin	2	1
Peter is afraid that he'll have to go back to his old job as a Calvin Klein model when he injures Guillermo.

Losing an 'I' at Bingo	A Hero Sits Next Door	Lois Griffin	3	1
Lois tries to impress Bonnie with exciting happenings in Quahog, telling of when someone lost and 'I' at Bingo.

Planting a tree in Jerusalem	A Hero Sits Next Door	Peter Griffin	4	1
Peter complains that Lois is always trying to get him to socialize with people.

The ringer	A Hero Sits Next Door	Peter Griffin	5	1
Peter tries to get a ringer to replace Guillermo.

Lucky's Orphanage	A Hero Sits Next Door	Joe Swanson	6	1
Joe recounts how he was injured.

Peter sings in Sunday School	A Hero Sits Next Door	Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin	7	1
Peter reminds Brian of how he helped people by singing to kids down at the Sunday School until Brian reminds him of forgetting the words.

The Batcave	A Hero Sits Next Door	Peter Griffin	8	1
Peter rushes off to be a hero.

Heroic fun and games / Strip Poker	A Hero Sits Next Door	Peter Griffin	9	1
Peter is disappointed that being a hero isn't all fun and games.

Peter Breaks the Rules	The Son Also Draws	Peter Griffin	1	1
Peter rebels against authority until he is kicked.

Sneaking into the County Fair	The Son Also Draws	Chris Griffin	2	1
Chris is afraid of disappointing his father like the time he ruined their chance to sneak into the county fair by sneezing.

Wasp Watching	The Son Also Draws	Peter Griffin	3	1
Peter mentions Chris almost getting a merit badge for insect study by studying a family of WASPs. (White Angel-Saxon Protestants)

Peter never knows when to stop	The Son Also Draws	Peter Griffin	4	1
Peter refuses to give up even when his patient recovers.

Chief Grand Cherokee	The Son Also Draws	Peter Griffin	5	1
Peter mentions his Native American ancestor, a rainmaker who killed several krauts at Wounded Knee.

Peter pretends to be gay	The Son Also Draws	Peter Griffin	6	1
Peter fooled people into thinking he was gay by watching Caroline in the City.

Peter gets a spiritual message	The Son Also Draws	Peter Griffin	7	1
Peter thinks his Alpha-Bits cereal is warning him, but he is really eating Cheerios.

Peter finds food in the wild	The Son Also Draws	Peter Griffin	8	1
Peter brags about finding food in the wild by scaring Little Red Riding Hood while dressed as the Big Bad Wolf.

Freak boy	Brian: Portrait of a Dog	Tom Tucker	1	1
Tom Tucker admonished Diane that some people find the word "freak" offensive.

Impressing the judges	Brian: Portrait of a Dog	Meg Griffin	2	1
Meg thinks Brian can impress the judges at the dog show with his impression of a barbershop quartet.

Peter tries to take candy from a baby	Brian: Portrait of a Dog	Peter Griffin	3	1
Peter fails to have luck taking candy from a baby.

Peter tries to win money	Brian: Portrait of a Dog	Peter Griffin	4	1
Peter tries to win money on Jeopardy! but thinks "diarrhea" is the answer.

Liza's little blue pills	Brian: Portrait of a Dog	Peter Griffin	5	1
Liza Minnelli needs a pick-me-up from her little blue pills.

Peter hits a deer	Brian: Portrait of a Dog	Chris Griffin	6	1
Peter his a deer that insists on his insurance information.

Back in the day	Brian: Portrait of a Dog	Lois Griffin	7	1
Lois wants Peter and Brian to return to the way they used to be.

Brian as a stray	Brian: Portrait of a Dog	Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin	8	1
Peter and Brian flashback to their first encounter.

Peter finds Brian's tennis ball	Brian: Portrait of a Dog	Peter Griffin	9	1
Peter reminisces about Brian playing with his old tennis ball.

Peter asks MacGyver for help	Brian: Portrait of a Dog	Peter Griffin	10	1
Peter asks MacGyver for help in saving Brian.