Cutaway Gags Season 10

Screenshot	Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
	Peter's sushi restaurant	Lottery Fever	Peter Griffin	1	10
	Peter says he always wanted a sushi restaurant so he could yell at the customers.
	Brian's grooming	Lottery Fever	Lois Griffin	2	10
	Lois points out that they had to delay Brian's grooming due to lack of funds.
	Four piece suit	Lottery Fever	Mayor Adam West	3	10
	Mayor Adam West says he wants to buy a four piece suit if he wins the lottery.
	Good karma	Lottery Fever	Peter Griffin	4	10
	Peter claims he's built up good karma after doing USO shows.
	Leering at money	Lottery Fever	Peter Griffin	5	10
	Peter says he didn't want to leave his lottery winnings in the bank where the Jews could leer at the money.
	Peter quits his job	Lottery Fever	Peter Griffin	6	10
	Peter tells of quitting his job after winning the lottery.
	Stewie's mobile	Lottery Fever	Lois Griffin	7	10
	Lois is worried that the lottery money is having a strange effect on Brian and Stewie.
	Expensive tastes	Lottery Fever	Lois Griffin	8	10
	Lois also worries that Chris has developed some very expensive tastes.
	Lobster flight	Lottery Fever	Peter Griffin	9	10
	Peter hopes the caviar he ordered on a helicopter flight enjoy it as much as the lobster.
	G.I. José	Seahorse Seashell Party	Peter Griffin	1	10
	Peter is disappointed when he can't watch G.I. José.
	Lady Gaga	Seahorse Seashell Party	Stewie Griffin	2	10
	Stewie tells Brian that he's gotten through tougher things than his acid trip, like seeing Lady Gaga naked.
	Italian guy vs. Black lady	Seahorse Seashell Party	Stewie Griffin	3	10
	Stewie observes the family going at each other like an Italian guy and a black lady.
	Irish bar fight	Seahorse Seashell Party	Chris Griffin	4	10
	Chris compares the broccoli and brussel sprouts Lois cooks to an Irish bar fight in his pants.
	"Porch 'o geese"	Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q.	Peter Griffin	1	10
	While talking about Santos & Pasquel who were Portuguese, Peter claims that he always thought of geese on a porch.
	"Iraq Lobster"	Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q.	Peter Griffin	2	10
	Peter claims that Brenda Quagmire's boyfriend Jeff is as scary as an Iraq lobster.
	A straight answer	Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q.	Lois Griffin	3	10
	Lois says that trying to get the truth from Brenda Quagmire is like trying to get a straight answer from a 23-year-old girl.
	Soliciting a rooster	Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q.	Peter Griffin	4	10
	Peter tells Joe and Quagmire that you can get arrested for soliciting a rooster.
	Watching Meg pop zits	Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q.	Peter Griffin	5	10
	Peter tells Jeff that a night out hunting beats staying at home watching Meg pop zits.
	Screaming autistic lady	Stewie Goes for a Drive	Peter Griffin	1	10
	Peter notes that his visit to the doctor went pretty well, except for the screaming autistic lady.
	Shelley Duvall	Stewie Goes for a Drive	Peter Griffin	2	10
	Peter tells of meeting Shelley Duvall.
	Slow cruise	Stewie Goes for a Drive	Stewie Griffin	3	10
	Stewie is happy that he can drive so he can take a slow cruise past his girlfriend's house.
	Lois' book club	Stewie Goes for a Drive	Peter Griffin	4	10
	Peter thinks the invitation to Ryan Reynolds housewarming party is much better than what usually goes on at his house on Friday nights.
	Hiding dents	Stewie Goes for a Drive	Stewie Griffin	5	10
	Stewie thinks he can hide the damage to Brian's car with some paint and bodywork like an unattractive woman.
	Lessor Showcase	Stewie Goes for a Drive	Brian Griffin	6	10
	Brian tells Stewie that sometimes in life that he has to accept what is coming to him, like getting the lessor of two showcases on The Price is Right.
	Mexican food gas	Stewie Goes for a Drive	Peter Griffin	7	10
	Peter worries about getting similar gas from Moroccan food like when he eats Mexican food.
	Shipped off to Siberia	Stewie Goes for a Drive	Stewie Griffin	8	10
	Stewie is afraid that when Peter and Lois find out that he wrecked Brian's car, he'll be Shipped off to Siberia.
	In between "Peter drinks montage"	Back to the Pilot	Lois Griffin & Brian Griffin	1	10
	Stewie and Brian find out what happened in between cutaway breaks in "Death Has a Shadow".
	Present day cutaway breaks	Back to the Pilot	Peter Griffin	2	10
	Stewie notes the way the family currently takes cutaway breaks.
	9/11 follow up attack	Back to the Pilot	Peter Griffin	3	10
	Peter notes that terrorists failed in their follow up attack to 9/11 in St. Louis, MO.
	Cookiebook	Back to the Pilot	Stewie Griffin	4	10
	Stewie ponders if Brian changing the past may have resulted in Cookie Monster inventing Cookiebook instead of Facebook.
	Future cutaway	Back to the Pilot	Peter Griffin	5	10
	Stewie and Brian observe Peter setting up a cutaway in the future.
	Giant crab	Thanksgiving	Peter Griffin	1	10
	Peter is glad that they can have guests over again now that the giant crab is gone.
	Peter's reaction 1	Thanksgiving	Ida Quagmire	2	10
	Peter has a reaction to Ida Quagmire's comment about the bones being removed from the chicken wings.
	Peter's reaction 2	Thanksgiving	Peter Griffin	3	10
	Peter has a reaction to his own "son died tomato" joke.
	Human Centipede	Thanksgiving	Susie Swanson	4	10
	Susie Swanson watches the film Human Centipede in horror.
	Standing up to Mayor Adam West	Thanksgiving	Joe Swanson & Mayor Adam West	5	10
	Mayor West tells his children of the time Joe stood up to him and then tells his grandchildren of the time one of his children also stood up to him.
	Thanksgiving traditions	Thanksgiving	Peter Griffin	6	10
	Peter claims that dads getting drunk on Thanksgiving is a tradition.
	Peter fakes his own death	Thanksgiving	Peter Griffin	7	10
	Peter tells of the time he faked his own death to get out of a dentist appointment.
	Pretend Not to Notice People's Race Day	Thanksgiving	Peter Griffin	8	10
	Peter clams Thanksgiving is his second favorite holiday, right after Pretend Not to Notice People's Race Day.
	Peter's thought process	Thanksgiving	Peter Griffin	9	10
	Peter thought process confuses the show directors.
	Confused	Thanksgiving	Show directors	10	10
	Confused by Peter's thought process, the show directors slip in a cutaway of The Cowardly Lion as Lindsay Lohan's gynecologist.
	Legs Go All The Way Up Griffin	Amish Guy	Peter Griffin	1	10
	Peter vows to go on a diet and not stop until he looks as good as his great-aunt Legs Go All The Way Up Griffin.
	"No One Like Rice Cakes"	Amish Guy	Peter Griffin	2	10
	As Peter chokes on a rice cake, he wonders who would create such a thing.
	The Wright Brothers	Amish Guy	Stewie Griffin	3	10
	Stewie admires Peter for having a dream and making it happen, just like the Wright Brothers.
	G.I. Joe	Amish Guy	Stewie Griffin	4	10
	Stewie tries to explain the concept of G.I. Joe.
	Staying in a youth hostel	Amish Guy	Peter Griffin	5	10
	Peter admits that staying in an inn in Amish country is better than staying at a youth hostel.
	Stuck behind a giraffe at the ball park	Amish Guy	Peter Griffin	6	10
	Peter claims he isn't good with confrontation, like the time he got stuck behind a giraffe at the ball park.
	Selling candy bars	Cool Hand Peter	Peter Griffin	1	10
	Peter points out to Lois that he got a job selling candy bars to keep him off of drugs and out of trouble.
	Impossible tasks	Cool Hand Peter	Joe Swanson	2	10
	Joe complains of the impossible tasks Bonnie gives him, such as vacuuming the tire tracks out of the carpet.
	Single-guy fridge	Cool Hand Peter	Glenn Quagmire	3	10
	Quagmire claims it's a lot of work to keep his single-guy sufficiently depressing.
	Simpson Jury	Cool Hand Peter	Peter Griffin	4	10
	Peter knew he and the guys were in trouble when he the minute he saw the jury.
	Sleeping like a log	Cool Hand Peter	Peter Griffin	5	10
	After a hard day on the chain gang, Peter claims he'll sleep like a log.
	Colonel Goatbanger	Cool Hand Peter	Peter Griffin	6	10
	When discussing an escape attempt, Peter acknowledges that sometimes you just have to make a decision to go for it and such commitment is what won the American Revolution.
	Taking candy from a premature baby	Cool Hand Peter	Peter Griffin	7	10
	Peter claims the escape was easier than taking candy from a premature baby.
	Pizza-place salad	Grumpy Old Man	Stewie Griffin	1	10
	Stewie accuses Brian of ruining snow like a pizza-place ruins salad.
	Old people refrigerator	Grumpy Old Man	Stewie Griffin	2	10
	Stewie claims that old people always have weird stuff in their refrigerator.
	Mayor West dream	Grumpy Old Man	Mayor Adam West	3	10
	Mayor Adam West dreams.
	"Criminal"	Grumpy Old Man	Peter Griffin	4	10
	Peter claims Joe owes the family after he didn't tell about his Fiona Apple tribute video.
	Working stiff	Grumpy Old Man	Carter Pewterschmidt	5	10
	Carter pledges to keep working until he dies and then even after.
	Phone Sax	Grumpy Old Man	Peter Griffin	6	10
	Peter tells about his and Lois' phone sax.
	Can't sleep	Grumpy Old Man	Peter Griffin	7	10
	Peter complains that he can't sleep with Carter around.
	Surviving 9/11	Grumpy Old Man	Peter Griffin	8	10
	Peter says Carter's smile reminds him of the guy that was way too happy he didn't get killed on 9/11.
	Drill sergeant with Alzheimer's	Grumpy Old Man	Peter Griffin	9	10
	Peter tells Carter that everyone retires, even that drill sergeant with Alzheimer's.
	Florida people/Sex offenders	Grumpy Old Man	Peter Griffin	10	10
	Peter warns Carter about going out around Florida people.
	Jewish fight club	Quagmire and Meg	Peter Griffin	1	10
	Peter believes all the cars in front of the house belong to Mort Goldman's Jewish fight club.
	Slide show	Quagmire and Meg	Stewie Griffin	2	10
	Stewie is disappointed that the family won't get to see the slide show of Meg he prepared.
	Kicking ass and taking names	Quagmire and Meg	Peter Griffin	3	10
	Peter vows to kick ass and take names.
	Quagmire bangs anything	Quagmire and Meg	Peter Griffin	4	10
	Peter complains that Quagmire will bang anything.
	Lois rebels	Quagmire and Meg	Lois Griffin	5	10
	Lois recalls rebelling against her parents.
	Spartacus	Quagmire and Meg	Peter Griffin	6	10
	Peter points out the time he stood up to Spartacus.
	Princess Bride Interlude	Quagmire and Meg	None	7	10
	A grandson stops his grandfather to ask about the story.
	Asleep on the job	Quagmire and Meg	Peter Griffin	8	10
	Peter complains about the artist being asleep.
	Japanese difference	The Blind Side	Stewie Griffin	1	10
	Stewie points out that the Japanese have a whole other thing going on than the Chinese.
	Female co-workers	The Blind Side	Peter Griffin	2	10
	Peter doesn't understand why Lois has problems with her female co-workers.
	Different stuff	The Blind Side	Glenn Quagmire	3	10
	Quagmire admits being into a lot of different stuff.
	At the drugstore	The Blind Side	Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin	4	10
	Lois reminds Peter of telling him about the stair replacement the day he went to the drugstore.
	Titanic	The Blind Side	Kate	5	10
	Kate tells how she enjoyed listening to Titanic.
	Dog people	The Blind Side	Brian Griffin & Kate	6	10
	Kate and Brian agree that dog people can be annoying.
	Finding the Batcave	The Blind Side	Stewie Griffin	7	10
	Stewie reminds Brian how he once found the Batcave.
	Muggers	The Blind Side	Kate	8	10
	Kate thanks Brian for beating up the muggers that tried to rob them.
	The Eiffel Tower	The Blind Side	Kate	9	10
	Kate also thanks Brian for that trip to the Eiffel Tower.
	Romeo & Juliet	The Blind Side	Kate	10	10
	Kate apologies for crying at the symphony during Romeo & Juliet.
	Easily startled wallpaper	The Blind Side	Peter Griffin	11	10
	Peter complains that the stairs are stressing him out, like the easily startled wallpaper.
	Sloth	The Blind Side	Brian Griffin	12	10
	Brian insists that slower is better.
	Showgirls	The Blind Side	Stewie Griffin	13	10
	Stewie reminds Brian that he did the choreography for Showgirls.
	Rigging the rig	The Blind Side	Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin	14	10
	Lois doesn't understand Peter's rig in the bedroom.
	Jaycee Dugard Griffin	The Blind Side	Peter Griffin	15	10
	Peter points lout that a lot of people stay in weird places, like his cousin, Jaycee Dugard Griffin.
	Joe in Heaven	The Blind Side	Peter Griffin	16	10
	Peter remembers that he forgot to get Joe down from his rig.
	Billy Bob Thornton	Livin' on a Prayer	Lois Griffin	1	10
	Lois comments that Stewie and Scotty Jennings get along better than Billy Bob Thornton and his cat.
	Saying the wrong things	Livin' on a Prayer	Lois Griffin	2	10
	Lois notes that Peter tends to say the wrong things.
	Out of work clowns	Livin' on a Prayer	Peter Griffin	3	10
	Peter suggests the Jennings should pray for out-of-work clowns.
	Seventh-day Adventists	Livin' on a Prayer	Lois Griffin	4	10
	Lois claims the Jennings are crazier than Seventh-day Adventists.
	Public service	Livin' on a Prayer	Peter Griffin	5	10
	Peter claims they are doing a public service like the idiots that get together to paint a school.
	Multimedia milk carton	Livin' on a Prayer	Mayor Adam West	6	10
	Mayor West says they've put Scotty Jennings picture on the latest multimedia milk cartons.
	The Boy Who Cried Wolf	Livin' on a Prayer	Meg Griffin	7	10
	Meg claims Lois is like the boy who cried "wolf."
	Thelma & Louise	Livin' on a Prayer	Lois Griffin & Peter Griffin	8	10
	Lois says she feels like Thelma & Louise although Peter points out that didn't end well.
	Good Night, and Good Luck	Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream	Peter Griffin	1	10
	Peter tells how Good Night, and Good Luck tricked him into leaving the theater early.
	Hollywood flashback	Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream	Tom Tucker	2	10
	tom tells of his experiences in Hollywood.
	Peter Griffin Cadillac	Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream	Tom Tucker	3	10
	Tom confuses Peter with another Peter Griffin.
	Giving out business cards	Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream	Peter Griffin	4	10
	Peter tells about giving out his business cards in Hollywood.
	Taunting squirrels	Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream	Stewie Griffin	5	10
	Stewie points out how the squirrels taunt Brian.
	God wants to touch himself	Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream	Peter Griffin	6	10
	Peter appeals to God.
	The return of James Woods	Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream	James Woods	7	10
	James Woods explains his resurrection from the dead.
	Multitasking	Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream	Peter Griffin	8	10
	Peter tells Tom Tucker that he would be surprised as to how much he can handle.
	Giving Chris bad news	Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream	Lois Griffin	9	10
	Lois notes that Chris doesn't take bad news well.
	Moving on	Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream	Chris Griffin	10	10
	Chris says that Lindsey is dating someone else.
	Dumb things	Be Careful What You Fish For	Lois Griffin	1	10
	Lois claims Peter has done some dumb things.
	Text cutaway	Be Careful What You Fish For	Peter Griffin	2	10
	Peter's dumb thing is making the audience read the cutaway.
	If babies ruled the world	Be Careful What You Fish For	Stewie Griffin	3	10
	Stewie claims the world would be better if babies ruled the world.
	Late night bad news	Be Careful What You Fish For	Peter Griffin	4	10
	Peter points out that you always get bad news in the middle of the night.
	Living with ants	Be Careful What You Fish For	Peter Griffin	5	10
	Peter says he's great with animals, like the time he lived with ants.
	The Adventures of Milo and Otis	Be Careful What You Fish For	Brian Griffin	6	10
	Brian tells Miss Emily of a bad experience at the movies.
	Cocaine & dollhouses	Be Careful What You Fish For	Peter Griffin	7	10
	Peter says he can't wait for Billy Finn to leave so he can get back to his cocaine and dollhouses.
	Two hood ornaments	Be Careful What You Fish For	Peter Griffin & Billy Finn	8	10
	Peter imagines life with two hood ornaments.
	"Reunited"	Be Careful What You Fish For	Peter Griffin	9	10
	Peter claims he's great at getting people back together and even wrote a song about it.
	Raccoon translator	Burning Down the Bayit	Lois Griffin	1	10
	Lois complains of Peter's spending, particularly for a raccoon translator.
	Cher Impersonator	Burning Down the Bayit	Peter Griffin	2	10
	Peter tells of Joe going to Las Vegas to see a handicapped Cher impersonator.
	Weekly circumcision	Burning Down the Bayit	Peter Griffin	3	10
	Peter decides that helping Mort Goldman is more important than his weekly circumcision.
	Complaint letters	Burning Down the Bayit	Mort Goldman	4	10
	Morts says that instructions for writing complaint letters is in the Torah.
	Fooling Lois	Burning Down the Bayit	Peter Griffin	5	10
	Peter claims he's got the perfect plan to fool Lois while he's out but she is also fooling Peter while she steps out.
	Alibi	Burning Down the Bayit	Peter Griffin	6	10
	Peter comes up with the alibi that they were seeing The Beatles.
	RoboCop's day off	Burning Down the Bayit	Peter Griffin	7	10
	Peter tells Joe that even RoboCop took a day off.
	Man in the mirror	Burning Down the Bayit	Glenn Quagmire	8	10
	Quagmire claims he looks in the mirror and sees someone else.
	Plan "B"	Burning Down the Bayit	Joe Swanson	9	10
	Joe recalls how the insurance company screwed him over after his accident.
	Buying Mort a star	Killer Queen	Peter Griffin	1	10
	Peter wishes he hadn't spent his money buying a star to name after Mort Goldman.
	Ferdinand Magellan	Killer Queen	Stewie Griffin	2	10
	Stewie admits he could forgive Brian just as Ferdinand Magellan forgave the "Land Ho" prankster.
	Sitting ducks	Killer Queen	Peter Griffin	3	10
	Peter worries that everyone is sitting ducks at Camp Fresh Start.
	"America"	Killer Queen	Peter & Lois	4	10
	Peter disputes Lois' criticism of his patter-singing.
	The Pirates of Penzance	Killer Queen	Peter Griffin	5	10
	Peter claims he carried the production of The Pirates of Penzance.
	The Riddler	Killer Queen	Peter Griffin	6	10
	Peter threatens that if Patrick Pewterschmidt has harmed his family, he'll do to him what he did to the Riddler.
	Anal-retentive bandits	Killer Queen	Joe Swanson	7	10
	Joe compares their murderer to anal-retentive bandits.
	Scary teenagers	Killer Queen	Peter Griffin	8	10
	Peter suggests they give Patrick Pewterschmidt a chance, like when he got over his fear of scary teenagers.
	A night without Peter	Forget-Me-Not	Peter Griffin	1	10
	Peter recalls the last time the guys spent a night without him.
	Kitten and Gorilla	Forget-Me-Not	Peter Griffin	2	10
	Peter says he didn't get his picture in the paper when he brought that kitten and gorilla together.
	Fender guard	Forget-Me-Not	Lois Griffin	3	10
	Lois reminds Brian of how Peter used to hang him in the garage so he wouldn't hit his fenders.
	Attractive friends	Forget-Me-Not	Stewie Griffin	4	10
	Stewie tells Brian he is lying to himself, like girls that think their friends are attractive.
	He's Shirtpants	Forget-Me-Not	Announcer	5	10
	Who else but Shirtpants?
	Former Life I	Forget-Me-Not	Peter Griffin	6	10
	Peter imagines he was a doctor that kept tings light.
	Former life II	Forget-Me-Not	Glenn Quagmire	7	10
	Quagmire imagines himself as an operator in a Danish cookie factory.
	Former life III	Forget-Me-Not	Brian Griffin	8	10
	Brian imagines himself as a speechwriter for the first black Preident.
	Former life IV	Forget-Me-Not	Joe Swanson	9	10
	Joe imagines himself as the voice of a cartoon bird.
	Simple trick	Forget-Me-Not	Glenn Quagmire	10	10
	Quagmire complains that he spent all morning trying to teach Brian one little thing.
	Watching paint dry	You Can't Do That On Television, Peter	Peter Griffin	1	10
	Peter claims that watching kids shows is worse than watching paint dry.
	Separated at birth	You Can't Do That On Television, Peter	Peter Griffin	2	10
	Peter views Mother Maggie as a kindred spirit, like twins separated at birth.
	Alone time	You Can't Do That On Television, Peter	Peter Griffin	3	10
	Peter tells of spending a year on a deserted island with only a monkey for a companion when he claims alone time for Stewie is good.
	Italian mom without bad kids	You Can't Do That On Television, Peter	Peter Griffin	4	10
	Peter says his life without Jolly Farm Revue will be like an Italian mom without bad kids.
	Bad audio basement show	You Can't Do That On Television, Peter	Peter Griffin	5	10
	Peter says Petey's Funhouse replace the bad audio basement show on cable access.
	Evite	You Can't Do That On Television, Peter	Peter Griffin	6	10
	Peter claims that Lois is the most annoying thing in his life next to Evite.
	Frathouse	You Can't Do That On Television, Peter	Peter Griffin	7	10
	Peter turns to a frathouse for backup.
	Horrible Dr. Seuss reading	Mr. and Mrs. Stewie	Stewie Griffin	1	10
	Stewie notes that the last book reading he went to was horrible.
	Peter's plume pen	Mr. and Mrs. Stewie	Lois Griffin	2	10
	Lois complains that Peter's plume pen keeps her up at night while he writes.
	Charles Bronson	Mr. and Mrs. Stewie	Peter Griffin	3	10
	Peter claims that even cold, unfeeling men need to snuggle.
	Maverick & Goose	Mr. and Mrs. Stewie	Stewie Griffin	4	10
	Stewie wonders if his meeting Penelope was like how Maverick felt when he met Goose.
	Joan of Arc	Mr. and Mrs. Stewie	Stewie Griffin	5	10
	Stewie claims that strong women always turn out to be nightmares, like Joan of Arc.
	Baby on an airplane	Leggo My Meg-O	Meg Griffin	1	10
	Meg believes another semester at James Woods Regional High School would be worse than sitting next to a baby on an airplane.
	Part-time job	Leggo My Meg-O	Peter Griffin	2	10
	Peter tells of working part-time jobs.
	Kidnapping scum	Leggo My Meg-O	Stewie Griffin	3	10
	Stewie compares Meg's kidnappers to military recruiting targeting minorities.
	Inventing stuffing	Leggo My Meg-O	Stewie Griffin	4	10
	Stewie tells a kidnapper to burn in Hell, like the guy who invented stuffing a Turkey.
	Teamwork	Leggo My Meg-O	Stewie Griffin	5	10
	Stewie claims that he and Brian make a good team, like Lewis and Clark and the guy that tips over canoes.
	Cheating wife	Tea Peter	Peter Griffin & stick figure	1	10
	Peter converses with a falling stick figure who worries his wife is cheating on him.
	Russian coats	Tea Peter	Joe Swanson	2	10
	Joe warns against moving to Russia, noting that hooking up in the coats can be a crapshoot.
	Just for Eagles	Tea Peter	Glenn Quagmire	3	10
	Quagmire complains that bald eagles should be able to make their own decisions.
	Peter's knitting club	Tea Peter	Peter Griffin	4	10
	Peter notes that his knitting club has been critical of his work lately.
	Japanese girls	Tea Peter	Peter Griffin	5	10
	Peter tells of sitting at the mall watching Japanese girls laugh during normal conversation.
	Going for a walk	Tea Peter	Peter Griffin	6	10
	Peter asks Brian if he feels superior, like the first creature to walk on dry land.
	Not the Village People	Tea Peter	Peter Griffin	7	10
	Peter complains about the government ruining everything, like the way the Village People ruined any gathering of a cop, Indian Chief and a construction worker.
	Half-asleep construction worker	Tea Peter	Peter Griffin	8	10
	Peter claims he can't wait to fire all of the government workers starting with the half-sleep construction worker.
	Driving to Vegas	Tea Peter	Chris Griffin	9	10
	Without government, Chris takes a bunch of mescaline and drives to Vegas.
	Meg's Spanish teacher	Tea Peter	Peter Griffin	10	10
	Without government, Meg can finally hold hands with her Spanish teacher.
	Going to Hell	Tea Peter	Lois Griffin	11	10
	Lois worries that without government the town is going to Hell.
	Tampon commercials	Tea Peter	Peter Griffin	12	10
	Peter complains that without government, tampon commercials no longer show a blue liquid.
	British cutaway	Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2	Neville & Announcer	1	10
	Neville and an announcer lead to a British cutaway gag.
	Not worth it	Internal Affairs	Joe Swanson	1	10
	Joe notes that he only gets feedback from the chief when a punk isn't worth it.
	¡Muy Importante!	Internal Affairs	Joe Swanson	2	10
	Joe tells Bonnie of being invited to appear on ¡Muy Importante!.
	Taking care of things	Internal Affairs	Glenn Quagmire	3	10
	With all of the police at McShooty's, Quagmire ponders who is taking care of the city.
	C.B. sex	Internal Affairs	Peter Griffin	4	10
	Peter tells of enjoying C.B. sex while Lois is out.
	A terrible thing	Internal Affairs	Peter Griffin	5	10
	Peter tells Joe that everyone has done terrible things.
	Making a mistake	Internal Affairs	Stewie Griffin	6	10
	Stewie admits everyone makes mistakes.
	When Joe meet Bonnie	Internal Affairs	Joe Swanson	7	10
	Joe tells how he met Bonnie.