Screenshot Title Appear in Cutaway Owner Episode Order Season No.
Jordanpipen.png Second love Into Fat Air Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter laments being Lois' second love, like Scottie Pippen to Michael Jordan.
Doubleplay.png Double play Into Fat Air Brian Griffin 2 11
Brian points out the family couldn't turn a double play.
Nepal.png Nepal Into Fat Air Peter Griffin 3 11
Peter ponders how Nepal got its name.
Weedwhacker.png Weed whacker Into Fat Air Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter worries he may have left the weed whacker on at home.
Anyone.png Chiropractor school Into Fat Air Peter Griffin 5 11
Peter claims that beating Ross Fishman to the top of Mt. Everest may even top graduating from Chiropractor school.
Coldblock.png Blocking out the cold Into Fat Air Stewie Griffin 6 11
Stewie fantasizes about a trip to Las Vegas.
Toppee.png Top of the world Into Fat Air Brian Griffin 7 11
Brian lays claim to the world by peeing on Mt. Everest.
Frozenpose.png Frozen pose Into Fat Air Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter wants the family to get into a hilarious pose so the searches can get a good laugh when they find the bodies.
Birdsfly.png Birds need to fly Into Fat Air Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter points out they needed to eat just like birds need to fly.
Megdrop.png Meg visits the fire station Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter recalls Meg's first visit to the fire station.
Lonlynba.png Lonely Ratings Guy Lois Griffin 2 11
Lois notes that firefighters must get lonely like NBA stars on the road.
Stoolpants.png Playing pretend Ratings Guy Stewie Griffin 3 11
Stewie pretends to be Peter.
Cary Elwes.png Cary Elwes Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter likes to write fan letters to see if he gets a response.
Pickedlast.png Never picked Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 5 11
Peter laments never getting picked for anything.
Birthmark.png Unfortunate birthmark Ratings Guy Tom Tucker 6 11
Tom recalls having trouble due to an unfortunate birthmark.
Boots.png Taking criticism Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 7 11
Peter notes that it is sometimes hard to take criticism.
Hungrybaldwin.png Coolest toy on Earth Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter notes that he has been given the coolest toy on Earth, except for Hungry, Hungry Alec Baldwins.
Kentloishookup.png Superman wish Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter laments never getting to see Clark Kent and Lois Lane hook up in an episode of Superman.
Sandra Berhard.png Sandra Bernhard Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 10 11
Peter gives the Nielsen administrator tickets to Sandra Bernhard's show.
Peterpublicradio.png Public radio Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 11 11
Peter complains that he hasn't been so lonely since doing public radio.
Cameralook.png Workplace comedy Ratings Guy Peter Griffin 12 11
Peter orders several workplace comedies where the actors talk to the camera.
Souvineer.png Stock car souvenir The Old Man and the Big 'C' Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter remembers the time he got a souvenir at a stock car race.
Weekendbully.png Weekend bully The Old Man and the Big 'C' Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter suggests Quagmire ignore people teasing him, the way Peter ignores his weekend bully.
Hamradio.png Ham radio The Old Man and the Big 'C' Quagmire 3 11
Quagmire's radar gun interferes with his ham radio signal.
Barefootguy.png Barefoot guy The Old Man and the Big 'C' Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter remembers being the barefoot guy.
Giddygirls.png Women ordering dessert The Old Man and the Big 'C' Stewie Griffin 5 11
The thought of giving Lois the news that her father has cancer makes Stewie as giddy as a group of women ordering dessert.
Cartercomedyclub.png Laughter is the best medicine The Old Man and the Big 'C' Stewie Griffin 6 11
Stewie imagines Carter at a comedy club.
Drivebystewie.png Witness The Old Man and the Big 'C' Stewie Griffin 7 11
Stewie is a witness to a drive-by shooting.
Sniffcancer.png Sniffing out cancer The Old Man and the Big 'C' Brian & Stewie 8 11
Brian debunks Stewie's belief that dogs can sniff out cancer.
KleenexJerry.png Kleenex The Old Man and the Big 'C' Stewie Griffin 9 11
Stewie points out that big corporations never tell the truth.
Waiting.png Waiting for Lois to get off the phone The Old Man and the Big 'C' Stewie Griffin 10 11
Stewie gets impatient waiting for Lois to quit talking to Bonnie.
Pressrelease.png Press release The Old Man and the Big 'C' Peter Griffin 11 11
Peter takes a dump and issues a press release.
Sucessfulguy.png Successful moves Yug Ylimaf Brian Griffin 1 11
Brian notes that some guys have moves.
Stiwiechicks.png Stewie picks up chicks Yug Ylimaf Stewie Griffin 2 11
Stewie is embarrassed by how he picks up chicks.
Stutterer.png The stutterer Yug Ylimaf Stewie Griffin 3 11
Stewie points out some of the women Brian has brought home, like the girl that stuttered.
Toughjob.png Big challenge Yug Ylimaf Stewie Griffin 4 11
Stewie points out that he has had tough challenges, like announcing that Heidi Klum had broke up with Seal.
Rabbitfight.png Rabbit fight Yug Ylimaf Brian Griffin 5 11
Brian claims that the situation is more intense than when he fought a rabbit in a karate tournament.
ABCDEFG.png Faking it Yug Ylimaf Stewie Griffin 6 11
Stewie tells of the time he forgot what came after "G" and had to fake "The Alphabet Song".
FG1003 SC014f.jpg Bobby Briggs Joe's Revenge Joe Swanson 1 11
Joe recounts how he really became crippled.
Rupertsitter.png Sitter Joe's Revenge Stewie Griffin 2 11
Stewie leaves Rupert with a sitter.
Dunkindonuts.png Dunkin' Donuts Joe's Revenge Police Chief 3 11
The chief of police assigns Joe to catch the guy rubbing his butt on Dunkin' Donuts.
Shareroom.png Joe's spare room Joe's Revenge Glenn Quagmire 4 11
Quagmire thinks Joe is weird for having a room dedicated to Bobby Briggs while making Kevin and Susie Swanson share a room.
Predbirds.png Predatory birds Joe's Revenge Quagmire & Peter 5 11
Quagmire wonders about what life has become and Peter points out the founding father didn't have it so easy either.
Realcrooks.png Real crooks Joe's Revenge Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter wonders why the Atlantic City cops are not out arresting real crooks like those on TV and in movies.
Southamerica.png Making a break Joe's Revenge Peter Griffin 7 11
Peter worries that Bobby Briggs is making a break, like South America did from Africa.
Gayjacked.png Gay Jacked Joe's Revenge Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter claims the last plane he took was gay jacked.
Darius.png Inner-city youth Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter asks Lois to get him a chess set and a backwards hat to help him inspire inner-city youths.
Babyshower.png Baby shower Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter says that Lois would love a surprise party just like he enjoyed his baby shower.
Baldguys.png Bald guys Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Stewie Griffin 3 11
Stewie thinks he and Sheldon have the same bond that all bald guys have for each other.
Fakestore.png Fake grocery store Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter distracts Lois with a fake grocery store.
Seriousputty.png Serious Putty Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Stewie Griffin 5 11
Stewie claims "Serious Putty" is better than "Silly Putty."
Kingstewie.png King Stewie Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Stewie Griffin 6 11
Stewie points out that no one likes to be humiliated in public.
EdwardSissorhands.png Edward Scissorhands Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Stewie Griffin 7 11
Stewie claims Lois is trying to be something she's not, like Edward Scissorhands.
Hotbutt.png Weird stuff montage Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Brian Griffin 8 11
Brian tells of weird stuff happening around the house, like Peter getting a "hotbutt' and Meg's sleeping pills being replaced by Alka-Seltzer.
911blog.png 9/11 blog Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter admits that the novelty of Lois' youth movement has lost its novelty, just like his 9/11 blog.
Dancedrycleaners.png Dry cleaners/dance club Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Mayor Adam West 10 11
Mayor West confuses his dry cleaners and a dance club with each other.
Liontamer.png Not what they used to be Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Peter & Lois 11 11
Peter and Lois both admit they aren't what they used to be.
Conwaybieber.png Conway Bieber Lois Comes Out of Her Shell Peter Griffin 12 11
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Bieber.
Spacelove.png Meg's fantasy I Friends Without Benefits Meg Griffin 1 11
Meg fantasizes about Kent Lastname in space.
Dinershift.png Working at the diner Friends Without Benefits Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter agrees to take Janis' shift at the diner.
Printingpress.png Obsession Friends Without Benefits Stewie Griffin 3 11
Stewie compares Meg's obsession with Kent to the guy that invented the printing press.
Megfantasy.png Meg's fantasy II Friends Without Benefits Meg Griffin 4 11
Meg fantasizes about Kent Lastname again.
Jobswap.png Job swap Friends Without Benefits Mayor Adam West 5 11
Mayor West trades places with a bird.
Jewishspeaksay.png Jewish "See and Say" Friends Without Benefits Brian Griffin 6 11
Brian thinks his cough sounds like a Jewish "See and Say."
Heartcondition.png Heart condition Friends Without Benefits Meg Griffin 7 11
Meg disagrees when her friends tell her that her heart is in the right place.
Bitchywomen.png Girls are terrible Friends Without Benefits Meg Griffin 8 11
Meg points out that girls are terrible, backstabbing bitches with phoney compliments.
DarkChris.png Chris' dark side Friends Without Benefits Meg Griffin 9 11
Meg tells Kent of Chris' dark side.
Felicityhair.png Felicity cuts her hair Friends Without Benefits Chris Griffin 10 11
Chris remembers the time that Meg helped him get through when Felicity cut her hair.
Turtledoves.png Two turtledoves Jesus, Mary & Joseph Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter can't afford to give Lois the kind of gift he gave her the previous year.
Mudhut.png Mud hut Jesus, Mary & Joseph Joseph/Peter Griffin 2 11
Joseph recalls being disappointed after a previous date.
Virginitycoach.png Virginity coach Jesus, Mary & Joseph The Virgin Mary/Lois Griffin 3 11
Mary holds off Joseph's advances by saying she has a really good virginity coach.
Oracle.png Greek oracle Jesus, Mary & Joseph Robbie/Brian Griffin 4 11
Robbie looks forward to an oracle from Greece.
Aacx07 052 02a 0342.jpg Visit from an Angel Jesus, Mary & Joseph The Virgin Mary/Lois Griffin 5 11
Mary tells of who she was visited by an Angel.
Donkeyglass.png Donkey glass Jesus, Mary & Joseph Joseph/Peter Griffin 5a 11
A preacher makes a connection between donkeys and homosexuals.
Benherhim.png Ben Him & Ben Her Jesus, Mary & Joseph Joseph/Peter Griffin 6 11
Joseph is amazed that they have movies in Bethlehem.
Namegame.png Cheesy name story Jesus, Mary & Joseph Angel/Bruce 7 11
The Angel decides to take Joseph and Mary's name list to God and let him pick one that he likes.
LemonJesus.png Real lemon Jesus, Mary & Joseph Dr. Hartman 8 11
The doctor tells of another immaculate conception where the kid turned out to be a real lemon because his mom drank during pregnancy.
Nathaniel Hawthorne.png Nathaniel Hawthorne Space Cadet Chris Griffin 1 11
When criticized for his essay, Chris complains that he isn't Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Catdr.png Good education Space Cadet Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin 2 11
Lois worries that treating Chris like a stray cat around the school may not be a good idea but Peter notes that some of them do get good jobs.
Hookedfeeling.png "Hooked on a Feeling" Space Cadet Lois Griffin 3 11
Lois worries what Chris will do after they are gone.
Fortunecookie.png Fortune cookies Space Cadet Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter notes that it is never easy to hear the truth.
Europetrip.png Eurotrip Space Cadet Lois Griffin 5 11
Lois reminds Peter that he had already been to Europe and didn't like it.
Funnycamp.png Fun camp Space Cadet Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter tells Chris that camp is a fun as you make it.
Peterscout.png Boy Scouts Space Cadet Peter Griffin 7 11
Peter remembers having a tough time in the Boy Scouts.
Italianinsace.png Over-exaggerating Italian Space Cadet Technician 8 11
A technician points out that they keep a shuttle around in case an Italian needs to over-exaggerate.
Guyfriends.png Fake friends Space Cadet Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter notes that some friends are fake, like guys whose wives are friends.
Dontbelong.png Fraud Space Cadet Chris Griffin 10 11
Chris notes that people can always sense a fraud.
Bethcougar.png Cougar chick Space Cadet Stewie Griffin 11 11
Stewie notes that everyone makes mistakes, like the cougar chick Peter brought home.
Funnywaiter.png Funny waiter Space Cadet Stewie Griffin 12 11
Stewie says he won't miss the waiter that thinks he's funny.
Jessica Alba.png Jessica Alba Space Cadet Stewie Griffin 13 11
Stewie regrets that he "didn't get to wear it better.".
Maritalaid.png First marital aid Space Cadet Peter Griffin 14 11
Peter recalls the marital aid his great-grandfather invented.
Littleshop.png Theater kid Brian's Play Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter tells of once being in theater himself.
Otherbrother.png Other brother Brian's Play Chris Griffin 2 11
Chris hopes he can fit in the seat unlike a previous time.
Jeandemenard.png Understudies Brian's Play Stewie Griffin 3 11
Stewie hates last-minute understudies.
Moise.png Moise, the low-energy Bar Mitzvah clown Brian's Play Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter complains that shows suck in Quahog.
Beaker.png Beaker Brian's Play Stewie Griffin 5 11
Noting that he can lots of things, Stewie recalls being the human resource director for The Muppets.
Ketchup.png Ketchup Brian's Play Brian Griffin 6 11
Brian complains that he is having every drop squeezed from him like a bottle of ketchup.
Can'tbutter.png I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Brian's Play Brian Griffin 7 11
Brian recalls the time he replaced Peter's "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" with real butter.
Harshnewyork.png Harsh town Brian's Play Brian Griffin 8 11
Brian notes that New York can be a harsh town.
Stuartlittle.png Stuart Little Brian's Play Stewie Griffin 9 11
Stewie reminds Brian that it took Peter a year to figure out Stuart Little.
Stanley Kowalski.png Stanley Kowalski Brian's Play Stewie Griffin 10 11
Stewie asks Brian to drive him to New York so he can attend a party with other playwrights, noting that all of the big names would be there including Stanley Kowalski.
Blacksweeden.png A black guy in Sweden The Giggity Wife Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter worries about being as out of place at Harvard as a black guy in Sweden.
KellerHarvard.png Helen Keller at Harvard The Giggity Wife Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter is impressed to be eating in the same dining hall as Helen Keller when she went to Harvard.
Divorcedapt.png Divorced guy apartment The Giggity Wife Glenn Quagmire 3 11
Faced with losing everything in a divorce from Charmisse, Quagmire considers life in a depressing, divorced guy apartment.
PresSnow.png President Snow The Giggity Wife Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter says there is good in everyone, except for the President in The Hunger Games.
NarPedophile.png Narcissistic pedophile The Giggity Wife Glenn Quagmire 5 11
Glenn tells Charmisse there is someone for everyone, even a narcissistic pedophile.
Drmakemistake.png Everyone makes mistakes The Giggity Wife Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter points out that everyone makes mistakes including doctors.
A Wonderfullife.png It's a Wonderful Life The Giggity Wife Glenn Quagmire 7 11
Quagmire is determined to have sex with a man.
Hilty1.png Peter's Spanish soap opera The Giggity Wife Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter tells Quagmire that he can be a passionate man and reminds him of his Spanish soap opera.
Sleepapnia.png Peter's sleep apnea Valentine's Day in Quahog Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter is afraid of dying during his "weird sleep" thing.
Victorianstripper.png Victorian stripper Valentine's Day in Quahog Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter uses the memory of a Victorian stripper to spend the day in bed with Lois.
Beetledate.png Ringo Starr Valentine's Day in Quahog Brian Griffin 3 11
Brian notes that every girl has their own idea of Prince Charming.
El Presidente.png El Presidente Valentine's Day in Quahog -- 3a 11
The uncensored version of the episode features Valentine's wishes from Mexico's President and First Lady following Consuela's segment.
Kennedyassasination.png Quick change Valentine's Day in Quahog Stewie Griffin 4 11
Stewie tells Brian that events can change things in a minute, just like the Kennedy assassination.
Teslik.png Teslik shoes Chris Cross Chris Griffin 1 11
Chris' shoes are popular with Latvian athletes.
Fathats.png Previous year in high school Chris Cross Chris Griffin 2 11
Chris remembers that the previous year in high school being fat and wearing a baseball cap was popular.
Vacuumdortodoor.png Door-to-door vacuum salesman Chris Cross Peter Griffin 3 11
Peter recalls his job as a door-to-door vacuum salesman.
Shoesmaketheman.png Shoes make the man Chris Cross Chris Griffin 4 11
Chris vows that shoes make the man.
Divebar.png Dive bars Chris Cross Chris Griffin 5 11
Chris says he feels one step above people that love dive bars.
Davegriffin.png Dave Griffin Chris Cross Stewie Griffin 6 11
Stewie assures Brian that he can make things happen.
BuzzLightyear.png Buzz Lightyear Chris Cross Stewie Griffin 7 11
Buzz Lightyear misses Stewie's rendition of "You Needed Me".
GeorgiaOKeefe.png Georgia O'Keeffe Chris Cross Stewie Griffin 8 11
Stewie claims that only the artist knows the meaning of their works.
Boogerbomb.png Booger bomb Chris Cross Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter says he likes to place boogers in Brontë novels.
Chu.png Steven Chu Call Girl Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter considers a falcon to be a force to be reckoned with, just like Steven Chu.
AAM.png American Airlines Magazine Call Girl Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter's story is read in American Airlines Magazine.
ChristineBaran.png Live! With Kelly & Peter Call Girl Peter Griffin 3 11
Peter is happy not to have to return to work on Live! With Kelly & Peter.
MaryKay.png Mary Kay Call Girl Lois Griffin 4 11
Lois is happy not to have to take a job with Mary Kay.
Ahah.png Voiceover work Call Girl Stewie Griffin 5 11
Stewie imagines the kind of voiceover work Lois would get.
Panshop.png Williams-Sonoma Call Girl Lois Griffin 6 11
Lois realizes that with the kind of money she'd be making performing phone sex, she could shop for pots and pans at Williams-Sonoma.
Stumangroup.png Stu Man Group Call Girl Stewie Griffin 7 11
Stewie believes he needs to get back into acting after neglecting it since his Stu Man Group days.
Swearword.png Swear word Call Girl Stewie Griffin 7a 11
Stewie claims he hasn't worked since he said a swear word on the air.
Gynosee.png Steering Peter wrong Call Girl Glenn Quagmire 8 11
Quagmires asks if he has ever steered Peter wrong, reminding him of the time he sent him to a gynecologist.
ExplosiveD.png Explosive diarrhea Call Girl Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter's beef bowl doesn't sit well, reminding him of the time he got explosive diarrhea.
Standin.png Seat filler for fetuses Call Girl Peter Griffin 10 11
Peter says that if he listened to the guys, he never would have gotten a job as a seat filler for fetuses.
Animephase.png Peter's anime phase Call Girl Lois Griffin 11 11
Lois tells Bonnie of having to hold her tongue, just like she did during Peter's anime phase.
HorsewhispJoe.png The horse whisperer Turban Cowboy Joe Swanson 1 11
Joe recalls when he was a horse whisperer.
Palmwaver.png The new guy Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter admits he hasn't done anything new since he was a palm frond waver.
Marathon.png Winning the marathon Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 3 11
Peter hadn't felt a rush like skydiving since winning a marathon.
Trashhost.png Trashing the host Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter insists on skydiving like gay guys insist on trashing a party host.
Blackchange.png Stereotypes Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 5 11
Peter lists stereotypes including black guys changing their shirts during stories.
Islamichangout.png Islamic cafe Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter tells Lois that he'll be spending time in Islamic cafés.
Raquetball.png Peter's "Everywhere is a racquetball court" phase Turban Cowboy Lois Griffin 7 11
Lois recalls Peter's "Everywhere is a racquetball court" phase.
Goodacting.png Good actor Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter insists he can be a good actor, just like when Lois left with the kids.
Blendingin.png Blending in Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter assures Joe that he can blend in like a chameleon in Courtney Love's crotch.
Blendingin2.png Blending in Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 9a 11
Peter assures Joe that he can blend in like an Australian in a Jewish bakery.
SameNathan.png Ending with Nathan Lane Turban Cowboy Peter Griffin 10 11
Peter admit that being held at gunpoint by Mahmoud was to how he pictured ending being held by Nathan Lane.
Triciamom.png Mom review 12 and a Half Angry Men Tricia Takanawa 1 11
Tricia has to face her mother's criticism of her report.
Angrybath.png Channeling anger 12 and a Half Angry Men Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter channels his anger through family baths.
Realhomeec.png Realistic Home Ec. 12 and a Half Angry Men Meg Griffin 3 11
Meg tells of her realistic Home Economics class.
Joyceanchor.png Joyce Kinney anchors the news 12 and a Half Angry Men Tom Tucker 4 11
Tom mentions what happens when Joyce Kinney gets to anchor the news.
Strangeexam.png Strange exam 12 and a Half Angry Men Elmer Hartman 5 11
Dr. Hartman believes there is something off with Mayor Adam West after his previous exam.
UNInterp.png UN interpreter 12 and a Half Angry Men Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter recalls when he was a UN interpreter.
Trexmast.png Masturbating tyrannosaurus 12 and a Half Angry Men Peter Griffin 7 11
Peter gets as frustrated as a tyrannosaurus rex trying to masturbate.
Mixedfeelings.png Mixed feelings 12 and a Half Angry Men Glenn Quagmire 7a 11
Quagmire accuses Brian of having mixed feelings about the mailman.
Indydirectorcut.png Raiders of the Lost Ark Director's Cut 12 and a Half Angry Men Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter can't wait to finish watching his Raiders of the Lost Ark Director's Cut.
Too cool.png Too cool 12 and a Half Angry Men Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter was too cool to listen to the trial.
NewPope.png New Pope Bigfat Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter claims that its weird going to Cleveland's old house to meet the new neighbors, just like when a new Pope moves into the Vatican.
Stewie anorexic.png Anorexic Stewie Bigfat Stewie Griffin 2 11
Stewie claims that people nagging him about his weight caused him to become anorexic.
Frenchquagmire.png Loved by the French Bigfat Glenn Quagmire 3 11
Quagmire asserts that he is loved by the French.
Cannudiebars.png "Let's Go Montreal the Way" Bigfat Glenn Quagmire 4 11
Quagmire convinces the guys to go on a trip to Canada.
Peterlie.png Great liar Bigfat Peter Griffin 5 11
Peter claims to be a great liar.
DavyCrockett.png Davy Crockett Bigfat Glenn Quagmire 6 11
Quagmire questions the difficultly of surviving in the wilderness.
Beachguy.png Beach Guy Bigfat Peter Griffin 7 11
Peter denies being a forest guy and claims to be more of a "take-it-all-in-at-the-beach guy.
MrMom.png Mr. Mom Bigfat Glenn Quagmire 8 11
Quagmire claims to have seem Mr. Mom four times.
Mexicocurling.png Curling finals Bigfat Canadian Guy 9 11
Canada plays Mexico in the curling finals.
Wilsondoll.png Cast Away Bigfat Stewie Griffin 10 11
Stewie compares Peter's Edna Garrett doll to Wilson on Cast Away..
Ifluential.png Impressionable Peter Bigfat Brian Griffin 11 11
Brian points out that Peter can be easily impressionable.
Bigsheet.png 1000 mile sheet Bigfat Stewie Griffin 12 11
Stewie claims that retraining Peter can't be harder than the time they tried to fold a 1000 mile sheet.
Inspector Gadget.png Inspector Gadget Bigfat Stewie Griffin 13 11
Stewie insists it'll be as easy to forget about Peter as Inspector Gadget forgets about a one-night stand.
Deepvoice.png Deep voice contest Total Recall Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter gets into a deep voice contest with Joe.
Carlysimon.png Secret admirer Total Recall Lois Griffin 2 11
Lois points out she has a secret admirer like Carly Simon.
Pdiddy.png P. Diddy's mouth Total Recall Brian Griffin 3 11
Brian claims they've hired a guy to close P. Diddy's mouth.
Silverbullets.png Silver bullets Total Recall Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter points out that silver bullets are the worst invention ever.
Gayshakespeare.png Shakespeare at the park Total Recall Peter Griffin 5 11
Peter points out that Lois owes him a favor for when they went to see Shakespeare at the park.
Secretchick.png Stewie's secret of his success Total Recall Stewie Griffin 6 11
Stewie promises to show Brian his secret to picking up chicks.
Softballchatter.png Lois' softball chatter Total Recall Glenn Quagmire 7 11
Quagmire proves that Lois thinks she knows about sports.
Realtoy.png Living toys Total Recall Tourguide 8 11
The toy factory tour guide points out that they have an armed guard just in case one of the toys becomes real and tries to get out.
Peternewfriends.png Peter makes new friends Total Recall Peter Griffin 9 11
It's hard for Peter to make friends.
Wildgiraffes.png Saving wild giraffes Total Recall Brian Griffin 10 11
For every toy giraffe bought, another wild giraffe is saved.
Rockydennis.png Rocky Dennis Total Recall Lois Griffin 11 11
Lois hasn't seen Peter like this since he saw the Rocky Dennis movie.
MexicanPicnic.png Spanish picnic Save the Clam Stewie Griffin 1 11
Stewie claims that the last time he was at the park, he wandered into a Spanish picnic.
Sickkid.png Promise to a sick kid Save the Clam Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter promises a sick kid in the hospital that he would hit a home run.
LeaveBrian.png Brian left in the car Save the Clam Stewie Griffin 3 11
Stewie can't believe they left Brian in the car with the windows rolled up during Horace's funeral.
Goodorder.png Good order Save the Clam Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter reassures Jerome that accidentally killing Horace was a terrible situation, like when a waiter doesn't say "good order."
Megroll.png Meg roll Save the Clam Meg Griffin 5 11
Meg believes working at the funeral home will be better than her previous hob.
Puttingpastbehind.png Putting the past behind Save the Clam Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter tells the guys that it is time to move on, just like the secret service did after JFK's assassination.
Newday.png New day dawning Save the Clam Peter Griffin 7 11
Peter reacts to the closing of The Drunken Clam.
Sobertogether.png Sober Save the Clam Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter tells Lois what happened the last time the guys tried to do things sober.
VietAsianvet.png Asian Vietnam Vet Save the Clam Chris Griffin 9 11
Chris accuses Meg of being as uptight as an Asian that fought in Vietnam.
JoAnneFuller.png An alternate to drinking Save the Clam Peter Griffin 10 11
Peter tries to come up with an alternate to drinking.
TestChris.png Testing Chris Save the Clam Peter Griffin 11 11
The last time Peter stayed home with the family he spent the time testing Chris to see if he was autistic.
Turn of centurey.png Turn-of-the-Century Peter, Joe, Quagmire & Horace Save the Clam Peter Griffin 12 11
Peter recounts his ancestors visiting the Clam.
Mailhead.png Blackmail Save the Clam Meg Griffin 13 11
Meg threatens to tell Jennifer Connolly who has been mailing her the dog heads.
SCrazyserialkiller.png Crazy Save the Clam Stewie Griffin 14 11
Stewie claims Peter is as crazy as a serial killer.
Turnermirror.png Forgiving Joe Save the Clam Peter Griffin 15 11
Peter tells Quagmire that they will one day forgive Joe, like when Kathleen Turner's mirror forgave her.
Mannings.png Sticking together Save the Clam Meg Griffin 16 11
Meg tells Chris that siblings stick together, like the Mannings.
Outsorcing.png Outsourcing Farmer Guy Chris Griffin 1 11
Chris complains that the bullies at school have been so busy, they've outsourced to India.
Andy Griffith.png Andy Griffith Farmer Guy Brian Griffin 2 11
Brian points out that things aren't as innocent as they seem.
ScaredChris.png Being scared Farmer Guy Meg & Chris 3 11
When Meg can't recall being so scared, Chris does remember a time.
Wonderless.png Peter's sense of wonder Farmer Guy Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter's sense of wonder is taken.
BigDecision.png Big decisions Farmer Guy Lois Griffin 5 11
Lois complains that Peter makes big decisions without consulting her.
Trojanhorse.png Trojan horse Farmer Guy Lois Griffin 6 11
Peter assures the family that moving to the farm will be a great adventure, like when they invaded Troy.
Miner69er.png Striking gold Farmer Guy Stewie Griffin 7 11
On the farm, Stewie feels like the miners that first struck gold in California.
Silentlarry.png Larry Farmer Guy Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter has a friend named Larry that he spends lots of time with, but never speaks to.
Spefiic store.png Specific store Farmer Guy Lois Griffin 9 11
Lois complains that Peter spends half of his time at the General store, and the other half at the Specific store.
Failedbusiness.png Another failed business Farmer Guy Peter Griffin 10 11
Peter is worried that he has another failed business on his conscience.
Graduationspeech.png Graduation speech Farmer Guy Peter Griffin 11 11
Peter claims to be good at giving graduation speeches.
Risktker.png Risk takers Farmer Guy Peter Griffin 12 11
Peter reminds Lois that they've always been risk takers.
KidRockconcert.png Kid Rock concert Farmer Guy Stewie Griffin 13 11
Stewie worries that his cough medicine purchase could have gone really wrong, like that Kid Rock concert.
Peters ass.png Peter's ass Farmer Guy Lois Griffin 14 11
Lois tells Peter that he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
Realfun.png Real fun Roads to Vegas Peter Griffin 1 11
Peter declares the Gay Pride Celebration to be real fun, not like "entertain-your-wife's-parents-while-your-wife-is-at-work" fun.
Extradaysummer.png One more day of Summer Roads to Vegas Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter claims the only thing he ever won was one more day of summer.
Mortscousin.png Mort's cousin Roads to Vegas Brian Griffin 3 11
Mort's cousin is the opening act for Celine Dion.
Importedsmoke.png Sucking up the smoke Roads to Vegas Stewie Griffin 4 11
Stewie tells Brian that the Bellagio sucks up the smoke and sends it to the bad hotels.
HostingOscars.png Hosting the Oscars Roads to Vegas Stewie Griffin 5 11
Stewie hosts the Oscars.
Slutconvention.png Slut convention Roads to Vegas Desk clerk 6 11
The desk clerk tells Brian and Stewie they have no more rooms due to a slut convention.
WorsewithPeter.png Doing worse Roads to Vegas Stewie Griffin 7 11
Stewie tells Brian that he would have done worse with Peter.
Chihuhua.png Cosmetic surgery Roads to Vegas Brian Griffin 8 11
Brian wants to have cosmetic surgery with his winnings.
Betanything.png Gamble anything Roads to Vegas Stewie Griffin 9 11
Stewie tells Brian that you can gamble anything in Las Vegas.
Loanshark.png Loan shark Roads to Vegas Brian Griffin 10 11
Brian worries that the loan shark looked serious.
Hitcat.png Personal business Roads to Vegas Brian Griffin 11 11
Brian takes care of some personal business with his winnings.
Daddyknows.png Knowing what to do Roads to Vegas Stewie Griffin 12 11
Stewie wishes for his daddy as he always knows what to do.
Milkingit.png Milking it Roads to Vegas Stewie Griffin 13 11
Stewie worries about Lois milking their passing.
Armenianneighbors.png Armenian neighbors No Country Club for Old Men Stewie Griffin 1 11
Stewie plots revenge on the Armenian neighbors.
Painting.png Attic painting No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 2 11
Peter hopes that his success would make his ancestor proud.
Smalltalk.png Small talk No Country Club for Old Men Chris Griffin 3 11
Chris has a hard time with small talk.
Edwin.png Gay guy's dream No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 4 11
Peter compares the Barrington Country Club to a gay guy's dream.
Digem2.png Dig 'Em No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 5 11
Peter points out to Lois that not all kids make it, using Dig 'Em as an example.
Prankcalls.png Prank calls No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 6 11
Peter tells of making prank phone calls.
Bucklehat.png Buckle hat No Country Club for Old Men Carter Pewterschmidt 7 11
Carter claims the Barrington family invented the buckle on the hat.
Catnip.png Eating catnip No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 8 11
Peter goes from eating catnip to becoming a member of the Barrington Country Club.
Weirdrlig.png Believing weird stuff No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 9 11
Peter claims religions believe in weird stuff.
Clementines.png Walking around the locker room No Country Club for Old Men Carter Pewterschmidt 10 11
Carter claims the best part of the Barrington Country Club was walking around the locker room and offering sections from a clementine.
Backwrdknee.png Being bold No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 11 11
Peter tells Carter that they have to be bold, like backwards-knee birds.
UofAZ.png The University of Arizona No Country Club for Old Men Peter Griffin 12 11
Peter claims that the Barrington Room at the Barrington Country Club is harder to get into than the University of Arizona.
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