Cutaway Gags Season 11

Screenshot	Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
	Second love	Into Fat Air	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter laments being Lois' second love, like Scottie Pippen to Michael Jordan.
	Double play	Into Fat Air	Brian Griffin	2	11
	Brian points out the family couldn't turn a double play.
	Nepal	Into Fat Air	Peter Griffin	3	11
	Peter ponders how Nepal got its name.
	Weed whacker	Into Fat Air	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter worries he may have left the weed whacker on at home.
	Chiropractor school	Into Fat Air	Peter Griffin	5	11
	Peter claims that beating Ross Fishman to the top of Mt. Everest may even top graduating from Chiropractor school.
	Blocking out the cold	Into Fat Air	Stewie Griffin	6	11
	Stewie fantasizes about a trip to Las Vegas.
	Top of the world	Into Fat Air	Brian Griffin	7	11
	Brian lays claim to the world by peeing on Mt. Everest.
	Frozen pose	Into Fat Air	Peter Griffin	8	11
	Peter wants the family to get into a hilarious pose so the searches can get a good laugh when they find the bodies.
	Birds need to fly	Into Fat Air	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter points out they needed to eat just like birds need to fly.
	Meg visits the fire station	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter recalls Meg's first visit to the fire station.
	Lonely	Ratings Guy	Lois Griffin	2	11
	Lois notes that firefighters must get lonely like NBA stars on the road.
	Playing pretend	Ratings Guy	Stewie Griffin	3	11
	Stewie pretends to be Peter.
	Cary Elwes	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter likes to write fan letters to see if he gets a response.
	Never picked	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	5	11
	Peter laments never getting picked for anything.
	Unfortunate birthmark	Ratings Guy	Tom Tucker	6	11
	Tom recalls having trouble due to an unfortunate birthmark.
	Taking criticism	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	7	11
	Peter notes that it is sometimes hard to take criticism.
	Coolest toy on Earth	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	8	11
	Peter notes that he has been given the coolest toy on Earth, except for Hungry, Hungry Alec Baldwins.
	Superman wish	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter laments never getting to see Clark Kent and Lois Lane hook up in an episode of Superman.
	Sandra Bernhard	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	10	11
	Peter gives the Nielsen administrator tickets to Sandra Bernhard's show.
	Public radio	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	11	11
	Peter complains that he hasn't been so lonely since doing public radio.
	Workplace comedy	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	12	11
	Peter orders several workplace comedies where the actors talk to the camera.
	Stock car souvenir	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter remembers the time he got a souvenir at a stock car race.
	Weekend bully	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter suggests Quagmire ignore people teasing him, the way Peter ignores his weekend bully.
	Ham radio	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Quagmire	3	11
	Quagmire's radar gun interferes with his ham radio signal.
	Barefoot guy	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter remembers being the barefoot guy.
	Women ordering dessert	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Stewie Griffin	5	11
	The thought of giving Lois the news that her father has cancer makes Stewie as giddy as a group of women ordering dessert.
	Laughter is the best medicine	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Stewie Griffin	6	11
	Stewie imagines Carter at a comedy club.
	Witness	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Stewie Griffin	7	11
	Stewie is a witness to a drive-by shooting.
	Sniffing out cancer	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Brian & Stewie	8	11
	Brian debunks Stewie's belief that dogs can sniff out cancer.
	Kleenex	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Stewie Griffin	9	11
	Stewie points out that big corporations never tell the truth.
	Waiting for Lois to get off the phone	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Stewie Griffin	10	11
	Stewie gets impatient waiting for Lois to quit talking to Bonnie.
	Press release	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Peter Griffin	11	11
	Peter takes a dump and issues a press release.
	Successful moves	Yug Ylimaf	Brian Griffin	1	11
	Brian notes that some guys have moves.
	Stewie picks up chicks	Yug Ylimaf	Stewie Griffin	2	11
	Stewie is embarrassed by how he picks up chicks.
	The stutterer	Yug Ylimaf	Stewie Griffin	3	11
	Stewie points out some of the women Brian has brought home, like the girl that stuttered.
	Big challenge	Yug Ylimaf	Stewie Griffin	4	11
	Stewie points out that he has had tough challenges, like announcing that Heidi Klum had broke up with Seal.
	Rabbit fight	Yug Ylimaf	Brian Griffin	5	11
	Brian claims that the situation is more intense than when he fought a rabbit in a karate tournament.
	Faking it	Yug Ylimaf	Stewie Griffin	6	11
	Stewie tells of the time he forgot what came after "G" and had to fake "The Alphabet Song".
	Bobby Briggs	Joe's Revenge	Joe Swanson	1	11
	Joe recounts how he really became crippled.
	Sitter	Joe's Revenge	Stewie Griffin	2	11
	Stewie leaves Rupert with a sitter.
	Dunkin' Donuts	Joe's Revenge	Police Chief	3	11
	The chief of police assigns Joe to catch the guy rubbing his butt on Dunkin' Donuts.
	Joe's spare room	Joe's Revenge	Glenn Quagmire	4	11
	Quagmire thinks Joe is weird for having a room dedicated to Bobby Briggs while making Kevin and Susie Swanson share a room.
	Predatory birds	Joe's Revenge	Quagmire & Peter	5	11
	Quagmire wonders about what life has become and Peter points out the founding father didn't have it so easy either.
	Real crooks	Joe's Revenge	Peter Griffin	6	11
	Peter wonders why the Atlantic City cops are not out arresting real crooks like those on TV and in movies.
	Making a break	Joe's Revenge	Peter Griffin	7	11
	Peter worries that Bobby Briggs is making a break, like South America did from Africa.
	Gay Jacked	Joe's Revenge	Peter Griffin	8	11
	Peter claims the last plane he took was gay jacked.
	Inner-city youth	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter asks Lois to get him a chess set and a backwards hat to help him inspire inner-city youths.
	Baby shower	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter says that Lois would love a surprise party just like he enjoyed his baby shower.
	Bald guys	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Stewie Griffin	3	11
	Stewie thinks he and Sheldon have the same bond that all bald guys have for each other.
	Fake grocery store	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter distracts Lois with a fake grocery store.
	Serious Putty	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Stewie Griffin	5	11
	Stewie claims "Serious Putty" is better than "Silly Putty."
	King Stewie	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Stewie Griffin	6	11
	Stewie points out that no one likes to be humiliated in public.
	Edward Scissorhands	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Stewie Griffin	7	11
	Stewie claims Lois is trying to be something she's not, like Edward Scissorhands.
	Weird stuff montage	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Brian Griffin	8	11
	Brian tells of weird stuff happening around the house, like Peter getting a "hotbutt' and Meg's sleeping pills being replaced by Alka-Seltzer.
	9/11 blog	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter admits that the novelty of Lois' youth movement has lost its novelty, just like his 9/11 blog.
	Dry cleaners/dance club	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Mayor Adam West	10	11
	Mayor West confuses his dry cleaners and a dance club with each other.
	Not what they used to be	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Peter & Lois	11	11
	Peter and Lois both admit they aren't what they used to be.
	Conway Bieber	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Peter Griffin	12	11
	Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Bieber.
	Meg's fantasy I	Friends Without Benefits	Meg Griffin	1	11
	Meg fantasizes about Kent Lastname in space.
	Working at the diner	Friends Without Benefits	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter agrees to take Janis' shift at the diner.
	Obsession	Friends Without Benefits	Stewie Griffin	3	11
	Stewie compares Meg's obsession with Kent to the guy that invented the printing press.
	Meg's fantasy II	Friends Without Benefits	Meg Griffin	4	11
	Meg fantasizes about Kent Lastname again.
	Job swap	Friends Without Benefits	Mayor Adam West	5	11
	Mayor West trades places with a bird.
	Jewish "See and Say"	Friends Without Benefits	Brian Griffin	6	11
	Brian thinks his cough sounds like a Jewish "See and Say."
	Heart condition	Friends Without Benefits	Meg Griffin	7	11
	Meg disagrees when her friends tell her that her heart is in the right place.
	Girls are terrible	Friends Without Benefits	Meg Griffin	8	11
	Meg points out that girls are terrible, backstabbing bitches with phoney compliments.
	Chris' dark side	Friends Without Benefits	Meg Griffin	9	11
	Meg tells Kent of Chris' dark side.
	Felicity cuts her hair	Friends Without Benefits	Chris Griffin	10	11
	Chris remembers the time that Meg helped him get through when Felicity cut her hair.
	Two turtledoves	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter can't afford to give Lois the kind of gift he gave her the previous year.
	Mud hut	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Joseph/Peter Griffin	2	11
	Joseph recalls being disappointed after a previous date.
	Virginity coach	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	The Virgin Mary/Lois Griffin	3	11
	Mary holds off Joseph's advances by saying she has a really good virginity coach.
	Greek oracle	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Robbie/Brian Griffin	4	11
	Robbie looks forward to an oracle from Greece.
	Visit from an Angel	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	The Virgin Mary/Lois Griffin	5	11
	Mary tells of who she was visited by an Angel.
	Donkey glass	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Joseph/Peter Griffin	5a	11
	A preacher makes a connection between donkeys and homosexuals.
	Ben Him & Ben Her	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Joseph/Peter Griffin	6	11
	Joseph is amazed that they have movies in Bethlehem.
	Cheesy name story	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Angel/Bruce	7	11
	The Angel decides to take Joseph and Mary's name list to God and let him pick one that he likes.
	Real lemon	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Dr. Hartman	8	11
	The doctor tells of another immaculate conception where the kid turned out to be a real lemon because his mom drank during pregnancy.
	Nathaniel Hawthorne	Space Cadet	Chris Griffin	1	11
	When criticized for his essay, Chris complains that he isn't Nathaniel Hawthorne.
	Good education	Space Cadet	Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin	2	11
	Lois worries that treating Chris like a stray cat around the school may not be a good idea but Peter notes that some of them do get good jobs.
	"Hooked on a Feeling"	Space Cadet	Lois Griffin	3	11
	Lois worries what Chris will do after they are gone.
	Fortune cookies	Space Cadet	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter notes that it is never easy to hear the truth.
	Eurotrip	Space Cadet	Lois Griffin	5	11
	Lois reminds Peter that he had already been to Europe and didn't like it.
	Fun camp	Space Cadet	Peter Griffin	6	11
	Peter tells Chris that camp is a fun as you make it.
	Boy Scouts	Space Cadet	Peter Griffin	7	11
	Peter remembers having a tough time in the Boy Scouts.
	Over-exaggerating Italian	Space Cadet	Technician	8	11
	A technician points out that they keep a shuttle around in case an Italian needs to over-exaggerate.
	Fake friends	Space Cadet	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter notes that some friends are fake, like guys whose wives are friends.
	Fraud	Space Cadet	Chris Griffin	10	11
	Chris notes that people can always sense a fraud.
	Cougar chick	Space Cadet	Stewie Griffin	11	11
	Stewie notes that everyone makes mistakes, like the cougar chick Peter brought home.
	Funny waiter	Space Cadet	Stewie Griffin	12	11
	Stewie says he won't miss the waiter that thinks he's funny.
	Jessica Alba	Space Cadet	Stewie Griffin	13	11
	Stewie regrets that he "didn't get to wear it better.".
	First marital aid	Space Cadet	Peter Griffin	14	11
	Peter recalls the marital aid his great-grandfather invented.
	Theater kid	Brian's Play	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter tells of once being in theater himself.
	Other brother	Brian's Play	Chris Griffin	2	11
	Chris hopes he can fit in the seat unlike a previous time.
	Understudies	Brian's Play	Stewie Griffin	3	11
	Stewie hates last-minute understudies.
	Moise, the low-energy Bar Mitzvah clown	Brian's Play	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter complains that shows suck in Quahog.
	Beaker	Brian's Play	Stewie Griffin	5	11
	Noting that he can lots of things, Stewie recalls being the human resource director for The Muppets.
	Ketchup	Brian's Play	Brian Griffin	6	11
	Brian complains that he is having every drop squeezed from him like a bottle of ketchup.
	I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!	Brian's Play	Brian Griffin	7	11
	Brian recalls the time he replaced Peter's "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" with real butter.
	Harsh town	Brian's Play	Brian Griffin	8	11
	Brian notes that New York can be a harsh town.
	Stuart Little	Brian's Play	Stewie Griffin	9	11
	Stewie reminds Brian that it took Peter a year to figure out Stuart Little.
	Stanley Kowalski	Brian's Play	Stewie Griffin	10	11
	Stewie asks Brian to drive him to New York so he can attend a party with other playwrights, noting that all of the big names would be there including Stanley Kowalski.
	A black guy in Sweden	The Giggity Wife	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter worries about being as out of place at Harvard as a black guy in Sweden.
	Helen Keller at Harvard	The Giggity Wife	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter is impressed to be eating in the same dining hall as Helen Keller when she went to Harvard.
	How God made Asians	The Giggity Wife	Glenn Quagmire	3	11
	Peter wonder how Asians are so smart, and Quagmire replies it's the way God made them.
	Divorced guy apartment	The Giggity Wife	Glenn Quagmire	4	11
	Faced with losing everything in a divorce from Charmese, Quagmire considers life in a depressing, divorced guy apartment.
	President Snow	The Giggity Wife	Peter Griffin	5	11
	Peter says there is good in everyone, except for the President in The Hunger Games.
	Narcissistic pedophile	The Giggity Wife	Glenn Quagmire	6	11
	Glenn tells Charmese there is someone for everyone, even a narcissistic pedophile.
	Everyone makes mistakes	The Giggity Wife	Peter Griffin	7	11
	Peter points out that everyone makes mistakes including doctors.
	It's a Wonderful Life	The Giggity Wife	Glenn Quagmire	8	11
	Quagmire is determined to have sex with a man.
	Peter's Spanish soap opera	The Giggity Wife	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter tells Quagmire that he can be a passionate man and reminds him of his Spanish soap opera.
	Peter's sleep apnea	Valentine's Day in Quahog	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter is afraid of dying during his "weird sleep" thing.
	Victorian stripper	Valentine's Day in Quahog	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter uses the memory of a Victorian stripper to spend the day in bed with Lois.
	Ringo Starr	Valentine's Day in Quahog	Brian Griffin	3	11
	Brian notes that every girl has their own idea of Prince Charming.
	El Presidente	Valentine's Day in Quahog	--	3a	11
	The uncensored version of the episode features Valentine's wishes from Mexico's President and First Lady following Consuela's segment.
	Quick change	Valentine's Day in Quahog	Stewie Griffin	4	11
	Stewie tells Brian that events can change things in a minute, just like the Kennedy assassination.
	Teslik shoes	Chris Cross	Chris Griffin	1	11
	Chris' shoes are popular with Latvian athletes.
	Previous year in high school	Chris Cross	Chris Griffin	2	11
	Chris remembers that the previous year in high school being fat and wearing a baseball cap was popular.
	Door-to-door vacuum salesman	Chris Cross	Peter Griffin	3	11
	Peter recalls his job as a door-to-door vacuum salesman.
	Shoes make the man	Chris Cross	Chris Griffin	4	11
	Chris vows that shoes make the man.
	Dive bars	Chris Cross	Chris Griffin	5	11
	Chris says he feels one step above people that love dive bars.
	Dave Griffin	Chris Cross	Stewie Griffin	6	11
	Stewie assures Brian that he can make things happen.
	Buzz Lightyear	Chris Cross	Stewie Griffin	7	11
	Buzz Lightyear misses Stewie's rendition of "You Needed Me".
	Georgia O'Keeffe	Chris Cross	Stewie Griffin	8	11
	Stewie claims that only the artist knows the meaning of their works.
	Booger bomb	Chris Cross	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter says he likes to place boogers in Brontë novels.
	Steven Chu	Call Girl	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter considers a falcon to be a force to be reckoned with, just like Steven Chu.
	American Airlines Magazine	Call Girl	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter's story is read in American Airlines Magazine.
	Live! With Kelly & Peter	Call Girl	Peter Griffin	3	11
	Peter is happy not to have to return to work on Live! With Kelly & Peter.
	Mary Kay	Call Girl	Lois Griffin	4	11
	Lois is happy not to have to take a job with Mary Kay.
	Voiceover work	Call Girl	Stewie Griffin	5	11
	Stewie imagines the kind of voiceover work Lois would get.
	Williams-Sonoma	Call Girl	Lois Griffin	6	11
	Lois realizes that with the kind of money she'd be making performing phone sex, she could shop for pots and pans at Williams-Sonoma.
	Stu Man Group	Call Girl	Stewie Griffin	7	11
	Stewie believes he needs to get back into acting after neglecting it since his Stu Man Group days.
	Swear word	Call Girl	Stewie Griffin	7a	11
	Stewie claims he hasn't worked since he said a swear word on the air.
	Steering Peter wrong	Call Girl	Glenn Quagmire	8	11
	Quagmires asks if he has ever steered Peter wrong, reminding him of the time he sent him to a gynecologist.
	Explosive diarrhea	Call Girl	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter's beef bowl doesn't sit well, reminding him of the time he got explosive diarrhea.
	Seat filler for fetuses	Call Girl	Peter Griffin	10	11
	Peter says that if he listened to the guys, he never would have gotten a job as a seat filler for fetuses.
	Peter's anime phase	Call Girl	Lois Griffin	11	11
	Lois tells Bonnie of having to hold her tongue, just like she did during Peter's anime phase.
	The horse whisperer	Turban Cowboy	Joe Swanson	1	11
	Joe recalls when he was a horse whisperer.
	The new guy	Turban Cowboy	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter admits he hasn't done anything new since he was a palm frond waver.
	Winning the marathon	Turban Cowboy	Peter Griffin	3	11
	Peter hadn't felt a rush like skydiving since winning a marathon.
	Trashing the host	Turban Cowboy	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter insists on skydiving like gay guys insist on trashing a party host.
	Stereotypes	Turban Cowboy	Peter Griffin	5	11
	Peter lists stereotypes including black guys changing their shirts during stories.
	Islamic cafe	Turban Cowboy	Peter Griffin	6	11
	Peter tells Lois that he'll be spending time in Islamic cafés.
	Peter's "Everywhere is a racquetball court" phase	Turban Cowboy	Lois Griffin	7	11
	Lois recalls Peter's "Everywhere is a racquetball court" phase.
	Good actor	Turban Cowboy	Peter Griffin	8	11
	Peter insists he can be a good actor, just like when Lois left with the kids.
	Blending in	Turban Cowboy	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter assures Joe that he can blend in like a chameleon in Courtney Love's crotch.
	Blending in	Turban Cowboy	Peter Griffin	9a	11
	Peter assures Joe that he can blend in like an Australian in a Jewish bakery.
	Ending with Nathan Lane	Turban Cowboy	Peter Griffin	10	11
	Peter admit that being held at gunpoint by Mahmoud was to how he pictured ending being held by Nathan Lane.
	Mom review	12 and a Half Angry Men	Tricia Takanawa	1	11
	Tricia has to face her mother's criticism of her report.
	Channeling anger	12 and a Half Angry Men	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter channels his anger through family baths.
	Realistic Home Ec.	12 and a Half Angry Men	Meg Griffin	3	11
	Meg tells of her realistic Home Economics class.
	Joyce Kinney anchors the news	12 and a Half Angry Men	Tom Tucker	4	11
	Tom mentions what happens when Joyce Kinney gets to anchor the news.
	Strange exam	12 and a Half Angry Men	Elmer Hartman	5	11
	Dr. Hartman believes there is something off with Mayor Adam West after his previous exam.
	UN interpreter	12 and a Half Angry Men	Peter Griffin	6	11
	Peter recalls when he was a UN interpreter.
	Masturbating tyrannosaurus	12 and a Half Angry Men	Peter Griffin	7	11
	Peter gets as frustrated as a tyrannosaurus rex trying to masturbate.
	Mixed feelings	12 and a Half Angry Men	Glenn Quagmire	7a	11
	Quagmire accuses Brian of having mixed feelings about the mailman.
	Raiders of the Lost Ark Director's Cut	12 and a Half Angry Men	Peter Griffin	8	11
	Peter can't wait to finish watching his Raiders of the Lost Ark Director's Cut.
	Too cool	12 and a Half Angry Men	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter was too cool to listen to the trial.
	New Pope	Bigfat	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter claims that its weird going to Cleveland's old house to meet the new neighbors, just like when a new Pope moves into the Vatican.
	Anorexic Stewie	Bigfat	Stewie Griffin	2	11
	Stewie claims that people nagging him about his weight caused him to become anorexic.
	Loved by the French	Bigfat	Glenn Quagmire	3	11
	Quagmire asserts that he is loved by the French.
	"Let's Go Montreal the Way"	Bigfat	Glenn Quagmire	4	11
	Quagmire convinces the guys to go on a trip to Canada.
	Great liar	Bigfat	Peter Griffin	5	11
	Peter claims to be a great liar.
	Davy Crockett	Bigfat	Glenn Quagmire	6	11
	Quagmire questions the difficultly of surviving in the wilderness.
	Beach Guy	Bigfat	Peter Griffin	7	11
	Peter denies being a forest guy and claims to be more of a "take-it-all-in-at-the-beach guy.
	Mr. Mom	Bigfat	Glenn Quagmire	8	11
	Quagmire claims to have seem Mr. Mom four times.
	Curling finals	Bigfat	Canadian Guy	9	11
	Canada plays Mexico in the curling finals.
	Cast Away	Bigfat	Stewie Griffin	10	11
	Stewie compares Peter's Edna Garrett doll to Wilson on Cast Away..
	Impressionable Peter	Bigfat	Brian Griffin	11	11
	Brian points out that Peter can be easily impressionable.
	1000 mile sheet	Bigfat	Stewie Griffin	12	11
	Stewie claims that retraining Peter can't be harder than the time they tried to fold a 1000 mile sheet.
	Inspector Gadget	Bigfat	Stewie Griffin	13	11
	Stewie insists it'll be as easy to forget about Peter as Inspector Gadget forgets about a one-night stand.
	Deep voice contest	Total Recall	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter gets into a deep voice contest with Joe.
	Secret admirer	Total Recall	Lois Griffin	2	11
	Lois points out she has a secret admirer like Carly Simon.
	P. Diddy's mouth	Total Recall	Brian Griffin	3	11
	Brian claims they've hired a guy to close P. Diddy's mouth.
	Silver bullets	Total Recall	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter points out that silver bullets are the worst invention ever.
	Shakespeare at the park	Total Recall	Peter Griffin	5	11
	Peter points out that Lois owes him a favor for when they went to see Shakespeare at the park.
	Stewie's secret of his success	Total Recall	Stewie Griffin	6	11
	Stewie promises to show Brian his secret to picking up chicks.
	Lois' softball chatter	Total Recall	Glenn Quagmire	7	11
	Quagmire proves that Lois thinks she knows about sports.
	Living toys	Total Recall	Tourguide	8	11
	The toy factory tour guide points out that they have an armed guard just in case one of the toys becomes real and tries to get out.
	Peter makes new friends	Total Recall	Peter Griffin	9	11
	It's hard for Peter to make friends.
	Saving wild giraffes	Total Recall	Brian Griffin	10	11
	For every toy giraffe bought, another wild giraffe is saved.
	Rocky Dennis	Total Recall	Lois Griffin	11	11
	Lois hasn't seen Peter like this since he saw the Rocky Dennis movie.
	Spanish picnic	Save the Clam	Stewie Griffin	1	11
	Stewie claims that the last time he was at the park, he wandered into a Spanish picnic.
	Promise to a sick kid	Save the Clam	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter promises a sick kid in the hospital that he would hit a home run.
	Brian left in the car	Save the Clam	Stewie Griffin	3	11
	Stewie can't believe they left Brian in the car with the windows rolled up during Horace's funeral.
	Good order	Save the Clam	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter reassures Jerome that accidentally killing Horace was a terrible situation, like when a waiter doesn't say "good order."
	Meg roll	Save the Clam	Meg Griffin	5	11
	Meg believes working at the funeral home will be better than her previous hob.
	Putting the past behind	Save the Clam	Peter Griffin	6	11
	Peter tells the guys that it is time to move on, just like the secret service did after JFK's assassination.
	New day dawning	Save the Clam	Peter Griffin	7	11
	Peter reacts to the closing of The Drunken Clam.
	Sober	Save the Clam	Peter Griffin	8	11
	Peter tells Lois what happened the last time the guys tried to do things sober.
	Asian Vietnam Vet	Save the Clam	Chris Griffin	9	11
	Chris accuses Meg of being as uptight as an Asian that fought in Vietnam.
	An alternate to drinking	Save the Clam	Peter Griffin	10	11
	Peter tries to come up with an alternate to drinking.
	Testing Chris	Save the Clam	Peter Griffin	11	11
	The last time Peter stayed home with the family he spent the time testing Chris to see if he was autistic.
	Turn-of-the-Century Peter, Joe, Quagmire & Horace	Save the Clam	Peter Griffin	12	11
	Peter recounts his ancestors visiting the Clam.
	Blackmail	Save the Clam	Meg Griffin	13	11
	Meg threatens to tell Jennifer Connolly who has been mailing her the dog heads.
	Crazy	Save the Clam	Stewie Griffin	14	11
	Stewie claims Peter is as crazy as a serial killer.
	Forgiving Joe	Save the Clam	Peter Griffin	15	11
	Peter tells Quagmire that they will one day forgive Joe, like when Kathleen Turner's mirror forgave her.
	Sticking together	Save the Clam	Meg Griffin	16	11
	Meg tells Chris that siblings stick together, like the Mannings.
	Outsourcing	Farmer Guy	Chris Griffin	1	11
	Chris complains that the bullies at school have been so busy, they've outsourced to India.
	Andy Griffith	Farmer Guy	Brian Griffin	2	11
	Brian points out that things aren't as innocent as they seem.
	Being scared	Farmer Guy	Meg & Chris	3	11
	When Meg can't recall being so scared, Chris does remember a time.
	Peter's sense of wonder	Farmer Guy	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter's sense of wonder is taken.
	Big decisions	Farmer Guy	Lois Griffin	5	11
	Lois complains that Peter makes big decisions without consulting her.
	Trojan horse	Farmer Guy	Lois Griffin	6	11
	Peter assures the family that moving to the farm will be a great adventure, like when they invaded Troy.
	Striking gold	Farmer Guy	Stewie Griffin	7	11
	On the farm, Stewie feels like the miners that first struck gold in California.
	Larry	Farmer Guy	Peter Griffin	8	11
	Peter has a friend named Larry that he spends lots of time with, but never speaks to.
	Specific store	Farmer Guy	Lois Griffin	9	11
	Lois complains that Peter spends half of his time at the General store, and the other half at the Specific store.
	Another failed business	Farmer Guy	Peter Griffin	10	11
	Peter is worried that he has another failed business on his conscience.
	Graduation speech	Farmer Guy	Peter Griffin	11	11
	Peter claims to be good at giving graduation speeches.
	Risk takers	Farmer Guy	Peter Griffin	12	11
	Peter reminds Lois that they've always been risk takers.
	Kid Rock concert	Farmer Guy	Stewie Griffin	13	11
	Stewie worries that his cough medicine purchase could have gone really wrong, like that Kid Rock concert.
	Peter's ass	Farmer Guy	Lois Griffin	14	11
	Lois tells Peter that he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
	Real fun	Roads to Vegas	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter declares the Gay Pride Celebration to be real fun, not like "entertain-your-wife's-parents-while-your-wife-is-at-work" fun.
	One more day of Summer	Roads to Vegas	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter claims the only thing he ever won was one more day of summer.
	Mort's cousin	Roads to Vegas	Brian Griffin	3	11
	Mort's cousin is the opening act for Celine Dion.
	Sucking up the smoke	Roads to Vegas	Stewie Griffin	4	11
	Stewie tells Brian that the Bellagio sucks up the smoke and sends it to the bad hotels.
	Hosting the Oscars	Roads to Vegas	Stewie Griffin	5	11
	Stewie hosts the Oscars.
	Slut convention	Roads to Vegas	Desk clerk	6	11
	The desk clerk tells Brian and Stewie they have no more rooms due to a slut convention.
	Doing worse	Roads to Vegas	Stewie Griffin	7	11
	Stewie tells Brian that he would have done worse with Peter.
	Cosmetic surgery	Roads to Vegas	Brian Griffin	8	11
	Brian wants to have cosmetic surgery with his winnings.
	Gamble anything	Roads to Vegas	Stewie Griffin	9	11
	Stewie tells Brian that you can gamble anything in Las Vegas.
	Loan shark	Roads to Vegas	Brian Griffin	10	11
	Brian worries that the loan shark looked serious.
	Personal business	Roads to Vegas	Brian Griffin	11	11
	Brian takes care of some personal business with his winnings.
	Knowing what to do	Roads to Vegas	Stewie Griffin	12	11
	Stewie wishes for his daddy as he always knows what to do.
	Milking it	Roads to Vegas	Stewie Griffin	13	11
	Stewie worries about Lois milking their passing.
	Armenian neighbors	No Country Club for Old Men	Stewie Griffin	1	11
	Stewie plots revenge on the Armenian neighbors.
	Attic painting	No Country Club for Old Men	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter hopes that his success would make his ancestor proud.
	Small talk	No Country Club for Old Men	Chris Griffin	3	11
	Chris has a hard time with small talk.
	Gay guy's dream	No Country Club for Old Men	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter compares the Barrington Country Club to a gay guy's dream.
	Dig 'Em	No Country Club for Old Men	Peter Griffin	5	11
	Peter points out to Lois that not all kids make it, using Dig 'Em as an example.
	Prank calls	No Country Club for Old Men	Peter Griffin	6	11
	Peter tells of making prank phone calls.
	Buckle hat	No Country Club for Old Men	Carter Pewterschmidt	7	11
	Carter claims the Barrington family invented the buckle on the hat.
	Eating catnip	No Country Club for Old Men	Peter Griffin	8	11
	Peter goes from eating catnip to becoming a member of the Barrington Country Club.
	Believing weird stuff	No Country Club for Old Men	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter claims religions believe in weird stuff.
	Walking around the locker room	No Country Club for Old Men	Carter Pewterschmidt	10	11
	Carter claims the best part of the Barrington Country Club was walking around the locker room and offering sections from a clementine.
	Being bold	No Country Club for Old Men	Peter Griffin	11	11
	Peter tells Carter that they have to be bold, like backwards-knee birds.
	The University of Arizona	No Country Club for Old Men	Peter Griffin	12	11
	Peter claims that the Barrington Room at the Barrington Country Club is harder to get into than the University of Arizona.