Cutaway Gags Season 11

Screenshot	Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
	Second love	Into Fat Air	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter laments being Lois' second love, like Scottie Pippen to Michael Jordan.
	Double play	Into Fat Air	Brian Griffin	2	11
	Brian points out the family couldn't turn a double play.
	Nepal	Into Fat Air	Peter Griffin	3	11
	Peter ponders how Nepal got its name.
	Weed whacker	Into Fat Air	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter worries he may have left the weed whacker on at home.
	Chiropractor school	Into Fat Air	Peter Griffin	5	11
	Peter claims that beating Ross Fishman to the top of Mt. Everest may even top graduating from Chiropractor school.
	Blocking out the cold	Into Fat Air	Stewie Griffin	6	11
	Stewie fantasizes about a trip to Las Vegas.
	Top of the world	Into Fat Air	Brian Griffin	7	11
	Brian lays claim to the world by peeing on Mt. Everest.
	Frozen pose	Into Fat Air	Peter Griffin	8	11
	Peter wants the family to get into a hilarious pose so the searches can get a good laugh when they find the bodies.
	Birds need to fly	Into Fat Air	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter points out they needed to eat just like birds need to fly.
	Meg visits the fire station	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter recalls Meg's first visit to the fire station.
	Lonely	Ratings Guy	Lois Griffin	2	11
	Lois notes that firefighters must get lonely like NBA stars on the road.
	Playing pretend	Ratings Guy	Stewie Griffin	3	11
	Stewie pretends to be Peter.
	Cary Elwes	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter likes to write fan letters to see if he gets a response.
	Never picked	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	5	11
	Peter laments never getting picked for anything.
	Unfortunate birthmark	Ratings Guy	Tom Tucker	6	11
	Tom recalls having trouble due to an unfortunate birthmark.
	Taking criticism	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	7	11
	Peter notes that it is sometimes hard to take criticism.
	Coolest toy on Earth	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	8	11
	Peter notes that he has been given the coolest toy on Earth, except for Hungry, Hungry Alec Baldwins.
	Superman wish	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter laments never getting to see Clark Kent and Lois Lane hook up in an episode of Superman.
	Sandra Bernhard	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	10	11
	Peter gives the Nielsen administrator tickets to Sandra Bernhard's show.
	Public radio	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	11	11
	Peter complains that he hasn't been so lonely since doing public radio.
	Workplace comedy	Ratings Guy	Peter Griffin	12	11
	Peter orders several workplace comedies where the actors talk to the camera.
	Stock car souvenir	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter remembers the time he got a souvenir at a stock car race.
	Weekend bully	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter suggests Quagmire ignore people teasing him, the way Peter ignores his weekend bully.
	Ham radio	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Quagmire	3	11
	Quagmire's radar gun interferes with his ham radio signal.
	Barefoot guy	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter remembers being the barefoot guy.
	Women ordering dessert	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Stewie Griffin	5	11
	The thought of giving Lois the news that her father has cancer makes Stewie as giddy as a group of women ordering dessert.
	Laughter is the best medicine	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Stewie Griffin	6	11
	Stewie imagines Carter at a comedy club.
	Witness	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Stewie Griffin	7	11
	Stewie is a witness to a drive-by shooting.
	Sniffing out cancer	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Brian & Stewie	8	11
	Brian debunks Stewie's belief that dogs can sniff out cancer.
	Kleenex	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Stewie Griffin	9	11
	Stewie points out that big corporations never tell the truth.
	Waiting for Lois to get off the phone	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Peter Griffin	10	11
	Stewie gets impatient waiting for Lois to quit talking to Bonnie.
	Press release	The Old Man and the Big 'C'	Peter Griffin	11	11
	Peter takes a dump and issues a press release.
	Successful moves	Yug Ylimaf	Brian Griffin	1	11
	Brian notes that some guys have moves.
	Stewie picks up chicks	Yug Ylimaf	Stewie Griffin	2	11
	Stewie is embarrassed by how he picks up chicks.
	The stutterer	Yug Ylimaf	Stewie Griffin	3	11
	Stewie points out some of the women Brian has brought home, like the girl that stuttered.
	Big challenge	Yug Ylimaf	Stewie Griffin	4	11
	Stewie points out that he has had tough challenges, like announcing that Heidi Klum had broke up with Seal.
	Rabbit fight	Yug Ylimaf	Brian Griffin	5	11
	Brian claims that the situation is more intense than when he fought a rabbit in a karate tournament.
	Faking it	Yug Ylimaf	Stewie Griffin	6	11
	Stewie tells of the time he forgot what came after "G" and had to fake "The Alphabet Song".
	Bobby Briggs	Joe's Revenge	Joe Swanson	1	11
	Joe recounts how he really became crippled.
	Sitter	Joe's Revenge	Stewie Griffin	2	11
	Stewie leaves Rupert with a sitter.
	Dunkin' Donuts	Joe's Revenge	Police Chief	3	11
	The chief of police assigns Joe to catch the guy rubbing his butt on Dunkin' Donuts.
	Joe's spare room	Joe's Revenge	Glenn Quagmire	4	11
	Quagmire thinks Joe is weird for having a room dedicated to Bobby Briggs while making Kevin and Susie Swanson share a room.
	Predatory birds	Joe's Revenge	Quagmire & Peter	5	11
	Quagmire wonders about what life has become and Peter points out the founding father didn't have it so easy either.
	Real crooks	Joe's Revenge	Peter Griffin	6	11
	Peter wonders why the Atlantic City cops are not out arresting real crooks like those on TV and in movies.
	Making a break	Joe's Revenge	Peter Griffin	7	11
	Peter worries that Bobby Briggs is making a break, like South America did from Africa.
	Gay Jacked	Joe's Revenge	Peter Griffin	8	11
	Peter claims the last plane he took was gay jacked.
	Inner-city youth	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter asks Lois to get him a chess set and a backwards hat to help him inspire inner-city youths.
	Baby shower	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter says that Lois would love a surprise party just like he enjoyed his baby shower.
	Bald guys	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Stewie Griffin	3	11
	Stewie thinks he and Sheldon have the same bond that all bald guys have for each other.
	Fake grocery store	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter distracts Lois with a fake grocery store.
	Serious Putty	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Stewie Griffin	5	11
	Stewie claims "Serious Putty" is better than "Silly Putty."
	King Stewie	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Stewie Griffin	6	11
	Stewie points out that no one likes to be humiliated in public.
	Edward Scissorhands	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Stewie Griffin	7	11
	Stewie claims Lois is trying to be something she's not, like Edward Scissorhands.
	Weird stuff montage	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Brian Griffin	8	11
	Brian tells of weird stuff happening around the house, like Peter getting a "hotbutt' and Meg's sleeping pills being replaced by Alka-Seltzer.
	9/11 blog	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter admits that the novelty of Lois' youth movement has lost its novelty, just like his 9/11 blog.
	Dry cleaners/dance club	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Mayor Adam West	10	11
	Mayor West confuses his dry cleaners and a dance club with each other.
	Not what they used to be	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Peter & Lois	11	11
	Peter and Lois both admit they aren't what they used to be.
	Conway Bieber	Lois Comes Out of Her Shell	Peter Griffin	12	11
	Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Bieber.
	Meg's fantasy I	Friends Without Benefits	Meg Griffin	1	11
	Meg fantasizes about Kent Lastname in space.
	Working at the diner	Friends Without Benefits	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter agrees to take Janis' shift at the diner.
	Obsession	Friends Without Benefits	Stewie Griffin	3	11
	Stewie compares Meg's obsession with Kent to the guy that invented the printing press.
	Meg's fantasy II	Friends Without Benefits	Meg Griffin	4	11
	Meg fantasizes about Kent Lastname again.
	Job swap	Friends Without Benefits	Mayor Adam West	5	11
	Mayor West trades places with a bird.
	Jewish "See and Say"	Friends Without Benefits	Brian Griffin	6	11
	Brian thinks his cough sounds like a Jewish "See and Say."
	Heart condition	Friends Without Benefits	Meg Griffin	7	11
	Meg disagrees when her friends tell her that her heart is in the right place.
	Girls are terrible	Friends Without Benefits	Meg Griffin	8	11
	Meg points out that girls are terrible, backstabbing bitches with phoney compliments.
	Chris' dark side	Friends Without Benefits	Meg Griffin	9	11
	Meg tells Kent of Chris' dark side.
	Felicity cuts her hair	Friends Without Benefits	Chris Griffin	10	11
	Chris remembers the time that Meg helped him get through when Felicity cut her hair.
	Two turtledoves	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter can't afford to give Lois the kind of gift he gave her the previous year.
	Mud hut	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Joseph/Peter Griffin	2	11
	Joseph recalls being disappointed after a previous date.
	Virginity coach	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	The Virgin Mary/Lois Griffin	3	11
	Mary holds off Joseph's advances by saying she has a really good virginity coach.
	Greek oracle	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Robbie/Brian Griffin	4	11
	Robbie looks forward to an oracle from Greece.
	Visit from an Angel	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	The Virgin Mary/Lois Griffin	5	11
	Mary tells of who she was visited by an Angel.
	Ben Him & Ben Her	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Joseph/Peter Griffin	6	11
	Joseph is amazed that they have movies in Bethlehem.
	Cheesy name story	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Angel/Bruce	7	11
	The Angel decides to take Joseph and Mary's name list to God and let him pick one that he likes.
	Real lemon	Jesus, Mary & Joseph	Dr. Hartman	8	11
	The doctor tells of another immaculate conception where the kid turned out to be a real lemon because his mom drank during pregnancy.
	Nathaniel Hawthorne	Space Cadet	Chris Griffin	1	11
	When criticized for his essay, Chris complains that he isn't Nathaniel Hawthorne.
	Good education	Space Cadet	Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin	2	11
	Lois worries that treating Chris like a stray cat around the school may not be a good idea but Peter notes that some of them do get good jobs.
	"Hooked on a Feeling"	Space Cadet	Lois Griffin	3	11
	Lois worries what Chris will do after they are gone.
	Fortune cookies	Space Cadet	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter notes that it is never easy to hear the truth.
	Eurotrip	Space Cadet	Lois Griffin	5	11
	Lois reminds Peter that he had already been to Europe and didn't like it.
	Fun camp	Space Cadet	Peter Griffin	6	11
	Peter tells Chris that camp is a fun as you make it.
	Boy Scouts	Space Cadet	Peter Griffin	7	11
	Peter remembers having a tough time in the Boy Scouts.
	Over-exaggerating Italian	Space Cadet	Technician	8	11
	A technician points out that they keep a shuttle around in case an Italian needs to over-exaggerate.
	Fake friends	Space Cadet	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter notes that some friends are fake, like guys whose wives are friends.
	Fraud	Space Cadet	Chris Griffin	10	11
	Chris notes that people can always sense a fraud.
	Cougar chick	Space Cadet	Stewie Griffin	11	11
	Stewie notes that everyone makes mistakes, like the cougar chick Peter brought home.
	Funny waiter	Space Cadet	Stewie Griffin	12	11
	Stewie says he won't miss the waiter that thinks he's funny.
	Jessica Alba	Space Cadet	Stewie Griffin	13	11
	Stewie regrets that he "didn't get to wear it better.".
	First marital aid	Space Cadet	Peter Griffin	14	11
	Peter recalls the marital aid his great-grandfather invented.
	Theater kid	Brian's Play	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter tells of once being in theater himself.
	Other brother	Brian's Play	Chris Griffin	2	11
	Chris hopes he can fit in the seat unlike a previous time.
	Understudies	Brian's Play	Stewie Griffin	3	11
	Stewie hates last-minute understudies.
	Moise, the low-energy Bar Mitzvah clown	Brian's Play	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter complains that shows suck in Quahog.
	Beaker	Brian's Play	Stewie Griffin	5	11
	Noting that he can lots of things, Stewie recalls being the human resource director for The Muppets.
	Ketchup	Brian's Play	Brian Griffin	6	11
	Brian complains that he is having every drop squeezed from him like a bottle of ketchup.
	I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!	Brian's Play	Brian Griffin	7	11
	Brian recalls the time he replaced Peter's "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" with real butter.
	Harsh town	Brian's Play	Brian Griffin	8	11
	Brian notes that New York can be a harsh town.
	Stuart Little	Brian's Play	Stewie Griffin	9	11
	Stewie reminds Brian that it took Peter a year to figure out Stuart Little.
	Stanley Kowalski	Brian's Play	Stewie Griffin	10	11
	Stewie asks Brian to drive him to New York so he can attend a party with other playwrights, noting that all of the big names would be there including Stanley Kowalski.
	A black guy in Sweden	The Giggity Wife	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter worries about being as out of place at Harvard as a black guy in Sweden.
	Helen Keller at Harvard	The Giggity Wife	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter is impressed to be eating in the same dining hall as Helen Keller when she went to Harvard.
	Divorced guy apartment	The Giggity Wife	Glenn Quagmire	3	11
	Faced with losing everything in a divorce from Charmisse, Quagmire considers life in a depressing, divorced guy apartment.
	President Snow	The Giggity Wife	Peter Griffin	4	11
	Peter says there is good in everyone, except for the President in The Hunger Games.
	Narcissistic pedophile	The Giggity Wife	Glenn Quagmire	5	11
	Glenn tells Charmisse there is someone for everyone, even a narcissistic pedophile.
	Everyone makes mistakes	The Giggity Wife	Peter Griffin	6	11
	Peter points out that everyone makes mistakes including doctors.
	It's a Wonderful Life	The Giggity Wife	Glenn Quagmire	7	11
	Quagmire is determined to have sex with a man.
	Peter's Spanish soap opera	The Giggity Wife	Peter Griffin	8	11
	Peter tells Quagmire that he can be a passionate man and reminds him of his Spanish soap opera.
	Peter's sleep apnea	Valentine's Day in Quahog	Peter Griffin	1	11
	Peter is afraid of dying during his "weird sleep" thing.
	Victorian stripper	Valentine's Day in Quahog	Peter Griffin	2	11
	Peter uses the memory of a Victorian stripper to spend the day in bed with Lois.
	Ringo Starr	Valentine's Day in Quahog	Brian Griffin	3	11
	Brian notes that every girl has their own idea of Prince Charming.
	Quick change	Valentine's Day in Quahog	Stewie Griffin	4	11
	Stewie tells Brian that events can change things in a minute, just like the Kennedy assassination.
	Teslik shoes	Chris Cross	Chris Griffin	1	11
	Chris' shoes are popular with Latvian athletes.
	Previous year in high school	Chris Cross	Chris Griffin	2	11
	Chris remembers that the previous year in high school being fat and wearing a baseball cap was popular.
	Door-to-door vacuum salesman	Chris Cross	Peter Griffin	3	11
	Peter recalls his job as a door-to-door vacuum salesman.
	Shoes make the man	Chris Cross	Chris Griffin	4	11
	Chris vows that shoes make the man.
	Dive bars	Chris Cross	Chris Griffin	5	11
	Chris says he feels one step above people that love dive bars.
	Dave Griffin	Chris Cross	Stewie Griffin	6	11
	Stewie assures Brian that he can make things happen.
	Buzz Lightyear	Chris Cross	Stewie Griffin	7	11
	Buzz Lightyear misses Stewie's rendition of "You Needed Me".
	Georgia O'Keeffe	Chris Cross	Stewie Griffin	8	11
	Stewie claims that only the artist knows the meaning of their works.
	Booger bomb	Chris Cross	Peter Griffin	9	11
	Peter says he likes to place boogers in Brontë novels.