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Newguy.png New guy Finders Keepers Peter Griffin 1 12
Peter realizes his breath is what grossed out the new guy.
Erection4.png Four-hour erection Finders Keepers Peter Griffin 2 12
Peter accuses Lois of being as stubborn as a four-hour erection.
Fastshrimp.png Hurry-Up Shrimp Finders Keepers Peter Griffin 3 12
Peter is surprised to find he has had a piece of shrimp in his mouth for a week.
McFlyfamily.png Played for a fool Finders Keepers Lois Griffin 4 12
Lois tells Peter that he is being played for a fool, like George McFly.
Naturedoc.png Nature documentary Finders Keepers Peter Griffin 5 12
Peter takes umbrage that his treasure hunt is a stupid idea.
Peaspod.png Peas in a pod Finders Keepers Joe Swanson 6 12
Joe is shunned by Peter when he realizes he may be on to something.
Oldbald.png Bald men in incubators Finders Keepers Stewie Griffin 7 12
Stewie recounts how Peter placed bald men in incubators and treated them like babies.
Loisicecream.png Ice cream stop Finders Keepers Peter Griffin 8 12
Peter gripes about Lois' ice cream stop.
Tricialicecream.png New Lois Finders Keepers Peter Griffin 9 12
Peter replaces Lois with Tricia Takanawa.
Clamcutaway.png Believe Finders Keepers Peter Griffin 10 12
Peter sets up a cutaway that lands them inside The Drunken Clam.
Stripcutaway.png Strip club Finders Keepers Peter Griffin 11 12
Peter cutaways himself away from Lois into a strip club.
InforPeter.png Bad Priest Vestigial Peter Peter Griffin 1 12
Peter believes the priest has it in for him.
Petershopping.png Shopping without Lois Vestigial Peter Peter Griffin 2 12
Peter claims the last time he went shopping without Lois was a disaster.
Reassignmentsurg.png Reassignment surgery Vestigial Peter Peter Griffin 3 12
Peter is reassured to go to Dr. Hartman since he handled Peter's reassignment surgery.
Jazzsillo.png Spoken jazz Vestigial Peter Peter Griffin 4 12
Peter is happy to finally have an interesting silhouette when performing spoken jazz.
Macking.png Cramping Stewie's style Vestigial Peter Stewie Griffin 5 12
Stewie is concerned about Chip cramping his style.
Petermuskett.png New musket Vestigial Peter Peter Griffin 6 12
Peter wants to show Chip his new musket.
GeorgeWashington.png Being honest Vestigial Peter Peter Griffin 7 12
Peter compares his honesty to that of George Washington.
Cheetahteacher.png Parent-Teacher-Cheetah meeting Vestigial Peter Peter Griffin 8 12
Peter complains that watching tennis with Chip is more painful than a Parent-Teacher-Cheetah meeting.
Airbagpeter.png Airbag Vestigial Peter Peter Griffin 9 12
Peter would like to be reincarnated as an airbag.
Fulllifepeter.png Full-of-life Vestigial Peter Lois Griffin 10 12
Lois remembers when Peter was passionate and full-of-life.
Choosepie.png Predictable choice Vestigial Peter Peter Griffin 11 12
Peter claims to have invented "Choose Your Own Adventure" or "Pie In Bed".
Technocreate.png Techno music Vestigial Peter Peter Griffin 12 12
Peter claims getting rid of Chip will be as easy as the creation of techno music.
Petermitzva.png Bar Mitzvah Vestigial Peter Peter Griffin 13 12
Peter prefers to stay home and prepare for his Bar Mitzvah.
1modelT.png First Model T Quagmire's Quagmire Peter Griffin 1 12
Peter compares Quagmire to the first guy to own a Model T in the neighborhood.
Condomcostume.png Condom costume Quagmire's Quagmire Lois Griffin 2 12
Lois finds Chris' old condom costume.
Intenserela.png Intense relationship Quagmire's Quagmire Stewie Griffin 3 12
Stewie recalls his relationship with Oscar as being "intense."
Whom.png Being different Quagmire's Quagmire Glenn Quagmire 4 12
Quagmire tells Sonja not to be afraid of being different.
Norush.png No rush Quagmire's Quagmire Peter Griffin 5 12
Peter tries to discourage Quagmire from rushing into a decision.
Firefreakout.png Fire engine freak-out Quagmire's Quagmire Stewie Griffin 6 12
Stewie is skeptical of Brian's advice.
Blueyellow.png Blue & Yellow Quagmire's Quagmire Stewie Griffin 7 12
Stewie hopes Rupert can handle the break-up better than Blue & Yellow.
ForestGump.png Forrest Gump Quagmire's Quagmire Peter Griffin 8 12
Peter notes that love does funny things to people, like Forrest Gump..
Applepicking.png Apple picking Quagmire's Quagmire Joe Swanson 9 12
Joe is surprised when Quagmire doesn't show up to go apple picking.
MastEskimo.png Masturbating Eskimo Quagmire's Quagmire Peter Griffin 10 12
Peter is weirded out like the time he met a masturbating Eskimo.
AdamLevine.png Adam Levine dog whistle Quagmire's Quagmire Stewie Griffin 11 12
Stewie threatens Brian with his Adam Levine dog whistle.
Oscarend.png Taking it hard Quagmire's Quagmire Stewie Griffin 12 12
Stewie worries about Oscar taking their break-up hard.
Raincoat.png Rain gear A Fistful of Meg Peter Griffin 1 12
Peter notes that the only time Brian isn't naked is when Lois dresses him in rain gear.
Megbirthcert.png Meg's birth certificate A Fistful of Meg Meg Griffin 2 12
Meg explains that her name is something other than Megan.
Castlehome.png A man's home is his castle A Fistful of Meg Peter Griffin 3 12
Peter refuses to dress for Brian.
1950sgirl.png 1950s women A Fistful of Meg Meg Griffin 4 12
Meg is encouraged that things have progressed since the 1950s.
Grandentrance.png Grand entrance A Fistful of Meg Lois Griffin 5 12
Lois complains about Peter spending money on a staircase so he could make grand entrances.
JudgeJudy.png Judge Judy A Fistful of Meg Meg Griffin 6 12
Meg notes that she doesn't have a lot of money like Judge Judy.
Cheapfuneral.png Meg's funeral A Fistful of Meg Meg Griffin 7 12
Meg imagines what her funeral will be like.
Raj.png Natural selection A Fistful of Meg Ruth 8 12
Ruth explains their reasons for bailing out on Meg.
TraceyBellings.png Tracey Bellings A Fistful of Meg Glenn Quagmire 9 12
Quagmire tells Meg of his own experience with a bully.
Peternobath.png Meg scared A Fistful of Meg Meg Griffin 10 12
Meg claims she hasn't been so fightended since Peter stopped showering.
JeffDinside.png Jeff Daniels on Inside the Actor's Studio A Fistful of Meg Brian Griffin 11 12
Brian recalls that Peter never gives up.
Tucsontrip.png Helicopter tour of Tucson Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Peter Griffin 1 12
Peter reminds Lois of the time they took a helicopter tour of Tucson.
Roleplaying.png Role playing Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Peter Griffin 2 12
Peter reminds Lois of some role playing they engaged in.
Teetertotter.png See-saw Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Peter Griffin 3 12
Peter would prefer to see-saw with Joe.
Foreigncompliment.png Foreign compliment Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Peter Griffin 4 12
Peter tells Brian that being nude is a compliment in some countries.
Italainschool.png Italian school Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Lois Griffin 5 12
Lois worries that the kids are not learning well in school.
Mafiaard.png Giving to the mafia Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Brian Griffin 6 12
Brian notes that they give most of their money to the mafia.
Shutuupfacebook.png Shut-up-a-You-Facebook Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Peter Griffin 7 12
Peter explains giving up the family's American citizenship.
Karatekid.png The Karate Kid V Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Chris Griffin 8 12
Chris wants to catch opening night for The Karate Kid V.
Lastsupper.png Last Supper Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 1 12
Stewie admits he has interfered with the past many times.
Indianlife.png Native American Life montage Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 2 12
Stewie points out all of they things they are accustomed to in their own live that the Native Americans have also developed.
Whitereservation.png White reservation Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 3 12
Stewie fears being placed on a reservation.
Advancechristmas.png Early Christmas Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 4 12
Stewie time travels ahead to get a jump on the new toys.
1920election.png 1920 election Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 5 12
Stewie points out that not every historical event is all it's cracked up to be.
AufulPBS.png PBS documentaries Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 6 12
Stewie tries to look forward to not having to watch awful PBS documentaries anymore.
Crucifiction.png Good idea at the time Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 7 12
Stewie cautions against jumping into things, noting crucification seemed like a good idea at the time.
Grimace.png Grimace Life of Brian Joe Swanson 8 12
Joe explains that he doesn't like to do ride-alongs.
Ruinedmagic.png Ruined magic act Life of Brian Stewie Griffin 9 12
Stewie vows to ruin Vinny like he ruined a magic act.
Quagtranny.png Transvestite In Harmony's Way Glenn Quagmire 1 12
Quagmire explains that he needs a place to avoid a transvestite that he made eye contact with.
Peterudders.png Feeling special In Harmony's Way Peter Griffin 2 12
Peter feels as special as the time he had udders.
Slicedbread.png Sliced bread In Harmony's Way Peter Griffin 3 12
Peter declares their music career will be the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Morttownrecords.png Mort Town Records In Harmony's Way Mort Goldman 4 12
Mort explains his past as a music producer.
Liedto.png Lied to In Harmony's Way Peter Griffin 5 12
Peter tells of being lied to before.
Girlsjogging.png Waste of time In Harmony's Way Peter Griffin 6 12
Peter feels as though his time would have been better spent jogging with the girls.
Worstperformance.png Worst performance In Harmony's Way Peter Griffin 7 12
Peter tells of having seen worse performances.
Hockeyfight.png Hockey fight In Harmony's Way Peter Griffin 8 12
Peter looks forward to a better creative outlet than picking hockey fights at work.
Agoosebenwatti.png Agoose Banwatti In Harmony's Way Peter Griffin 9 12
Peter fires Mort as their manager, wanting someone tough in their corner like Indonesian kickboxer Agoose Banwatti.
Carvingturkey.png Carving the turkey In Harmony's Way Peter Griffin 10 12
Peter imagines Lois carving the Thanksgiving turkey.
Tiffanys.png Shopping at Tiffany's Christmas Guy Peter Griffin 1 12
Peter loves going to the mall and making the salesmen think he's buying something.
Macyscologn.png Macy's cologne salesman Christmas Guy Stewie Griffin 2 12
Stewie sends Vinny off to go bother the cologne salesman at Macy's.
Fogers.png Folgers Christmas Guy Peter Griffin 3 12
Peter was feeling happy until someone comes along and ruins it.
Glutenfree.png Gluten-free Santa Christmas Guy Peter Griffin 4 12
Peter accuses Carter of taking the fun out of Christmas, like a gluten-free Santa.
Christmasguy1.png Happy June 16th Christmas Guy Lois Griffin 5 12
Lois notes that her father has always hated Christmas.
Salcasella.png Mystery box Christmas Guy Vinny 6 12
Vinny's gift gets misdirected.
Fancytrans.png Fancy transition Peter Problems Peter Griffin 1 12
After getting a raise and a promotion, Peter can set up a cutaway with a fancy transition.
Podcast.png Peter's podcast Peter Problems Joe Swanson 2 12
Peter has a podcast consisting of him naming hats.
TomHuang.png Picture day Peter Problems Lois Griffin 3 12
Lois instructs the kids to run behind the others when they have no money to buy school pictures.
Crossingguard.png Crossing guard Peter Problems Peter Griffin 4 12
Peter almost gets a job as a crossing guard.
Debussy.png Debussy Peter Problems Peter Griffin 5 12
When Lois considers getting a job for extra money, Peter looks forward to expanding his record collection.
Bowlingjob.png Bowling alley Peter Problems Peter Griffin 6 12
Peter recalls working at the bowling alley.
Washingmachine.png Washing machine Peter Problems Peter Griffin 7 12
Peter notes that the washing machine has been acting up.
Teatime.png Tea time Peter Problems Peter Griffin 8 12
Peter relaxes while housekeeping.
Droopyviagara.png Droopy Dog on Viagra Peter Problems Dr. Hartman 9 12
Dr. Hartman prescribes enhancement pills as anti-depressants.
Officesupplystore.png Office supply store Peter Problems Peter Griffin 10 12
Peter is banned from the office supply store.
JackBNimble.png Jack be Nimble Grimm Job Jack's wife/Lois Griffin 1a 12
Jack's wife suggests he could get a job jumping over stuff.
Goregieporgie.png Georgie Porgie Grimm Job Jack's wife/Lois Griffin 1 12
Jack's wife nags him that he couldn't even keep and eye on Georgie Porgie and his sleezy brother Rick.
Painterazzi.png Painterazzi Grimm Job Drizella Tremaine/Meg Griffin 2 12
The evil stepsister hopes the painterazzi will be attending the royal ball.
Whoopass.png Can of Whup Ass! Brian's a Bad Father Peter Griffin 1 12
Peter tells Joe the dumbest thing he's ever done was opening a can of Whup Ass! on himself.
MChicklis.png Michael Chiklis Brian's a Bad Father Stewie Griffin 2 12
Stewie reassures Brian by reminding him that he was the one that told Michael Chiklis he could wear tight shirts.
Walkgum.png Walk and chew gum Brian's a Bad Father Glenn Quagmire 3 12
Quagmire complains that Peter isn't capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time.
Silentmovie.png Silent movie friends Brian's a Bad Father Peter Griffin 4 12
Peter has to content himself with his silent movie friends.
Leolion.png Leo the Lion Brian's a Bad Father Brian Griffin 5 12
Brian concedes that meeting with Dylan wouldn't be the worst idea.
Bacx10 367a 01 0033.jpg Taken Brian's a Bad Father Brian Griffin 6 12
Brian uses the example of Zooey Deschanel playing the daughter in Taken as thinking outside of the box.
Attackad.png Attack ads Brian's a Bad Father Joe Swanson 7 12
Joe complains about the way Peter and Quagmire are treating each other.
Joshderek.png Fired surgeon Brian's a Bad Father Brian Griffin 8 12
Brian compares firing a writer in the middle of a show to firing a surgeon in the middle of an operation.
MarvinGaye.png Marvin Gaye Brian's a Bad Father Brian Griffin 9 12
Brian feels he is a worse dad than Marvin Gaye's.
Peteryearbook.png Suicide Brian's a Bad Father Peter Griffin 10 12
Peter wonders that if he kills himself if he'll get a full-page picture in the school yearbook.
1sthybrid.png First hybrid car Mom's the Word Peter Griffin 1 12
Peter admits people make mistakes, just like the guys that made the first hybrid car.
Reveals.png Dramatic garage door reveals Mom's the Word Peter Griffin 2 12
Peter would rather be home doing dramatic garage door reveals than sitting in a boring meeting at work.
FireDrill.png Fire drill Mom's the Word Angela 3a 12
Peter tries to get out of a fire drill since he is already on fire.
Peterartmem.png Kathy Bates butt double Mom's the Word Peter Griffin 3 12
Peter would rather remembered for his achievements in film than for soiling his pants.
Sadday.png Enigmatic Facebook messages Mom's the Word Peter Griffin 4 12
Peter decides to go post terrible news on Facebook without explaining the reason behind it.
Blackeyedpeas.png Black Eyed Peas Mom's the Word Stewie Griffin 5 12
Stewie notes that he learns something new every day, just like the Black Eyed Peas.
Mytwodads.png My Two Dads Mom's the Word Peter Griffin 6 12
Peter can't remember the difference between Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan.
MemoryFoam.png Memory foam pillow Mom's the Word Brian Griffin 7a 12
Brian has trouble sleeping without his memory foam pillow.
Buddistgift.png Buddhists Mom's the Word Brian Griffin 7 12
Brian points out that Buddhists are good at controlling their emotions and that one gift is as good as another.
MadHatter.png The Mad Hatter Mom's the Word Peter Griffin 8 12
Peter hasn't been this happy since he met the Sane Hatter.
Osamaforgiven.png Forgiveness Mom's the Word Brian Griffin 9 12
Brian tells Stewie that Catholics believe in forgiveness of their sins even if it is on their deathbeds, gaining access to Heaven.
Hiton.png Skeptic Mom's the Word Lois Griffin 10 12
Lois notes that this wouldn't be the first time Peter thought someone was hitting on him.
Computerpred.png Internet predators Mom's the Word Peter Griffin 11 12
Peter accuses Evelyn of tricking him, just like the predators on the internet.
Limittest.png Knowing his limits 3 Acts of God Peter Griffin 1 12
Peter has figured out how many beers he can have and still drive.
Cutawaysort.png Cutaway gags 3 Acts of God Peter Griffin 2 12
Peter's second favorite Sunday tradition is when he gets his Cutaway gags ready for the week.
Nakeddream.png Naked bank dream 3 Acts of God Peter Griffin 3 12
Peter has a dream of being naked at the bank.
Fakeanimal.png Fooling Brian 3 Acts of God Peter Griffin 4 12
Peter fools Brian my making him this his hand on the sofa is another animal.
Pedophileopera.png Creeped out 3 Acts of God Peter Griffin 5 12
Peter is creeped out just like the time he went to the pedophile opera.
Cheesemaze.png Finding the cheese 3 Acts of God Peter Griffin 6 12
Peter thinks finding God will be as easy as finding the cheese.
MarriedVegas.png Married guy in Vegas 3 Acts of God Peter Griffin 7 12
Peter declares their trip worse than taking a married guy to Vegas.
Ricky.png Little league umpire 3 Acts of God Peter Griffin 8 12
Peter is surprised he got into Heaven considering he isn't even allowed to umpire little league baseball anymore.
Celebrityphoto.png Celebrity baby photographer 3 Acts of God Peter Griffin 9 12
Peter believes making Bill Belichick smile should be easy since he was a celebrity baby photographer.
1920flight.png 1920s solo flight 3 Acts of God Peter Griffin 10 12
Peter declare making Bill Belichick smile his greatest accomplishment since his 1920s solo flight across the Atlantic.
Insanitypractice.png Insanity practice Fresh Heir Peter Griffin 1 12
Peter would rather do his insanity practice than go fishing with Chris.
Unspokenbond.png Unspoken bond Fresh Heir Peter Griffin 2 12
Peter only forms unspoken bonds.
Carterfalls.png Carter's leg Fresh Heir lois Griffin 3 12
Lois describes Carter's accident at the mall.
Veinsmagazine.png Bab's photoshoot Fresh Heir Lois Griffin 4 12
Lois explains that Babs is out of town for a magazine photoshoot.
Loishair.png Hair change Fresh Heir Lois Griffin 5 12
Lois tries to get the family to notice that she's had her hair done.
Greenpoorwhale.png Poor green whales with guns books Fresh Heir Brian, Carter 6 12
Brian suggests that Carter leave his money to charity.
Ballzheimers.png Master plan Fresh Heir Peter Griffin 7 12
Peter wants to find a cure for ballzheimer's disease.
Cleanchrisroom.png Cleaning Chris' room Fresh Heir Peter Griffin 8 12
Peter's idea to clean Chris' room leaves him speechless.
Trickdivorce.png Divorce Fresh Heir Peter Griffin 9 12
Peter tricks Lois into a divorce.
Guntexts.png Jumping the gun Fresh Heir Peter Griffin 10 12
Peter suggests that Chris not jump the gun, like responding to a text too quickly.
Scarface.png Scarface Secondhand Spoke Stewie Griffin 1 12
Stewie notes that Chris is as big of a social outcast as Scarface.
DenmarkKingGriffin.png King of Denmark Griffin Secondhand Spoke Peter Griffin 2 12
Peter declares himself above the law, like his 14th century ancestor, King of Denmark Griffin.
OwlCostello.png Owl and Costello Secondhand Spoke Stewie Griffin 3 12
Stewie gives Chris advice on how to handle bullies, pointing out that they are a team like "Owl and Costello."
Geometrytest.png Geometry test Secondhand Spoke Stewie Griffin, Chris Griffin 4 12
Chris isn't feeling witty since he was up studying for his geometry test. Stewie asks him how it went.
HolmesWatson.png Sherlock Holmes Secondhand Spoke Stewie Griffin 5 12
Stewie notes that he and Chris make a better team than Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
Godcoach.png Coach God Secondhand Spoke Stewie Griffin 6 12
Stewie claims he makes a better coach than God
Oldstewie.png Young people Secondhand Spoke Stewie Griffin 7 12
Stewie worries that he'll never get to express disappointment in young people.
Quitsmoking.png Quitting smoking Secondhand Spoke Peter Griffin 8 12
Peter wishes he could quit smoking, or that smoking could quit him.
Mariolopez.png Roleplay sex Secondhand Spoke Peter Griffin 9 12
Peter notes that smoking is starting to affect is and Lois' roleplay sex.
Alternatetimeline.png Alternate reality Herpe, the Love Sore Peter Griffin 1 12
In Peter's alternate reality, he decides not to open Quagmire's mail and is shot by Lois.
Kingants.png Power trip Herpe, the Love Sore Peter Griffin 2 12
Quagmire's whip make Peter feel as powerful when he got to decide which ant lives and which ant dies.
Halloweencostume.png Bad choice Halloween costume Herpe, the Love Sore Stewie Griffin 3 12
Stewie reminds Brian of what he did to his Halloween costume.
HandyManny.png Uncomfortable phone calls Herpe, the Love Sore Stewie Griffin 4 12
Stewie has to make some calls after he gets herpes from Brian.
Weddinginvites.png Wedding invitations Herpe, the Love Sore Stewie Griffin 5 12
Stewie was expected to help with a friend's wedding invitations.
Cowardcutaway.png Cowards Anonymous Herpe, the Love Sore Peter Griffin 6 12
Peter attends Cowards Anonymous.
Kennedyreunuin.png Kennedy family reunion Herpe, the Love Sore Stewie Griffin 7 12
Stewie compares his experience at preschool to a Kennedy family reunion.
Cokegiraffe.png Coked-up giraffe Herpe, the Love Sore Stewie Griffin 8 12
Stewie declares Brian a bigger menace than a coked-up giraffe at Studio 54.
Goateeguys.png Goatee guys Herpe, the Love Sore Peter Griffin 9 12
Peter reminds the guys that they have to stick together, like goatee guys at a BBQ.
Boothmontage.png Milestones montage Herpe, the Love Sore Peter Griffin 10 12
Peter recounts significant events while sitting in the guys favorite booth at The Drunken Clam.
TargetPractice.png Target practice The Most Interesting Man in the World Lois Griffin 1 12
Lois tells Peter about Bonnie's trips to the shooting range.
Prostateexam2.png Taking Stewie out The Most Interesting Man in the World Peter Griffin 2 12
Peter takes Stewie along for his prostate exam.
OldStewieskype.png Cross-country grandparent The Most Interesting Man in the World Stewie Griffin 3 12
Stewie fears never getting to grow old and becoming an across the country grandparent.
Opportunitypass.png Missed opportunity The Most Interesting Man in the World Peter Griffin 4 12
Peter vows not to let an opportunity pass him by.
DeafGames.png Deaf Games The Most Interesting Man in the World Stella 5 12
Stella can't take a business trip to Chicago due to the Deaf Games.
Johngoodmanheart.png Small and insignificant The Most Interesting Man in the World Peter Griffin 6 12
Peter feels small and insignificant, like John Goodman's heartbeat.
Cavediving.png Cave diving The Most Interesting Man in the World Peter Griffin 7 12
Peter looks forward to limitless adventure, like when he went cave diving.
NPRCarrental.png NPR car rental The Most Interesting Man in the World Peter Griffin 8 12
Some of Peter's culture came from listening to NPR in his rental car.
Calmvoice.png Sounding wrong The Most Interesting Man in the World Brian 9 12
Brian compares the sound of newly refined Peter to a pilot without a calming voice.
Lescarpet.png Lesbian odd jobs Baby Got Black Peter Griffin 1 12
Peter tells of when he worked in a lesbian's house for a carpet cleaning company.
Gossiptable.png Gossip group Baby Got Black Chris Griffin 2 12
Chris explains to Jerome that Pam has a seat at the gossip table with him.
Fatgirl.png Fat date Baby Got Black Peter Griffin 3 12
Peter had always imagined Chris dating a fat girl.
Sextalk.png Sex talk Baby Got Black Peter Griffin 4 12
Peter assures Jerome he gave Chris the sex talk.
PeterMexico.png Trip to Mexico Baby Got Black Peter Griffin 5 12
Peter admits he was skeptical about his trip to Mexico.
Patrick Henry.png Patrick Henry Baby Got Black Peter Griffin 6 12
Peter tells tells Chris that he has to fight for what he believes in, like Patrick Henry.
Gloryhole2.png First time Baby Got Black Chris Griffin 7 12
Chris admits that everyone has a first time for sex, even Maverick from Top Gun.
Footloose.png Footloose dancing Baby Got Black Peter Griffin 8 12
Peter channels his anger into Footloose dancing.
JimmyoldMeg.png Jean jacket lady Meg Stinks! Peter Griffin 1 12
Peter has trouble picturing Meg in college, imagining her to become a lady in a jean jacket.
StewieMardiGras.png Mardi Gras Meg Stinks! Stewie Griffin 2 12
Stewie reminds Brian of having trouble trying to get some quiet during Mardi Gras.
Scrappy Brian.png Scrappy Brian Meg Stinks! Brian Griffin 3 12
Brian tells Peter and Lois that his nephew Scrappy Brian didn't make it through the night.
Oconner.png O'Connor Meg Stinks! Brian Griffin 4 12
Brian feels like a disgrace to his species, like a gumball machine traffic cop.
Firstvag.png First vagina Meg Stinks! Brian Griffin 5 12
Brian is as excited as a guy who just touched his first vagina.
PodatristPeter.png Podiatrist Meg Stinks! Stewie Griffin 6 12
Peter admits he aspired to be a podiatrist.
Bob Seger.png Bob Seger Meg Stinks! Peter Griffin 7 12
Peter claims that all of Bob Seger's songs are about pooping.
FionaApple.png Fiona Apple Meg Stinks! Peter Griffin 8 12
Peter invites Meg to go Fiona Apple picking.
SRM.png Siegfried & Roy Meg Stinks! Stewie Griffin 9 12
Stewie notes that Brian has become like Mantecore.
Noaccent.png Arnold Schwarzenegger Meg Stinks! Brian Griffin 10 12
With Brian not around, Stewie thinks the house is like Arnold Schwarzenegger without the accent.
Tour.png Providence tour Meg Stinks! Lois Griffin 11 12
When Meg claims to know what she's doing, Lois points out that is what Peter said before a tour of Providence.
Peterbank.png Peter goes to the bank Meg Stinks! Meg Griffin 12 12
Meg recounts a trip to the bank with Peter.
Davenportbilly.png Ugly boy scout Meg Stinks! Stewie Griffin 13 12
Lois points out that life isn't easy.
Comedyball.png Comedy ball Meg Stinks! -- 14 12
Mayor Adam West laughs at Brian's change of heart about staying outdoors.
Slowride.png Something to do He's Bla-ack! Lois Griffin 1 12
Lois is happy that Peter will have something to do other than flush the toilet while playing "Slow Ride" by Foghat.
Orphans2.png Orphanage He's Bla-ack! Peter Griffin 2 12
Peter tells Cleveland about his old house serving as an orphanage.
Qkidshome.png House with small kids He's Bla-ack! Glenn Quagmire 3 12
Quagmire would rather live in a house with small kids than be in one full of junk.
Shotput.png Controlling anger He's Bla-ack! Peter Griffin 4 12
Peter shot puts "accidentally" into the crowd to control his anger.
Peterrighthand.png Peter's right hand He's Bla-ack! Peter Griffin 5 12
Peter feels closer to Cleveland than to his own right hand.
Vince.png Eye contact He's Bla-ack! Peter Griffin 6 12
Peter figures out how long to make eye contact during a guitar solo.
Handsfight.png Cheating hands Chap Stewie Stewie Griffin 1 12
Stewie considers Brian an idiot, like a guy cheating on his right hand with his left.
Toasthouse.png Toast house Chap Stewie Brian Griffin 2 12
Brian tells Stewie about Peter using all of the downstairs electrical outlets to make toast.
Lemonaidestand.png Morons montage Chap Stewie Stewie Griffin 3 12
Stewie is tired of living with morons as he recalls his lemonade stand with Chris, birthdays with Peter and Meg being Meg.
MuppetStewie.png Big challenge Chap Stewie Stewie Griffin 4 12
Stewie has faced bigger challenges than breaking up Peter and Lois, like riding a bike in The Muppet Movie.
CelebrityPeter.png Celebrity Peter Chap Stewie Lois Griffin 5 12
Lois tells Peter that he looks like a celebrity.
Megbasement.png Basement Meg Chap Stewie Lois Griffin 6 12
Lois notes that they don't allow Meg upstairs.
RickSpringfield.png Rick Springfield Chap Stewie Stewie Griffin 7 12
Stewie is happy to avoid becoming like Rick Springfield.
Duckgoose.png Duck, Duck, Goose Chap Stewie Stewie Griffin 8 12
Stewie recalls Peter playing "Duck, Duck, Goose"..
ChrisPeterPorn.png Peter's porn collection Chap Stewie Stewie Griffin 9 12
Chris discovers Peter's porn collection after Stewie sets it out for Goodwill.
Mayorchapstick.png Mayor Chapstick Chap Stewie Stewie Griffin 10 12
Mayor Adam West discovers Stewie's Chapstick from his trip to the past.
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