Screenshot Title Appear in Cutaway Owner Episode Order Season No.
JJJ.png Collecting a favor The Simpsons Guy Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter gets his comic strip published after doing an editor a favor.
Offensivetowomen.png Offensive to women The Simpsons Guy Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter has offended women before.
PLANE PRESSA hires2.jpg Air Force The Simpsons Guy Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter introduces Homer to the cutaway by declaring them to be a greater team than the Air Force.
Gasnensexen.png German gay porn The Simpsons Guy None 4 13
Peter and Homer's antics land them in German gay porn.
MrPeanut.png Mr. Peanut The Book of Joe Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter demonstrates his skill at discovering talent.
Newly single.png Short but handsome, slightly hairy, newly single salesman The Book of Joe Brian 2 13
Al Harrington tries to get a date.
JoeMime.png Mime The Book of Joe Joe Swanson 3 13
The police department does not support artistic endeavors.
Kingwriter.png Stephen King's ghostwriter The Book of Joe Blake Walker 4 13
Blake reveals a publishing secret.
Banknote.png Book signing The Book of Joe Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter makes a mistake when he signs a book.
RogerEbertsghost.png Roger Ebert's ghost The Book of Joe Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter pretends to be someone he's not.
Scottyfauxpas.png Giving it all she's got The Book of Joe Brian 7 13
Brian empathizes with Scotty on Star Trek.
Pointer.png Pointer The Book of Joe Stewie Griffin 8 13
Stewie recalls Brian's pointer phase.
Cee-lo Green.png Cee-lo Green The Book of Joe Peter Griffin 9 13
Cee-lo Green tries to buy pants.
PaulRevere.png Paul Revere Baking Bad Brian 1 13
For organizing a blood drive for victims of a hurricane, Brian consider's Lois a local hero, like Paul Revere.
Sandman.png The Sandman Baking Bad Stewie Griffin 2 13
Even the Sandman can't help Stewie sleep.
Europeandiaper.png European diaper Baking Bad Stewie Griffin 3 13
Stewie tries a European diaper.
ConnieB.png Connie Britton Baking Bad Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter considers Lois' cookies more delicious than Connie Britton's hair.
NorthDakota1.png North Dakota Baking Bad Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter has a job promoting North Dakota.
SeashellsMoses.png Moses Baking Bad Peter Griffin 6 13
Moses has to deal with a guy that collects seashells.
Breyers.png Breyers Ice Cream Baking Bad Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter encourages Lois to think outside the box.
Buttholes.png Telemarketing for buttholes Baking Bad Peter Griffin 8 13
Peter worries that he'll have to go back to telemarketing for buttholes.
RichardBranson.png Richard Branson Baking Bad Peter Griffin 9 13
Peter assures Lois that they will soon have more money than Richard Branson.
Peterseafoodrest.png Nautical-themed restaurant Brian the Closer Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter wants Brian's rope in case he opens a nautical-themed restaurant.
Peterhottub.png Hot tub Brian the Closer Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter claims Brian's rope is the stupidest thing since turning off the bubbles in a hot tub.
Sullivanfamily.png Lunch with the Sullivan Family Brian the Closer Chris Griffin 3 13
Chris tells about his crazy day.
Boobjob2.png Cosmetic surgery Brian the Closer Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter tells about Lois' boob job.
IceT.png Ice-T Brian the Closer Brian 5 13
Brian tells about being friends with Ice-T.
Borning meeting.png Boring meeting Brian the Closer Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter congratulates Quagmire on his smart move, like the time he got out of a boring meeting.
Funny People.png Funny People Brian the Closer Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter advises Quagmire to not judge a book or movie by its cover.
MittensCloser.png Nice cat Brian the Closer Brian 8 13
Brian vows to be harder to find than a nice cat.
Stamina.png Performance & stamina Turkey Guys Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter knows what the pills sold at the Quahog Mini-Mart are for.
Cappscan.png Capp smear Turkey Guys Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter recalls a time when Lois got angry after getting a "Capp smear."
Tiegift.png Father's Day Turkey Guys Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter knows just what to do with the tie he received.
Y2Gay.png Y2Gay Turkey Guys Stewie Griffin 4 13
Stewie fears trying to teach Chris about being a man will be a bigger disaster than Y2Gay.
Happydance.png Happy Dance Turkey Guys Stewie Griffin 5 13
Stewie reassures Chris that things don't always go right the first time, like Snoopy's original "Happy Dance.".
KaYa.png Health nut Turkey Guys Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter tries to remind Brian that they are a pair, like almond butter and sugar-free preserves.
Notfountainyouth.png Not the Fountain of Youth Turkey Guys Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter reminds Brian that he found the Fountain of Youth.
Innercutaway2.png Reflection The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Meg Griffin 1 13
A watcher laughs at Meg's mall job, then two more watchers observe his reaction and see their own in it.
Jeff Garlin.png Jeff Garlin The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 2 13
imagines Jeff Garlin would have the same massage chair.
Forgivekiler.png Grudges The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter tells Jesus that he doesn't hold grudges, even against the man who killed his son.
Kenpamscott.png God's plan The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Jesus 4 13
Jesus explains that things get a little uncomfortable back home.
Woodstockplan.png Planning Woodstock The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter insists he is a great party planner, pointing out that he helped plan Woodstock.
Maya2.png 30 year-old woman The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Jesus 6 13
Jesus tries to tone down the guy's birthday bash plans for him.
Taz.png Tasmanian Devil The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter promises to be as gentile with Jesus as the Tasmanian Devil is with his children.
EroticAdvent.png Erotic Advent Calendar The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Jesus 8 13
Jesus notes that Peter has been busy marketing his erotic Advent calendar.
JesusHitler.png Jesus Hitler Christ The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Jesus 9 13
Jesus explains the best advice her ever received.
CarrieJesus.png Carrie Underwood The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Jesus 10 13
Jesus tells about a date with Carrie Underwood.
Pizzafirm.png Absolutely sure The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 11 13
Peter is confident about allowing Lois sleep with Jesus.
Gaga2.png Lady Gaga The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 12 13
Peter tells about creating Lady Gaga.
Sponsoreddream.png Sponsored fantasy The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Peter Griffin 13 13
Peter has a sponsored fantasy in his new recliner.
Peterhomeroom.png Failing homeroom Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter admits he wasn't good in school, noting he even failed homeroom.
PeterNasa13.png Apollo 13 Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter assures Lois that he can be counted on, just like when he was in charge of the Apollo 13 emergency.
MrsRoberts.png Bus driver Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Chris Griffin 3 13
Chris worries that he could become a bus driver that parents don't completely trust.
2headedgirl.png Sticking together Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Stewie Griffin 4 13
Stewie tells Chris that brother stick together, like the two-headed girl on TLC.
TonyS.png Tony Sirico Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Stewie Griffin 5 13
Stewie angers Tony Sirico with an Italian joke.
Jonahhillpants.png Jonah Hill Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Stewie Griffin 6 13
Stewie notes that he has had bigger challenges that teaching Chris, like trying to dress Jonah Hill for the Oscars.
Tony2.png Tony Sirico II Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Stewie Griffin 7 13
Stewie gets a second warning from Tony.
Bloddyball.png Bloody handkerchief ball Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Stewie Griffin 8 13
Stewie notes that he searched the bloody handkerchief ball on the RMS Titanic.
Brianshower.png Sex in the shower Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Brian Griffin 9 13
Brian laments that he has never successfully made love to a woman in the shower.
MegorTV.png Easy choice Our Idiot Brian Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter reminds Meg that he has had to choose between her and the TV before.
Mightyducks.png The Mighty Ducks Our Idiot Brian Brian Griffin 2 13
Brian imagines Meg as coach of The Mighty Ducks.
Starathelte.png Star athletes Our Idiot Brian Meg Griffin 2a 13
Meg complains about the special treatment the star athletes get, even during school shootings.
Bodyshop.png Body shop Our Idiot Brian Neil Goldman 3 13
Neil has an appointment at the body shop.
Alsobuy.png Something for everyone Our Idiot Brian Stewie Griffin 4 13
Stewie points out that there is something for everyone on Amazon.
60sbobby.png 1960s London Bobby Our Idiot Brian Brian Griffin 5 13
Brian tells Meg that he is always there to help, like a 1960s London policeman.
Lincolncab.png Lincoln's cabinet Our Idiot Brian Brian Griffin 6 13
Brian was worried that he would stick out while posing as Meg like the once guy in Abraham Lincoln's cabinet without a beard.
Roaring20s.png Party Like It's the Roaring Twenties Our Idiot Brian Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter decides to introduce Brian to being dumb
Dumbemail.png Mildly funny e-mail Our Idiot Brian Peter Griffin 8 13
Peter points out the upside of being dumb, like forwarding mildly funny e-mails that people have seen before.
Centipedemill.png Centipede among millipedes Our Idiot Brian Peter Griffin 9 13
Peter believes Brian is fitting in better at being dumb than a centipede among millipedes.
Suicidehotline.png Suicide hotline Our Idiot Brian Peter Griffin 10 13
Peter points out that he is good in a crisis, like when he worked the suicide hotline.
Avengers.png The Avengers Our Idiot Brian Stewie Griffin 11 13
Stewie regards Brian as useless as Black Widow is to The Avengers.
Asiansalon.png Doomed to fail Our Idiot Brian Stewie Griffin 12 13
Stewie resigns himself that his attempt to help Brian was doomed to fail, like an Asian guy going to a salon.
Spacedog.png Space dog Our Idiot Brian Stewie Griffin 13 13
Stewie laments that he has lost Brian forever, like the dog the Russians shot into space.
Wizheart.png Tin Man's heart This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 1 13
After moving up in preschool, Stewie feels just like the Tin Man after the Wizard gave him his heart.
Congress.png Stranger things This Little Piggy Meg Griffin 2 13
Meg starts to accept being a model, nothing stranger things have happened.
JohnEdwards.png John Edwards This Little Piggy Meg Griffin 3 13
Meg accuses her parents of being worse than John Edwards.
MontyHall.png Making a deal This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 4 13
Stewie brags that he is good at making a deal.
Frazerdog.png Eddie Crane This Little Piggy Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter believes that Meg missed her chance at being a celebrity as the dog on Frasier.
Baptistchior.png Road trip This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 6 13
Stewie and Brian take a road trip with The Quahog Baptist Choir.
JasonBiggs.png Encouragement This Little Piggy Evan 7 13
Evan notes that everyone needs encourgement, like Jason Biggs got from his grandfather.
Clausturtle.png Claustrophobic turtle This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 8 13
Stewie vows not to live his life like a claustrophobic turtle.
Megboy.png One little snip This Little Piggy Peter Griffin 9 13
Peter has a flashback to Meg's birth.
Boppo.png Never back down This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 10 13
Stewie vows to never back down, like Boppo the Inflatable Punching Clown.
DrFinklestein.png Dr. Finklestein This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 11 13
Stewie considers Brian a monster, just like Dr. Finklestein.
Popularteacher.png Popular teacher This Little Piggy Stewie Griffin 12 13
Stewie notes that he learned a lot from his roadtrip, like that he new preschool teacher was popular for being topless at the Rhode Island Folk Festival.
Roadtrip2.png Meg's field trip Quagmire's Mom Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter reminds Meg of taking her on a field trip.
Quitjob.png Stewie quits his job Quagmire's Mom Stewie Griffin 2 13
Stewie quits his job after believing that Peter wrote him a check for a million dollars.
DirtyHarry.png Dirty Harry Quagmire's Mom Stewie Griffin 3 13
Stewie notes that Peter will get a bigger surprise than Dirty Harry.
Karaokephase.png Peter's karaoke phase Quagmire's Mom Lois Griffin 4 13
Lois has a flashback to Peter's karaoke phase.
Wildthings.png Where the Wild Things Were Quagmire's Mom Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter looks back on having an adventure.
TheGeneral.png The General Quagmire's Mom Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter reminds Quagmire of his car insurance commercials.
Santamail.png Letters for Santa Quagmire's Mom Peter Griffin 7 13
Santa's letters are intercepted by Peter.
Robbie.png Growing up montage Quagmire's Mom Glenn Quagmire 8 13
Quagmire has a series of flashbacks about growing up with a sexually promiscuous mom.
Birthdaysurprise.png Surprise Quagmire's Mom Peter Griffin 9 13
Peter hadn't been that surprised since his bithday.
Brangelina.png Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Quagmire's Mom Glenn Quagmire 10 13
Quagmire accuses his mom of being a worse parent than Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie.
Trikeplate.png Vanity plate Encyclopedia Griffin Stewie Griffin 1 13
Stewie notes that his tricycle had a vanity plate that would likely not apply to the thief.
Huey Lewis.png Huey Lewis and the Jews Encyclopedia Griffin Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter believes he and the guys make a great team, like Huey Lewis and the Jews.
JetLi.png Jet Li Encyclopedia Griffin Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter considers searching Chris' room for stolen items a bigger waste of time than writing tough guy dialog for Jet Li.
DonkeyKong.png Donkey Kong Encyclopedia Griffin Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter thinks Chris girlfriend doll is weirder than the secret level of Donkey Kong.
Hotwings.png Hot wings Encyclopedia Griffin Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter points out that on their last time together that Lois watched him eat hot wings.
Asiansubway.png Old Asian subway riders Encyclopedia Griffin Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter teaches old Asians how to ride the subway.
Dearpenthouse.png Dear Penthouse Encyclopedia Griffin Chris Griffin 7 13
Chris has a story for Penthouse.
JoeVacationsong.png Creative voice mail messages Encyclopedia Griffin Peter Griffin 8 13
Peter considers Lois more annoying than creative voice mail messages.
Appleoranges.png Apples and Oranges Encyclopedia Griffin Lois Griffin 9 13
Lois notes that she and Peter are like apples and oranges.
Hamsterdance.png Hamster Dance Encyclopedia Griffin Lois Griffin 10 13
Lois figures that Chris will get over Heather, like he got over his "Hamster Dance" Tourette's Syndrome.
JackJill.png Jack and Jill Stewie Is Enceinte Stewie Griffin 1 13
Stewie declares that he and Brian are inseperable, like Jack and Jill.
Shushpeter.png Shush, Peter Stewie Is Enceinte Stewie Griffin 1a 13
Stewie hopes that he and Brian can hang out and watch Lois try to shush Peter while they watch Nashville.
JosABank.png Jos. A. Bank Stewie Is Enceinte Stewie Griffin 2 13
Stewie's idea to have a baby with Brian is his best idea since he robbed Jos. A. Bank.
RonLivingstonParents.png Ron Livingston's parents Stewie Is Enceinte Stewie Griffin 3 13
Stewie looks forward to being a proud parent, like Ron Livingston's parents.
BusterKeaton.png Buster Keaton Stewie Is Enceinte Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter belives that he and the guys will surprise people with their viral video, just like Buster Keaton did in his first talking picture.
MichelleObama.png Obamacare Stewie Is Enceinte Stewie Griffin 4a 13
Stewie wants to know if he should send his prenatal care bill to President Barack Obama. He later complains to Michelle Obama about their rooming location when invited for an Obamacare speech.
Mary Beth.png Baby shower Stewie Is Enceinte Stewie Griffin, Brian 5 13
Brian is surprised that Stewie had a baby shower.
Wranglerjeans.png Perceptive Dr. C & The Women Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter thinks he is pretty perceptive, being able to pick out the guys that beat their wives in a Wrangler Jeans commercial.
DocMartins.png Doc Martens Dr. C & The Women Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter belives Cleveland is all about helping out others, like Doc Martens.
Uhoh2.png Oh, oh Dr. C & The Women Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter can't understand how he is a problem when all he does is sit in the bathroom and play on his phone.
Peterwords.png Doing stuff together Dr. C & The Women Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter has Lois keep track of all the words he knows.
Deepsquid.png Something inks Dr. C & The Women Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter feels lower than a squid at the bottom of the ocean.
Segwaycop.png Cop on a Segway Dr. C & The Women Meg Griffin 6 13
Meg thinks her run-in with Marla was crazier than a cop on a Segway.
McRib.png McRib #JOLO Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter admits that he and the family are easily won over by a good ad campaign.
Joefashion.png Fashion diplomacy #JOLO Joe Swanson 2 13
Joe tells of being burned by fashion previously.
Maracas.png Band practice #JOLO Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter worries about missing band practice.
HumptyDumpty.png Humpty Dumpty #JOLO Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter figures Joe will pull himself back together, just like Humpty Dumpty did.
PennyFarthing.png Penny-farthing bicycle #JOLO Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter is as happy as the guy who invented the penny-farthing bicycle.
Loisjeans.png Lois' jeans #JOLO Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter believes in supporting Joe, like Joe did for him the time he wore Lois' jeans.
Peterfuneral2.png Peter's funeral #JOLO Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter imagines his own funeral.
Cruiseshipconga.png Cruise ship conga line Once Bitten Brian Griffin 1 13
Brian tries to dismiss being sick, claiming to have more energy than a cruise ship conga line.
Warsawglobetrotters.png Warsaw Globetrotters Once Bitten Chris Griffin 2 13
suggests that he and Neil Goldman work better together than the Warsaw Globtrotters.
Peteinthebox.png Pete in the Box Once Bitten Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter figures it should be easy to take Brian by surprise since he once was a "Pete in the Box".
Morgan Fairchild.png Fart hole Once Bitten Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter explains that even Morgan Fairchild has a fart hole.
Lesbiancrotch.png Lesbian crotch Once Bitten Brian Griffin 5 13
Brian feels more powerful than a lesbian crotch.
Brianbath.png Brian's bath Once Bitten Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter takes Brian's bath for him.
StewieCollege.png Stewie goes to college Once Bitten Stewie Griffin 7 13
Stewie thinks that sending Brian to school is great since he had a blast in college.
Lawerproposal.png Betrayed Once Bitten Chris Griffin 8 13
Chris feels as betrayed as the time he thought a lawyer was going to propose to him.
Developdisabledwhale.png Developmentally disabled whale Once Bitten Peter Griffin 9 13
Peter and Brian were as close as a whale and his developmentally disabled brother.
AdrienPeterson.png Adrian Peterson Roasted Guy Glenn Quagmire 1 13
Quagmire notes that Peter is more excited than Adrian Peterson in an arboretum.
PreemieVolcano.png Premature volcano Roasted Guy Peter Griffin 2 13
Peter feels as humiliated as a premature volcano.
Pandapillows.png Blending in Roasted Guy Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter blends in with his new friends like a panda in a bed full of pillows.
Mammogram.png Mammograms Roasted Guy Peter Griffin 4 13
Peter and his new female friends all get mammograms.
Midwesterngirl.png Midwestern teenager Roasted Guy Brian 5 13
Brian tells Peter that his friends are talking trash like girls picking on the new Midwestern teenager in school.
PeterRoastedGuy.png Stealing Peter's lunch Roasted Guy Peter Griffin 6 13
Peter vows to discover if his new friends are talking trash behind his back, like when he found out who was taking his lunch at work.
PhilRobert.png Nasty wolf pack Roasted Guy Peter Griffin 7 13
Peter compares his female friends to a nasty wolf pack.
WatchBG.png Battlestar Galactica Roasted Guy Lois Griffin 8 13
Lois considers their revenge a fun activity, like watching Battlestar Galactica together.
Bigdumpster.png Big dumpster Fighting Irish Peter Griffin 1 13
Peter thnks that Quagfest is the biggest thing since the big dumpster on the front lawn.
Operabeer.png Sneaking beer into the opera Fighting Irish Joe Swanson 2 13
LoneRangerTonto.png Lone Ranger & Tonto Fighting Irish Stewie Griffin 3 13
Stewie considers Lois and himself a team, like the Lone Ranger & Tonto.
Woodchuck.png Woodchuck doctor Fighting Irish Stewie Griffin 4 13
Stewie intends to be as irresistible to Landon's mom as wood to a woodchuck.
Deadman1.png First dead man Fighting Irish Liam Neeson 5 13
Liam launches an unfunny cutaway when he threatens Peter.
Babsrapvideo.png Bab's rap video Take My Wife Carter Pewterschmidt 1 13
Carter explains that Babs is occupied being the stuffy old lady who comes around in a rap video.
Owlletter.png Owl mail Take My Wife Lois Griffin 2 13
Lois notes that Peter hasn't been so excited since he got a letter from an owl.
Stockplanefootage.png Stock footage Take My Wife Peter Griffin 3 13
Peter interrupts the costly previous cutaway to use stock footage of a vintage plane crash.
UofPhe.png University of Phoenix Take My Wife Stewie Griffin 4 13
Stewie objects to Carter taking away his laptop, wondering how he'll get his law degree from the University of Phoenix.
Museumhome.png Museum behavior Take My Wife Peter Griffin 5 13
Peter realizes the trip to the Bahamas was a bad idea, like the time he introduced museum behavior into the home.
Boublewrap.png Bublé Wrap Take My Wife Stewie Griffin 6 13
Stewie hasn't been as excited to dress up for dinner since he got to play with "Bublé Wrap."
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