Cutaway Gags Season 14

Screenshot	Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
	Naptime	Pilling Them Softly	Miss Tammy	1	14
	Stewie's teacher notes that he has been bothering the other students at naptime.
	Javier Bardem	Pilling Them Softly	Peter Griffin	2	14
	Peter has to give Javier Bardem a haircut.
	NASCAR cheering	Pilling Them Softly	Peter Griffin	3	14
	Peter claims to be good at cheering people on, like at NASCAR.
	Big mistake	Pilling Them Softly	Brian	4	14
	Brian compares Stewie's pills to inviting a turtle to a party.
	Energized	Pilling Them Softly	Brian	5	14
	Brian claims to have more energy than the guy who caught a t-shirt.
	Father's Day	Papa Has A Rollin' Son	Glenn Quagmire	1	14
	Quagmire spends Father's Day shopping at the mall with his dad.
	Break-up rodeo clown	Papa Has A Rollin' Son	Peter Griffin	2	14
	Peter once worked as a break-up rodeo clown.
	Rudolph the Uncircumcised Reindeer	Papa Has A Rollin' Son	Stewie Griffin	3	14
	Stewie worries about being an outcast, like Rudolph the Uncircumcised Reindeer.
	OBGYN	Papa Has A Rollin' Son	Peter Griffin	4	14
	Peter claims to be great at keeping secrets, like the time he was an OBGYN.
	Boston fortune cookie	Papa Has A Rollin' Son	Peter Griffin	5	14
	Peter compares Joe's negativity to a Boston fortune cookie.
	Charles Dickens	Papa Has A Rollin' Son	Joe Swanson	6	14
	Being betrayed by Peter hurts like the dickens.
	Karate guy	Papa Has A Rollin' Son	Stewie Griffin	7	14
	Stewie thinks Tom Cruise is creepier than the guy practicing karate in front of the mirror.
	Social media	Guy, Robot	Stewie Griffin	1	14
	Stewie feels like he is the only one in the house that “gets” social media.
	Jet ski license	Guy, Robot	Brian	2	14
	Brian's stealing of jokes from Stewie goes easier than getting your jet ski license.
	Vin Diesel	Guy, Robot	Stewie Griffin	3	14
	Stewie was Vin Diesel's acting coach.
	Beet salad	Guy, Robot	Brian	4	14
	Brian finds Stewie's robot Lyle more disturbing than a dump after having beet salad.
	Waiting	Guy, Robot	Peter Griffin	5	14
	Peter hates waiting for things.
	Buffalo Bill	Guy, Robot	Peter Griffin	6	14
	Peter hasn't been so desperate to find something since Meg was kidnapped by a maniac.
	Blueberry Hill	Guy, Robot	Peter Griffin	7	14
	Peter finds his thrill on Blueberry Hill.
	Butt house	Peternormal Activity	Peter Griffin	1	14
	Peter claims to be as creative as the first spider to spin a web.
	Dump in the shower	Peternormal Activity	Stewie Griffin	2	14
	Stewie insists Brian is worse than people who take dumps in the shower.
	The Aspys	Peternormal Activity	Peter Griffin	3	14
	Peter notes that the guys' early horror film planning is a bigger waste of time than the Asperger's Awards.
	Monster cat	Peternormal Activity	Peter Griffin	4	14
	Peter outlines his idea of a monster horror movie.
	Zombie film	Peternormal Activity	Cleveland Brown	5	14
	Cleveland pitches his idea for a zombie movie.
	Evil bar of soap	Peternormal Activity	Peter Griffin	6	14
	Peter comes up with another idea involving an evil bar of soap.
	An Affair to Remember	Peternormal Activity	Glenn Quagmire	7	14
	Quagmire notes that if cellphones had always worked, movies would only be two minutes long.
	Cops in jail	Peternormal Activity	Joe Swanson	8	14
	Joe explains what happens to cops in jail.
	Johnny Wind Chimes	Peternormal Activity	Peter Griffin	9	14
	Peter declares Quagmire a worse accomplice than Johnny Wind Chimes.
	Defcon 1	Peter, Chris, & Brian	Peter Griffin, Chris Griffin	1	14
	Peter explains to Chris that when the family reaches Defcon 1, they see a dog wearing a wig, then agrees to show it anyway.
	Fish & Chips and fat guys	Peter, Chris, & Brian	Glenn Quagmire	2	14
	Quagmire declares that they are all a team, like fish & chips and fat guys.
	Pai Gow poker	Peter, Chris, & Brian	Peter Griffin	3	14
	Getting invited into Peter's mother's old house is easier than playing Pai Gow poker.
	Nothing but net	Peter, Chris, & Brian	Peter Griffin	4	14
	Peter claims he never did anything important except beat Larry Bird for a sandwich.
	Mumford & Sons	Peter, Chris, & Brian	Peter Griffin	5	14
	Peter vows to make Chris a success, like Mumford did with his son.
	Mission Control	Peter, Chris, & Brian	Brian	6	14
	Brian believes Chris could become like a thoughtful mission control leader.
	Walk Like an Egyptian	Peter, Chris, & Brian	Lois Griffin	7	14
	Lois assures Peter that Chris will grow out of his current phase, like Peter grew out of his “Walk Like An Egyptian” phase.
	The parting of the buffet line	Peter, Chris, & Brian	Chris Griffin	8	14
	Chris declares Brian a fraud, like Moses.
	Monster Energy	Peter's Sister	Stewie Griffin	1	14
	Stewie believes that Lois could use a shot of the energy drink he created.
	Uncle Dan	Peter's Sister	Peter Griffin	2	14
	Peter doesn't talk about his tickling uncle.
	Alternate ending	Peter's Sister	Peter Griffin	3	14
	Peter is convinced that Karen's visit will be a disaster, just like the alternate ending to Back to the Future.
	Andrea the Giant	Peter's Sister	Glenn Quagmire	4	14
	Quagmire recalls Karen calling out another wrestler following 9/11.
	Super spooge	Peter's Sister	Glenn Quagmire	5	14
	Quagmire mentions that Karen is strong, like Superman on a date.
	White House	Peter's Sister	Peter Griffin	6	14
	Peter agrees to pretend to like his sister since he's lied before.
	Happy Fourth of July Jack Skellington	Peter's Sister	Peter Griffin	7	14
	Peter claims that Karen is ruining Thanksgiving the way Tim Burton ruined the 4th of July.
	Muhammad Ali	Peter's Sister	Meg Griffin	8	14
	Meg questions what would have happened if Muhammad Ali had quit.
	Getting cut	Peter's Sister	Peter Griffin	9	14
	Karen makes Peter feel worse than a guy getting cut from a baseball team.
	Chico's Monkey Farm	Peter's Sister	Peter Griffin	10	14
	Peter has always wanted to put his sister in her place and go to Chico's Monkey Farm.
	Pheasant on the glass	Hot Pocket-Dial	Peter Griffin	1	14
	Peter wants the same dish he had last time at Smitty's, the pheasant on the glass.
	New kid	Hot Pocket-Dial	Peter Griffin	2	14
	When Peter becomes a “toothpick guy,” he sits outside of the rec center and asks every kid if they are the “new kid.”
	Fish market	Hot Pocket-Dial	Peter Griffin	3	14
	Peter works at the fish market.
	Hernia	Hot Pocket-Dial	Lois Griffin	4	14
	Chris gets a hernia from lifting manholes while looking for the Teenage Ninja Turtles.
	Broccoli	Hot Pocket-Dial	Peter Griffin	5	14
	Meg ruins broccoli for Peter.
	Men's coat	Hot Pocket-Dial	Glenn Quagmire	6	14
	Quagmire considers Peter a good friend, unlike Cleveland.
	"You're Hideous"	Hot Pocket-Dial	Brian	7	14
	Brian warns Peter not to be passive-aggressive, like a song in an old musical.
	Tampa Bay	Hot Pocket-Dial	Stewie Griffin	8	14
	Stewie notes that Peter's picnic turned ugly fast, just like his trip to Tampa Bay.
	Sex drive	Hot Pocket-Dial	Lois Griffin	9	14
	Lois notes that Quagmire has always had a potent sex drive, just like at his grandmother's funeral.
	Walk of shame	Hot Pocket-Dial	Peter Griffin	10	14
	Peter feels that Quagmire should be dealt with in an appropriate manner.
	Parasailing	Hot Pocket-Dial	Joe Swanson	11	14
	Joe recalls the time Quagmire took him parasailing.
	Auschwitz	Hot Pocket-Dial	Peter Griffin	12	14
	Peter claims that Lois is always tricking him into going places that he doesn't want to visit.
	Eating an artichoke	Brokeback Swanson	Stewie Griffin	1	14
	Stewie predicts that Brian's date with Tori will not end well, like eating an artichoke.
	Claw machine	Brokeback Swanson	Brian	2	14
	Brian believes that fooling Vic to have sex with Tori is the biggest ripoff outside of the claw machine at the arcade.
	Daft Punk	Brokeback Swanson	Brian	3	14
	Brian considers his sexual arrangement with Tori a sweet gig, like being a member of Daft Punk.
	Thesaurus-asaurus	Brokeback Swanson	Brian	4	14
	Brian considers Vic even scarier than a thesaurus-asaurus.
	Hogwarts	Brokeback Swanson	Peter Griffin	5	14
	Peter thinks that Joe will fit in fine at his nursing home, unlike the time he went to Hogwarts.
	Trapped	Brokeback Swanson	Brian	6	14
	Brian feels trapped like a baseball announcer.
	Small talk	A Shot in the Dark	Peter Griffin	1	14
	Peter advises Joe to take a class on small talk.
	The Easy Button	A Shot in the Dark	Peter Griffin	2	14
	Peter finds that getting guns is easier than the “Easy Button.”
	Serious George	A Shot in the Dark	Peter Griffin	3	14
	Peter takes his job seriously, like Serious George.
	Speed sign	A Shot in the Dark	Peter Griffin	4	14
	Peter hasn't felt so bad since he drove by a speed sign.
	Gay Aborigines	A Shot in the Dark	Peter Griffin	5	14
	Peter points out that he loves all people, even gay Aborigines.
	3-way	A Shot in the Dark	Peter Griffin	6	14
	Peter's dream 3-way is with S. Epatha Merkerson and C. C. H. Pounder.
	Basketball	A Shot in the Dark	Peter Griffin	7	14
	Peter sets out to prove he isn't racist by playing basketball at the YMCA.
	JAG fanfiction	A Shot in the Dark	Carter Pewterschmidt	8	14
	Carter assures Peter that he can come up with a good story to bail Peter out, unlike when he read his JAG fanfiction at the N.C.I.S. convention.
	Naughty party line	Candy Quahog Marshmallow!	Peter Griffin	1	14
	Peter claims to be a dirty guy, pointing out his naughty late-night party line commercials.
	The Shawshank Redemption	Candy Quahog Marshmallow!	Peter Griffin	2	14
	Obsessed with Quagmire's Korean soap opera, Peter declares he hasn't been into something so big since The Shawshank Redemption.
	German producer	Candy Quahog Marshmallow!	Peter Griffin	3	14
	Unable to find the final tape of Quagmire's soap opera, Peter realizes how a German movie producer felt in post-WWII Germany.
	Dave Navarro	Candy Quahog Marshmallow!	Peter Griffin	4	14
	If the guys can't find the final episode of Quagmire's soap opera, they're screwed, just like anyone who goes scuba diving with Dave Navarro.
	Who’s the Boss?	Candy Quahog Marshmallow!	Peter Griffin	5	14
	Peter fools his boss to get out of work by holding the phone up to Who’s the Boss?'.
	“Where American Johnny?”	Candy Quahog Marshmallow!	Sujin	6	14
	Sujin is able to find Quagmire through her “Where American Johnny?” app on her cell phone.
	Cute couple	Candy Quahog Marshmallow!	Peter Griffin	7	14
	Peter thinks Quagmire and Sujin make a cute couple, like Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man.
	Half-man, half-horse	Candy Quahog Marshmallow!	Peter Griffin	8	14
	Finding the last episode of Winter/Summer is everything Peter dream of. That. And becoming half-man, half-horse.
	Chili's hostess	Candy Quahog Marshmallow!	Peter Griffin	9	14
	Peter is ready to dump Lois when another woman pays him the slightest bit of attention.
	Silly hunter	The Peanut Butter Kid	Peter Griffin	1	14
	Peter vows to provide for the family, even if he has to shoot their dinner.
	Metal detector guy	The Peanut Butter Kid	Peter Griffin	2	14
	Peter decides to spend his days judging tourists while skin browns and hardens after becoming a metal detector guy.
	“I'm Gonna Barf on the White House” blog	The Peanut Butter Kid	Peter Griffin	3	14
	Peter believes that the military may have come for his “I'm Gonna Barf on the White House” blog.
	Usher	The Peanut Butter Kid	Peter Griffin	4	14
	The day Peter bought the metal detector was the second happiest day of his life.
	Queen of Burlesque Griffin	The Peanut Butter Kid	Peter Griffin	5	14
	Stewie is the first celebrity in the family since Peter's great-aunt, Queen of Burlesque Griffin.
	Rich guy socks	The Peanut Butter Kid	Peter Griffin	6	14
	Peter notes that he hasn't done anything fancy since he bought those rich guy socks.
	Sunny-side up	The Peanut Butter Kid	Peter Griffin	7	14
	Peter declares that Stewie is happier than a sunny-side up egg.
	9/11 museum	The Peanut Butter Kid	Stewie Griffin	8	14
	Stewie hasn't seen Peter so upset since he went to the 9/11 museum.
	Anne Hathaway's parents	The Peanut Butter Kid	Peter Griffin	9	14
	Peter feels that being a celebrity parent makes him understand what it is like to be Anne Hathaway's parents.
	Hotel business center	The Peanut Butter Kid	Brian	10	14
	Brian reminds Stewie that Peter is an idiot, reminding him of the time that Peter tried to use a hotel business center.
	Godzilla	The Peanut Butter Kid	Stewie Griffin	11	14
	Stewie vows to become a monster, like when Godzilla attacked Haiti.
	Drugs and dancing	The Peanut Butter Kid	Stewie Griffin	12	14
	Stewie makes plans for his future.
	Carter goes crazy	Scammed Yankees	Lois Griffin	1	14
	Lois notes that the last time Babs left Carter alone he went crazy and moved the furniture around.
	Ballpark food	Scammed Yankees	Peter Griffin	2	14
	Peter figures that spending the day with Carter is going to be worse than eating at a ballpark.
	Ants at a picnic	Scammed Yankees	Brian	3	14
	Brian considers Meg and her friends more annoying than ants at a picnic.
	Guy's wedding day	Scammed Yankees	Peter Griffin	4	14
	Peter believes that Carter making a million dollars would make him happier than a guy on his wedding day.
	Clowning around	Scammed Yankees	Brian	5	14
	Brian seeing Patty's hot body is a bigger surprise than when he found out Joe was a clown.
	Changes	Scammed Yankees	Peter Griffin	6	14
	Peter wonders if Africa will change Carter and himself.
	Rumps	Scammed Yankees	Stewie Griffin	7	14
	Stewie observes that Brian wants Patty more than he wanted the new iPhone.
	Jean suit	An App a Day	Peter Griffin	1	14
	Peter considers phone apps a game changer, like the guy that invented wearing sports jackets with jeans.
	Kelly and Michael	An App a Day	Stewie Griffin	2	14
	Stewie considers hitting the treadmill at the club gym and watching Kelly and Michael.
	Bearbnb	An App a Day	Peter Griffin	3	14
	Peter accidentally books a room through Bearbnb.
	Grinder app	An App a Day	Peter Griffin	4	14
	Peter meets with a guy from his Grinder app.
	Meg's wedding	An App a Day	Meg Griffin	5	14
	Meg pretends to have a wedding with Duane Chapman.
	Working out	An App a Day	Chris Griffin	6	14
	Chris sets up a list of people that exposing themselves worked out for.
	Nude weigh-in	An App a Day	Stewie Griffin	7	14
	Stewie notes that frail old men weigh themselves in the nude at the Quahog Racquet Club.
	Rizzoli & Isles	An App a Day	Stewie Griffin	8	14
	Stewie thinks his teaming up with Brian could work out, like the woman from Rizzoli & Isles and her husband.
	Hawaii	An App a Day	Peter Griffin	9	14
	Peter believes Chris' situation couldn't be worse than their trip to Hawaii.
	Pariah	An App a Day	Chris Griffin	10	14
	Chris complains that no one wants anything to do with him anymore.
	1st place	An App a Day	Stewie Griffin	11	14
	Stewie already knows where he will place the trophy from the doubles tennis tournament.
	Self-serve checkout	An App a Day	Peter Griffin	12	14
	Peter notes that Chris seems sharper than the time he used the self-serve checkout at the grocery store.
	Oliver Platt	Underage Peter	Joe Swanson	1	14
	Joe notes that Peter looks like Oliver Platt climbing a flight of stairs after trying Cleveland's hot sauce.
	Yanket	Underage Peter	Peter Griffin	2	14
	Peter finds making money doing stunts is easier than when he invented the “Yanket.”
	Boiling pot	Underage Peter	Peter Griffin	3	14
	Peter notes that sitting in the bar sober is more boring than watching a pot boil.
	Pointing birds	Underage Peter	Peter Griffin	4	14
	Peter uses the dead birds that Brian gives him to point at things.
	Tetherball	Underage Peter	Peter Griffin	5	14
	Peter decides to wait in the park until sunup and then be the best at tetherball.
	13 inches	Underage Peter	Peter Griffin	6	14
	Peter claims he has never lied except once.
	Thomas Edison	Underage Peter	Peter Griffin	7	14
	Peter questions what would have happened in Thomas Edison had given up.
	ShamPeter	A Lot Going On Upstairs	Peter Griffin	1	14
	Peter is worried that Stewie will keep him up when he has two shows the next day.
	Couchella	A Lot Going On Upstairs	Peter Griffin	2	14
	Peter remembers that the couch is at Couchella for the weekend.
	Cartoon sheriff	A Lot Going On Upstairs	Peter Griffin	3	14
	After Peter hears about the futon in the attic, he declares that he will sleep better than a cartoon sheriff.
	Night shift	A Lot Going On Upstairs	Stewie Griffin	4	14
	Stewie believes he can stay awake by getting a job on the night shift at a supermarket.
	Scumbag Spock	The Heartbreak Dog	Brian	1	14
	After kissing Bonnie, Brian feels like a bigger scumbag than Mr. Spock.
	Hidden shame	The Heartbreak Dog	Peter Griffin	2	14
	Peter claims to be good at hiding secrets, except for the time Brian discovered Peter's hidden shame.
	Silent movie porn	The Heartbreak Dog	Brian	3	14
	Brian notes a relationship with Bonnie could never work, like porn movies before sound.
	Logjam	The Heartbreak Dog	Chris Griffin	4	14
	Chris urges Meg to hurry with their theft, or they will be in bigger trouble than a fat guy at a water park.
	Crossword puzzle	The Heartbreak Dog	Bonnie Swanson	5	14
	Bonnie claims it was torture watching Joe do crossword puzzles.
	Small Wonder	The Heartbreak Dog	Chris Griffin	6	14
	Chris decides they need to do the right thing, like the dad from Small Wonder.
	AC/DC	Take a Letter	Brian, Peter Griffin	1	14
	Brian wonders why AC/DC guitarist Angus Young wears his schoolboy uniform.
	Judd Hirsch	Take a Letter	Stewie Griffin	2	14
	Stewie belives he is were he belongs at Chadwick, like Judd Hirsch at the giant sweater store.
	Franklin Delano Roosevelt	Take a Letter	Stewie Griffin	3	14
	Stewie worries if pretending to be rich is living a lie, like FDR.
	Uncomfortable family relations	Take a Letter	Lois Griffin	4	14
	Peter won't discuss uncomfortable family relations unless there is a crackling fire to puctuate the conversation.
	Eyes Wide Shut party	Take a Letter	Stewie Griffin	5	14
	Carter and Babs are busy attending an Eyes Wide Shut party.
	Achilles	Take a Letter	Lois Griffin	6	14
	Lois admits that jelousey is her weankess, like Achilles' heel.
	First driver's license	Take a Letter	Stewie Griffin	7	14
	Stewie looks forward to being as popular as the first kid in school to get his driver's license.
	The Peter-Catcher	Take a Letter	Peter Griffin	8	14
	Peter has never been known for being able to say no, that's how he got into trouble with the Peter-catcher.
	Donald Sterling	Take a Letter	Stewie Griffin	9	14
	Stewie reveals that he paid for party by dating Donald Sterling for two weeks.
	Crabapples	The New Adventures of Old Tom	Peter Griffin	1	14
	Peter explains that he and the guys wore out Lois' underwear shooing crabapples.
	Scam	The New Adventures of Old Tom	Brian	2	14
	Brian pursues a scam, like Theodore Roosevelt being on Mount Rushmore.
	Silence of the lamb	The New Adventures of Old Tom	Peter Griffin	3	14
	After being left alone at the Quahog Mall, Peter claims he hasn't been so scared since the silence of the lamb.
	The Voice	The New Adventures of Old Tom	Peter Griffin	4	14
	Peter believes he can do anything when he sets his mind to it, like appearing on The Voice.
	Shirt.gov	The New Adventures of Old Tom	N/A	5	14
	The show is interrupted by a jingle for Shirt.gov.
	Charlie Rose	The New Adventures of Old Tom	Peter Griffin	6	14
	Peter notes how far Charlie Rose has fallen.
	Born to be a newsman	The New Adventures of Old Tom	Tom Tucker	7	14
	Tom claims that he was born to be a newsman.
	Billy Zane	The New Adventures of Old Tom	Tom Tucker	8	14
	Tom notes that his career is over, like Billy Zane's.
	Sexy Librarian	Run, Chris, Run	Chris Griffin	1	14
	Chris figures he might surprise everyone, like finding out a buttoned-up librarian is super sexy.
	Masturbation time	Run, Chris, Run	Peter Griffin	2	14
	Peter notes that if Cleveland checked his Twitter feed, he'd be aware of the times he was masturbating.
	Painful	Run, Chris, Run	Stewie Griffin	3	14
	Stewie claims that Chris' election speech is hard to watch, like a Bourne movie where they couldn't get Matt Damon.
	One Direction	Run, Chris, Run	Stewie Griffin	4	14
	Stewie claims to be great at connection with the high school kids generation, like the time he went camping with One Direction.
	The Decemberists	Run, Chris, Run	Peter Griffin	5	14
	Peter admits that sometimes people just want to be with their own kind, like the audience at a Decemberists concert.
	Actor-writer-director	Run, Chris, Run	Stewie Griffin	6	14
	Stewie compares Chris to an actor-writer-director in his arrogance.
	Goodyear blimps	Run, Chris, Run	Cleveland Brown	7	14
	Cleveland believes his friendship with Jerome was a bad idea, just like Goodyear's advertising strategy.
	Chris' first kiss	Run, Chris, Run	Chris Griffin	8	14
	Chris declares that homecoming will be the greatest night of his life, even better than when he got his first kiss.
	William Shakespeare	Road to India	Brian	1	14
	Brian notes that sometimes fame brings unwanted attention, as happened to William Shakespeare.
	Defiance	Road to India	Peter Griffin	2	14
	Peter reminds Lois how much he hates being told what to do.
	Jeb Bush	Road to India	Stewie, Brian	3	14
	Stewie and Brian compare Consuela to Jeb Bush's wife Columba.
	Tori Spelling Bee	Road to India	Peter Griffin	4	14
	Peter exclaims that his bingo win was the only time he had ever won something, other than the Tori Spelling Bee.
	Thunderfart	Road to India	Peter Griffin	5	14
	Peter claims the only thing he has been good at is hiding his farts during a thunderstorm.
	Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin	Road to India	Stewie Griffin	6	14
	Stewie concedes that Padma and Brian make a cute couple, although he notes that so did Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.