Cutaway Gags Season 16

Screenshot	Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
	Best Cutaway	Emmy-Winning Episode	Peter Griffin	1	16
	Peter declares that he and Cleveland will be better partners than "the old lady’s eyeballs" in Downton Abbey, giving Maggie Smith an Emmy for "Best Cutaway."
	Orange is the New Black	Emmy-Winning Episode	Lois Griffin	2	16
	Lois reveals her dark side.
	Ryan O'Neil	Emmy-Winning Episode	Peter Griffin	3	16
	Peter uses a clip of Ryan O'Neil from A Bridge Too Far in order to convey his shock at discovering a conspiracy against Family Guy in its attempt to win an Emmy.
	Live-Action Chicken Fight	Emmy-Winning Episode	Peter Griffin	4	16
	Peter presents a live-action chicken fight starring Ty Burrell, who is also handed an Emmy, but turns it down for not having any more room in his house.
	Courtside	Foxx in the Men House	Brian	1	16
	Brian notes that they haven’t done anything as a family since they sat courtside at an NBA game.
	Relaxation	Foxx in the Men House	Peter Griffin	2	16
	Peter in a women’s restroom feels as relaxed as a chick on Facebook with her legs crossed in front of a pool.
	Rookie firefighter	Foxx in the Men House	Peter Griffin	3	16
	Peter hasn’t been so embarrassed since he was a rookie firefighter.
	Single-loop roller coaster	Foxx in the Men House	Lois Griffin	4	16
	Lois hasn’t seen Peter so giddy since he discovered a single-loop roller coaster.
	Santa Fe sunset	Foxx in the Men House	Peter Griffin	5	16
	Peter is having an even better time than the time he lived in Santa Fe.
	Photography club	Foxx in the Men House	Stewie Griffin	6	16
	Stewie refuses to introduce Brian to his photography club.
	Kathleen Turner	Foxx in the Men House	Peter Griffin	7	16
	Peter notes that when he commits to something, he goes all the way, like when he had Kathleen Turner’s voice.
	Tomato soup	Foxx in the Men House	Peter Griffin	8	16
	Peter identifies Stryker Foxx’s body.
	Jerry Seinfeld	Foxx in the Men House	Joe Swanson	9	16
	Joe reminds Peter of the time he blew them off to hang out with Jerry Seinfeld.
	Plans	Nanny Goats	Peter Griffin	1	16
	Peter had planned on going down to the guitar center and annoy people.
	Craigslist	Nanny Goats	Peter Griffin	2	16
	Peter thinks Craig must have a long list.
	Good time goat	Nanny Goats	Peter Griffin	3	16
	Peter hopes word doesn’t get around about him milking all of the male goats.
	Delayed reaction	Nanny Goats	Barbara Pewterschmidt	4	16
	Babs points out that Lois has four children to take care of, Peter eventually realizes he’s been insulted."
	Fair use	Nanny Goats	Peter Griffin	5	16
	Peter explains how Family Guy used Mickey Mouse as "Fair use".
	Nasal exhale	Nanny Goats	Peter Griffin	6	16
	Peter notes that he and Lois haven’t gone out since he broke the Guinness world record for longest nasal exhale at a Tina Fey film.
	Independent movie sex	Nanny Goats	Lois Griffin	7	16
	Lois notes that being out with Peter is like independent movie sex.
	One woman show	The D in Apartment 23	Stewie Griffin	1	16
	Stewie doesn’t want to end up like Meg doing sad, one-woman shows.
	Shepherd's pie	The D in Apartment 23	Brian	2	16
	Brian refuses to quit tweeting just like Peter refuses to quit ordering Shepherd’s Pie in restaurants that don’t serve it.
	Dick's Sporting Goods	The D in Apartment 23	Peter Griffin	3	16
	Peter notes that they are still mad at him at Dick’s Sporting Goods.
	Future	Petey IV	Brian	1	16
	Brian decides he can get a job, unlike Ringo.
	Pass the jelly	Petey IV	Lois Griffin	2	16
	Peter always manages to embarrass the family at Lois' parent’s.
	Better than nothing	Petey IV	Peter Griffin	3	16
	Peter things the Russian version of Rocky IV would be better than nothing.
	Lionel Richie	Petey IV	Vladimir Putin	4	16
	Putin’s inquiry of Peter helps Lionel Richie collect a royalty check.
	Ronan Farrow	Petey IV	Peter Griffin	5	16
	Not everything is as it seems.
	Waving back	Crimes and Meg's Demeanor	Peter Griffin	1	16
	Peter tells Meg that crashing a party can’t be any worse than waving at someone who doesn’t wave back.
	The Usual Suspects	Crimes and Meg's Demeanor	Peter Griffin	2	16
	Meg is full of surprises, like the end of The Usual Suspects.
	Fight Club	Crimes and Meg's Demeanor	Stewie Griffin	3	16
	Stewie learned that there are bad people in the world in Fight Club.
	High-powered toilet	Crimes and Meg's Demeanor	Peter Griffin	4	16
	Peter has to deal with some things, like the flush of a high-powered toilet.
	Discrete	Crimes and Meg's Demeanor	Stewie Griffin	5	16
	Stewie promises to be more discrete than a guy standing by himself in the middle of the ocean.
	Peabo Bryson	Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas	Cleveland Brown	1	16
	Cleveland spends the holidays listening to Peabo Bryson with his family.
	Patrick Swayze's hair	Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas	Peter Griffin	2	16
	Peter just wants to bounce through Patrick Swayze’s hair like tall grass.
	MILF-on-a-shelf	Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas	Patrick Swayze	3	16
	Patrick tells of Peter’s death from his "MILF-on-a-shelf."
	Outback steakhouse	Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)	Lois Griffin	1	16
	Lois explains about the previous trip to the "Out" back steakhouse.
	Arthur Valentine	Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)	Lois Griffin	2	16
	Lois explains the origin of Arthur Valentine.
	Valentine's Day	Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)	Stewie Griffin	3	16
	Stewie and Rupert celebrate Valentine’s Day.
	Comedy jail	Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)	Peter Griffin	4	16
	Peter’s bad jokes land him in comedy jail and death row.
	Ronald Reagan & Nancy Reagan	Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)	Brian	5	16
	Brian compares his relationship with Ellie to that of Ron and Nancy Reagan.
	Weird but strong	Dog Bites Bear	Meg Griffin	1	16
	Meg compares Peter and Lois’ relationship to Danny Trejo.
	Redstool	Dog Bites Bear	Peter Griffin	2	16
	Shaking hands with Boo Berry is the greatest thing to happen to Peter since he became a wise-cracking, Fourth wall breaking superhero.
	Danny Trejo is strong	Dog Bites Bear	Vin Diesel	3	16
	Vin Diesel declares that a friend that kills another friend is not strong and Danny Trejo is strong.
	Flashback	Send in Stewie, Please	Dr. Cecil Pritchfield	1	16
	Dr. Cecil Pritchfield starts to tell Stewie about his life as an orphan during the blitz.
	Benny Hill	V is for Mystery	Stewie/Sherlock Holmes	1	16
	Sherlock spies a young Benjamin Hill.
	Gentleman's Wearhouse	V is for Mystery	Lois/Constance	2	16
	Men’s attire for her wedding to Dr. Watson will be provided by Gentleman's Wearhouse.
	Back to normal	V is for Mystery	N/A	3	16
	Peter appears to remind the audience that next week will be a normal episode.
	Las Vegas 1896	V is for Mystery	Brian/Dr. Watson	4	16
	Sherlock Holmes throws Dr. Watson a bachelor party in Las Vegas.
	"The Tale of Constance"	V is for Mystery	Stewie/Sherlock Holmes	5	16
	Sherlock notes that one day there will be a pretentious musical about Constance one day.
	The Love Boat	V is for Mystery	Brian/Dr. Watson	6	16
	Dr. Watson observes that the ship they are on is full of minor celebrities.
	Room temperature gin	V is for Mystery	N/A	7	16
	Turn-of-the-century messages are featured.
	Madeline	V is for Mystery	Stewie/Sherlock Holmes	8	16
	Sherlock can’t resist playing Madeline while in Paris.
	Liam & Noel Gallagher	V is for Mystery	Stewie/Sherlock Holmes	9	16
	Sherlock tells of Liam & Noel Gallagher's grandparents.
	Newman's Own	Veteran Guy	Peter Griffin	1	16
	Peter feels good pretending to be a veteran, even better than buying a bottle of "Newman’s Own" dressing.
	Walmart	Veteran Guy	Peter Griffin	2	16
	People are nice to veterans, such as opening doors for them.
	Roman intern	Veteran Guy	Glenn Quagmire	3	16
	Quagmire believes that compared to the Navy, the coast guard is incompetent, like an ancient Roman intern.
	Knead-to-know	Veteran Guy	Peter Griffin	4	16
	Peter insists that his location is on a "knead-to-know" basis.
	Automatic sink	Veteran Guy	Peter Griffin	5	16
	Peter realizes that without Quagmire, he and the guys are as useless as an automatic bathroom sink.
	When you're here, you're family I	Veteran Guy	Peter Griffin	6	16
	Peter points out that the coast guard is family.
	When you're here, you're family II	Veteran Guy	Peter Griffin	7	16
	A repeat of the Olive Garden scene with the guys getting full.
	When you're here, you're family III	Veteran Guy	Peter/Quagmire	8	16
	The guys have had enough of the pasta.
	Improvising	The Woof of Wall Street	Brian & Stewie	1	16
	The teleprompter goes down but Brian is able to improvise.
	Meg's ballet recital	The Woof of Wall Street	Peter Griffin	2	16
	Peter doesn’t go to Meg’s ballet recital.
	Stephen Baldwin	The Woof of Wall Street	Brian	3	16
	Brian isn’t the first person to cave into family pressure, like Stephen Baldwin.
	Waking a rooster	The Woof of Wall Street	Peter Griffin	4	16
	Peter’s dream is to awaken a rooster.
	Sappy investment commercial	The Woof of Wall Street	Stewie Griffin	5	16
	Brian and Stewie make a sappy investment commercial.
	"Life is a Highway"	The Woof of Wall Street	N/A	6	16
	Tom Cochrane's music video for “Life is a Highway” appears at multiple intervals.
	Ricki and The Flash	The Woof of Wall Street	Stewie Griffin	7	16
	Brian and Stewie were a good team, like Ricki and The Flash.
	Slow death	The Woof of Wall Street	Brian	8	16
	Brian always imagined dying slowly and as an inconvenience to the family.
	A little late	"Family Guy" Through the Years"	Peter	1	16
	Peter knows war, having stormed the beaches at Normandy.
	Unfortunate son	"Family Guy" Through the Years"	Quagmire	2	16
	Quagmire's Vietnam flashbacks all involve CCR's "Fortunate Son".
	Fighting the Donkey Kong	"Family Guy" Through the Years"	Peter	3	16
	Quagmire describes the horrors of war.
	Radiohead mom	Switch the Flip	Brian	1	16
	Brian believes that people and technology are a bad match, like moms and Radiohead.
	Disney jerk	Switch the Flip	Brian	2	16
	Brian recalls the time that Stewie was a jerk at Disneyland.
	Michael Shannon	Switch the Flip	Stewie Griffin	3	16
	Stewie declares his body swap experiment a total disaster, like when Peter tried to keep Michael Shannon from going insane.
	Curveball	Switch the Flip	Lois Griffin	4	16
	Lois points out that she and Peter will have sex all weekend long.
	Team player	HTTPete	Peter Griffin	1	16
	Peter is a team player, he was even one of The 300.
	Trip to Europe	HTTPete	Peter Griffin	2	16
	Peter likes most family trips, except the one to Europe where they had trouble folding the map.
	Amish Comedian	HTTPete	Peter Griffin	3	16
	Peter thinks life will be fine without the internet and suggests that maybe they could go see an Amish comedian.
	Oscar Pistorius	HTTPete	Peter Griffin	4	16
	Life without the internet is worse than when Peter was roommates with Oscar Pistorius.
	Building New York	HTTPete	Peter Griffin	5	16
	Peter believes that if they roll up their sleeves and do the best they can, they can fix the internet just like the guys that built New York City.
	Chris Pratt	The Unkindest Cut	Stewie Griffin	1	16
	Brian and Stewie haven’t done anything together since their confusing two-host talk show.
	Romance novel	The Unkindest Cut	Glenn Quagmire	2	16
	Quagmire and his penis did everything together.
	Golf announcer	The Unkindest Cut	Stewie Griffin	3	16
	After Mort is taken, Stewie thinks they may have been in over the heads, like an announcer that knows nothing about his sport.
	Local pizza	The Unkindest Cut	Peter Griffin	4	16
	Peter finds it impossible to eat local pizza with a guy from New York.
	Elmer the writer I	The Unkindest Cut	Mort Goldman	5	16
	Elmer Hartman finds Mort hard to write for.
	Elmer the writer II	The Unkindest Cut	Stewie Griffin	6	16
	Elmer wraps up his script.
	"It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"	Are You There God? It's Me, Peter	Chris Griffin	1	16
	Chris wishes his class rock choir picked an easier song to sing.
	Snoop Dogg	Are You There God? It's Me, Peter	Peter Griffin	2	16
	Peter has been in uncomfortable situations before.
	James Brolin	Are You There God? It's Me, Peter	Tailor	3	16
	Peter’s tailor explains how he got his picture of James Brolin.
	Computer simulation	Are You There God? It's Me, Peter	Peter Griffin	4	16
	Peter wonders if everything is run by an even higher power than God.
	"Vodka"	Are You There God? It's Me, Peter	Peter Griffin	5	16
	Peter has faced bigger challenges, like when he recorded that Russian language album.
	Hard days work	Are You There God? It's Me, Peter	Peter Griffin	6	16
	Peter notes that God put in a hard day’s work.