Screenshot Title Appear in Cutaway Owner Episode Order Season No.
Suitchute.png The Suit-Chute Married...With Cancer Peter Griffin 1 17
Peter mentions his pitch for a modified tuxedo.
Kanye1.png Kanye West Married...With Cancer Glenn Quagmire 2 17
Quagmire promises to throw Brian a bachelor party crazier than anything Kanye West is up to.
Peanutsmovie2.png The Peanuts Movie Married...With Cancer Brian 3 17
Brian gets more attention than the time he went to The Peanuts Movie.
EarlyAstro.png Great adventure Dead Dog Walking Peter Griffin 1 17
Peter tells Brian that they'll have the greatest adventure since the astronaut that thought the lowest number was three.
Theman.png Them Dead Dog Walking Chris Griffin 2 17
Chris insists that on staying off the grid.
Halstrangerthings.png Stranger Things Dead Dog Walking Brian 3 17
When Peter points out Jess and her mother complaining about Brian, Brian points out that he can hear everything, including the Stranger Things monster farting.
Pachinomaker.png Al Pacino maker Dead Dog Walking Stewie Griffin 4 17
Stewie recounts the time Lois got hooked on coffee and bought an Al Pacino maker.
EddieMurphybed.png Eddie Murphy bed Pal Stewie Stewie Griffin 1 17
Stewie thinks Hudson is more fun than an Eddie Murphy bed.
Parksandrecs.png Cast of Parks and Recs Pal Stewie Peter Griffin 2 17
Peter's cutaway in shortchanged by Tony Robbins.
Legopisa.png First time for everything Pal Stewie Stewie Griffin 3 17
Stewie claims that there is a first time for everything, like when he built the Leaning Tower of Pisa out of Legos.
Epitath.png Epitaph Pal Stewie Stewie Griffin 4 17
Stewie always tells it like it is.
PaulHogan1.png Paul Hogan 1 Pal Stewie Stewie Griffin 5 17
Stewie notes that whenever someone claims something isn't what it is, Paul Hogan gets a royalty check.
PaulHogan2.png Paul Hogan II Pal Stewie Peter Griffin 6 17
Peter makes the same statement.
Victoryshallbemine.png Victory shall be mine! Pal Stewie Stewie Griffin 7 17
Stewie's catch phrase triggers a home interlude.
Facx18 604 04a-0773 hires2.jpg Big surprise Pal Stewie Lois Griffin 8 17
Lois finds Peter's new attitude a bigger surprise than a celebrity interruption on Saturday Night Live.
BrianEvan.png Brian's wedding Pal Stewie Stewie Griffin 9 17
Stewie promises to make a speech at Brian's wedding.
Jean-Claude Van Damme.png Jean-Claude Van Damme I Big Trouble in Little Quahog Stewie Griffin 1 17
Stewie expresses his satisfaction in getting revenge on Brian with a clip of Jean-Claude Van Damme.
GirlyFrenson.png Girly Frenston Big Trouble in Little Quahog Stewie Griffin 2 17
Stewie compares the microscopic world to his hot girlfriend.
Exterminatornightcap.png Nightcap Big Trouble in Little Quahog Exterminator 3 17
The exterminator imagines a night with Peter.
VanDamme2.png Jean-Claude Van Damme II Big Trouble in Little Quahog Stewie Griffin 4 17
Stewie consoles himself after the deaths of his water bear friends with another clip of Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Hideki.png Cocaine and sushi Regarding Carter Lois Griffin 1 17
Lois notes that in the 80s, her father was always doing cocaine while having sushi business meetings.
Rush2.png Black jeans Regarding Carter Brian 2 17
Brian mentions that Peter was the only one not wearing black jeans at a Rush concert.
Mariocart.png Mario Kart Regarding Carter Elmer Hartman 3 17
Dr. Hartman suggests that with Carter in a vegetative state that it is the ideal time to beat him in Mario Kart.
ChristinaHendricks.png Mad Men Regarding Carter Peter Griffin 4 17
Peter pledges to support Carter when he is incapacitated, pointing out his experience in being Christina Hendricks' bra on Mad Men.
Depardieu2.png Gérard Depardieu Regarding Carter Peter Griffin 5 17
Peter tries to convince Meg that her life isn't as tough as the time he took Gérard Depardieu to Burning Man.
Monkeyvikings.png Vikings Regarding Carter Lois Griffin 6 17
Lois notes that Carter practices gratuitous animal testing.
Safaribrowser.png Going on Safari Regarding Carter Lois Griffin 7 17
Lois hasn't been so happy since she went on Safari.
Stainedglass.png Stained glass Regarding Carter Peter Griffin 8 17
Peter wants to inherit Carter's money in order to turn himself into 100% stained glass.
Shaq.png Shaquille O'Neal Regarding Carter Peter Griffin 9 17
Peter notes that anyone can get mad, even Shaquille O'Neal.
Ruckus.png Causing a ruckus Stand By Meg Principal Shepherd 1 17
Chris gets into trouble for causing a ruckus in class.
KimBrooks.png Judgy, sitcom moms Stand By Meg Lois Griffin 2 17
Lois can't take another party with judgy, sitcom moms.
ZDeschanel.png Deschanel #5 Stand By Meg Peter Griffin 3 17
Peter recalls being a perfume spokesman.
Chairpump.png Barber school Stand By Meg Chris Griffin 4 17
Chris likes vocational school better than the barber school where all he did was pump up the chairs.
Flipflops.png Funeral flip flops Stand By Meg Stewie Griffin 5 17
Stewie thinks helping Meg will be a challenge, like seeming to be sad while wearing flip flops.
Michelinman2.png The Michelin Man Stand By Meg Rocko 6 17
Rocko recounts a 'job' Chris did.
SunshineHair.png Hair Stand By Meg Stewie Griffin 7 17
Stewie notes that Meg will be doing a one-woman performance of Hair.
Olympictraiing.png Training for the Olympics Griffin Winter Games Meg Griffin 1 17
Meg explains that she has been training for the Olympics for a long time.
JohnKruk.png John Kruk Griffin Winter Games Lois Griffin 2 17
Meg refuses a possible endorsement deal.
NewYorkKnicks.png New York Knicks Griffin Winter Games Stewie Griffin 3 17
Stewie thinks Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir are the greatest thing to happen to sports since the New York Knicks changed their name.
Gandalf.png Oksana Baiul Griffin Winter Games Brian 4 17
Brian confuses Tara Lipinski for Oksana Baiul, noting that the latter sounds something like what Gandalf would say at the foot of a mountain.
Hacx01 335b 04a-0001 hires2.jpg Speed skater Griffin Winter Games Stewie Griffin 5 17
Stewie was supposed to help the speed skaters get their tights over their thighs.
GarthBrooks.png Garth Brooks Griffin Winter Games Stewie Griffin 6 17
Stewie tells the speed skater that Garth Brooks' pants are only a projection.
LaLaLand.png Dominick the Donkey Griffin Winter Games Lois Griffin 7 17
Lois recalls the time Peter ruined their trip to La La Land.
ThePoliceStation.png The Police Station Con Heiress Joe Swanson 1 17
Joe profiles Cleveland.
Fredrickparrot.png Zookeeper Con Heiress Peter Griffin 2 17
Peter agrees to teach Chris how to mow the lawn after his weekend job as a zookeeper with muscular thighs.
PAAlarmclock.png Passive-aggressive alarm clock Con Heiress Stewie Griffin 3 17
Stewie thinks that working together with Brian should help them get set, like a passive-aggressive alarm clock.
Hacx07 320 04-0093.jpg Laughing hyena Con Heiress Brian 4 17
Brian believes that if they can bag 'Pip,' they won't have to scrounge like a laughing hyena.
Facx20 036 02-0059.jpg Dinosaur walker Pawtucket Pete Peter Griffin 1 17
Peter having two bosses is worse than when he was a dinosaur walker.
Mascots.png Mascot gathering Pawtucket Pete Peter Griffin 2 17
Peter gets to hang out with other mascots.
Facx20 610 02a-0014.jpg The Joe Show Pawtucket Pete N/A 3 17
Joe fantasizes about having his own show.
CochellaMonkey.png Monkeys at Cochella Pawtucket Pete Peter Griffin 4 17
Peter thinks being relegated to Brian's sidekick is worse than being a monkey at Cochella.
Dasani.png Dasani Pawtucket Pete Chris Griffin 5 17
Chris tells Brian he ruined 'Beaglemainia' like Dasani ruined water.
BiteAlbum.png The Bite Album Pawtucket Pete Chris Griffin 6 17
Chris explains that Brian is recording an album to go along with 'Beaglemainia.'
Biopsey.png Mysterious voices Hefty Shades of Gray Peter Griffin 1 17
Peter has heard mysterious sounds in the house.
Brucerecall1.png Bruce Jenner Hefty Shades of Gray Stewie Griffin 2 17
Stewie recalls the show's prediction of Bruce Jenner in 2009.
Sugaraddiction.png Addiction Hefty Shades of Gray Chris Griffin 3 17
Chris notes the difficulty he had during his sugar addiction.
HootersAshely.png Hooters Hefty Shades of Gray Peter Griffin 4 17
Peter gets to be a problem at Hooters after 9pm.
NoNose.png No nose Hefty Shades of Gray Peter Griffin 5 17
Peter begins to look on the bright side of being gray, like being a garbage man with no nose.
Sanguelto.png Sanguelto Hefty Shades of Gray Peter Griffin 6 17
Peter stars in a blood-thinner ad.
Derrick.png The Bachelorette Hefty Shades of Gray Peter Griffin 7 17
Peter hasn't been on television since he had IBS on The Bachelorette.
ChineseStarbucks.png Chinese Starbucks cowboy Trump Guy Peter Griffin 1 17
Peter assures the family that they'll fit in Washington D.C. like a cowboy in a Chinese Starbucks.
SleepyHollow.png Sleepy Hollow Trump Guy Lois Griffin 2 17
Lois tells Meg that people hate a liar, like the closed captioning people hated Sleepy Hollow.
Pressure.png Pressure Trump Guy Brian, Stewie 3 17
Brian & Stewie note that Peter buckles under pressure like at a Billy Joel concert.
Minions3.png Minions 3 Bri, Robot Lois Griffin 1 17
For Brian's birthday, Peter gives him a copy of Minions 3, in which Gru has been replaced by Harvey Weinstein.
FG16102.jpg Cleveland's wardrobe Bri, Robot Stewie Griffin 2 17
Stewie offers to help Brian with his autobiography, like he helped Cleveland with his wardrobe.
PeterBlueGroup.png Blue Man Group Bri, Robot Peter Griffin 3 17
Peter has faced bigger challenges than being a massage therapist, such as when he was in the Blue Man Group.
Sensors.png Sensors Bri, Robot Stewie Griffin 4 17
Stewie implanted sensors throughout robot Brian's body.
FG16109.jpg Model kit Bri, Robot Brian 5 17
Brian and his robot double click together, like the pieces in Chris' model kit.
Easilyinfluenced.png Easily influenced Bri, Robot Glenn Quagmire 6 17
Quagmire notes that Joe can be easily influenced.
Goodboy.png Good boy Bri, Robot Stewie Griffin 7 17
Stewie can't bring himself to lie that Brian was a 'good boy' after the latter's death.
Socksonkarate.png Socks-on karate Trans-Fat Peter Griffin 1 17
Peter wins at socks-on karate.
Mensroom.png Men's room Trans-Fat Peter Griffin 2 17
Peter reminisces about his time spent in the men's room at the Pawtucket Brewery.
Poopies.png Support Trans-Fat Peter Griffin 3 17
Peter looks to his friends for support, just like when they supported Joe on a road trip.
Insufferable.png Dealing with it Trans-Fat Lois Griffin 4 17
Lois recommends that family get used to dealing with Peter's sex change, just like when Chris $100 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and became insufferable.
SpaceDog.png Space dog Trans-Fat Waiter 5 17
A running gag of 'Space cats' ends with a Space dog holding the cats at gunpoint.
Surfingty.png Out of shape Family Guy Lite Peter Griffin 1 17
Peter hasn't felt so out of shape since he took surfing lessons.
Faith.png "Faith" Family Guy Lite Peter Griffin 2 17
Peter hasn't been so embarrassed since he forgot about the silent part in George Michael's "Faith".
Quagsberryrules.png Quagsberry rules Family Guy Lite Peter Griffin 3 17
Peter agrees to do anything that Quagmire asks him to do.
Recentydivorced.png Recently divorced Family Guy Lite Peter Griffin 4 17
Peter wants to be free, like a recently divorced man with no kids.
Hacx13 007 04-0107.jpg Petes headphones No Giggity, No Doubt Peter Griffin 1 17
Peter thinks party busses are as awesome as a set of Petes headphones.
Fiat.png Fiat No Giggity, No Doubt Peter Griffin 2 17
Peter thinks a party bus is way better than when he drove a Fiat.
AndrewMaury.png Maury No Giggity, No Doubt Glenn Quagmire 3 17
Quagmire phones the Maury show to tell Andrew he is not Courtney's father.
ShortHair.png Short hair New Phone, Who Dis? Peter Griffin 1 17
Peter Doesn't mind missing work, like a secretary seeking reassurances about her overly short hair.
Middleman.png Cutting out the middleman New Phone, Who Dis? Peter Griffin, Brian 2 17
When Brian complains the discarded phone cables are a pollution hazard to wildlife, Peter suggests cutting out the middleman.
Megbank.png Skank robbery New Phone, Who Dis? Lois Griffin 3 17
Lois claims the family getting new phones is the worst idea since Madonna, Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea robbing a bank.
Buelleron.png Ferris Bueller's Day On New Phone, Who Dis? Peter Griffin 4 17
Peter thinks pretending to be sick is the most successful scam since Ferris Bueller's Day On.
Peterpoint.png The secret of Peter's success New Phone, Who Dis? Peter Griffin 5 17
Peter is determined to find a way out of the stair railings like he found that the secret to business success was pointing at things at meetings.
Troublegame.png In trouble New Phone, Who Dis? Peter Griffin 6 17
Peter notes that they're in trouble, like the time they were stuck in the real game of Trouble.
Indianbus.png Cattle call New Phone, Who Dis? Peter Griffin 7 17
Peter hasn't been wedged in so tight since he rode an Indian bus.
PervertHamlet.png Pervert Hamlet Island Adventure Peter Griffin 1 17
Peter would rather taken Pervert Hamlet than clean out the garage.
KidneyStonePhillips.png Kidney Stone Phillips Island Adventure Peter Griffin 2 17
Peter notes that watching Quagmire gets shot down was more painful than a Kidney Stone Phillips.
IslandBilly.png New world Island Adventure Glenn Quagmire 3 17
Enlisting Lois' help with middle-aged women could open up a whole new world for Quagmire, like a child receiving a new device to help him hear.
TPH.png Target Pizza Hut Island Adventure Stewie Griffin 4 17
Stewie is able to rent a boat with a part-time job he has at the Target Pizza Hut.
Edibles.png Schedule change Island Adventure Lois Griffin 5 17
Lois agrees to rearrange her schedule to help Quagmire.
GiggITy.png GiggITy Island Adventure Lois Griffin 6 17
Lois fears she has created a monster by helping Quagmire score with middle-aged women.
Floor plan.png M.C. Escher floor plan Island Adventure Stewie Griffin 7 17
Stewie thinks Brian's decision to stay on garbage island makes less sense than an M.C. Escher floor plan.
Internetcorn.png Internet corn Throw It Away Lois Griffin 1 17
The last time Lois left Peter alone, the kids caught him looking at internet corn.
Killingspiders.png Killing spiders Throw It Away Peter Griffin 2 17
Rather than using one of Lois' books, Peter finds a new way to kill spiders.
Simplepleasure.png Simple pleasure Throw It Away Stewie Griffin 3 17
Lois finds simple pleasure in putting a lemon slice in a glass of water, then swallowing a handful of Xanax.
ThemefromTaft.png "Theme from "Taft"" Throw It Away Brian Griffin 4 17
Brian's next writing project is a musical about Howard Taft.
Minimalist.png Minimalist Throw It Away Stewie Griffin 5 17
Stewie notes that Lois is trimming her cutaway gags to the minimum.
Bedtimestory.png Bedtime story Throw It Away Glenn Quagmire 6 17
Quagmire realizes he should have thrown out Peter after his antics the previous night.
Imagine.png Imagine Throw It Away Peter Griffin 7 17
Peter compares their bare living room to John Lennon and Yoko Ono's Imagine.
Westmemorial3.png In Memoriam Adam West High Peter Griffin 1 17
Peter makes a tribute to the late Mayor Adam West.
Badnewsimprov.png The right thing to do Adam West High Peter Griffin 2 17
Peter had to give bad news to an improv team.
Burnedtwice.png Burned twice Adam West High Brian 3 17
Not only did Quagmire sabotage Brian's wardrobe for the Mayoral debate, he also brought pizza.
Racoonaccountant.png Racoon accountant Adam West High Brian 4 17
Brian thinks getting on Quagmire's campaign bus was the dumbest thing since Peter's racoon accountant.
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