Cutaway Gags Season 22

Title	Appears in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
Griffin Tea Party	Fertilized Megg	Stewie Griffin	1	22
Stewie describes the Griffins' ancestors who took part in the Boston Tea Party, but were hesitant to throw out the tea.

Edible Panties	Fertilized Megg	Peter Griffin	2	22
Peter imagines himself ordering edible panties as his last meal on Death Row.

Jeffrey's True Crime Play	Fertilized Megg	Stewie Griffin	3	22
Jeffrey puts on a true crime play he wrote, in a Cracker Barrel.

TJMaxx Employees	Fertilized Megg	Peter Griffin	4	22
Peter describes the sloppiness of TJMaxx employees.

High School Egg	Supermarket Pete	Peter Griffin	1	22
Peter references an egg he took care of in high school but forgot about.

Grocery Store Oscars	Supermarket Pete	Store Manager	2	22
When Lois is banned from the Stop 'N Shop, she objects to being placed after Betty White in the "In Memoriam" honors.

Lake Havasu	A 'Stache from the Past	Peter Griffin	1	22
Peter buys a jet ski to use in Lake Havasu, only to never use it.

Prince Harry & Meghan Markle	A 'Stache from the Past	Peter Griffin	2	22
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle lounge at the pool and discuss their financial activities.

Jetpack Peter	Old World Harm	Peter Griffin	1	22
Peter imagines himself cheesing a medical exam with a jetpack.

Lois' Airplane Pills	Old World Harm	Peter Griffin	2	22
Peter reveals the truth to Lois while she's conked out.

World's Softest Toilet Seat	Old World Harm	Peter Griffin	3	22
Peter uses the retirement community bathroom.

Peter's Traps	Old World Harm	Peter Griffin	4	22
Peter flaunts his large trap muscles.

Dutch Acknowledgement	Old World Harm	Peter Griffin	5	22
A Dutch family responds to a vision chart gag.

Joe's Organ Harvesting Scheme	Old World Harm	Peter Griffin	6	22
Joe plots to steal Cleveland's legs.

Peter goes MAD	Baby, It's Cold Inside	Peter Griffin	1	22
Peter smiles on the cover of a MAD magazine.

Michael Douglas Banquet	Baby, It's Cold Inside	Glenn Quagmire	2	22
Michael Douglas hosts a dinner party.

Forgotten Safe Word	Baby, It's Cold Inside	Peter Griffin	3	22
Peter is repeatedly whipped during a BDSM act and struggles to remember the safe word.

Coins	Baby, It's Cold Inside	Lois Griffin	4	22
A nickel complains about himself becoming obsolete.

Jack in the Box	Boston Stewie	Stewie Griffin	1	22
Chris shows Stewie his "jack in the box."

Harvard Alumni	Boston Stewie	Stewie Griffin	2	22
Stewie notes Harvard's various alumni, including Ted Cruz, Jared Kushner, and the Unabomber.

George Seurat	Boston Stewie	Chris Griffin	3	22
Georges Seurat paints dots in front of an audience.

David Harbour Attack	Boston Stewie	Stewie Griffin	4	22
David Harbour is "attacked" by a Japanese journalist.

Timothée Chalamet in Dune	Boston Stewie	Peter Griffin	5	22
Timothée Chalamet shoots for scene for Dune, only to be blown away by the desert wind.

Tampa Bay Tom	Snap(ple) Decision	Stewie Griffin	1	22
Tom Brady moves to Tampa Bay.

Broccolini	Snap(ple) Decision	Lois Griffin	2	22
A farmer details his reasoning behind the existence of broccolini.

Peter's Favorite Babysitter	Snap(ple) Decision	Lois Griffin	3	22
Peter is left at home with a babysitter and takes issue with Lois' instructions.

Dumpster Diving at Quiznos	Baking Sad	Meg Griffin	1	22
Meg eats half-eaten subs from the Quiznos Subs dumpster.

Regis Philbin Still Speaks	Baking Sad	Peter Griffin	2	22
Regis Philbin goes on a tirade from six feet under.

Mustache-Sitting	Baking Sad	Joe Swanson	3	22
Joe mustache-sits for Tom Tucker.

Long-Hallway Shark Tank	Baking Sad	Chris Griffin	4	22
Stewie, Chris, Meg, and Brian go on Long-Hallway Shark Tank to promote Meg Ahoy!

Wedding Night Woes	Baking Sad	Lois Griffin	5	22
Lois expects sex on hers and Peter's wedding night.

Peter Goes to GAP	The Return of the King (of Queens)	Peter Griffin	1	22
Peter looks for a new shirt at GAP.

Desert Vultures	The Return of the King (of Queens)	Lois Griffin	2	22
A desert vulture questions his species' habit of flying in circles.

Law & Order Opening	The Return of the King (of Queens)	Peter Griffin	3	22
The Law & Order characters have a friendly chat before the episode's mystery kicks off.

The Florida Panhandle	The Return of the King (of Queens)	Lois Griffin	4	22
Peter and Lois go on a date in Florida's Panhandle.

Quagmire's Netflix Feed	The Return of the King (of Queens)	Brian Griffin	5	22
Quagmire scrolls through his Netflix recommendations, noticing a lot of Brian's favorite shows.

Peter's Grandpa in Hell	The Return of the King (of Queens)	Peter Griffin	6	22
Peter's Catholic grandfather is in Hell for eating meat on Fridays.

Realtors	The Return of the King (of Queens)	Peter Griffin	7	22
Peter describes the plight of a realtor.

Hockey Ice in the Kitchen	The Return of the King (of Queens)	Peter Griffin	8	22
Peter replaces the kitchen floor with hockey ice.

Stephen King Pre-Drama	Cabin Pressure	Lois Griffin	1	22
Characters from a Stephen King book describe their lives before the plot kicks in.

Meaningless Packers-Vikings Game	Cabin Pressure	Peter Griffin	2	22
Peter likens the egg toss to a meaningless Packers-Vikings game. This cutaway is used twice.

Peter's inspiring speech to Adam West High's football team	Teacher's Heavy Pet	Peter Griffin	1	22
Peter tells the football team of Adam West High about the one thing every football player needs to know.

Peter ruining Chris's birthday	Teacher's Heavy Pet	Chris Griffin	2	22
Peter ruins Chris's birthday party by becoming a Piñata.

Kerasilk Color Shampoo	Teacher's Heavy Pet	Principal Shepherd	3	22
An advertisement of Kerasilk Color Shampoo featuring Peter Griffin.

Stoned Police Chief	Take This Job and Love It	Cleveland Brown	1	22
The police chief calls Cleveland at 3:00 am to pitch screenplays.

Dollywood	Lifeguard Meg	Peter Griffin	1	22
Peter laments the Griffins' prior trip to Dollywood.

Fairytales	Lifeguard Meg	Meg Griffin	2	22
Meg feels like she's in a fairy tale, specifically The Wizard of Oz.

Was That Cake?	Lifeguard Meg	Peter Griffin	3	22
Peter films a viral false cake video with Meg and Chris.

Standing Up to Kanye	Fat Actor	Peter Griffin	1	22
Peter stands up to Kanye West.

Run-Over Renner	Fat Actor	Peter Griffin	2	22
Peter accidentally plows through Jeremy Renner while clearing snow from his driveway.

Confederate Came in Second	Fat Actor	Peter Griffin	3	22
A Confederate soldier expresses excitement over coming in second after losing the Civil War.

Stewie in Streetcar	Fat Actor	Stewie Griffin	4	22
Stewie imagines himself starring in Streetcar.

Joseph on Maury	Faith No More	Jesus Christ	1	22
Joseph and Mary appear on Maury to determine if Jesus really is Joseph's kid.