Cutaway Gags Season 3

Screenshot	Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
	Behind the Music	The Thin White Line	Brian Griffin	1	3
	Brian tells his therapist he feels so listless that he's seen the Behind the Music with Leif Garrett 18 times. He is then seen reciting lines from a scene of footage word for word.
	Follow your nose!	The Thin White Line	Brian Griffin	2	3
	Brian auditions for a spokesman deal, namely for Froot Loops cereal. He is seen reciting his lines sitting next to Toucan Sam.
	Purgatory	The Thin White Line	Peter Griffin	3	3
	Peter suggests, as an activity the week off he's won at the company picnic, they could all go to Purgatory like they did last year.
	I'm The Greatest Captain	The Thin White Line	Stewie Griffin	4	3
	Stewie imagines what is it's like to have a life at sea. Stewie and his crew sing "I'm The Greatest Captain".
	Peter's sidekick	The Thin White Line	Peter Griffin	5	3
	Peter misses the good old days when Brian was his sidekick.
	Club Med	The Thin White Line	Brian Griffin	6	3
	Bria offers to make up for the family's missed vacation by hooking them up with his cousin who works at Club Med.
	George Harrison's security guard	The Thin White Line	Peter Griffin	7	3
	Peter claims he hasn't been as bored as at the rehab clinic since he was George Harrison's security guard.
	Good times with Brian	Brian Does Hollywood	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter recalls the good times he had with Brian.
	Peter's California family	Brian Does Hollywood	Peter Griffin	2	3
	Peter hasn't been in California since he lived with his California family.
	Cats	Brian Does Hollywood	Lois Griffin	3	3
	Lois remembers the last time Peter interrupted a performance.
	Kids learning on the street	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter dismisses Lois' concern about taking the kids out of school for a baseball game.
	Mike Tyson spelling bee	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	Peter Griffin	2	3
	Peter remarks that he's so happy that there were able to go to the game together and that they hadn't been able to do anything as a family since they saw Mike Tyson get beat.
	Dilbert	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	Peter Griffin	3	3
	Peter remarks that the business world sure can be funny. But after a cutaway to Dilbert, he retracts the statement.
	Kenneth the bad-ass mail clerk with the heart of gold	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	Peter Griffin	4	3
	Peter tells the family that everyone at the plant got raises, even Kenneth, the bad-ass mail clerk with the heart of gold.
	Subliminal advertising	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	Brian Griffin	5	3
	Brian complains about the cigarette companies turning a generation of kids into smokers with subliminal advertising.
	Peter sets Chris straight	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	Peter Griffin	6	3
	Peter tells Chris what a blowhole on a whale is NOT used for.
	Presidential Peter	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	Peter Griffin	7	3
	Peter imagines himself as president.
	Peter gets respect	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	Peter Griffin	8	3
	Peter has a flashback about never getting respect, Bobby tells him "Up yours, sack breath" when he tries to congratulate him.
	"That Guy"	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	Peter Griffin	9	3
	Peter has a musical cutaway fantasizing about going to Washington.
	Enemies on Capital Hill	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	Peter Griffin	10	3
	Peter tells of having made some enemies on Capital Hill.
	Cigarette spokesperson montage	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	Peter Griffin	11	3
	Peter imagines himself as a spokesperson for several cigarette companies.
	Alyssa Milano	Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington	Peter Griffin	12	3
	Peter says that, since he’s been president, “profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano.”
	Richard Jeni	One if by Clam, Two if by Sea	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter tells Chris that sometimes good things happen when you sleep such as the time Peter dreamed of Richard Jeni.
	Benjamin Disraeli	One if by Clam, Two if by Sea	Peter Griffin	2	3
	Peter disputes that all British men are charming.
	I Remember Cecil	One if by Clam, Two if by Sea	Peter Griffin	3	3
	Peter wonders what would happen if the British took away action films.
	Tron	One if by Clam, Two if by Sea	Peter Griffin	4	3
	Peter brags of only having been defeated once by his friend Eric.
	Better at Magic	And the Wiener is...	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter brags of being better than Chris at everything including magic.
	Stupid calls	And the Wiener is...	Peter Griffin	2	3
	Peter knows a thing or two about stupid calls.
	"Rocket Man"	And the Wiener is...	Stewie Griffin	3	3
	Stewie tells Meg to come see him as he knows about being cool.
	Spending the night with Mr. Berler	And the Wiener is...	Meg Griffin	4	3
	Meg gets test answers by spending the night with Mr. Berler.
	Mom has her ways	And the Wiener is...	Lois Griffin	5	3
	Lois gets the blueprints to the DiMico house.
	Peter's anniversary gift	Death Lives	Meg Griffin	1	3
	Meg recalls a previous anniversary gift that Peter gave Lois.
	Simple tasks	Death Lives	Lois Griffin	2	3
	Lois complains that Peter can't handle even simple tasks.
	Worse things in life	Death Lives	Peter Griffin	3	3
	Peter says there are worse things in life such as spiders.
	White man's dialog	Lethal Weapons	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter claims that brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white man's dialog in a Spike Lee movie.
	Julie Andrews	Lethal Weapons	Lois Griffin	2	3
	Lois declares she is cutting loose just like Julie Andrews did when she shows her breasts.
	Sideshow attraction	Lethal Weapons	Lois Griffin	3	3
	Lois remembers her past as a sideshow attraction.
	Hoops	Lethal Weapons	Stewie Griffin	4	3
	Stewie blames his back pain on playing hoops.
	Disc gun	The Kiss Seen Around the World	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter remembers playing with a disc gun at Cleveland's wedding.
	Grease monkey	The Kiss Seen Around the World	Stewie Griffin	2	3
	Stewie feels like a grease monkey after working on his tricycle.
	Christopher Columbus	The Kiss Seen Around the World	Peter Griffin	3	3
	Peter remembers Brian taking him to see Christopher Columbus.
	Margot Kidder	Mr. Saturday Knight	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter remembers a bad dinner with Margot Kidder.
	The Electric Company	Mr. Saturday Knight	Peter Griffin	2	3
	Peter remembers his first day working on the show The Electric Company.
	Meatball in the vacuum	Mr. Saturday Knight	Peter Griffin	3	3
	Peter tells Lois he thinks The Black Knight is a big jerk, just like the "guy who fixed our vacuum".
	Meg is humiliated	A Fish out of Water	Meg Griffin	1	3
	Meg tells of being humiliated in school.
	SeaWorld	A Fish out of Water	Meg Griffin	2	3
	Meg recalls a family trip to SeaWorld.
	Spending time on the ocean	A Fish out of Water	Peter Griffin	3	3
	Peter brags about the time he has spent on the ocean.
	Cultured house	A Fish out of Water	Stewie Griffin	4	3
	Stewie wonders what the house would be like with some culture.
	Saving the guys' butts	A Fish out of Water	Glenn Quagmire	5	3
	Quagmire tells of Peter saving the guys' butts.
	Being there for Lois	Emission Impossible	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter believes he's always been there for Lois except once...
	Pet Rock	Emission Impossible	Peter Griffin	2	3
	Peter remembers their old pet rock.
	A wonderful thing	Emission Impossible	Lois & Stewie Griffin	3	3
	When Lois asks Stewie what he would consider to be the most wonderful thing to happen to the family, Stewie has his own ideas.
	Cousin Oliver	Emission Impossible	Stewie Griffin	4	3
	Stewie worries about being replaced in the family, like when cousin Oliver replaced Bobby on The Brady Bunch.
	A formidable team montage	Emission Impossible	Stewie Griffin	5	3
	Stewie considers the advantages of teaming up with Bertram.
	Bad cake	To Love and Die in Dixie	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter remembers a bad cake at a previous birthday party.
	First job	To Love and Die in Dixie	Peter Griffin	2	3
	Peter reminisces about his first job as a folk music singer.
	A bad interview	To Love and Die in Dixie	Brian Griffin	3	3
	Brain mentions that Peter has never been good at job interviews.
	Confused Chris	To Love and Die in Dixie	Chris Griffin	4	3
	Chris hasn't been so confused over his feelings for Sam since he saw the Kevin Costner movie No Way Out.
	Buck Owens	To Love and Die in Dixie	Peter Griffin	5	3
	When Peter claims to feel lower than a bow-legged caterpillar, Buck Owens gets a laugh.
	Peter gets an e-mail from Carter	Screwed the Pooch	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter tells of never being able to get along with Carter Pewterschmidt.
	A night at the club	Screwed the Pooch	Stewie Griffin	2	3
	Stewie thinks about where he goes to relax.
	Survivor	Screwed the Pooch	Peter Griffin	3	3
	Peter remembers being on the show Survivor.
	Vishnu	Screwed the Pooch	Peter Griffin	4	3
	Peter gives thanks to Jesus, even though Vishnu deserved the credit.
	Macaroni picture	Screwed the Pooch	Carter Pewterschmidt and Peter Griffin	5	3
	When Carter threatens Peter, Peter fantasizes about his fate.
	Lois decoy	Screwed the Pooch	Lois Griffin	6	3
	Lois hires a decoy so she can meet with Brian.
	Denny's	Screwed the Pooch	Lawyer and Brian Griffin	7	3
	Brian testifies regarding an incident at a Denny's restaurant.
	Citizen Kane	Screwed the Pooch	Brian Griffin	8	3
	Brian recalls having to rent movies for Peter because he taped over Citizen Kane.
	Neutered Brian	Screwed the Pooch	Peter Griffin	9	3
	Peter thinks about what Brian would be like if he were neutered.
	Hypnotized	Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?	Stewie Griffin	1	3
	Stewie hasn't been mesmerized like the way the cheerleaders have done since he and Biran saw a hypnotist at the airport Hilton.
	Peter narrates is life	Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?	Brian Griffin	2	3
	Brian recalls a previous time Peter was annoying.
	Playing "Operation"	Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?	Peter Griffin	3	3
	Peter remembers playing "Operation" with Chris.
	Osias Griffin	Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?	Peter Griffin	4	3
	Peter recalls his ancestor who had one of the first telephones.
	Thomas Griffin	Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?	Peter Griffin	5	3
	Peter recalls his renowned philosopher great-great-great-great grandfather.
	Bad idea	Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?	Stewie Griffin	6	3
	Stewie gives O.J. Simpson a bad idea.
	Richard Simmons	Ready, Willing, and Disabled	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter works out in “Richard Simmons’ Sweatin’ to Books on Tape”.
	The deaf team	Ready, Willing, and Disabled	Tom Tucker	2	3
	Tom Tucker ponders the location of the deaf team during the Special People's Games.
	John Lennon & Yoko Ono	Ready, Willing, and Disabled	Stewie Griffin	3	3
	Stewie threatens to do to Brian what he did to John Lennon.
	Taping Monday Night Football	A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas	Brian Griffin	1	3
	Brian tells of how the VCR got broken when Peter attempted to tape Monday Night Football.
	Kiss Saves Santa Part 1	A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas	Peter Griffin	2	3
	When Peter first mentions Kiss Saves Santa, he fantasizes about the opening of the show.
	The Three Wisemen	A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas	Lois Griffin	3	3
	Lois tells of The Three Wisemen.
	Cheering people up	Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter claims to be good at cheering people up, like the time he vowed to find the killers of JonBenét Ramsey.
	Apple juice for wine	Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows	Brian Griffin	2	3
	Brian gives Stewie apple juice but convinces him it's wine.
	Hickory Farms	Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows	Brian Griffin	3	3
	Brian recalls the worst job he ever had.
	Sexy Party I	From Method to Madness	Stewie Griffin	1	3
	Stewie fantasizes about having a sexy party.
	Linda Evans	From Method to Madness	Stewie Griffin	2	3
	Stewie suggests Olivia Fuller will end up like Linda Evans, who is nowhere to be seen.
	Child Stars	From Method to Madness	Peter Griffin	3	3
	Peter suggests to Lois that child stars turn out fine, but Elroy Jetson is kicked out of a bar and is picked up in a taxi by Bamm-Bamm Rubble.
	Stewie's head	Stuck Together, Torn Apart	Lois Griffin	1	3
	Lois recalls the last time Stewie was left unattended.
	Jealousy montage	Stuck Together, Torn Apart	Brian Griffin	2	3
	Brian recalls Peter being jealous at the movies, a concert and even with his own mirror image.
	Pac-Man	Stuck Together, Torn Apart	Peter Griffin	3	3
	Peter says the trial separation will be as bad as the Pac-Man divorce.
	Peter's way with women	Stuck Together, Torn Apart	Peter Griffin	4	3
	Peter worries that he no longer has his old way with women.
	Banned from the disco	Stuck Together, Torn Apart	Peter Griffin	5	3
	Peter advises that he was banned from the disco.
	Faux pas	Road to Europe	Peter Griffin	1	3
	Peter has to call someone to figure out Lois' faux pas is called a faux pas.
	Functioning in the real world	When You Wish Upon a Weinstein	Chris Griffin	1	3
	Chris' math teacher tells him that he needs math to function in the real world.
	Laser eye surgery	When You Wish Upon a Weinstein	Meg Griffin and Lois Griffin	2	3
	Meg wants laser eye surgery which Lois believes is unsafe.
	Married a child	When You Wish Upon a Weinstein	Lois Griffin	3	3
	Lois recalls Peter's childish antics at their wedding.
	Taking Credit from the Jewish People	When You Wish Upon a Weinstein	Peter Griffin	4	3
	Peter feels people have been taking credit from Jew for too long.
	Tactless Peter	When You Wish Upon a Weinstein	Brian Griffin	5	3
	Brian explains Peter's tactless moment at a dinner party.
	Temple	When You Wish Upon a Weinstein	Peter Griffin	6	3
	Peter confuses the Jewish Temple for one out of Indiana Jones.
	Catholic upbringing	When You Wish Upon a Weinstein	Peter Griffin	7	3
	Peter is concerned about being in Temple with his Catholic upbringing.
	Fiddler on the Roof	When You Wish Upon a Weinstein	Peter Griffin	8	3
	After leaving Temple, Peter recalls another Jewish musical moment.
	Tony Robbins	When You Wish Upon a Weinstein	Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin	9	3
	When Lois becomes concerned about Peter doing something foolish, Peter assures her it's nothing like what happened with Tony Robbins.
	Unappreciated wit	When You Wish Upon a Weinstein	Stewie Griffin	10	3
	Stewie recalls losing to Sinbad on Star Search.