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Leif Garett.png Behind the Music The Thin White Line Brian Griffin 1 3
Brian tells his therapist he feels so listless that he's seen the Behind the Music with Leif Garrett 18 times. He is then seen reciting lines from a scene of footage word for word.
Follow Your Nose.jpg Follow your nose! The Thin White Line Brian Griffin 2 3
Brian auditions for a spokesman deal, namely for Froot Loops cereal. He is seen reciting his lines sitting next to Toucan Sam.
Purgatory.png Purgatory The Thin White Line Peter Griffin 3 3
Peter suggests, as an activity the week off he's won at the company picnic, they could all go to Purgatory like they did last year.
StewieCaptain.jpg I'm The Greatest Captain The Thin White Line Stewie Griffin 4 3
Stewie imagines what is it's like to have a life at sea. Stewie and his crew sing "I'm The Greatest Captain".
Tie.png Peter's sidekick The Thin White Line Peter Griffin 5 3
Peter misses the good old days when Brian was his sidekick.
Hothothot.png Club Med The Thin White Line Brian Griffin 6 3
Bria offers to make up for the family's missed vacation by hooking them up with his cousin who works at Club Med.
Charles.png George Harrison's security guard The Thin White Line Peter Griffin 7 3
Peter claims he hasn't been as bored as at the rehab clinic since he was George Harrison's security guard.
Goodtimesbrian.png Good times with Brian Brian Does Hollywood Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter recalls the good times he had with Brian.
Mansomfamily.png Peter's California family Brian Does Hollywood Peter Griffin 2 3
Peter hasn't been in California since he lived with his California family.
Cats.png Cats Brian Does Hollywood Lois Griffin 3 3
Lois remembers the last time Peter interrupted a performance.
Variable.png Kids learning on the street Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter dismisses Lois' concern about taking the kids out of school for a baseball game.
Tysonbee.png Mike Tyson spelling bee Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Peter Griffin 2 3
Peter remarks that he's so happy that there were able to go to the game together and that they hadn't been able to do anything as a family since they saw Mike Tyson get beat.
Dilbert.jpg Dilbert Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Peter Griffin 3 3
Peter remarks that the business world sure can be funny. But after a cutaway to Dilbert, he retracts the statement.
Kenneth.jpg Kenneth the bad-ass mail clerk with the heart of gold Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Peter Griffin 4 3
Peter tells the family that everyone at the plant got raises, even Kenneth, the bad-ass mail clerk with the heart of gold.
Lassie.jpg Subliminal advertising Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Brian Griffin 5 3
Brian complains about the cigarette companies turning a generation of kids into smokers with subliminal advertising.
Blowhole.png Peter sets Chris straight Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Peter Griffin 6 3
Peter tells Chris what a blowhole on a whale is NOT used for.
Presidentpeter.png Presidential Peter Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Peter Griffin 7 3
Peter imagines himself as president.
Bobby.jpg Peter gets respect Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Peter Griffin 8 3
Peter has a flashback about never getting respect, Bobby tells him "Up yours, sack breath" when he tries to congratulate him.
That Guy.jpg "That Guy" Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Peter Griffin 9 3
Peter has a musical cutaway fantasizing about going to Washington.
Thomashearings.png Enemies on Capital Hill Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Peter Griffin 10 3
Peter tells of having made some enemies on Capital Hill.
Peter Camel.png Cigarette spokesperson montage Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Peter Griffin 11 3
Peter imagines himself as a spokesperson for several cigarette companies.
Alyssa 2.jpg Alyssa Milano Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Peter Griffin 12 3
Peter says that, since he’s been president, “profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano.”
Richardjenny.png Richard Jeni One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter tells Chris that sometimes good things happen when you sleep such as the time Peter dreamed of Richard Jeni.
Benjamin D.jpg Benjamin Disraeli One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Peter Griffin 2 3
Peter disputes that all British men are charming.
Iremembercecil.png I Remember Cecil One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Peter Griffin 3 3
Peter wonders what would happen if the British took away action films.
Tron.png Tron One if by Clam, Two if by Sea Peter Griffin 4 3
Peter brags of only having been defeated once by his friend Eric.
Bettermagic.png Better at Magic And the Wiener is... Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter brags of being better than Chris at everything including magic.
Stupidcall.png Stupid calls And the Wiener is... Peter Griffin 2 3
Peter knows a thing or two about stupid calls.
Rocketman.jpg "Rocket Man" And the Wiener is... Stewie Griffin 3 3
Stewie tells Meg to come see him as he knows about being cool.
Mr Burler.jpg Spending the night with Mr. Berler And the Wiener is... Meg Griffin 4 3
Meg gets test answers by spending the night with Mr. Berler.
Momhasways.png Mom has her ways And the Wiener is... Lois Griffin 5 3
Lois gets the blueprints to the DiMico house.
Anniversarygift.png Peter's anniversary gift Death Lives Meg Griffin 1 3
Meg recalls a previous anniversary gift that Peter gave Lois.
Simpletasks.png Simple tasks Death Lives Lois Griffin 2 3
Lois complains that Peter can't handle even simple tasks.
Spider.png Worse things in life Death Lives Peter Griffin 3 3
Peter says there are worse things in life such as spiders.
Whitedialog.png White man's dialog Lethal Weapons Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter claims that brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white man's dialog in a Spike Lee movie.
SOB.png Julie Andrews Lethal Weapons Lois Griffin 2 3
Lois declares she is cutting loose just like Julie Andrews did when she shows her breasts.
Bouncybaouncy.png Sideshow attraction Lethal Weapons Lois Griffin 3 3
Lois remembers her past as a sideshow attraction.
Hoops.png Hoops Lethal Weapons Stewie Griffin 4 3
Stewie blames his back pain on playing hoops.
Discgun.png Disc gun The Kiss Seen Around the World Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter remembers playing with a disc gun at Cleveland's wedding.
Greasemonkey.png Grease monkey The Kiss Seen Around the World Stewie Griffin 2 3
Stewie feels like a grease monkey after working on his tricycle.
Columbus.png Christopher Columbus The Kiss Seen Around the World Peter Griffin 3 3
Peter remembers Brian taking him to see Christopher Columbus.
Kidder2.png Margot Kidder Mr. Saturday Knight Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter remembers a bad dinner with Margot Kidder.
Electricco2.png The Electric Company Mr. Saturday Knight Peter Griffin 2 3
Peter remembers his first day working on the show The Electric Company.
Meatball.png Meatball in the vacuum Mr. Saturday Knight Peter Griffin 3 3
Peter tells Lois he thinks The Black Knight is a big jerk, just like the "guy who fixed our vacuum".
Meghumiliated.png Meg is humiliated A Fish out of Water Meg Griffin 1 3
Meg tells of being humiliated in school.
SeaWorld.png SeaWorld A Fish out of Water Meg Griffin 2 3
Meg recalls a family trip to SeaWorld.
WilsonVoit.png Spending time on the ocean A Fish out of Water Peter Griffin 3 3
Peter brags about the time he has spent on the ocean.
Culture.png Cultured house A Fish out of Water Stewie Griffin 4 3
Stewie wonders what the house would be like with some culture.
Saveass.png Saving the guys' butts A Fish out of Water Glenn Quagmire 5 3
Quagmire tells of Peter saving the guys' butts.
Beingthere.png Being there for Lois Emission Impossible Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter believes he's always been there for Lois except once...
Petrock.png Pet Rock Emission Impossible Peter Griffin 2 3
Peter remembers their old pet rock.
Wonderfulthing.png A wonderful thing Emission Impossible Lois & Stewie Griffin 3 3
When Lois asks Stewie what he would consider to be the most wonderful thing to happen to the family, Stewie has his own ideas.
Cousinoliver.png Cousin Oliver Emission Impossible Stewie Griffin 4 3
Stewie worries about being replaced in the family, like when cousin Oliver replaced Bobby on The Brady Bunch.
Formidableteam.png A formidable team montage Emission Impossible Stewie Griffin 5 3
Stewie considers the advantages of teaming up with Bertram.
Badcake.png Bad cake To Love and Die in Dixie Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter remembers a bad cake at a previous birthday party.
Folkmusicjob.png First job To Love and Die in Dixie Peter Griffin 2 3
Peter reminisces about his first job as a folk music singer.
Jobinterview.png A bad interview To Love and Die in Dixie Brian Griffin 3 3
Brain mentions that Peter has never been good at job interviews.
Nowayout.png Confused Chris To Love and Die in Dixie Chris Griffin 4 3
Chris hasn't been so confused over his feelings for Sam since he saw the Kevin Costner movie No Way Out.
Buck Owens.jpg Buck Owens To Love and Die in Dixie Peter Griffin 5 3
When Peter claims to feel lower than a bow-legged caterpillar, Buck Owens gets a laugh.
Carteremail.png Peter gets an e-mail from Carter Screwed the Pooch Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter tells of never being able to get along with Carter Pewterschmidt.
Clubstewie.png A night at the club Screwed the Pooch Stewie Griffin 2 3
Stewie thinks about where he goes to relax.
Survivor.jpg Survivor Screwed the Pooch Peter Griffin 3 3
Peter remembers being on the show Survivor.
Vishinu.jpg Vishnu Screwed the Pooch Peter Griffin 4 3
Peter gives thanks to Jesus, even though Vishnu deserved the credit.
Macaroni.png Macaroni picture Screwed the Pooch Carter Pewterschmidt and Peter Griffin 5 3
When Carter threatens Peter, Peter fantasizes about his fate.
Loisdecoy.png Lois decoy Screwed the Pooch Lois Griffin 6 3
Lois hires a decoy so she can meet with Brian.
Dennys.png Denny's Screwed the Pooch Lawyer and Brian Griffin 7 3
Brian testifies regarding an incident at a Denny's restaurant.
ROSEBUD.jpg Citizen Kane Screwed the Pooch Brian Griffin 8 3
Brian recalls having to rent movies for Peter because he taped over Citizen Kane.
Fixedbrian.png Neutered Brian Screwed the Pooch Peter Griffin 9 3
Peter thinks about what Brian would be like if he were neutered.
Hypnotist.png Hypnotized Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? Stewie Griffin 1 3
Stewie hasn't been mesmerized like the way the cheerleaders have done since he and Biran saw a hypnotist at the airport Hilton.
Narration.png Peter narrates is life Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? Brian Griffin 2 3
Brian recalls a previous time Peter was annoying.
Playoperation.png Playing "Operation" Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? Peter Griffin 3 3
Peter remembers playing "Operation" with Chris.
Osiasgriffin.PNG Osias Griffin Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? Peter Griffin 4 3
Peter recalls his ancestor who had one of the first telephones.
Thomas.PNG Thomas Griffin Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? Peter Griffin 5 3
Peter recalls his renowned philosopher great-great-great-great grandfather.
Ojbadidea.png Bad idea Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? Stewie Griffin 6 3
Stewie gives O.J. Simpson a bad idea.
Richard Simmons.jpg Richard Simmons Ready, Willing, and Disabled Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter works out in “Richard Simmons’ Sweatin’ to Books on Tape”.
Deaf Team.png The deaf team Ready, Willing, and Disabled Tom Tucker 2 3
Tom Tucker ponders the location of the deaf team during the Special People's Games.
Yoko Ono.jpg John Lennon & Yoko Ono Ready, Willing, and Disabled Stewie Griffin 3 3
Stewie threatens to do to Brian what he did to John Lennon.
MNF.png Taping Monday Night Football A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas Brian Griffin 1 3
Brian tells of how the VCR got broken when Peter attempted to tape Monday Night Football.
Kiss.jpg Kiss Saves Santa Part 1 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas Peter Griffin 2 3
When Peter first mentions Kiss Saves Santa, he fantasizes about the opening of the show.
Three Wise Men.jpg The Three Wisemen A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas Lois Griffin 3 3
Lois tells of The Three Wisemen.
Ramseysparents.png Cheering people up Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter claims to be good at cheering people up, like the time he vowed to find the killers of JonBenét Ramsey.
Applewine.png Apple juice for wine Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows Brian Griffin 2 3
Brian gives Stewie apple juice but convinces him it's wine.
Hickory Farms.jpg Hickory Farms Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows Brian Griffin 3 3
Brian recalls the worst job he ever had.
Sexyparty.png Sexy Party I From Method to Madness Stewie Griffin 1 3
Stewie fantasizes about having a sexy party.
Lindaevans.png Linda Evans From Method to Madness Stewie Griffin 2 3
Stewie suggests Olivia Fuller will end up like Linda Evans, who is nowhere to be seen.
Elroybambam.png Child Stars From Method to Madness Peter Griffin 3 3
Peter suggests to Lois that child stars turn out fine, but Elroy Jetson is kicked out of a bar and is picked up in a taxi by Bamm-Bamm Rubble.
Stewiehead.png Stewie's head Stuck Together, Torn Apart Lois Griffin 1 3
Lois recalls the last time Stewie was left unattended.
Jelouseymontage.png Jealousy montage Stuck Together, Torn Apart Brian Griffin 2 3
Brian recalls Peter being jealous at the movies, a concert and even with his own mirror image.
Pac Man.jpg Pac-Man Stuck Together, Torn Apart Peter Griffin 3 3
Peter says the trial separation will be as bad as the Pac-Man divorce.
Waywithwomen.png Peter's way with women Stuck Together, Torn Apart Peter Griffin 4 3
Peter worries that he no longer has his old way with women.
Discoban.png Banned from the disco Stuck Together, Torn Apart Peter Griffin 5 3
Peter advises that he was banned from the disco.
Fauxpas.png Faux pas Road to Europe Peter Griffin 1 3
Peter has to call someone to figure out Lois' faux pas is called a faux pas.
Solvforx.png Functioning in the real world When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Chris Griffin 1 3
Chris' math teacher tells him that he needs math to function in the real world.
Obi Wan.jpg Laser eye surgery When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Meg Griffin and Lois Griffin 2 3
Meg wants laser eye surgery which Lois believes is unsafe.
Milkmilk.png Married a child When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Lois Griffin 3 3
Lois recalls Peter's childish antics at their wedding.
Farakkan.jpg Taking Credit from the Jewish People When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Peter Griffin 4 3
Peter feels people have been taking credit from Jew for too long.
Uhohmoment.png Tactless Peter When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Brian Griffin 5 3
Brian explains Peter's tactless moment at a dinner party.
Indianna gleason.png Temple When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Peter Griffin 6 3
Peter confuses the Jewish Temple for one out of Indiana Jones.
Bridesofchrist2.png Catholic upbringing When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Peter Griffin 7 3
Peter is concerned about being in Temple with his Catholic upbringing.
Williamshatner.png Fiddler on the Roof When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Peter Griffin 8 3
After leaving Temple, Peter recalls another Jewish musical moment.
Tony Robbins.jpg Tony Robbins When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin 9 3
When Lois becomes concerned about Peter doing something foolish, Peter assures her it's nothing like what happened with Tony Robbins.
Sinbad McMahan.jpg Unappreciated wit When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Stewie Griffin 10 3
Stewie recalls losing to Sinbad on Star Search.
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