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Passionchrist.jpg The Passion of the Christ North by North Quahog Peter Griffin 1 4
Peter imagines himself as Jesus in The Passion of the Christ.
Bathbeyond.png Bed Bath and Beyond North by North Quahog Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter finds out what is in the "Beyond" section at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Honnymooners2.png The Honeymooners North by North Quahog Peter Griffin 3 4
Peter claims his and Lois' getaway will be just like The Honeymooners.
Pinocchio.jpg Pinocchio North by North Quahog Stewie Griffin 4 4
Stewie claims he knows how to deal with children, unlike Geppetto.
Genesplicing.png Gene splicing North by North Quahog Peter Griffin 5 4
Peter experiments with gene splicing.
Forgethowtosit.png Peter forgets how to sit North by North Quahog Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter forgets how to sit down.
Gotowar.png Peter's power of persuasion North by North Quahog Peter Griffin 7 4
Peter convinces congress to go to war.
Everythingmegneeds.png Everything Meg needs Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Peter Griffin 1 4
When Lois is concerned about leaving Meg home alone, Peter assures her Meg has everything she needs.
Ted Mary.jpg Ted Danson & Mary Steenburgen Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter finds meeting Chris' teachers more interesting than Ted Danson & Mary Steenburgen.
Youcantdothat.png You Can't Do That On Television Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin 3 4
Lois asks Peter if Ms. Clifton will be coming back to class.
Damen Affleck.jpg Ben Affleck & Matt Damon Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Brian Griffin 4 4
Brian tells his class they could be successful writers like Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.
Dentalfloss.png Things Chris has done for Brian Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Peter Griffin 5 4
Peter reminds Brian of some of the things Chris has done for him, such as retrieving dental floss.
Water Slide Indoors.jpg Peter makes a water slide Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Brian Griffin 6 4
Brian knows what it's like to hang out with an idiot.
Vangogh2.png Vincent van Gogh Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Peter Griffin 7 4
Peter suggests Chris should do something simple to woo his teacher like Vincent van Gogh did.
Stewiecondom.png Stewie obtains a condom Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Stewie Griffin 8 4
Stewie makes a gift of a condom to Chris.
Donny Marie.jpg Donny Osmond & Marie Osmond Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Mrs. Lockhart 9 4
Mrs. Lockhart tries to warn Chris of what happens when people do impulsive things.
PeterLarry.png No one as stupid as Peter Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Brian Griffin 10 4
Brian decides no one could be as stupid as Peter and recalls a time when Peter took a blow to the head and thought he was Larry from Three's Company.
Merry old land of oz.jpg "Merry Old Land of Oz" Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Lois Griffin 11 4
When Lois is afraid of Chris going to prison, she crosses the prison drama Oz with The Wizard of Oz.
Wonder Twins.png Wonder Twins Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High Peter Griffin 12 4
Peter admits there has been things he hasn't been proud of, such as becoming Jayna's tampon on the Wonder Twins.
Piewedding.png Peter marries a pie Blind Ambition Peter Griffin 1 4
When Peter teases Joe about marrying his medals, he admits he almost did something similar.
Getlaid.png Brian's operation Blind Ambition Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter tells how Brian's operation was the inspiration to curing Quagmire of chasing women.
Auctioneer.png Cleveland the auctioneer Blind Ambition Peter Griffin 3 4
Peter recounts how Cleveland was once a famous auctioneer.
Civil war twins.jpg Peter's other Civil War participant ancestors Blind Ambition Peter Griffin 4 4
Peter recalls his Siamese twin ancestors who fought on each side of the Civil War.
Wasteofmoney.png Stewie's Big Wheel Blind Ambition Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie considers Peters swallowing of nickels the biggest waste of money since he tricked out his Big Wheel.
Deafdumb.png Deaf and Dumb Blind Ambition Meg Griffin 6 4
When Lois says the family has to take care of Peter since he's blind, Meg objects that no one took care of her when she lost her limbs and was struck deaf, dumb and blind.
Peter with friends.jpg Out of Place Blind Ambition Peter Griffin 7 4
Peter spends a week with Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, and Aquaman and feels out of place.
Realboyfirend.png A real boy friend Don't Make Me Over Meg's Friend 1 4
Meg's friend suggests she could ask out Craig Hoffman as she is the only one of their group to have had a real boyfriend, even if he was a corpse.
Practicaljoke.png Practical jokes Don't Make Me Over Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter tells how he used to play practical jokes at a hospital.
Coyoteugly.png Coyote Ugly Don't Make Me Over Joe Swanson 3 4
Joe tells how they guys tried to perform Coyote Ugly at The Drunken Clam.
Neil Armstrong.jpg Faking the moon landing Don't Make Me Over Peter Griffin 4 4
Peter suggests the guys should fake playing just like the moon landing was faked.
Gaytinman.png Homosexual Tin Man Don't Make Me Over Peter Griffin 5 4
Peter suggests the band should evolve, like when the Tin Man found out he was homosexual.
Entertainbush.png Entertaining at the White House Don't Make Me Over Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter recalls entertaining at the White House.
Anika Sorenstam.jpg Stewie's worst of Golf The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire Stewie Griffin 1 4
Stewie questions Annika Sörenstam's gender while spending time with her on a golf course.
Andregiant.png André the Giant The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter refuses to help people after he was criticized for painting the Sistine Chapel.
Drunkatlibrary.png Drunk at the library The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire Peter Griffin 3 4
Peter recalls losing his library card for reading while drunk at the library.
Quagmireclinton.png Fessing up The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire Glenn Quagmire 4 4
Quagmire recalls having to fess up to the Nation regarding an affair.
Youhaveaids.jpg "You Have AIDS" The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire Peter Griffin 5 4
Peter claims to have a knack for delivering bad news.
Supermanpower.png Superman's S The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter asks Cleveland whats the story of Superman's S icon
Johnedward.png John Edward The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire Lois Griffin 7 4
Lois recalls nearly having an ulcer with Peter at John Edward's show.
Wildcrazy.png The way it was The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire Glenn Quagmire 8 4
Quagmire recalls the way he and Quagmire used to be.
Vaginamomologs.png The Vagina Monologs Petarded Peter Griffin 1 4
Peter claims game night is better than watching The Vagina Monologs.
Keysoutofcar.png Peter locks his keys out of the car Petarded Brian Griffin 2 4
Brian reminds Lois of how stupid Peter could be, like the time he locked his keys out of the car.
VlcsnaFiretruck.png Fire Trucks and Ambulances Petarded Peter Griffin 3 4
Peter claims to have seen a National Geographic documentary regarding fire trucks.
Timer.jpg Timer Petarded Peter Griffin 4 4
Peter claims that winning at Trivial Pursuit is better than the time he met Timer.
Cloris Leachman.jpg Cloris Leachman Petarded Peter Griffin 5 4
Peter Griffin fantasizes what he would do if awarded a MacArthur Genius Grant; 'Buying' Cloris Leachman.
Badluck.png People had worst days Petarded Lois Griffin 6 4
Lois tells of people who had worst days than Peter finding out he's retarded.
Blackjoke.png Brian fools Stewie Petarded Stewie Griffin 7 4
When going fooled by Brian of a hand shake, Stewie feels more foolish than trying to tell a racist joke.
Rocky Dennis.jpg Rocky Dennis Petarded Peter Griffin 8 4
Peter says Lois looks worse than Rocky Dennis after he burns her with hot fry oil.
Ipod.png Stewie's IPod commercial Petarded Peter Griffin 9 4
Peter calls not getting the kids back to be a family worse than Stewie's IPod commercial.
Peterman.png Peter becomes a man Brian the Bachelor Peter Griffin 1 4
Peter recalls when he became a man.
Quagfavor.png Quagmire does a favor Brian the Bachelor Glenn Quagmire 2 4
Quagmire has to do some favors to get on The Bachelorette.
Snorks2.png Snorks Brian the Bachelor Chris Griffin 3 4
Chris proclaims that he and his pimple Doug would be the best friends since the Snorks.
Hijesus.png Jesus shout out Brian the Bachelor Trevor 4 4
Trevor gives a shout out to Jesus Christ who is watching The Bachelorette.
Cowkite.png Peter's cow kite Brian the Bachelor Brian Griffin 5 4
Brian recalls Peter's unsuccessful cow kite.
Stewieparty.png Stewie parties his ass off Brian the Bachelor Stewie Griffin 6 4
Stewie imagines himself with Chris' room.
Hall.jpg Hall & Oates Brian the Bachelor Peter Griffin 7 4
Peter tells of Lois' crazy stunts like making plaster molds of celebrities.
Quagdate.png Bad date Brian the Bachelor Brooke Roberts 8 4
Brook recalls a bad date with Quagmire and his mom.
Stupert.png Stewpert 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Meg Griffin 1 4
Megs wonders what kind of trouble could Stewie get into if left alone.
Megyesdear.png The last time Meg turned Neil down 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Meg Griffin 2 4
Meg recalls the last time she turned down a date request from Neil Goldman.
Breakfastmachine.png Peter's breakfast machine 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Peter Griffin 3 4
Peter claims Mort's prices are more of a ripoff than his breakfast machine.
Blind Date.jpg Blind Date 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Stewie Griffin 4 4
Stewie feels he has trouble meeting new people like his time on Blind Date.
Lesmis.png Les Misérables 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie meeting LaDawn is more exhilarating than Kirk Cameron in Les Misérables.
Pam Tommy Lee.jpg Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Stewie Griffin 6 4
Stewie hoes he doesn't make a faux pas like the time he met Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee.
Coolbrian.png Cooler than Brian 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Stewie Griffin 7 4
Stewie imagines himself cooler than Brian trying to pick up high school girls.
Kramerpreditor.png Kramer vs. Predator 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Cicillia 8 4
Cicillia brags that Neil's DVD of her has higher production values than Kramer vs. Predator.
Jiminyglick.png Jiminy Glick 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Stewie Griffin 9 4
Stewie imagines himself as Jiminy Glick.
Eva Hitler.jpg Adolf Hitler & Eva Braun 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter Stewie Griffin 10 4
Stewie imagines himself and LaDawn dying together like Adolf Hitler & Eva Braun.
Kidnappedkids.png Kidnapped kids Breaking Out is Hard to Do Lois Griffin 1 4
Lois warns tha more kids are kidnapped at the grocery store than anywhere else.
Stewiesurprise.png Brian surprises Stewie Breaking Out is Hard to Do Stewie Griffin 2 4
Stewie recalls being surprised by Brian.
Termanalkids.png Peter tells jokes to terminally ill kids Breaking Out is Hard to Do Brian Griffin 3 4
Brian claims Peter knows how to ruin people's time.
Winona Ryder.jpg "The Winona Ryder Thing" Breaking Out is Hard to Do Brian Griffin 4 4
Brian claims Lois' kleptomania is worse than "the Winona Ryder thing".
Fantasyworld.png Peter's fantasy world Breaking Out is Hard to Do Brian Griffin 5 4
Brian recommends Lois get therapy like Peter did after becoming too involved in his fantasy world.
Theblob.png The Blob Breaking Out is Hard to Do Chris Griffin 6 4
Chris hadn't been so upset since he watched The Blob.
Hes Quagmire.jpg "He's Quagmire" 1 Breaking Out is Hard to Do Announcer 7 4
Who else but Quagmire could ruin a solemn occasion?
Thingloisdoes.png Doing Lois stuff montage Breaking Out is Hard to Do Peter Griffin 8 4
Peter tells of having to go to Lois' book club and attempting to give himself fellatio.
Bergina.png Meg's gynecologist Breaking Out is Hard to Do Peter Griffin 9 4
When Peter suggests the family make the best of a bad situation, he reminds them of Meg's gynecologist.
Greglugainis.png Greg Louganis joke Breaking Out is Hard to Do Peter Griffin 10 4
Family Guy makes a Greg Louganis joke after Peter brags of being a natural athlete.
Nebraska.png Stewie's trip to Nebraska Breaking Out is Hard to Do Stewie Griffin 11 4
When suggesting the family needs a change of scenery, Stewie recalls his trip to Nebraska.
Karl Malden.jpg Karl Malden Breaking Out is Hard to Do Peter Griffin 12 4
Peter recalls doing cocaine with Karl Malden.
4 Peters.jpg The Four Peters Model Misbehavior Peter Griffin 1 4
Peter looks forward to being part of a team again.
Meegperiod.png Indiscreet Peter Model Misbehavior Brian Griffin 2 4
Brian worries about Peter being indiscreet, like the time Meg got her period.
Nelli.png Impressive trophy Model Misbehavior Stewie Griffin 3 4
Stewie claims Lois' trophy is the second most impressive one he's seen, which he used to hit Justin Timberlake.
Maxwell.png Maxell Model Misbehavior Lois Griffin 4 4
Lois recalls Carter not letting her pursue a modeling career.
Wormfest.png Worm feast Model Misbehavior Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie speculates on the worms feasting in Brian's intestines.
Brandi.jpg Millionaire playboy Model Misbehavior Stewie Griffin 6 4
Stewie fantasizes about being a millionaire playboy.
Kakapopopeepeeshire.png Naming Rhode Island Model Misbehavior Peter Griffin 7 4
Peter feels luckier than the state of Rhode Island.
Cookierehab.png Cookie Monster rehab Model Misbehavior Stewie Griffin 8 4
Stewie mentions Cookie Monster's rehab.
Adameve.png The Garden of Eden Model Misbehavior Lois Griffin 9 4
Lois claims the Vogue magazine party is more exclusive than the Garden of Eden.
Cincirep.png The rep from the Cincinnati office Model Misbehavior Stewie Griffin 10 4
Stewie tells Brian he was impressed by how he worked with the rep from the Cincinnati office.
Ectasy.png Peter does Ecstasy Model Misbehavior Peter Griffin 11 4
Peter hasn't been so happy since he did Ecstasy.
Softylytotheriver.png "Sighing Softly To The River" Peter's Got Woods Peter Griffin 1 4
Peter reminds Brian of a favor he did for him.
Q son.jpg Quagmire's Spanish son Peter's Got Woods Glenn Quagmire 2 4
Quagmire believes he has kids all over the world.
Hellen Keller.jpg Helen Keller Peter's Got Woods Stewie Griffin 3 4
Stewie claims Brian's date is more pathetic than playing Marco Polo with Helen Keller.
Peekaboo.png Peter's vanishing act Peter's Got Woods Stewie Griffin 4 4
Stewie claims that reading The da Vinci Code is better than Peter's vanishing act.
Firedairline.png Getting fired from the airline Peter's Got Woods Brian Griffin 5 4
Brian tells Shauna about the stupid stunt Peter did that got him fired from the airline.
Wahingmachineride.png Riding the washing machine Peter's Got Woods Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter says James Woods is more exciting than riding the washing machine.
Christina Aguilera.jpg Christina Aguilera Peter's Got Woods Peter Griffin 7 4
Peter says hanging out with James Woods is more exciting than being Christina Aguilera's manager.
Ronald Regan.jpg Reagan Smash Peter's Got Woods Peter Griffin 8 4
Peter says Ronald Reagan was more fun in his later years.
Drunkchick.png Drunk chick at a party Peter's Got Woods Brian Griffin 9 4
Brian refuses to abandon Peter like a drunk chick at a party.
Missusa.png Picking up girls at the Miss USA pageant Peter's Got Woods Stewie Griffin 10 4
Stewie claims Peter is more pathetic than when he tried to pick up girls at the Miss USA pageant.
Fannyhead.png Star Trek: The Next Generation Peter's Got Woods Peter Griffin 11 4
Peter claims James Woods creeps him out more than the episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation he watched.
70sshow.png That 70's Show Peter's Got Woods Peter Griffin 12 4
Peter says they need a crazy scheme like on That 70's Show.
Topmen.png Top Men I Peter's Got Woods Peter Griffin 13 4
Peter assures Brian the James Woods is being handled by Top Men.
Bobcatbjork.png Bobcat or Bjork The Perfect Castaway Peter Griffin 1 4
Peter hasn't felt like such a loser since he was on the game show Bobcat or Bjork.
Fartingcontest.png Farting contest The Perfect Castaway Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter love a challenge, such as the time he out-farted Michael Moore.
Kobe Bryant.jpg Kobe Bryant The Perfect Castaway Brian Griffin 3 4
Brian assures Lois that Peter is good at getting out of trouble, just like Kobe Bryant.
Petergriffinchristmas.png "A Peter Griffin Christmas" The Perfect Castaway Peter Griffin 4 4
Peter plans to use the money from fishing to finance his Christmas album.
Ponce de Leon Griffin.jpg Ponce de León Griffin The Perfect Castaway Peter Griffin 5 4
Peter recalls his explorer ancestor, Ponce de León Griffin.
Superfriends Announcer.jpg Meg dates The Perfect Castaway Lois Griffin 6 4
Lois tells how Meg got a date with the announcer from the Super Friends.
Catcalling.png New York construction worker The Perfect Castaway Peter Griffin 7 4
Peter recalls his job as a New York construction worker, although he couldn't figure out the cat-calling.
Deloreantimemachine.png Delorean time machine The Perfect Castaway Peter Griffin 8 4
Peter figures he's a smart guy since he even build his own Delorean time machine.
Paul Reiser.jpg Paul Reiser does stand up Jungle Love Peter Griffin 1 4
Peter tells Chris he is just as serious about the Freshman Hunt as when he saw Paul Reiser do stand up.
Gary Karen.jpg Cave Squabble Jungle Love Stewie Griffin 2 4
Stewie comments that Peter and Lois are not the first couple to have problems.
Sandy Duncan.jpg Sandy Duncan's glass eye Jungle Love Peter Griffin 3 4
Peter tells the agent at the Unemployment Office that he needs a job that pays better than his previous work as Sandy Duncan's glass eye.
Bears.jpg Not smarter than the average bear Jungle Love Peter Griffin 4 4
Peter tells the agent at the Unemployment Office that the job offered at the Pawtucket Brewery waseven better than when he got paid to tak part in a study.
Effeminate friend.jpg Effeminate male friend Jungle Love Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie refuses to worry about high school, saying he'll carve out a niche as the effeminate male friend to the girls.
SandMcow.jpeg S&M cow Jungle Love Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter can't wait to get to work in the morning, looking forward to the day just like a dairy cow.
Tootsie.jpg Tootsie Jungle Love Stewie Griffin 7 4
Stewie's agent tells him no one will hire him, forcing him to prove otherwise.
Lou Gehrig.jpg Lou Gehrig Jungle Love Chris Griffin 8 4
Chris demurs when Loka tells him he is a hero, saying Lou Gehrig was a hero. However, Lou is shown with an ulterior motive.
Kevin Federline.jpg Kevin Federline's magic mirror Jungle Love Peter Griffin 9 4
Peter says his new job in the brewery shipping department is worse than when he was Kevin Federline's magic mirror.
Bunsen Honeydew.jpg Muppet Labs Jungle Love Peter Griffin 10 4
Peter says his new job in the brewery sucks worse than when he was Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's assistant.
Myleftfoot.jpg My Left Foot Jungle Love Stewie Griffin 11 4
Stewie tours Europe with a musical rendition of My Left Foot.
King Arthur Griffin.jpg King Arthur Griffin Jungle Love Peter Griffin 12 4
Peter becomes the most powerful Griffin since his ancestor, King Arthur Griffin.
Will Ferrell.jpg Will Ferrell Jungle Love Stewie Griffin 13 4
Stewie comments that Peter's expenses on their trip to South America are less than when he saw the Bewitched movie.
Ptv1.png Meg's Play PTV Peter Griffin 1 4
Peter recalls the time that he once went to Meg's play.
Jake Ryan.jpg Peter's 16th Birthday PTV Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter says that watching Meg's play is worse than his 16th Birthday.
Bush Vietnam.jpg George W. Bush shows up in Vietnam PTV Stewie Griffin 3 4
When Peter realizes that he missed a moment of television history, Stewie says "Now you'll know how George Bush felt when he showed up in Vietnam."
Honeymooners.png The Honeymooners II PTV Brian Griffin 4 4
Brian notes there was something wrong with the episode of The Honeymooners he watched earlier.
Bscap0001copy0.jpg Peter's mail order business PTV Peter Griffin 5 4
Peter recalls having his own mail order business.
Archie.jpg Classic TV montage PTV Peter Griffin 6 4
When Peter encourages the audience of his TV station to recall such classic television as All in the Family and The Waltons.
Jackiemason.png Impressionable youth PTV Lois Griffin 7 4
Lois recalls the impression Jackie Mason made on Chris.
Peterbabysits2.png Peter babysits PTV Brian Griffin 8 4
Brian suggests there are worse things for kids than television, like the time Peter babysat.
Ozzy Osborne.jpg Ozzy Osbourne PTV FCC Agent 9 4
An FCC agent brags about how they got Ozzy Osbourne to clean up his act.
Reeces1.png Inspired creations PTV Peter Griffin 10 4
Peter feels that without people free to create, the world would lose some of its most inspired creations like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Freedslaves.png Freeing the slaves PTV Brian Griffin 11 4
Brian observes that there hasn't been as much tension since the slaves were freed.
Lincmem.png The Lincoln Memorial PTV Congressman 12 4
A congressman ponders the design of the Lincoln Memorial.
Tagbodyspray.png Tag body spray for sick cats Brian Goes Back to College Peter Griffin 1 4
Peter believes the television convention will be better than the time he tried Tag Body Spray for Sick Cats.
Establishment.png Woodstock I Brian Goes Back to College Stewie Griffin 2 4
Stewie feels Brian will fit in at the New Yorker like he did at Woodstock.
Ateam.png The A-Team Brian Goes Back to College Peter, Joe, Cleveland & Quagmire 3 4
The gang stars in the opening credits of The A-Team.
Louis XIV.jpg Louis XVI Brian Goes Back to College Lois Griffin 4 4
Lois tells Brian he is not the first person to get fired.
Garycoleman.jpg Gary Coleman Brian Goes Back to College Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie has Gary Coleman filling in for him while he's at college.
Kellimcgillis.png Kelly McGillis Brian Goes Back to College Classmate 6 4
One of Brian's classmates watched a sexual harassment film starring Kelly McGillis.
Ashlee Synchson.png Ashlee Simpson Brian Goes Back to College Stewie Griffin 7 4
Stewie tells Brian that plenty of people cheat.
Makeupsex.png Make-up sex Brian Goes Back to College Man at party 8 4
After a fight, a man assures Brian that Steve and Helen have great make-up sex.
Rockyiv.png Going it alone / Rocky IV Brian Goes Back to College Brian Griffin 9 4
Brian feels that only he can work himself into passing his final exam.
Madisonco.png The Bridges of Madison County The Courtship of Stewie's Father Stewie Griffin 1 4
Stewie describes his life's ambition to take pictures of bridges in Madison County.
Sandpeople.png The Sand People choir The Courtship of Stewie's Father Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter claims working at the brewery is the worst job he's had since the Sand People choir.
Penelope Cruz.jpg Penélope Cruz The Courtship of Stewie's Father Cleveland Brown 3 4
Cleveland tells Peter she should work hard like he did when he worked for E!.
Doc..jpg Miscalculation The Courtship of Stewie's Father Stewie Griffin 4 4
Stewie claims his miscalculation is almost like Doc Brown's racism on Back to the Future.
Buildingpyramids.png Building the pyramids The Courtship of Stewie's Father Lois Griffin 5 4
Lois claims a little hard work is good for you, just like the Jews who built the pyramids.
Jesusjoseph.png Jesus & Joseph The Courtship of Stewie's Father Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter says a bond between a father and son is sacred.
Kim Catrall.jpg Kim Cattrall The Courtship of Stewie's Father Lois Griffin 7 4
Lois says old people have a lot to offer to society, such as Kim Cattrall.
Nightbeforewedding.png Lois nags The Fat Guy Strangler Peter Griffin 1 4
With Lois nagging him, Peter says he sometimes wishes he'd married the girl he met the night before he married Lois.
Rhinosex.png Sex with a Rhinoceros The Fat Guy Strangler Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter says that being told he is fat is more awkward than having sex with a rhinoceros that doesn't love yu anymore.
Bobby McFerrin.jpg Bobby McFerrin The Fat Guy Strangler Stewie Griffin 3 4
Stewie says that sneaking into grandma and grandpa's house is cooler than the time he met Bobby McFerrin.
Ballcup.jpg Ball in a Cup I The Fat Guy Strangler Stewie Griffin 4 4
Stewie claims that sometimes the oldest playthings are the best.
Notbutter.png Weird commercial The Fat Guy Strangler Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie says that Patrick is weirder than the commercial he saw.
Cyblle Shepard.jpg Cybill Shepherd The Fat Guy Strangler Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter says the National Association for the Advancement of Fat People was his best idea since he slayed the dragon.
Longesttime.png "The Longest Time" The Fat Guy Strangler Stewie Griffin 7 4
Stewie says that Patrick is even more imaginative than the people who invented singing.
Schafferfirealarm.png The Paul Shaffer fire alarm The Fat Guy Strangler Peter Griffin 8 4
Peter scares Patrick and says he set him off like a Paul Shaffer fire alarm.
Tara Reid.jpg Tara Reid The Fat Guy Strangler Brian Griffin 9 4
Brian claims that harboring Patrick is a bigger disaster than when Peter did Tara Reid's boob job.
Foundbush.png Finding Bush The Fat Guy Strangler Brian Griffin 10 4
When questioned about his tracking ability, Brian tells that he was the one who found George Bush after Hurricane Katrina.
Tainedwater.png Tainted Holy Water The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Francis Griffin 1 4
Francis questions how Holy Water could become tainted.
Kathy Bates.jpg Kathy Bates The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Stewie Griffin 2 4
Stewie believes getting baptized is as bad as his bath with Kathy Bates.
Faceoff.png Face/Off The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Peter Griffin 3 4
Peter crosses his John Travolta movies and imagines Brian and Stewie in Face/Off.
Innercity.png Peter rents Lois' uterus The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Peter Griffin 4 4
Peter reminds Lois of the time he rented out her uterus to some inner-city immigrants.
Tvannouncers.png TV Announcers The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie threatens to lull Chris into a false sense of security like TV announcers do.
Jesusleap.png Jesus Quantum Leap The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter crosses the story of Jesus with Quantum Leap.
Petersteroids.png Wound up Stewie The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Chris Griffin 7 4
Chris claims Stewie is more wound up than when Peter took steroids.
Happy Days.jpg Happy Days The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Peter Griffin 8 4
Over dinner, Peter recalls Happy Days.
Petervirginity.png Peter loses his virginity The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Peter Griffin 9 4
Peter feels that being unable to find the right religion is more disappointing than when he lost his virginity.
Nevillmegaphone.png Aaron Neville megaphone The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Peter Griffin 10 4
Peter claims that founding his own church is more exciting than his Aaron Neville megaphone.
Pinball Stewie.jpg Pinball Number Count The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Stewie Griffin 11 4
Stewie claims no one would believe the morning he had.
Helium.png Stewie on helium The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Lois Griffin 12 4
Stewie claims he hasn't been as dizzy after Brian spins his ball than the time he did helium whippets at a party.
CousinMary.png Cousin Mary's wedding The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Francis Griffin 13 4
Francis says that Peter hadn't embarrassed him so bad by founding his own church since Cousin Mary's wedding.
Paula Abdul.jpg "Opposites Attract" The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz Brian Griffin 14 4
Brian suggests to Francis that opposites sometimes work well together.
The Rock.jpg Hanging out with "The Rock" Brian Sings and Swings Stewie Griffin 1 4
With Brian incapacitated, Stewie says he'll have to hang out with "The Rock" again.
Wheelchairramp.png Borrowing Joe's wheelchair ramp Brian Sings and Swings Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter borrows Joe's wheelchair ramp to get Brian into the house.
Suicide.png Sunshine Bear Brian Sings and Swings Meg Griffin 3 4
Meg explains that her friends are sort of out of town. Most of her stuffed animals escape but Sunshine Bear chooses suicide rather than return.
Swimwithbulls.png Swimming with the bulls Brian Sings and Swings Brian Griffin 4 4
Brian feels more exhilarated than the time Peter swam with the bulls.
Thomas Edison.jpg Edison Hoards Electricity Brian Sings and Swings Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie think there act will be the greatest thing since Edison harnessed electricity.
John Goodman.jpg John Goodman's family Brian Sings and Swings Lois Griffin 6 4
Lois points out to Peter than some people are happy to have food, like John Goodman's family.
Racist.png Peter pretends to be racist Brian Sings and Swings Lois Griffin 7 4
Lois recalls the time Peter pretended to be racist to get out of jury duty.
Gene2.png Gene Shalit Brian Sings and Swings Peter Griffin 8 4
After being bit by Brian Peter he hadn't been so scared since he was mugged by Gene Shalit.
Hassidicjew.png Peter pretends to be a Hasidic Jew Brian Sings and Swings Lois Griffin 9 4
Lois points out that Meg pretending to be a lesbian is more transparent than when Peter pretended to be a Hasidic Jew to get off work.
Messeduplaugh.png Stewie's messed-up laugh Brian Sings and Swings Brian Griffin 10 4
Brian admits he can't control things, just as Stewie can't control his messed-up laugh.
Stewiechute.png Bad choice Patriot Games Stewie Griffin 1 4
Stewie tells Rupert he made a bad choice, just like the time Stewie picked Brian to pack his parachute.
Sundaynight.png Internet porn night Patriot Games Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter says he can't go to his reunion because Sunday is his internet porn night.
Bigshot.png Big shot Peter Patriot Games Peter Griffin 3 4
Peter imagines himself as a big shot.
Tubman Paltrow.jpg Harriet Tubman and Gwyneth Paltrow Patriot Games Lois Griffin 4 4
Lois tells of Peter spending $30,000 on a statue of Harriet Tubman doing Gwyneth Paltrow.
Kebertxela.png Kebert Xela I Take Thee Quagmire Brian Griffin 1 4
Peter's win on Wheel of Fortune isn't the strangest thing Brian ever saw on a game show.
GSC2.png The Great Space Coaster I Take Thee Quagmire Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter says his new maid would kick more ass than the magical journey he took.
Alec Baldwin.jpg Alec Baldwin I Take Thee Quagmire Lois Griffin 3 4
Trying to breastfeed Stewie makes Lois understand how Alec Baldwin feels when he breastfeeds his brothers.
Daisydukes.png Peter's "Daisy Dukes" phase I Take Thee Quagmire Stewie Griffin 4 4
Stewie's new formula is even more disgusting than Peter's "Daisy Dukes" phase.
Tomahawked.png Tomahawk’d I Take Thee Quagmire Peter Griffin 5 4
Peter believes Quagmire is just pulling a prank on the guys like the one he pulled on Ashton Kutcher.
Billofrights.png The Bill of Rights I Take Thee Quagmire Stewie Griffin 6 4
Stewie believes giving up breast milk is an even tougher time than the Founding Fathers had trying to come up with The Bill of Rights.
Commitments.png Commitment I Take Thee Quagmire Peter Griffin 7 4
Peter points out that Quagmire has gotten out of commitments before.
Trytoread.png Peter tries to read I Take Thee Quagmire Stewie Griffin 8 4
Stewie says trying to suck milk off of a dirty carpet is even more pathetic than the "fat man" when he tries to read.
Crystalpepsi.png Crystal Pepsi I Take Thee Quagmire Peter Griffin 9 4
Peter claims that his idea for faking Quagmire's death is his best idea since he invented Crystal Pepsi.
Thatsquagmire.png That's Quagmire! I Take Thee Quagmire Peter Griffin 10 4
Peter ends the episode acknowledging everything is back to normal.
Santasleeping.png Santa knows when you are sleeping Sibling Rivalry Lois Griffin 1 4
Lois tells Chris she knows when he is lying, just as Santa knows when you are sleeping.
Lee Harvey Oswald.jpg Lee Harvey Oswald Sibling Rivalry Stewie Griffin 2 4
Stewie is surprised that Peter has better marksmanship than Lee Harvey Oswald.
Rolelay.png Roleplaying Sibling Rivalry Lois Griffin 3 4
Lois believes her pregnancy scare came from the night they tried roleplaying.
Scrat.jpg Ice Age Sibling Rivalry Peter Griffin 4 4
Peter tells of the time he tried to freeze his nuts.
Sauron.jpg The Eye of Sauron Sibling Rivalry Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie tells the kid he kicked to cry like Sauron when he lost a contact lens.
Adultdiaper.png Trying new things Sibling Rivalry Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter admits his vasectomy has given him time to try new things like adult diapers.
Diversity.png Finding diversity Sibling Rivalry Stewie Griffin 7 4
Stewie claims that running an empire is tougher than finding diversity in the "Abercrombie and Fitch" catalog.
Bc.png "B.C." Sibling Rivalry Stewie Griffin 8 4
Stewie pledges to do to Bertram what "B.C." does to comedy.
Milkshake.jpg "Milkshake" Sibling Rivalry Peter Griffin 9 4
Peter hasn't been as embarrassed by fat Lois since he used to entertain prison inmates.
Driftercoach.png Coach Peter Sibling Rivalry Stewie Griffin 10 4
Stewie claims Bertram and his gang won't know what hit them, just like when Peter was a baseball coach. Peter hires a questionable drifter as assistant coach.
Dannyaiello.png Danny Aiello Sibling Rivalry Peter Griffin 11 4
Lois claims fat sex with Peter was better than the night he pretended his penis was Danny Aiello.
Letter Y.jpg The letter Y Sibling Rivalry Stewie Griffin 12 4
Stewie pledges that when he gets done with Bertram, Bertram will hate him more than the other vowels hate the letter "Y".
Ding Fries are Done.jpg "Ding! Fries are Done!" Deep Throats Lois Griffin 1 4
Lois encourages Brian to get a part-time job like Peter did.
Megintrview.png Meg's interview Deep Throats Meg Griffin 2 4
Meg tells of her interview with Mayor Adam West.
Toddgriffin.png Todd Griffin Deep Throats Peter Griffin 3 4
Peter tells Brian of the dog they had before him.
Chuck and Morty.jpg Chevron cars Deep Throats Peter Griffin 4 4
Peter tells Brian that riding around in his taxi is better than the talking cars in the TV commercial.
Phantom of the Opera.png The Phantom of the Opera Deep Throats Peter Griffin 5 4
Peter says he loves being around the stage, except for the time he went to see The Phantom of the Opera.
Noble Indian Chief.jpg Handfull of Peter Deep Throats Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter recalls his and Lois' old band.
Soundarainforest.png "Sounds of the Rainforest" Deep Throats Brian Griffin 7 4
Brian claims his ticket is a bigger rip-off than Peter's "Sounds of the Rainforest" CD.
Jesusgoals.png Jesus' goals Deep Throats Lois Griffin 8 4
Lois asks what if Jesus gave up on his goals.
Stewie Cruise.jpg Stewie Cruise Deep Throats Stewie Griffin 9 4
After being kissed by Meg, Stewie says he feels more delirious than his cousin, Stewie Cruise.
Hotelrooms.png Filthy hotel rooms Deep Throats Stewie Griffin 10 4
Stewie tells of watching a news report on filthy hotel rooms.
Unclesam.png Uncle Sam's nipples Deep Throats Brian Griffin 11 4
Brian claims his news story will be bigger than Uncle Sam's nipples.
Baked.png Baked Deep Throats Chris Griffin 12 4
Chris explains to Lois and Peter why they lost the talent show.
Meg Life.png Meg at the mall Peterotica Meg Griffin 1 4
Meg objects to watching Stewie, pointing out she has a life.
Ratfarm.png Peter's rat farm Peterotica Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter thinks that publishing his novel will give him more money than when he ran a rat farm in his basement.
Speechfunction.png Speech function Peterotica Stewie Griffin 3 4
Stewie think using Chris as a gymnastics pad is cooler than the speech function on his computer.
Harry potterhalfblack.png Porno montage Peterotica Peter Griffin 4 4
Peter imagines his potentially successful porno titles.
Julia Roberts.png Julia Roberts Peterotica Peter Griffin 5 4
Peter tells Carter that he'll love living with the family more than Julia Roberts loves herself.
Ullman.png Tracey Ullman sketches Peterotica Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter insists he's steered the family through tougher troubles, like when they were sketches on The Tracey Ullman Show.
Jude Renee.jpg Renée Zellweger Peterotica Peter Griffin 7 4
Peter tells Carter that waiting in line at the movies makes it that more special to see Renée Zellweger's funny scrunch face.
Vlcsnap-35532.png Moby Dick You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives Peter Griffin 1 4
Peter believes it's great to have visitors, except for the time Moby Dick came to visit.
The Proclaimers.jpg The Proclaimers You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives Stewie Griffin 2 4
Stewie declares that Jasper will fit in as well with the family as Peter did with The Proclaimers.
Shroom.png Doing mushrooms You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives Chris Griffin 3 4
Chris exclaims that getting to go out with Alyssa is more exciting than the time he did mushrooms.
Popeye.jpg Popeye You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives Lois Griffin 4 4
Lois calls Peter more clueless than Popeye.
Noah.jpg Noah You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives Brian Griffin 5 4
Brian tells the story of Noah.
Parade.png Regrets You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives Stewie Griffin 6 4
Stewie regrets the day he missed a big parade.
Westquahog.png West Quahog You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives Brian Griffin 7 4
Brian explains that he had to do some things in West Quahog he is not proud of, such as trying to understand Sex and the City.
Smart.png Brainwashed You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives Lois Griffin 8 4
Lois realizes she had been brainwashed by her parents and says she feels like Elizabeth Smart.
Hansolo.png Saving Luke Skywalker You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives Peter Griffin 9 4
Peter declares he is good in tight situations, such as the time he saved Luke Skywalker's life.
Statler Waldorf.jpg Statler and Waldorf Petergeist Lois Griffin 1 4
Lois believes Peter's theater will turn out better than the balcony he built.
Gaymailbox.png Gay mailbox Petergeist Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter declares that the building supply store has everything including a gay mailbox.
Read braille.png Speaking braille Petergeist Peter Griffin 3 4
Peter says he hasn't been so excited since he learned to speak braille.
Travolta Preston.jpg Denial Petergeist Brian Griffin 4 4
Brian says he hasn't seen so much denial since John Travolta married Kelly Preston.
Stewiejackass.png Jackass Petergeist Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie decides to go to his "happy place" and pretend he's on Jackass.
Bob Costas2.jpg Bob Costas Petergeist Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter says the seance is weirder than when Bob Costas would get into the tub with him.
Dick Cheney.jpg Dick Cheney Petergeist Peter Griffin 7 4
Peter says going back into the house is not safe, like going hunting with Dick Cheney.
Threesome.png Three-way Petergeist Peter Griffin 8 4
Peter says Brian grabbing his crotch is more awkward than a three-way where the girl doesn't show up.
Lostluggage.png Lost luggage Petergeist Chris Griffin 9 4
Chris recalls the time the airline lost Carrot Top's luggage.
Danzabreath.png Judith Light Untitled Griffin Family History Peter Griffin 1 4
When Peter's oxygen tank gets mixed up with a tank of Tony Danza's breath, he wonders who got his tank.
Polotics.png Stewie's foray into politics Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 1 4
Stewie mentions his brief foray into politics.
Summerindia.png The Summer in India Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 1 4
Stewie decides learning to swim isn't as bad as the Summer he spent in India.
Censoredtides.png Prince of Tides Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin & Lackluster Video clerk 2 4
Peter challenges the clerk at Lackluster Video over Prince of Tides who says they edit it.
Peterfamilfeud.png Family Feud Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 3 4
Peter says he's been dying to get back into television since he quit being the host of Family Feud.
Ghandi.jpg Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 4 4
Stewie disputes the claim that Brad is brave, saying Gandhi was brave.
Casper.jpg Casper the Friendly Ghost Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie says he'll outswim Brad as easily as he took care of that other boy.
Roseanne.jpg Roseanne Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Lois Griffin 6 4
Lois says they never should have replaced Peter on Roseanne.
Detectivescrote.png Detective Scrotes Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 2 4
Stewie compares his shaved privates to Michael Chiklis, claiming they could be brothers.
I have confidence.jpg "I Have Confidence" Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 7 4
Stewie decides that he knows what he wants.
Vlcsnap-52933.png Bugs Bunny Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Brian Griffin 8 4
Brian says that Stewie's behavior is even more disturbing than the cartoon he saw.
Droidsgears.png Stormtroopers Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 9 4
One of the things that Grinds Peter's Gears is when he can't find the droids he's looking for and a pair of Stormtroopers agree.
Laura Flynn Boyle.jpg Lara Flynn Boyle Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 10 4
Peter says working at the station is his best job since providing nighttime heat for Lara Flynn Boyle.
Ray Charles Ella Fitzgriffin.jpg Ella Fitzgerald Griffin Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 11 4
Peter tells of his great aunt Ella Fitzgerald Griffin.
Baseball.jpg Steve Bartman Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 12 4
Stewie says that pretending to be good isn't the worst thing he's ever done.
Sexyparty2.png Sexy Party III Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 13 4
Time for another sexy party.
Stu1.png Stu Griffin Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 14 4
Stewie wishes there was someone out there just like him.
Roger Moore.jpg Roger Moore Stewie B. Goode/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 15 4
Stewie expresses relief that there were no lasting repercussions from his drinking binge.
Patches.png Salesman funny business Bango Was His Name Oh/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 1 4
Peter warns the salesman at Quahog Circuit Shack not to try any funny business, like the salesman who sold him a tyrannosaurus rex.
Jewmangroup.png Jew Man Group Bango Was His Name Oh/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 2 4
Peter reminds Lois of the time they went to Las Vegas and saw the Jew Man Group.
90210 2.jpg Beverly Hills, 90210 Bango Was His Name Oh/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 3 4
Stewie says he'd fit in with the kids from Beverly Hills, 90210, even the old one.
Wackywaving.jpg Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman I Bango Was His Name Oh/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 4 4
Peter says the kids are even more annoying than the announcers on TV.
Katie Couric.jpg Katie Couric Bango Was His Name Oh/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie reminds Brian of Peter being an idiot, like the time he was on the Today show.
Lastcrusade.png The Last Crusade Bango Was His Name Oh/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter mentions the time he took Meg on The Last Crusade.
Robostewiebrian.png Robo Brian and Stewie Bango Was His Name Oh/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 7 4
Stewie tells Brian that Lois and Peter won't even know they're gone.
Quark Griffin.jpg Quark Griffin Bango Was His Name Oh/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 8 4
Stewie says that Lois having relations with Peter is even more disgusting than his cousin Quark Griffin.
Siamesetwins.png Siamese twins Bango Was His Name Oh/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Brian Griffin 9 4
Brian says he'll stick with Stewie like the time they were Siamese twins.
Badhorse.png Horses are terrible people Bango Was His Name Oh/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 10 4
Peter tells Lois that they are not terrible people for getting rid of the kids.
Thundercats 1.jpg ThunderCats Bango Was His Name Oh/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 11 4
Stewie hopes they get kooky TV roommates.
Fruitstands.png Fruit stands Bango Was His Name Oh/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 12 4
Stewie wonders why there is always a fruit stand around during a chase.
Finwedandy.png Jesus' abilities exaggerated Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stu Griffin 1 4
Stu says that Jesus' abilities were exaggerated.
Houseidiots.png House full of idiots Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 2 4
Stewie is glad to get away from the house full of idiots.
Braintv.png TV in your head Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 3 4
Stewie wonders about all of the futuristic inventions he was led to expect.
Frozendisney.png Unfreezing Walt Disney Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin & Stu Griffin 4 4
Stu confirms Stewie's question if Walt Disney have been unfrozen.
Wonder Woman.jpg Wonder Woman Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 5 4
Stewie says he feels as invincible as Superman.
Bono.jpg Bono Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 6 4
Peter says their trip to Sonoma was better than being stuck on a desert island with Bono.
Douchebag1.png President Douchebag Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stu Griffin 7 4
Stu explains how a Douchebag became president.
Rupertleg.png Rupert's leg Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 8 4
Stewie recalls how Rupert's leg came to be damaged.
Returns.png Working returns Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stu Griffin 9 4
Stu tells of having to work returns on Tuesdays.
The Stork.jpg The Stork Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 10 4
Stewie's only understanding of sex is the myth about where babies come from.
Hemmingway van goh cobain.jpg Brian in Heaven Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Lois Griffin 11 4
Lois is relieved that Brian is in a better place.
Termsenderement.png Terms of Endearment Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 12 4
Stewie points out that even Peter got a new job after being fired as the first director of Terms of Endearment.
Unappreciatedgift.png Unappreciated gift Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 13 4
Stewie says that fixing up Stu's life is not the first gift to go unappreciated.
Johnny Quest.jpg Jonny Quest Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 14 4
Stewie questions the difficulty of getting a new job and points out that even he got a job at the airport.
Catapult.png Trusting Peter with money Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure/Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Lois Griffin 15 4
Lois points out she could never trust Peter with money, like the time he used Meg's college fund to buy a medieval catapult.
Directorpeter.png Pushing the envelope of creativity Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 3 4
Peter tells how he went into directing.
Incestepisode.png Incest episode Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 4 4
Peter thinks the show went too far with the incest episode.
Gointhesuit.png Part-time jobs montage Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Peter Griffin 5 4
Peter tells of some of his part-time jobs, including working at Disneyland, as a fireman and as an astronaut.
Partygirl.png Dark period montage Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Lois Griffin 6 4
Lois tells of going through a dark period in her life, including being arrested and working as a stripper.
Iditerod.png Competing in the Iditarod Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Brian Griffin 7 4
Brian tells of competing in the Iditarod.
Meetfans.png Meeting the fans Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Brian Griffin 8 4
Brian says he spent some time just meeting with his fans.
Westwing.png The West Wing Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Chris Griffin 9 4
Chris mentions his guest appearance on The West Wing.
Cher Meg 1.jpg Entertaining the troops Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Meg Griffin 10 4
Meg says she spent time entertaining the troops.
Talkshows.png Stewie's talk shows montage Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story Stewie Griffin 11 4
Stewie says he spent time on the talk show circuit, visiting with Late Show with David Letterman, Inside the Actors Studio, and The View.
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