Cutaway Gags Season 5

Screenshot	Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
	Peter's College Exam	Stewie Loves Lois	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter hasn't had an exam since he was in college.
	Stewie & Rupert go to Hawaii	Stewie Loves Lois	Stewie Griffin	2	5
	Stewie tells Rupert they will go to Hawaii as they wanted.
	Injustice	Stewie Loves Lois	Peter Griffin	3	5
	Peter says too many people get away with injustice, like in the Louisiana swamp.
	Sábado Gigante	Stewie Loves Lois	Stewie Griffin	4	5
	Stewie falls asleep watching Sábado Gigante and learns Spanish.
	The Second Coming	Stewie Loves Lois	Peter Griffin	5	5
	Peter looks forward to his day in court almost as much as the Second Coming.
	Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Sulu	Stewie Loves Lois	Brian Griffin	6	5
	Brian notes that Stewie seems like a different person.
	Testifying against Michael Jackson	Stewie Loves Lois	Stewie Griffin	7	5
	Stewie threatens to testify against Lois like he did against Michael Jackson.
	Peter watches The Ring Video	Mother Tucker	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter remarks that instead of watching the air show he'd rather watch the cursed video from the movie The Ring.
	Picking people out of a crowd	Mother Tucker	Peter Griffin	2	5
	Peter claims to be good at picking people out of a crowd.
	Peanuts Reunion	Mother Tucker	Peter Griffin	3	5
	Peter compares the shock at his mother's sudden announcement to a Peanuts reunion.
	Tim McCarver	Mother Tucker	Brian Griffin	4	5
	Brian admits Stewie would be better on the radio than Tim McCarver.
	Charlotte's Web	Mother Tucker	Lois Griffin	5	5
	Lois thinks that helping Thelma Griffin can't any harder than the spider from Charlotte's Web overcoming Tourette syndrome.
	Bladder control montage	Mother Tucker	Thelma Griffin	6	5
	Thelma launches a bladder control commercial parody.
	Nosy waiter	Mother Tucker	Peter Griffin	7	5
	Peter accuses Lois of being nosy, just like the waiter they had.
	Stewie's thoughts	Mother Tucker	Peter Griffin	8	5
	Peter asks what would the grandchildren think about Thelma Griffin and Tom Tucker's relationship.
	Three Wishes	Mother Tucker	Tom Tucker	9	5
	Tom pledges to make Thelma happier than a kid on Three Wishes.
	Dwarf among midgets	Mother Tucker	Brian Griffin	10	5
	Brian says that his show being a success makes him feel more important than a dwarf among midgets.
	Darth Vader, meter maid	Mother Tucker	Peter Griffin	11	5
	Peter says his family situation is not stranger than when Darth Vader was a meter maid.
	Selling out	Mother Tucker	Brian Griffin	12	5
	Brian says he feels as much of a sell out as when Stewie did Butterfinger commercials.
	Red Dawn: The Musical	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter hasn't had as much fun hanging out with the guys since he was in that Broadway musical.
	Iceman	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	2	5
	Peter points out to Meg that people have always found ways to get around, like Iceman.
	Douchebag in a Hummer	Hell Comes to Quahog	Brian Griffin	3	5
	Brian wonders what kind of douchebag would buy a Hummer.
	Basic cable	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter says that Meg is always trying to ruin his fun, like basic cable.
	Yogi Bear	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	5	5
	Peter points out that getting the tank impounded isn't the worst thing he's ever done, like the favor he did for a park ranger.
	Special boy	Hell Comes to Quahog	Stewie Griffin	6	5
	Stewie says that Brian hates all giant stores since he was petted too hard by a special boy outside of K-Mart.
	Tom Brokaw	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	7	5
	Peter says that Superstore USA is the worst thing to happen to town since the roving gang of Tom Brokaws.
	Richard Gere	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	8	5
	Peter says that losing his job at the brewery sucks worse than Easter ar Richard Gere's house.
	The Electric Company	Hell Comes to Quahog	Diane Simmons	9	5
	Diane launches The Electric Company theme.
	Superstore USA paper route	Hell Comes to Quahog	Chris Griffin	10	5
	Chris loses his job because Superstore USA has its own paper route.
	Get the sensation	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	11	5
	Peter says Superstore USA's air conditioning makes him feel like he's standing at the top of a mountain.
	SATs	Hell Comes to Quahog	Peter Griffin	12	5
	Peter claims he is doing better on his new job than of the SATs.
	Getting herpes from a toilet seat	Hell Comes to Quahog	Lois Griffin	13	5
	Lois says the heat is worse than getting herpes from a toilet seat.
	Mickey Rooney	Saving Private Brian	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter tells Lois that Chris could be saving his country like Mickey Rooney.
	Distractions	Saving Private Brian	Peter Griffin	2	5
	Peter points out that all of America gets distracted when a white girl goes missing.
	Dr. Katz	Saving Private Brian	Brian Griffin	3	5
	Brian says that army recruiting would put kids in therapy like Peter.
	The Horse Whisperer	Saving Private Brian	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter says that Chris needs to find something he's good at, like Peter when he was a horse whisperer.
	Muddy Waters	Saving Private Brian	Chris Griffin	5	5
	Chris believes he could be a famous musician like Muddy Waters.
	Granting wishes	Saving Private Brian	Stewie Griffin	6	5
	Stewie says that Brian will be as effective talking to the recruiter as the Wizard of Oz was at granting wishes.
	Zinédine Zidane	Saving Private Brian	Stewie Griffin	7	5
	Stewie says Brian getting hit has to hurt worse than a birthday telegram from Zinédine Zidane.
	Gregory Peck's kids	Saving Private Brian	Peter Griffin	8	5
	Peter points out that kids can be a handful, like Gregory Peck's kids.
	No clip	Saving Private Brian	Stewie Griffin	9	5
	Stewie is surprised that there is no cutaway when talking about Peter going after a hockey coach.
	Peter covers his farts	Saving Private Brian	Lois Griffin	10	5
	Lois says that Chris is acting worse than Peter when he tries to cover his farts by pretending to cough.
	Minnie Driver	Saving Private Brian	Stewie Griffin	11	5
	Stewie claims that Brian completing the obstacle course is a bigger accomplishment than getting Minnie Driver's head to fit on the screen.
	Democracy kicks in montage	Saving Private Brian	Soldier	12	5
	A soldier announces that democracy has just kicked in in Iraq.
	Vision of Democracy	Saving Private Brian	Stewie Griffin	13	5
	Stewie admits that only one man had a vision of democracy coming to Iraq.
	Distracting the guard	Saving Private Brian	Peter Griffin	14	5
	Peter distracts a guard with a riddle.
	"There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea"	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Stewie Griffin	1	5
	Stewie accuses Brian of thinking of him as dim as the retirees he entertains on Thursdays.
	Peter's porn hiding place	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Peter Griffin	2	5
	Peter says he hasn't been as happy to have his fingers back than when he found a new hiding place for his porn.
	The Lord of Darkness	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Peter Griffin	3	5
	Peter points out that the guys night out is better than when they partied with the "big-horn guy from Legend".
	Boston-area book report	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Stewie Griffin	4	5
	Stewie accuses Jillian of being dumber than a Boston-area book report.
	Buzz Killington I	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Peter Griffin	5	5
	Peter accuses Lois of being a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington.
	When two people are alone	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Brian Griffin	6	5
	Brian tells Stewie that he doesn't know what things are like when two people are alone.
	Our American Cousin	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Brian Griffin	7	5
	Brian says that breaking up with Jillian will be tougher than the reviews for Our American Cousin.
	Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Peter Griffin	8	5
	Peter says that he knew Lois would come around to him like Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman.
	Sexually confused	Prick Up Your Ears	Lois Griffin	1	5
	Lois says that without sex education the kids will become as confused as Michael Jackson.
	Money matters	Prick Up Your Ears	Peter Griffin	2	5
	Peter says he can teach the kids about sex like he taught drug addicts about money matters.
	Missed opportunities / Tetris	Prick Up Your Ears	Peter Griffin	3	5
	Peter says he's already missed too many other opportunities.
	Liam Neeson	Prick Up Your Ears	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter points out that without his knowledge, the kids will be as hopeless as Liam Neeson playing an American cowboy.
	Knight Rider	Prick Up Your Ears	Lois Griffin	5	5
	Lois sets up a segue into Knight Rider.
	Pablo Picasso	Prick Up Your Ears	Meg Griffin	6	5
	Meg says that Jerry Kirkwood is a visionary, like Picasso.
	Britney Spears' dietitian	Prick Up Your Ears	Stewie Griffin	7	5
	Stewie claims the Tooth Fairy must have been quieter than Britney Spears' dietitian.
	Asian lady driver	Prick Up Your Ears	Peter Griffin	8	5
	Peter vows to be as untouched as the turn signal in an Asian lady driver's car.
	The Facts of Life	Prick Up Your Ears	Stewie Griffin	9	5
	Stewie says he'll fight the Tooth Fairy like Geri fought comedy on The Facts of Life.
	Mel Gibson's apology	Prick Up Your Ears	Peter Griffin	10	5
	Peter says that his and Lois speech on sex ed will be more convincing than Mel Gibson's apology.
	Harry Houdini	Prick Up Your Ears	Brian Griffin	11	5
	Brian tells Stewie that the Tooth Fairy is all smoke and mirrors, like Harry Houdini.
	Tooth Fairy	Prick Up Your Ears	Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin	12	5
	Stewie & Brian ponder what happened to Jillian's tooth.
	Rebel pilot	Chick Cancer	Stewie Griffin	1	5
	Stewie says that he'll humiliate Olivia worse than Luke Skywalker did to that rebel pilot.
	Sandra Oh	Chick Cancer	Lois Griffin	2	5
	Lois says that Peter owes her for embarrassing her in front of Sandra Oh.
	Fouad	Chick Cancer	Peter Griffin	3	5
	Peter claims he understands things better, like the foreign guy at work who helped him understand sarcasm.
	Sounds of the 80's	Chick Cancer	Brian Griffin & Stewie Griffin	4	5
	Brian and Stewie launch a commercial for "Sounds of the 80's Answering Machines" and "Sounds of the 80's Studio Audiences".
	Chester Cheetah	Chick Cancer	Stewie Griffin	5	5
	Stewie claims he's cooler than the cheetah in the commercials.
	Pretty Woman	Chick Cancer	Peter Griffin	6	5
	Peter claims that he already has experience in moves, having been the original Pretty Woman.
	Q*bert	Chick Cancer	Stewie Griffin	7	5
	Stewie claims that being Q*bert's roommate was easier than being married to Olivia Fuller.
	Cockney pickpockets	Barely Legal	Peter Griffin	1	5
	With the police out of town, Peter says he's started his own band of lovable cockney pickpockets.
	Back-up date	Barely Legal	Meg Griffin	2	5
	Meg strikes out when even her back-up date has plans to attend his little brother's funeral during the dance.
	Deep-sea training	Barely Legal	Peter Griffin	3	5
	Peter claims the police academy has to go better than his deep-sea training.
	Something, Something, Something, Dark Side	Barely Legal	Stewie Griffin	4	5
	Stewie says that finding out about Meg and Brian's relationship is an even bigger jackpot than when the Emperor figured out the formula for great Star Wars dialog.
	Locked in her room	Barely Legal	Lois Griffin	5	5
	Lois ponders what Meg is doing locked in her room all day.
	Bubble gum	Barely Legal	Lois Griffin	6	5
	Lois claims that Brian's situation with Meg is even worse than when he ate bubble gum out of the garbage.
	Peter's anvil	Road to Rupert	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter reminisces about the fun he's had with his anvil.
	Funeral for a friend	Road to Rupert	Stewie Griffin	2	5
	Stewie says he can't handle a funeral.
	My Black Son	Road to Rupert	Peter Griffin	3	5
	Peter makes his own sitcom in his head.
	Sharon Stone	Road to Rupert	Stewie Griffin	4	5
	Stewie tells Brian what he did was more horrible than having sex with Sharon Stone.
	Pat Robertson & Jerry Falwell	Road to Rupert	Stewie Griffin	5	5
	Stewie says that without Rupert he'll be as lonely as Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell after the Rapture.
	Billy Dee Williams	Road to Rupert	Peter Griffin	6	5
	Peter claims that Meg is as cool as the other side of the pillow.
	Lost in Translation	Road to Rupert	Peter Griffin	7	5
	Peter claims that he had more fun with Meg then when he went to see Lost in Translation with Cleveland and Quagmire..
	Robert Loggia	Peter's Two Dads	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter mentions that planning kids parties is worse than standing behind Robert Loggia at the airport.
	Faking it	Peter's Two Dads	Lois Griffin	2	5
	Lois reminds Peter of how she had to fake her way through Meg's last birthday.
	Asian Santa	Peter's Two Dads	Stewie Griffin	3	5
	Stewie recalls the time he got shafted by the Asian Santa at the mall.
	Pet cemetery	Peter's Two Dads	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter considers burying Francis in the pet cemetery.
	Mother Teresa	Peter's Two Dads	Stewie Griffin	5	5
	Stewie claims he hasn't been so scared since Mother Teresa OD'd in his car.
	Peter's revelation	Peter's Two Dads	Peter Griffin	6	5
	Peter recalls a repressed memory of Francis telling him he's not his father.
	Lois rampage	Peter's Two Dads	Stewie Griffin	7	5
	Stewie recounts to Rupert Lois' rampage.
	Getting a rush	Peter's Two Dads	Stewie Griffin	8	5
	Stewie looks forward to getting another rush from abuse from Lois.
	Bony fingered nun	Peter's Two Dads	Villager	9	5
	A villager in McSwiggan Village brags that "...even the boniest finger nun could poke you in the chest and it wouldn't bother you none."
	Ben Affleck prepares for a role	Peter's Two Dads	Peter Griffin	10	5
	Peter vows to prepare for the drinking contest with Mickey McFinnigan as thoroughly as Ben Affleck prepares for a role.
	Failure to Launch	Peter's Two Dads	Peter Griffin	11	5
	Peter brags on how tough he is as he sat halfway through Failure to Launch.
	Britney Spears, bad parent	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Stewie Griffin	1	5
	Stewie accuses Peter of being a worse parent than Britney Spears.
	Peter's mogwai	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Lois Griffin	2	5
	Lois says that Peter taking Stewie out in the sun was more irresponsible then when he fed his mogwai after midnight.
	Wisconsin nymphomaniac	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Stewie Griffin	3	5
	Tan Stewie says he'll get more sex than the Wisconsin nymphomaniac that used to live upstairs.
	Turn of the Century Take on all Comers Griffin	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter recalls another ancestor, Turn of the Century Take on all Comers Griffin.
	Randy Fulcher	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Peter Griffin	5	5
	Peter recalls Randy Fulcher pulling down his pants.
	Dinner with Martin Landau	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Stewie Griffin	6	5
	Stewie says Lois' spit wipe is worse than his dinner with Martin Landau.
	Brokeback Mountain horses	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Devon	7	5
	Devon gives Brian his script of Brokeback Mountain from the view of the horses.
	The Old Man and the Midget	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Peter Griffin	8	5
	Peter says that Chris and Kyle get along like an old man and a midget.
	Peter's handmade electric razor	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Peter Griffin	9	5
	Peter admits he's not good at building things, like his handmade electric razor.
	Jim Henson's "Wait-And-See" Attitude	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Stewie Griffin	10	5
	When Brian advises Stewie to "wait and see" whether or not he has cancer, Stewie says that Jim Henson had a "wait and see attitude, and look what happened to him".
	Stewie's bucket list montage	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin	11	5
	Stewie has a list of things he wants to do when he's afraid of having cancer, like going to the Chicago Museum of Art, learning to ballroom dance and starring in a national TV commercial.
	Dick Cheney, Walmart greeter	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Peter Griffin	12	5
	Peter says he's going to bully Randy Fulcher like Dick Cheney when he was a Walmart greeter.
	Comedy club	Airport '07	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter tells Brian that the Redneck Comedy Tour is better than the last time he went to a comedy club.
	Fudgesickle	Airport '07	Stewie Griffin	2	5
	Stewie says that Peter's redneck antics will be more painful to watch than the time he ate half a fudgesickle in one bite.
	Top Gun	Airport '07	Peter Griffin	3	5
	Peter has a Top Gun fantasy.
	Crotch shot	Airport '07	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter promises his redneck days are over.
	Marlee Matlin	Airport '07	Stewie Griffin	5	5
	Stewie says that Quagmire living with them will be worse than the time he lived with Marlee Matlin.
	"Prom Night Dumpster Baby"	Airport '07	Peter Griffin	6	5
	Peter tells Lois that he can't just throw Quagmire out like a prom night dumpster baby.
	Joe's nurse	Airport '07	Joe Swanson	7	5
	Quagmire tries a job as Joe's nurse.
	Job on the Enterprise	Airport '07	Glenn Quagmire	8	5
	Quagmire recounts a job on the U.S.S. Enterprise.
	Moose on the interstate	Airport '07	Joe Swanson	9	5
	Joe says that Peter's plan sounds like more trouble than a moose on the interstate.
	Hot Chick with a bad laugh	Airport '07	Peter Griffin	10	5
	Peter tells the guys that their flight is about to get rougher than a hot chick with a bad laugh.
	"He's Quagmire" II	Airport '07	Announcer	11	5
	Who else but Quagmire?
	Peter Griffin's Champagne Dance Party	Airport '07	Stewie Griffin	12	5
	Stewie can think of a hundred other things Peter could be doing on television.
	Racist Sunflower	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter thinks getting the kids out for awhile is a good idea because he doesn't like them being around the racist Sunflower.
	Writers in Starbucks	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Chris Griffin	2	5
	Chris tells Meg she's full of crap like the writers who sit in Starbucks.
	Joseph Merrick	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Stewie Griffin	3	5
	Stewie claims that Peter in a tank top is more pathetic than Joseph Merrick on Match.com.
	Conway Twitty I	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Farmer	4	5
	Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Conway Twitty.
	Dead bird gift	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Lois Griffin	5	5
	Lois tells Brian that his going to the bathroom on the lawn is even more disgusting than the Christmas gift he gave her.
	Stewie's picture	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Brian Griffin	6	5
	Brian reminds Stewie about how he felt about the after Peter and Lois criticized the picture he drew.
	The Thing	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Lois Griffin	7	5
	Lois says she's the worse wife since Lorena Bobbit married The Thing.
	Peter's physical	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Peter Griffin	8	5
	Peter says he hasn't misjudged someone like Bill Clinton since his last physical.
	The first telephone	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Lois Griffin	9	5
	Lois insists her plan to hook up Peter with her mother will work better than the first telephone.
	Conway Twitty II	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Alexander Graham Bell & Thomas Watson	10	5
	Alexander Graham Bell could use a distraction.
	Uma Thurman	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Peter Griffin	11	5
	Peter admits he hasn't been struck by a woman's beauty since he was Uma Thurman's eye wrangler on the set of Pulp Fiction.
	Mexican Super Friends	No Meals on Wheels	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter accuses Mort of being a bigger mooch than the Mexican Super Friends.
	Butt floss	No Meals on Wheels	Stewie Griffin	2	5
	Stewie says Peter's butt is more disgusting than when Meg does the butt floss thing with the towel.
	Brian's Old Roommate	No Meals on Wheels	Brian Griffin	3	5
	Brian gets pissed off at Peter worse when shocked by Peter than when hearing the O.J. Simpson verdict with his old roommate.
	Patrick Stewart vocal chords	No Meals on Wheels	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter is happy he can finally afford an operation to swap vocal chords with Patrick Stewart.
	Exploding cupcakes	No Meals on Wheels	Peter Griffin	5	5
	Peter recalls his last restaurant venture.
	Liza Minnelli's Playboy shoot	No Meals on Wheels	Stewie Griffin	6	5
	Stewie thinks Peter's restaurant will go as well as Liza Minnelli's Playboy shoot.
	Violet Gray & Pig-Pen	No Meals on Wheels	Stewie Griffin	7	5
	Stewie claims to be the only one with business experience.
	M. Night Shyamalan commercial	No Meals on Wheels	Peter Griffin	8	5
	Peter gets M. Night Shyamalan to film his commercial.
	Ben Stiller	No Meals on Wheels	Peter Griffin	9	5
	Peter thinks that having a restaurant full of cops will be cooler than the time Ben Stiller taught him to be himself.
	M.C. Escher rap video	No Meals on Wheels	Peter Griffin	10	5
	Peter thinks that a restaurant full of Joe's handicapped friends is weirder than the rap video of M.C. Escher.
	Feeding the homeless	Boys Do Cry	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter tells Lois the church organist job is boring and reminds her of his job feeding the homeless.
	Stewie meets Jesus	Boys Do Cry	Stewie Griffin	2	5
	Stewie wonders what it would be like to meet Jesus.
	Wasted Meg	Boys Do Cry	Lois Griffin	3	5
	Lois claims the family is lacking moral fiber.
	Gladiator mice	Boys Do Cry	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter is happy he can go back home to his original plans for Sunday, gladiator mice.
	Imagination land	Boys Do Cry	Peter Griffin	5	5
	Peter suggests the family hide in imagination land, where you fart when you burp and burp when you fart.
	Sneakers O'Toole	Boys Do Cry	Brian Griffin	6	5
	Brian says that looking for religious tolerance in Texas is like trying to get Sneakers O'Toole to take his sneakers off.
	Stubborn as a mule	Boys Do Cry	Brian Griffin	7	5
	Brian claims Texans are stubborn as a mule.
	Straight figure skater	Boys Do Cry	Peter Griffin	8	5
	Peter says that not riding a horse in Texas will make him stick out like a straight guy in a figure skating contest.
	WNBA	Boys Do Cry	Brian Griffin	9	5
	Brian says Texas sucks worse than the WNBA.
	Senior citizen porn	Boys Do Cry	Chris Griffin	10	5
	Chirs says that sneaking onto the Crawford Ranch is kinkier than porn made for senior citizens.
	Canadian film festival	Boys Do Cry	Peter Griffin	11	5
	Peter always thought he'd die watching the Canadian film festival.
	Dragged off	No Chris Left Behind	Stewie Griffin	1	5
	Stewie points out the family is not the first bunch to dragged off against their will.
	Braveheart	No Chris Left Behind	Stewie Griffin	2	5
	Stewie claims he can be very persuasive as he gave the next speech following the Braveheart guy.
	John Footpenis	No Chris Left Behind	Lois Griffin	3	5
	Lois points out that poor education is not what the founding fathers had in mind.
	Jiffy Pop	No Chris Left Behind	Stewie Griffin	4	5
	Stewie believes he could be a good teacher as he taught Cleveland how to make Jiffy Pop.
	King Friday XIII	No Chris Left Behind	Stewie Griffin	5	5
	Stewie claims that attending Morningwood Academy could make him more powerful than even King Friday XIII.
	Rocky Balboa	No Chris Left Behind	Chris Griffin	6	5
	Chris claims he hasn't been so miserable since he had to throw Rocky Balboa out of the meat plant.
	Healthy as a horse	No Chris Left Behind	Carter Pewterschmidt	7	5
	Carter says the Skull and Bones Society will keep Chris as healthy as a horse.
	Butt-Scratchers	No Chris Left Behind	Peter Griffin	8	5
	When the family needs money for Chris' school, Peter believes he can get back his old job of selling Butt-Scratchers.
	Night job	No Chris Left Behind	Lois Griffin	9	5
	Lois tells Chris of working nights with Meg.
	Following fat people with a tuba	No Chris Left Behind	Stewie Griffin	10	5
	Stewie tells of his job following fat people with a tuba.
	The Price is Right yodeler	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter thinks they're having a better vacation than the one with The Price is Right yodeler.
	Antonio Salieri	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	Stewie Griffin & Peter Griffin	2	5
	Peter parodies Antonio Salieri from Amadeus.
	Adam West penis	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	Mayor Adam West	3	5
	Mayor Adam West notes that the Quahog Oil Refinery gives him free oil for his hair.
	Jehovah’s Witness	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	Chris Griffin	4	5
	Chris notes that the Evil Monkey hasn't been as evil since he became a member of the Jehovah’s Witnesses.
	Peter does cocaine	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	Peter Griffin	5	5
	Peter claims that if Lois became mayor, he could do cocaine if he wanted too.
	Disney cows	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	Brian Griffin	6	5
	Brian claims that Lois can connect with people the day Disney connects with its audience.
	The Legion of Doom	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	Lois Griffin	7	5
	Lois fakes a terrorist plot and blames The Legion of Doom, with the truth being closer than she realizes.
	Las Vegas prizefight	It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One	Stewie Griffin	8	5
	Stewie notes that Lois' purse cost more than his trip to Las Vegas for a prizefight.
	Mechanical bull	Meet the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	1	5
	Peter claims he hasn't done anything wild since he road a mechanical bull.
	Mike Wallace	Meet the Quagmires	Death	2	5
	Death says he never likes to be very far away from Mike Wallace.
	Hellraiser	Meet the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	3	5
	Peter says he's going to raise more hell than Hellraiser.
	Menstrual Ms. Pac-Man	Meet the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	4	5
	Peter claims he's logged a lot of hours on "Menstrual Ms. Pac-Man".
	Fat Lonely Women's Club	Meet the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	5	5
	Peter claims he hasn't had a better time since the time he stumbled into the Fat Lonely Women's Club.
	Tom Cruise runs	Meet the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	6	5
	Peter tells Brian that his theory on what happened to them is more ridiculous than the theory of why Tom Cruise runs in all of his movies.
	Lieutenant Shiny Sides	Meet the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	7	5
	Peter tries to keep from freaking out, like the time his pet goldfish died.
	The Jetsons	Meet the Quagmires	Brian Griffin	8	5
	Brian tells Peter that they didn't have flying cars that ran on vegetable oil when George Bush was President.
	Joe Piscopo	Meet the Quagmires	Peter Griffin	9	5
	Peter claims he hasn't messed up so bad since he gave Joe Piscopo a barbell set.