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Collegetest.png Peter's College Exam Stewie Loves Lois Peter Griffin 1 5
Peter hasn't had an exam since he was in college.
Ruperthawaii.png Stewie & Rupert go to Hawaii Stewie Loves Lois Stewie Griffin 2 5
Stewie tells Rupert they will go to Hawaii as they wanted.
Laswamp.png Injustice Stewie Loves Lois Peter Griffin 3 5
Peter says too many people get away with injustice, like in the Louisiana swamp.
Sabadogigante.png Sábado Gigante Stewie Loves Lois Stewie Griffin 4 5
Stewie falls asleep watching Sábado Gigante and learns Spanish.
2ndcoming.png The Second Coming Stewie Loves Lois Peter Griffin 5 5
Peter looks forward to his day in court almost as much as the Second Coming.
Jekyllsulu.png Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Sulu Stewie Loves Lois Brian Griffin 6 5
Brian notes that Stewie seems like a different person.
Testifyjackson.png Testifying against Michael Jackson Stewie Loves Lois Stewie Griffin 7 5
Stewie threatens to testify against Lois like he did against Michael Jackson.
Peterowneden8.jpg Peter watches The Ring Video Mother Tucker Peter Griffin 1 5
Peter remarks that instead of watching the air show he'd rather watch the cursed video from the movie The Ring.
Pickingoutpeople.png Picking people out of a crowd Mother Tucker Peter Griffin 2 5
Peter claims to be good at picking people out of a crowd.
Charlie Brown.jpg Peanuts Reunion Mother Tucker Peter Griffin 3 5
Peter compares the shock at his mother's sudden announcement to a Peanuts reunion.
TimMccAarver.png Tim McCarver Mother Tucker Brian Griffin 4 5
Brian admits Stewie would be better on the radio than Tim McCarver.
Charlottsweb.png Charlotte's Web Mother Tucker Lois Griffin 5 5
Lois thinks that helping Thelma Griffin can't any harder than the spider from Charlotte's Web overcoming Tourette syndrome.
Bladdercontrol.png Bladder control montage Mother Tucker Thelma Griffin 6 5
Thelma launches a bladder control commercial parody.
Nosywaiter.png Nosy waiter Mother Tucker Peter Griffin 7 5
Peter accuses Lois of being nosy, just like the waiter they had.
Grandchildrenthink.png Stewie's thoughts Mother Tucker Peter Griffin 8 5
Peter asks what would the grandchildren think about Thelma Griffin and Tom Tucker's relationship.
Amy Grant.jpg Three Wishes Mother Tucker Tom Tucker 9 5
Tom pledges to make Thelma happier than a kid on Three Wishes.
Midgets.JPG Dwarf among midgets Mother Tucker Brian Griffin 10 5
Brian says that his show being a success makes him feel more important than a dwarf among midgets.
Darthvader.png Darth Vader, meter maid Mother Tucker Peter Griffin 11 5
Peter says his family situation is not stranger than when Darth Vader was a meter maid.
Butterfinger.png Selling out Mother Tucker Brian Griffin 12 5
Brian says he feels as much of a sell out as when Stewie did Butterfinger commercials.
Reddawn.png Red Dawn: The Musical Hell Comes to Quahog Peter Griffin 1 5
Peter hasn't had as much fun hanging out with the guys since he was in that Broadway musical.
Iceman.jpg Iceman Hell Comes to Quahog Peter Griffin 2 5
Peter points out to Meg that people have always found ways to get around, like Iceman.
Douchebaghummer.png Douchebag in a Hummer Hell Comes to Quahog Brian Griffin 3 5
Brian wonders what kind of douchebag would buy a Hummer.
Basiccable.png Basic cable Hell Comes to Quahog Peter Griffin 4 5
Peter says that Meg is always trying to ruin his fun, like basic cable.
Yogi Bear.jpg Yogi Bear Hell Comes to Quahog Peter Griffin 5 5
Peter points out that getting the tank impounded isn't the worst thing he's ever done, like the favor he did for a park ranger.
Specialchild.png Special boy Hell Comes to Quahog Stewie Griffin 6 5
Stewie says that Brian hates all giant stores since he was petted too hard by a special boy outside of K-Mart.
TomB.png Tom Brokaw Hell Comes to Quahog Peter Griffin 7 5
Peter says that Superstore USA is the worst thing to happen to town since the roving gang of Tom Brokaws.
RichardGere.png Richard Gere Hell Comes to Quahog Peter Griffin 8 5
Peter says that losing his job at the brewery sucks worse than Easter ar Richard Gere's house.
The Electric Company.jpg The Electric Company Hell Comes to Quahog Diane Simmons 9 5
Diane launches The Electric Company theme.
USApaperroute.png Superstore USA paper route Hell Comes to Quahog Chris Griffin 10 5
Chris loses his job because Superstore USA has its own paper route.
Sensation.png Get the sensation Hell Comes to Quahog Peter Griffin 11 5
Peter says Superstore USA's air conditioning makes him feel like he's standing at the top of a mountain.
SATs.png SATs Hell Comes to Quahog Peter Griffin 12 5
Peter claims he is doing better on his new job than of the SATs.
Joanie.jpg Getting herpes from a toilet seat Hell Comes to Quahog Lois Griffin 13 5
Lois says the heat is worse than getting herpes from a toilet seat.
Mickey Rooney.jpg Mickey Rooney Saving Private Brian Peter Griffin 1 5
Peter tells Lois that Chris could be saving his country like Mickey Rooney.
Whitefirlsmissing.png Distractions Saving Private Brian Peter Griffin 2 5
Peter points out that all of America gets distracted when a white girl goes missing.
Dr Katz.jpg Dr. Katz Saving Private Brian Brian Griffin 3 5
Brian says that army recruiting would put kids in therapy like Peter.
Horsewhisperer.png The Horse Whisperer Saving Private Brian Peter Griffin 4 5
Peter says that Chris needs to find something he's good at, like Peter when he was a horse whisperer.
Muddy Waters.jpg Muddy Waters Saving Private Brian Chris Griffin 5 5
Chris believes he could be a famous musician like Muddy Waters.
Grantingwishes.png Granting wishes Saving Private Brian Stewie Griffin 6 5
Stewie says that Brian will be as effective talking to the recruiter as the Wizard of Oz was at granting wishes.
Zinedine Zidane.jpg Zinédine Zidane Saving Private Brian Stewie Griffin 7 5
Stewie says Brian getting hit has to hurt worse than a birthday telegram from Zinédine Zidane.
Gregory Peck.jpg Gregory Peck's kids Saving Private Brian Peter Griffin 8 5
Peter points out that kids can be a handful, like Gregory Peck's kids.
Nocutaway1.png No clip Saving Private Brian Stewie Griffin 9 5
Stewie is surprised that there is no cutaway when talking about Peter going after a hockey coach.
Coverfarts.png Peter covers his farts Saving Private Brian Lois Griffin 10 5
Lois says that Chris is acting worse than Peter when he tries to cover his farts by pretending to cough.
Minne Driver.jpg Minnie Driver Saving Private Brian Stewie Griffin 11 5
Stewie claims that Brian completing the obstacle course is a bigger accomplishment than getting Minnie Driver's head to fit on the screen.
Democracykicksin.png Democracy kicks in montage Saving Private Brian Soldier 12 5
A soldier announces that democracy has just kicked in in Iraq.
Bushslinky.png Vision of Democracy Saving Private Brian Stewie Griffin 13 5
Stewie admits that only one man had a vision of democracy coming to Iraq.
Riddle.png Distracting the guard Saving Private Brian Peter Griffin 14 5
Peter distracts a guard with a riddle.
Theres a hole.jpg "There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea" Whistle While Your Wife Works Stewie Griffin 1 5
Stewie accuses Brian of thinking of him as dim as the retirees he entertains on Thursdays.
Hideporn.png Peter's porn hiding place Whistle While Your Wife Works Peter Griffin 2 5
Peter says he hasn't been as happy to have his fingers back than when he found a new hiding place for his porn.
Lord of Darkness.jpg The Lord of Darkness Whistle While Your Wife Works Peter Griffin 3 5
Peter points out that the guys night out is better than when they partied with the "big-horn guy from Legend".
Bostonboodreport.png Boston-area book report Whistle While Your Wife Works Stewie Griffin 4 5
Stewie accuses Jillian of being dumber than a Boston-area book report.
Buzzkillington1.png Buzz Killington I Whistle While Your Wife Works Peter Griffin 5 5
Peter accuses Lois of being a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington.
Peoplealone.png When two people are alone Whistle While Your Wife Works Brian Griffin 6 5
Brian tells Stewie that he doesn't know what things are like when two people are alone.
Americancousin.png Our American Cousin Whistle While Your Wife Works Brian Griffin 7 5
Brian says that breaking up with Jillian will be tougher than the reviews for Our American Cousin.
DeVito Pearlman.jpg Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman Whistle While Your Wife Works Peter Griffin 8 5
Peter says that he knew Lois would come around to him like Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman.
Jacksonkid.png Sexually confused Prick Up Your Ears Lois Griffin 1 5
Lois says that without sex education the kids will become as confused as Michael Jackson.
Moneymanagement.png Money matters Prick Up Your Ears Peter Griffin 2 5
Peter says he can teach the kids about sex like he taught drug addicts about money matters.
Tetris.png Missed opportunities / Tetris Prick Up Your Ears Peter Griffin 3 5
Peter says he's already missed too many other opportunities.
Liam Nieson.jpg Liam Neeson Prick Up Your Ears Peter Griffin 4 5
Peter points out that without his knowledge, the kids will be as hopeless as Liam Neeson playing an American cowboy.
Knightrider.png Knight Rider Prick Up Your Ears Lois Griffin 5 5
Lois sets up a segue into Knight Rider.
Picasso-Diane Wiest.jpg Pablo Picasso Prick Up Your Ears Meg Griffin 6 5
Meg says that Jerry Kirkwood is a visionary, like Picasso.
Brittany Spears.jpg Britney Spears' dietitian Prick Up Your Ears Stewie Griffin 7 5
Stewie claims the Tooth Fairy must have been quieter than Britney Spears' dietitian.
Asiandriver.png Asian lady driver Prick Up Your Ears Peter Griffin 8 5
Peter vows to be as untouched as the turn signal in an Asian lady driver's car.
Facts of life.jpg The Facts of Life Prick Up Your Ears Stewie Griffin 9 5
Stewie says he'll fight the Tooth Fairy like Geri fought comedy on The Facts of Life.
Melapology.png Mel Gibson's apology Prick Up Your Ears Peter Griffin 10 5
Peter says that his and Lois speech on sex ed will be more convincing than Mel Gibson's apology.
Houdini.jpg Harry Houdini Prick Up Your Ears Brian Griffin 11 5
Brian tells Stewie that the Tooth Fairy is all smoke and mirrors, like Harry Houdini.
Tooth Fairy.jpg Tooth Fairy Prick Up Your Ears Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin 12 5
Stewie & Brian ponder what happened to Jillian's tooth.
Rebelpilot.png Rebel pilot Chick Cancer Stewie Griffin 1 5
Stewie says that he'll humiliate Olivia worse than Luke Skywalker did to that rebel pilot.
Sandra Oh.jpg Sandra Oh Chick Cancer Lois Griffin 2 5
Lois says that Peter owes her for embarrassing her in front of Sandra Oh.
Fouad.png Fouad Chick Cancer Peter Griffin 3 5
Peter claims he understands things better, like the foreign guy at work who helped him understand sarcasm.
Sounds80s.png Sounds of the 80's Chick Cancer Brian Griffin & Stewie Griffin 4 5
Brian and Stewie launch a commercial for "Sounds of the 80's Answering Machines" and "Sounds of the 80's Studio Audiences".
Chester Cheetah.jpg Chester Cheetah Chick Cancer Stewie Griffin 5 5
Stewie claims he's cooler than the cheetah in the commercials.
Prettywoman.png Pretty Woman Chick Cancer Peter Griffin 6 5
Peter claims that he already has experience in moves, having been the original Pretty Woman.
Qbert.jpg Q*bert Chick Cancer Stewie Griffin 7 5
Stewie claims that being Q*bert's roommate was easier than being married to Olivia Fuller.
Pickpockets.png Cockney pickpockets Barely Legal Peter Griffin 1 5
With the police out of town, Peter says he's started his own band of lovable cockney pickpockets.
Jimmy.jpg Back-up date Barely Legal Meg Griffin 2 5
Meg strikes out when even her back-up date has plans to attend his little brother's funeral during the dance.
Deepseadiver.png Deep-sea training Barely Legal Peter Griffin 3 5
Peter claims the police academy has to go better than his deep-sea training.
Dialogformula.png Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Barely Legal Stewie Griffin 4 5
Stewie says that finding out about Meg and Brian's relationship is an even bigger jackpot than when the Emperor figured out the formula for great Star Wars dialog.
Lockedinroom.png Locked in her room Barely Legal Lois Griffin 5 5
Lois ponders what Meg is doing locked in her room all day.
Bubblegum.png Bubble gum Barely Legal Lois Griffin 6 5
Lois claims that Brian's situation with Meg is even worse than when he ate bubble gum out of the garbage.
Anvil.png Peter's anvil Road to Rupert Peter Griffin 1 5
Peter reminisces about the fun he's had with his anvil.
Funeral.png Funeral for a friend Road to Rupert Stewie Griffin 2 5
Stewie says he can't handle a funeral.
Myblackson.png My Black Son Road to Rupert Peter Griffin 3 5
Peter makes his own sitcom in his head.
Sharon Stone.jpg Sharon Stone Road to Rupert Stewie Griffin 4 5
Stewie tells Brian what he did was more horrible than having sex with Sharon Stone.
Robertson Falwell.jpg Pat Robertson & Jerry Falwell Road to Rupert Stewie Griffin 5 5
Stewie says that without Rupert he'll be as lonely as Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell after the Rapture.
Billy Dee Williams.jpg Billy Dee Williams Road to Rupert Peter Griffin 6 5
Peter claims that Meg is as cool as the other side of the pillow.
Losttranslation.png Lost in Translation Road to Rupert Peter Griffin 7 5
Peter claims that he had more fun with Meg then when he went to see Lost in Translation with Cleveland and Quagmire..
Robert Loggia.jpg Robert Loggia Peter's Two Dads Peter Griffin 1 5
Peter mentions that planning kids parties is worse than standing behind Robert Loggia at the airport.
Sixteen.png Faking it Peter's Two Dads Lois Griffin 2 5
Lois reminds Peter of how she had to fake her way through Meg's last birthday.
Asiansanta.png Asian Santa Peter's Two Dads Stewie Griffin 3 5
Stewie recalls the time he got shafted by the Asian Santa at the mall.
Petcemetary.png Pet cemetery Peter's Two Dads Peter Griffin 4 5
Peter considers burying Francis in the pet cemetery.
Mother Teresa.jpg Mother Teresa Peter's Two Dads Stewie Griffin 5 5
Stewie claims he hasn't been so scared since Mother Teresa OD'd in his car.
Repressedmemory.png Peter's revelation Peter's Two Dads Peter Griffin 6 5
Peter recalls a repressed memory of Francis telling him he's not his father.
Loisrampage.png Lois rampage Peter's Two Dads Stewie Griffin 7 5
Stewie recounts to Rupert Lois' rampage.
Givingarush.png Getting a rush Peter's Two Dads Stewie Griffin 8 5
Stewie looks forward to getting another rush from abuse from Lois.
Bonyfingerednun.png Bony fingered nun Peter's Two Dads Villager 9 5
A villager in McSwiggan Village brags that "...even the boniest finger nun could poke you in the chest and it wouldn't bother you none."
Affleck2.png Ben Affleck prepares for a role Peter's Two Dads Peter Griffin 10 5
Peter vows to prepare for the drinking contest with Mickey McFinnigan as thoroughly as Ben Affleck prepares for a role.
Sarah jessica parker.jpg Failure to Launch Peter's Two Dads Peter Griffin 11 5
Peter brags on how tough he is as he sat halfway through Failure to Launch.
Parentspears.png Britney Spears, bad parent The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Stewie Griffin 1 5
Stewie accuses Peter of being a worse parent than Britney Spears.
Mogwai.png Peter's mogwai The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Lois Griffin 2 5
Lois says that Peter taking Stewie out in the sun was more irresponsible then when he fed his mogwai after midnight.
Wisconsinnympho.png Wisconsin nymphomaniac The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Stewie Griffin 3 5
Tan Stewie says he'll get more sex than the Wisconsin nymphomaniac that used to live upstairs.
Turn of the Century Griffin.jpg Turn of the Century Take on all Comers Griffin The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Peter Griffin 4 5
Peter recalls another ancestor, Turn of the Century Take on all Comers Griffin.
Youngrandy.png Randy Fulcher The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Peter Griffin 5 5
Peter recalls Randy Fulcher pulling down his pants.
Martin Landau.jpg Dinner with Martin Landau The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Stewie Griffin 6 5
Stewie says Lois' spit wipe is worse than his dinner with Martin Landau.
BBM2.png Brokeback Mountain horses The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Devon 7 5
Devon gives Brian his script of Brokeback Mountain from the view of the horses.
Pldmidget.png The Old Man and the Midget The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Peter Griffin 8 5
Peter says that Chris and Kyle get along like an old man and a midget.
Electricrazer.png Peter's handmade electric razor The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Peter Griffin 9 5
Peter admits he's not good at building things, like his handmade electric razor.
WrongMuppets.jpg Jim Henson's "Wait-And-See" Attitude The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Stewie Griffin 10 5
When Brian advises Stewie to "wait and see" whether or not he has cancer, Stewie says that Jim Henson had a "wait and see attitude, and look what happened to him".
Olivejuice.png Stewie's bucket list montage The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin 11 5
Stewie has a list of things he wants to do when he's afraid of having cancer, like going to the Chicago Museum of Art, learning to ballroom dance and starring in a national TV commercial.
Walmartcheney.png Dick Cheney, Walmart greeter The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Peter Griffin 12 5
Peter says he's going to bully Randy Fulcher like Dick Cheney when he was a Walmart greeter.
Comedycub.png Comedy club Airport '07 Peter Griffin 1 5
Peter tells Brian that the Redneck Comedy Tour is better than the last time he went to a comedy club.
Fudgesicle.png Fudgesickle Airport '07 Stewie Griffin 2 5
Stewie says that Peter's redneck antics will be more painful to watch than the time he ate half a fudgesickle in one bite.
Topgun.png Top Gun Airport '07 Peter Griffin 3 5
Peter has a Top Gun fantasy.
Underwearless Peter.jpg Crotch shot Airport '07 Peter Griffin 4 5
Peter promises his redneck days are over.
Marlee Matlin.jpg Marlee Matlin Airport '07 Stewie Griffin 5 5
Stewie says that Quagmire living with them will be worse than the time he lived with Marlee Matlin.
Prom night DB.jpg "Prom Night Dumpster Baby" Airport '07 Peter Griffin 6 5
Peter tells Lois that he can't just throw Quagmire out like a prom night dumpster baby.
Joenurse.png Joe's nurse Airport '07 Joe Swanson 7 5
Quagmire tries a job as Joe's nurse.
Enterprisejob.png Job on the Enterprise Airport '07 Glenn Quagmire 8 5
Quagmire recounts a job on the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Interstatemoose.png Moose on the interstate Airport '07 Joe Swanson 9 5
Joe says that Peter's plan sounds like more trouble than a moose on the interstate.
Sandy.jpg Hot Chick with a bad laugh Airport '07 Peter Griffin 10 5
Peter tells the guys that their flight is about to get rougher than a hot chick with a bad laugh.
WhoelseII.png "He's Quagmire" II Airport '07 Announcer 11 5
Who else but Quagmire?
Peter Griffin Dance Party-large.jpg Peter Griffin's Champagne Dance Party Airport '07 Stewie Griffin 12 5
Stewie can think of a hundred other things Peter could be doing on television.
Billandpetersbogusjourney fsn002.jpg Racist Sunflower Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Peter Griffin 1 5
Peter thinks getting the kids out for awhile is a good idea because he doesn't like them being around the racist Sunflower.
Starbucks.png Writers in Starbucks Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Chris Griffin 2 5
Chris tells Meg she's full of crap like the writers who sit in Starbucks.
Elephant man.jpg Joseph Merrick Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Stewie Griffin 3 5
Stewie claims that Peter in a tank top is more pathetic than Joseph Merrick on Match.com.
Conway.jpg Conway Twitty I Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Farmer 4 5
Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Conway Twitty.
Christmasbird.png Dead bird gift Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Lois Griffin 5 5
Lois tells Brian that his going to the bathroom on the lawn is even more disgusting than the Christmas gift he gave her.
Stewieart.png Stewie's picture Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Brian Griffin 6 5
Brian reminds Stewie about how he felt about the after Peter and Lois criticized the picture he drew.
The Thing.jpg The Thing Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Lois Griffin 7 5
Lois says she's the worse wife since Lorena Bobbit married The Thing.
Physical.png Peter's physical Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Peter Griffin 8 5
Peter says he hasn't misjudged someone like Bill Clinton since his last physical.
Alexander Bell.jpg The first telephone Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Lois Griffin 9 5
Lois insists her plan to hook up Peter with her mother will work better than the first telephone.
Twitty2.png Conway Twitty II Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Alexander Graham Bell & Thomas Watson 10 5
Alexander Graham Bell could use a distraction.
Uma Thurman.jpg Uma Thurman Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Peter Griffin 11 5
Peter admits he hasn't been struck by a woman's beauty since he was Uma Thurman's eye wrangler on the set of Pulp Fiction.
Mexican Superfriends.png Mexican Super Friends No Meals on Wheels Peter Griffin 1 5
Peter accuses Mort of being a bigger mooch than the Mexican Super Friends.
Buttfloss.png Butt floss No Meals on Wheels Stewie Griffin 2 5
Stewie says Peter's butt is more disgusting than when Meg does the butt floss thing with the towel.
Old roomate.png Brian's Old Roommate No Meals on Wheels Brian Griffin 3 5
Brian gets pissed off at Peter worse when shocked by Peter than when hearing the O.J. Simpson verdict with his old roommate.
Volcalchords.png Patrick Stewart vocal chords No Meals on Wheels Peter Griffin 4 5
Peter is happy he can finally afford an operation to swap vocal chords with Patrick Stewart.
Expcupcakes.png Exploding cupcakes No Meals on Wheels Peter Griffin 5 5
Peter recalls his last restaurant venture.
Playboyshoot.png Liza Minnelli's Playboy shoot No Meals on Wheels Stewie Griffin 6 5
Stewie thinks Peter's restaurant will go as well as Liza Minnelli's Playboy shoot.
Violet Pigpen.jpg Violet Gray & Pig-Pen No Meals on Wheels Stewie Griffin 7 5
Stewie claims to be the only one with business experience.
Mnight.png M. Night Shyamalan commercial No Meals on Wheels Peter Griffin 8 5
Peter gets M. Night Shyamalan to film his commercial.
Benstiller.png Ben Stiller No Meals on Wheels Peter Griffin 9 5
Peter thinks that having a restaurant full of cops will be cooler than the time Ben Stiller taught him to be himself.
Mcescher.png M.C. Escher rap video No Meals on Wheels Peter Griffin 10 5
Peter thinks that a restaurant full of Joe's handicapped friends is weirder than the rap video of M.C. Escher.
Filthyhobo.png Feeding the homeless Boys Do Cry Peter Griffin 1 5
Peter tells Lois the church organist job is boring and reminds her of his job feeding the homeless.
Meetjesus.png Stewie meets Jesus Boys Do Cry Stewie Griffin 2 5
Stewie wonders what it would be like to meet Jesus.
Wastedmeg.png Wasted Meg Boys Do Cry Lois Griffin 3 5
Lois claims the family is lacking moral fiber.
Gladiatormice.png Gladiator mice Boys Do Cry Peter Griffin 4 5
Peter is happy he can go back home to his original plans for Sunday, gladiator mice.
Imaginationland.png Imagination land Boys Do Cry Peter Griffin 5 5
Peter suggests the family hide in imagination land, where you fart when you burp and burp when you fart.
Imnottakingmysneakersoff.JPG Sneakers O'Toole Boys Do Cry Brian Griffin 6 5
Brian says that looking for religious tolerance in Texas is like trying to get Sneakers O'Toole to take his sneakers off.
Mule.png Stubborn as a mule Boys Do Cry Brian Griffin 7 5
Brian claims Texans are stubborn as a mule.
Figureskater.png Straight figure skater Boys Do Cry Peter Griffin 8 5
Peter says that not riding a horse in Texas will make him stick out like a straight guy in a figure skating contest.
WNBA.png WNBA Boys Do Cry Brian Griffin 9 5
Brian says Texas sucks worse than the WNBA.
Seniorporn.png Senior citizen porn Boys Do Cry Chris Griffin 10 5
Chirs says that sneaking onto the Crawford Ranch is kinkier than porn made for senior citizens.
Canadafilm.png Canadian film festival Boys Do Cry Peter Griffin 11 5
Peter always thought he'd die watching the Canadian film festival.
Againstwill.png Dragged off No Chris Left Behind Stewie Griffin 1 5
Stewie points out the family is not the first bunch to dragged off against their will.
Bravehart.png Braveheart No Chris Left Behind Stewie Griffin 2 5
Stewie claims he can be very persuasive as he gave the next speech following the Braveheart guy.
Footpenis.png John Footpenis No Chris Left Behind Lois Griffin 3 5
Lois points out that poor education is not what the founding fathers had in mind.
Jiffypop.png Jiffy Pop No Chris Left Behind Stewie Griffin 4 5
Stewie believes he could be a good teacher as he taught Cleveland how to make Jiffy Pop.
King Friday.jpg King Friday XIII No Chris Left Behind Stewie Griffin 5 5
Stewie claims that attending Morningwood Academy could make him more powerful than even King Friday XIII.
Rocky.png Rocky Balboa No Chris Left Behind Chris Griffin 6 5
Chris claims he hasn't been so miserable since he had to throw Rocky Balboa out of the meat plant.
Thunder.jpg Healthy as a horse No Chris Left Behind Carter Pewterschmidt 7 5
Carter says the Skull and Bones Society will keep Chris as healthy as a horse.
Butt scratchers.jpg Butt-Scratchers No Chris Left Behind Peter Griffin 8 5
When the family needs money for Chris' school, Peter believes he can get back his old job of selling Butt-Scratchers.
Nightjob.png Night job No Chris Left Behind Lois Griffin 9 5
Lois tells Chris of working nights with Meg.
Tuba1.jpg Following fat people with a tuba No Chris Left Behind Stewie Griffin 10 5
Stewie tells of his job following fat people with a tuba.
Yodeler.png The Price is Right yodeler It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One Peter Griffin 1 5
Peter thinks they're having a better vacation than the one with The Price is Right yodeler.
Scleari.png Antonio Salieri It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One Stewie Griffin & Peter Griffin 2 5
Peter parodies Antonio Salieri from Amadeus.
Hairoil.png Adam West penis It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One Mayor Adam West 3 5
Mayor Adam West notes that the Quahog Oil Refinery gives him free oil for his hair.
Jehovamonkey.png Jehovah’s Witness It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One Chris Griffin 4 5
Chris notes that the Evil Monkey hasn't been as evil since he became a member of the Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Ptercocaine.png Peter does cocaine It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One Peter Griffin 5 5
Peter claims that if Lois became mayor, he could do cocaine if he wanted too.
Disneycows.png Disney cows It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One Brian Griffin 6 5
Brian claims that Lois can connect with people the day Disney connects with its audience.
Legion of Doom.jpg The Legion of Doom It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One Lois Griffin 7 5
Lois fakes a terrorist plot and blames The Legion of Doom, with the truth being closer than she realizes.
Abo.png Las Vegas prizefight It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One Stewie Griffin 8 5
Stewie notes that Lois' purse cost more than his trip to Las Vegas for a prizefight.
Mechanicalbull.png Mechanical bull Meet the Quagmires Peter Griffin 1 5
Peter claims he hasn't done anything wild since he road a mechanical bull.
Mike Wallace.jpg Mike Wallace Meet the Quagmires Death 2 5
Death says he never likes to be very far away from Mike Wallace.
Pinhead.jpg Hellraiser Meet the Quagmires Peter Griffin 3 5
Peter says he's going to raise more hell than Hellraiser.
PMS Ms Pacman.jpg Menstrual Ms. Pac-Man Meet the Quagmires Peter Griffin 4 5
Peter claims he's logged a lot of hours on "Menstrual Ms. Pac-Man".
Fatlonelywomen.png Fat Lonely Women's Club Meet the Quagmires Peter Griffin 5 5
Peter claims he hasn't had a better time since the time he stumbled into the Fat Lonely Women's Club.
Tomvruiseruns.png Tom Cruise runs Meet the Quagmires Peter Griffin 6 5
Peter tells Brian that his theory on what happened to them is more ridiculous than the theory of why Tom Cruise runs in all of his movies.
Shinysides.png Lieutenant Shiny Sides Meet the Quagmires Peter Griffin 7 5
Peter tries to keep from freaking out, like the time his pet goldfish died.
Jane Jetson.png The Jetsons Meet the Quagmires Brian Griffin 8 5
Brian tells Peter that they didn't have flying cars that ran on vegetable oil when George Bush was President.
Joe Piscopo.jpg Joe Piscopo Meet the Quagmires Peter Griffin 9 5
Peter claims he hasn't messed up so bad since he gave Joe Piscopo a barbell set.
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