Cutaway Gags Season 7

Screenshot	Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
	Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911	Love, Blactually	Stewie Griffin	1	7
	Stewie finds a book at the book store.
	Strong signals	Love, Blactually	Brian Griffin	2	7
	Brian tells Stewie of Carolyn sending strong signals of wanting sex.
	37 year-old woman on a blind date	Love, Blactually	Stewie Griffin	3	7
	Stewie tells Brian to go out and have fun, not like 37 year-old woman on a blind date fun.
	Shouting Arabgram	Love, Blactually	Brian Griffin	4	7
	Brian says that getting Cleveland and Loretta Brown back together is a long shot, but so was the shouting Arabgram business.
	Cyrano de Bergerac	Love, Blactually	Peter Griffin	5	7
	Peter vows to expose Loretta as a cheat like Cyrano de Bergerac exposed his antisemitism.
	No time to poop	I Dream of Jesus	Peter Griffin	1	7
	Peter hopes the family enjoys their meal, unlike the previous night when he didn't have time to poop before the guests arrived.
	Fat surgery	I Dream of Jesus	Brian Griffin	2	7
	Brian vows to destroy Peter's "Surfin' Bird" record like fat surgery destroyed Star Jones arms.
	Alan Sherman record	I Dream of Jesus	Lois Griffin	3	7
	Lois tells Peter that records just don't walk away, except for her Alan Sherman record.
	God quits smoking	I Dream of Jesus	Jesus Christ	4	7
	Jesus thinks it's good to get away from home for awhile since his dad quit smoking.
	Marlee Matlin calls Moviephone	I Dream of Jesus	Peter Griffin	5	7
	Peter suggests to Jesus that they could watch the YouTube video of Marlee Matlin calling Moviephone.
	Sex distraction	I Dream of Jesus	Peter Griffin	6	7
	Peter says that the world needs Jesus like a guy that can't get it up needs a distraction.
	Steve Buscemi's teeth	Road to Germany	Peter Griffin	1	7
	Peter notes that every one of Steve Buscemi's teeth is in business for itself.
	Ensure	Road to Germany	Peter Griffin & Chris Griffin	2	7
	Chris and Peter launch an Ensure commercial.
	European See-and-Say	Road to Germany	Stewie Griffin	3	7
	Stewie tells Brian that he built his time machine after he got bored with his European See-and-Say.
	Silent movie porn	Road to Germany	Brian Griffin	4	7
	Brian says that leaving Mort Goldman in the past would be more irresponsible than silent movie porn.
	Stressful morning	Baby Not On Board	Peter Griffin	1	7
	Peter says he had a stressful morning.
	Useless Aquaman	Baby Not On Board	Stewie Griffin	2	7
	Stewie says Peter is more useless than Aquaman.
	Matthew Fox's heavy breathing	Baby Not On Board	Stewie Griffin	3	7
	When Meg suggests the family vacation on the island from Lost, Stewie says he doesn't want to listen to Matthew Fox's heavy breathing.
	Persian radio	Baby Not On Board	Stewie Griffin	4	7
	Stewie says he shouldn't have stayed up all night listening to Persian radio.
	James Gandolfini's workout room	Baby Not On Board	Stewie Griffin	5	7
	Stewie claims the house is more deserted than James Gandolfini's workout room.
	Patch Adams	Baby Not On Board	Peter Griffin	6	7
	Peter claims that Cleveland and Quagmire are great with kids, like Robin Williams in Patch Adams.
	Joseph's wedding night	Baby Not On Board	Stewie Griffin	7	7
	Stewie is surprised when his dirty diaper just sits there like Joseph on his wedding night.
	Joe keeps busy	Baby Not On Board	Lois Griffin	8	7
	Lois is unable to get a hold of Joe to check on Stewie.
	Morbidly Obese Albert	Baby Not On Board	Stewie Griffin	9	7
	Stewie tells Rupert he needs to get a job or they will be in worse shape than Morbidly Obese Albert.
	Fozzie Bear in Saudi Arabia	Baby Not On Board	Peter Griffin	10	7
	Peter says the family should get home before Stewie gets hurt like Fozzie Bear did in Saudi Arabia.
	Peter's acrylic nails	The Man with Two Brians	Peter Griffin	1	7
	Peter says he'll have to get used to Brian getting old just like he got used to his acrylic nails.
	Abraham Lincoln & Dale	The Man with Two Brians	Peter Griffin	2	7
	Peter says that Brian and New Brian will get along better than Abraham Lincoln and his neighbor.
	Carol Alt 1 & 2	The Man with Two Brians	Stewie Griffin	3	7
	Stewie compares Brian to Carol Alt.
	Quagmire drunk dials	The Man with Two Brians	Peter Griffin	4	7
	Peter says Brian is acting crazy, like Quagmire when he drunk dials.
	Best pancakes montage	The Man with Two Brians	Peter Griffin	5	7
	Peter compares New Brian's pancakes favorably to Ihop, Applebees and Denny's.
	Mumm-ra watches Brian	The Man with Two Brians	Cleveland Brown	6	7
	When Brian complains about wearing a leash at Cleveland's house, Cleveland points out the leash law and says you never know who's watching.
	Buzz Killington II	The Man with Two Brians	Stewie Griffin	7	7
	Stewie says New Brian is a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington.
	Crocodile at an alligator rally	The Man with Two Brians	Stewie Griffin	8	7
	Stewie says that New Brian is a bad fit in the family, like a crocodile at an alligator rally.
	Indoor hot air balloon	Tales of a Third Grade Nothing	Peter Griffin	1	7
	Peter says he wants a promotion because he's not giving up on his dream of an indoor hot air balloon.
	The Apollo Theatre / Kim-Lee Sung	Tales of a Third Grade Nothing	Brian Griffin	2	7
	Brian claims that together, he can make his and Frank Sinatra, Jr.'s club bigger than the Apollo Theatre.
	Begging for money	Tales of a Third Grade Nothing	Peter Griffin	3	7
	Peter says he hates being treated like a cog at work almost as much as he hates homeless people begging for money.
	John Madden wedding video	Tales of a Third Grade Nothing	Stewie Griffin	4	7
	Stewie says that without his business knowledge, Brian's club will fold faster than John Madden's wedding video business.
	Last clap contest	Tales of a Third Grade Nothing	Peter Griffin	5	7
	Peter claims that taking the third grade again is a bigger pain-in-the-ass than getting into a last clap contest with Cleveland.
	Michael Jackson abuses his groin	Tales of a Third Grade Nothing	Stewie Griffin	6	7
	Stewie tells Brian that he has to be more aggressive than Michael Jackson's treatment of his own groin.
	Field reporter	Tales of a Third Grade Nothing	Stewie Griffin	7	7
	Stewie earns money working as a field reporter for Quahog 5 News.
	Prince on The Price is Right	Tales of a Third Grade Nothing	Stewie Griffin	8	7
	Stewie tells Brian and Frank Sinatra, Jr. that they're more out of place than Prince on The Price is Right.
	Schpupel	Tales of a Third Grade Nothing	Peter Griffin	9	7
	Peter claims that trying to beat the other kids in the spelling bee is like trying to beat Fjurg Van Der Ploeg in a game of Schpupel.
	Yosemite Sam	Tales of a Third Grade Nothing	Brian Griffin	10	7
	Brian says he went to Barney's for really tight jeans.
	Bum rap	Tales of a Third Grade Nothing	Stewie Griffin	11	7
	Stewie claims that very time Andy Dick shows up at a club, the place gets a worse rap than John Wilkes Booth.
	Jackson Pollock	Ocean's Three and a Half	Peter Griffin	1	7
	Peter says he knows something about paint since he met Jackson Pollock.
	Seamus in the sauna	Ocean's Three and a Half	Peter Griffin	2	7
	Peter points out the time that Joe bailed on the guy's trip to the sauna and they had to find another handicapped guy.
	Live Studio Ostrich	Ocean's Three and a Half	Announcer	3	7
	Two and a Half Men is filmed in front of a Live Studio Ostrich.
	Soiled sports car	Ocean's Three and a Half	Cleveland Brown	4	7
	Cleveland mentions the time Peter soiled himself in a sports car.
	Hannity & Colmes	Ocean's Three and a Half	Stewie Griffin	5	7
	Stewie claims that he and Susie Swanson go together like Hannity and Colmes.
	Ludwig van Beethoven	Ocean's Three and a Half	Brian Griffin	6	7
	Brian tells Stewie that his song sounds like Beethoven near the end.
	Christian Bale	Ocean's Three and a Half	Peter Griffin	7a	7
	Peter claims that Carter Pewterschmidt treats him worse than that jerk Christian Bale. (Replaced after the initial broadcast)
	Danger in Cincinnati	Ocean's Three and a Half	Glenn Quagmire	7	7
	Quagmire says he could make a movie with his share of the money.
	Fjurg Van Der Ploeg	Ocean's Three and a Half	Peter Griffin	8	7
	Peter claims that Carter Pewterschmidt's vault has more money than a Swedish bakery.
	Dragon's Lair	Family Gay	Peter Griffin	1	7
	Peter assures Lois that she can trust him with a task and points out he was the one that almost conquered the Dagon's Lair.
	Wild Hogs	Family Gay	Peter Griffin	2	7
	Peter claims that he's got a sixth sense about things because he predicted the ending to Wild Hogs.
	Disposing of 'Til Death	Family Gay	Peter Griffin	3	7
	Peter assures Lois that he got rid on his dead horse's body.
	Matt Damon's neck	Family Gay	Peter Griffin	4	7
	Peter is happy that he won't have to take a job as Matt Damon's neck.
	James Bond	Family Gay	Peter Griffin	5	7
	Peter tells the doctor that he's more persuasive than James Bond.
	Married gay celebrities	Family Gay	Peter Griffin	6	7
	Peter points out various gay celebrities that were married to women including Ronald Reagan.
	Uncle Ray	Family Gay	Lois Griffin	7	7
	Lois tells Peter of her concern that he'll be treated differently, like her Uncle Ray with the really high-up anus.
	Asian family	Family Gay	Chris Griffin	8	7
	Chris assures Lois that they are tighter than an Asian family.
	Pig among Guinea pigs	Family Gay	Peter Griffin	9	7
	Peter claims that he's happier than a pig among Guinea pigs.
	Peter Griffin Jr.	The Juice Is Loose	Lois Griffin	1	7
	Lois doesn't want a repeat of the last time she left Peter alone with one of the children.
	Bad dad	The Juice Is Loose	Stewie Griffin	2	7
	Stewie claims that Peter is a worse dad than a rich New York investment banker.
	Conway Twitty IV	The Juice Is Loose	Peter Griffin	3	7
	Peter needs a distraction.
	Brian farts himself awake	The Juice Is Loose	Peter Griffin	4	7
	After Peter refutes Brian's insistence that O.J. Simpson is a murderer, Peter says that Brian is stupider than when he farts himself awake.
	Knife trick	The Juice Is Loose	Lois Griffin	5	7
	Lois points out that spilling the lasagne is not the first accident they've had in the house.
	Fred Goldman	The Juice Is Loose	O.J. Simpson	6	7
	O.J. makes a God's eye to send to Fred Goldman.
	Fast talking Fed Ex guy	FOX-y Lady	Lois Griffin	1	7
	Lois tells of once dating the fast talking Fed Ex guy.
	Peter on Law & Order	FOX-y Lady	Peter Griffin	2	7
	Peter tells Lois she'd be great on TV, just like he was on Law & Order until his crotch started to itch.
	Al Gore	FOX-y Lady	FOX Executive	3	7
	An executive for FOX News reveals they have built a button that activates a machine that only Al Gore can hear.
	Midget Press Secretary	FOX-y Lady	FOX Executive	4	7
	An executive for FOX News tells Lois that to expose Rush Limbaugh as homosexual would be as foolish as FDR hiring that midget press secretary.
	Commissioner Gordon takes a poop	FOX-y Lady	Stewie Griffin	5	7
	Stewie says that the image of Michael Moore nad Rush Limbaugh having sex is a weird image, like when commissioner Gordon lets Batman know he's taken a poop.
	Thicker	Not All Dogs Go To Heaven	Peter Griffin	1	7
	Peter becomes concerned about being infected with the mumps, like the curse the old gypsy woman placed on Britney Spears in the Stephen King book.
	Shampoo on planes	Not All Dogs Go To Heaven	Dr. Hartman	2	7
	Dr. Hartman says that people that disregard their health are not funny, like people that disregard the danger of bringing shampoo on planes.
	Flash Gordon	Not All Dogs Go To Heaven	Brian Griffin	3	7
	Brian questions what God is doing in the Heavens.
	Desperate for alcohol	Not All Dogs Go To Heaven	Brian Griffin	4	7
	Brian gets so desperate for alcohol he enlists Chris to help him.
	Wine in the Bible	Not All Dogs Go To Heaven	Brian Griffin	5	7
	Brian tells Meg he's ready to partake of some wine like they do in the Bible.
	Cleveland goes to Quagmire's house	420	Cleveland Brown	1	7
	Cleveland tells of going over to Quagmire's house.
	Peter gets excited	420	Peter Griffin	2	7
	When coming up with a plan to get rid of Quagmire's cat, Peter says he only gets this excited when the say the name of a movie in the movie.
	Sensitive car alarm	420	Peter Griffin	3	7
	Peter claims he hates cops almost as much as he hated his overly-sensitive car alarm.
	Anti-pot commercial	420	Meg Griffin	4	7
	Meg reminds Brian of the anti-pot commercials.
	Baby Mama	420	Stewie Griffin	5	7
	Stewie claims the plot of Baby Mama is sick when Lois accuses Brian of being sick for trying to use Stewie's urine to pass a drug test.
	People Peter hates	420	Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin	6	7
	When Lois points out that Peter is too baked to properly set up a cutaway, Peter just runs a list of people he hates.
	Carter Tries to Learn the Lyrics	420	Carter Pewterschmidt	7	7
	Carter revealed that due to the legalization of marijuana, he had to sell his Bangles records before he could memorize all the song's lyrics.
	Peter's siren song	420	Peter Griffin	8	7
	Peter brags of being very persuasive, like when he used to use his siren song to lure sailors to their deaths.
	Peter could eat a house	Stew-Roids	Peter Griffin	1	7
	Peter claims he's so hungry he could eat a horse.
	Tina Yothers	Stew-Roids	Peter Griffin	2	7
	Peter says seeing Stewie get beat up was more painful to watch than when Family Ties does a Tina Yothers episode.
	Johnson & Johnson	Stew-Roids	Stewie Griffin	3	7
	Stewie calls Johnson & Johnson a couple of lying bastards over their "no more tears" shampoo.
	Fred Flintstone's ass	Stew-Roids	Gina	4	7
	Gina claims Chris smells like Fred Flintstone's ass.
	Drunk Santa Claus	Stew-Roids	Chris Griffin	5	7
	When Connie DiMico asks Chris out, he claims she must be more drunk than Santa Claus when he got that DUI.
	Phone sex with a blind girl	Stew-Roids	Stewie Griffin	6	7
	Stewie says he looks hotter than phone sex with a blind girl.
	Distracting Trumpet	Stew-Roids	Chris Griffin	7	7
	Chris hopes he and Connie DiMico can go see the new Chazz Palminteri and Paul Sorvino movie, Distracting Trumpet.
	One-legged guest	Stew-Roids	Chris Griffin	8	7
	Chris hopes Peter doesn't embarrass him in front of Connie DiMico like he did when the one-legged guy came over.
	A seagull at an Adam Sandler movie	Stew-Roids	Meg Griffin	9	7
	Meg vows to make Chris more of an outcast than a seagull at an Adam Sandler movie.
	Non-praying mantis	We Love You, Conrad	Stewie Griffin	1	7
	Stewie says Brian is the odd-man out, like a non-praying mantis.
	Brian dates	We Love You, Conrad	Brian Griffin	2	7
	Brian tells Stewie he has been out on dates since breaking up with Jillian.
	Kix cereal	We Love You, Conrad	Peter Griffin	3	7
	Peter tells Lois not to ruin giving Jillian away for him like the way she ruined Kix cereal.
	Bill Cosby sex tape	We Love You, Conrad	Lauren Conrad	4	7
	Lauren Conrad tells of making a fake sex tape with Bill Cosby.
	Sting	We Love You, Conrad	Peter Griffin	5	7
	Peter agrees to help Jillian prepare for her wedding to Derek Wilcox by promising to get a good singer, unlike Sting where only the last three words of his songs
	Mr. Magoo & Lindsay Lohan	We Love You, Conrad	Stewie Griffin	6	7
	When Meg asks Lauren Conrad about drunk driving with Lindsay Lohan, Stewie says he heard she was taking the rap for someone else.
	Brian gives Lauren Conrad worms	We Love You, Conrad	Brian Griffin	7	7
	Brian says that Lauren Conrad won't speak to him again after he gave her worms.
	Disfigured WWII Vets	Three Kings	Richard Dreyfuss	1	7
	The voice in Peter's head hears old man Preston tell his dog Chopper to go talk to disfigured WWII vets that aren't as bitter as they should be.
	Old man Preston	Three Kings	Glenn Quagmire	2	7
	Quag Chambers notes how angry old man Preston was with them for sneaking back into his junkyard.
	Alan Rickman's answering machine	Peter's Progress	Peter Griffin	1	7
	Peter says the beer he ordered for Cleveland looks lonelier than Alan Rickman's answering machine.
	Peter Strawberry	Peter's Progress	Peter Griffin	2	7
	Peter claims he was a strawberry in a past life.
	Octopus Joe	Peter's Progress	Madame Claude	3	7
	Madame Claude sees Joe in his past life as an octopus.
	Jack the Ripper	Peter's Progress	Madame Claude	4	7
	Madame Claude sees Quagmire in his past life as Jack the Ripper.
	Comedy professors	Peter's Progress	Griffin Peterson	5	7
	Griffin Peterson gets confirmation from the comedy professors that his Martin Luther joke was a smart joke.
	Olde Quahog abortion clinic	Peter's Progress	Griffin Peterson	6	7
	Griffin Peterson tells of completing the Quahog abortion clinic.