Screenshot Title Appear in Cutaway Owner Episode Order Season No.
Steropticon.png Blowing Brian's mind Road to the Multiverse Stewie Griffin 1 8
Stewie says that he can blow Brian's mind like the steropticon did to Americans in 1910.
S08e0182.jpg Mayor McCheese Road to the Multiverse Stewie Griffin 2 8
Stewie tells Brian of a universe in which Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated Mayor McCheese.
Toughworld.png A dog-eat-dog world Road to the Multiverse Human Brian 3 8
Human Brian says that they live in a tough world and that you hear about it on the news every night.
Turfwar.png Cat turf war Family Goy Lois Griffin 1 8
Lois claims that Peter being infatuated with the cutout of Kathy Ireland is the stupidest thing he's done since he got into a turf war with a cat.
LadyMcBeth.png Lady Macbeth Family Goy Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter says he feels betrayed worse than when Lady Macbeth betrayed Duncan.
Pediatrician.png Stewie's pediatrician Family Goy Stewie Griffin 3 8
Stewie says finding out he's Jewish has rocked his world as much as when he went to his pediatrician.
Quagmirespinoff.png Quagmire's spinoff Family Goy Brian Griffin 4 8
Brian points out that people tend to overboard on things, like Quagmire did when he thought he was getting a spinoff.
Peterparkerlewis.png Peter's "Parker Lewis" phase Family Goy Lois Griffin 5 8
Lois accuses Peter of acting crazier than when he went through his "Parker Lewis" phase.
Mentalrooster.png Mentally-handicapped rooster Family Goy Peter Griffin 6 8
Peter doesn't want Lois to drag the family down with her Jewish heritage like a mentally-handicapped rooster.
Poachers.png Living with elephants Spies Reminiscent of Us Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter tells an elephant in an exchange program that he hopes his son is having a better time with his family there.
Dietcoke.png Fat women discover Diet Coke Spies Reminiscent of Us Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter claims Cleveland's bathroom as the greatest discovery since fat women discovered Diet Coke.
Victorianghost.png Victorian girl ghost Spies Reminiscent of Us Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter says that having Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase over will be way better than the Victorian girl ghost.
Honoraryspies.png Honorary spies Spies Reminiscent of Us Dan Aykroyd 4 8
Dan Aykroyd tells of Ronald Reagan making im and Chevy Chase honorary spies.
Wilma Rudolph.jpg Dazed and confused Spies Reminiscent of Us Stewie Griffin 5 8
Stewie struggles to remember the cutaway when knocked senseless.
Russiancutaway.png Russian cutaway gag Spies Reminiscent of Us Vladimir Putin 6 8
Vladimir Putin presents a Russian cutaway gag.
Mikebrady.png Mike Brady's first marriage Spies Reminiscent of Us Mayor Adam West 7 8
Mayor Adam West notes that the day has taken a bad turn, like Mike Brady's first marriage.
Whitetrack.png White track stars Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter claims DVDs are outdated and outmoded, like white track stars.
00-07-53.jpg Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Brian Griffin 2 8
Brian says he and Rita get along better than Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.
Baddateimpression.png Bad impressions Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Brian Griffin 3 8
Brian points out that the family, and particularly Peter, usually don't make a good impression on Brian's dates.
Malcolm15.png Malcolm in the Middle season 15 Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Brian Griffin 4 8
Brian points out that Rita isn't too old, like Malcolm in the Middle in season 15.
Womenolympics.png Women of the Olympics Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Peter Griffin 5 8
Peter tells Brian that sometimes life hands you disappointments, like that Playboy issue.
Failingmall.png Failing mall Hannah Banana Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter says helping Chris with his homework sounds worse than a trip to a failing mall.
Finalevil.png Evil Monkey finale Hannah Banana Chris Griffin 2 8
Chris claims the Evil Monkey is one of the reasons he can't study.
Ellenbarkin2.png Ellen Barkin Hannah Banana Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter hopes Chris does better on his science test, more than God did when he left the iron on Ellen Barkin's face too long.
Terrosist.JPG Mentally Challenged Suicide Bomber Hannah Banana Peter Griffin 4 8
Peter tells the Evil Monkey that he'd missed him so much, like when America was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers.
Booksdvdz.png Books that look like DVDs Hannah Banana Peter Griffin 5 8
Peter claims that Chris is a big disappointment, like things that look like DVDs from far away.
Screen shot 2011-06-01 at 5.12.19 PM.png Sir Henry Giantholeinthetorso Wickenshire Hannah Banana Stewie Griffin 6 8
Stewie deduces that Miley Cyrus was built by Disney so she could never fail, like the world's most successful duelist Sir Henry Giantholeinthetorso Wickenshire.
Basementfind.png Basement find Quagmire's Baby Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter notes that it is amazing what you can find in your basement.
Shrunkydunks.png Shrunky Dunks Quagmire's Baby Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter says that paying $50 for Quagmire's ham radio is a bigger rip off than Shrunky Dunks.
50sfood.png 1950s food Quagmire's Baby Stewie Griffin 3 8
Stewie claims the peanut paste he feeds Bitch-Stewie is healthier than what people ate in the 50s.
Alarm.JPG Palestinian alarm clock Quagmire's Baby Peter Griffin 4 8
Peter declares that the ham radio is more worthless than his Palestinian alarm clock.
Penisenlarement.png Radical penis enlargement Quagmire's Baby Peter Griffin 5 8
Peter tells Quagmire that sometime you just have to make a decision and go with it, like Peter's radical penis enlargement.
Statlersolo.png Statler without Waldorf Jerome Is the New Black Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter says that without Cleveland they're a man short, like Statler without Waldorf.
Talkingkids.png Other people's kids Jerome Is the New Black Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter says that Quagmire finds Brian annoying, like people that won't shut up about their kids.
London Gentemans Club.jpg London Gentlemen's Club Jerome Is the New Black Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter says that without a black guy, they're as boring as the London Gentlemen's Club.
Yorkpatty.png York Peppermint Patty Jerome Is the New Black Peter Griffin 4 8
Peter proclaims Jerome cooler than a York Peppermint Patty.
Datingjerome.png Lois tells Peter about Jerome Jerome Is the New Black Lois Griffin 5 8
Lois says that she remembers exactly what she and Peter were doing when she told him about Jerome.
BlackJesus.jpg Black Jesus I Jerome Is the New Black Stewie Griffin 6 8
Stewie notes that Jerome has a crucifix necklace with a little black Jesus on it.
Joeparrot.png Joe's parrot Jerome Is the New Black Joe Swanson 7 8
Joe orders Peter not to ruin the guy's friendship with Jerome, like Peter did Joe's parrot.
BlackjesusII.png Black Jesus II Jerome Is the New Black Peter Griffin 8 8
Peter prays to God and Black Jesus.
Fatflorist.png Recipe for disaster Jerome Is the New Black Stewie Griffin 9 8
Stewie tells Brian that trying to force a friendship with Quagmire is a recipe for disaster, like walking into an office of fat women with a flower bouquet.
Map Guy.jpg Lewis and Clark and the guy who rips up maps Jerome Is the New Black Brian Griffin 10 8
Brian insists that he'll get along better with Quagmire than Lewis and Clark and the guy who rips up maps.
Chris matthews.png Chris Matthews Dog Gone Stewie Griffin 1 8
Stewie accuses Brian of getting a bigger head than Chris Matthews.
Felineaids.png Animals killing animals Dog Gone Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter points out that animals kill other animals all the time.
Stubbornpeter.png Peter on the swing set Dog Gone Lois Griffin 3 8
Lois claims Consuela is even more stubborn than Peter.
Curiousgeaorgeapt.png Curious George Goes to his Gym Teacher's Apartment Dog Gone Stewie Griffin 4 8
Stewie says Brian is more upset than he was when he read Curious George Goes to his Gym Teacher's Apartment.
Caribbean.png Come to the Caribbean Business Guy Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter believes Carter Pewterschmidt could sail his yacht all the way to the Caribbean.
Fg helper.jpg Hamburger Helper Business Guy Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter tells Carter Pewterschmidt that he's his pal and wants to help, like Hamburger Helper.
Germanbedtimestory.png German bedtime story Business Guy Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter claims Lois is a bigger downer than a German bedtime story.
Jeremy irons.jpg New products montage Business Guy Peter Griffin 4 8
Peter presents new products for Pewterschmidt Industries such as "The African-American Heart Monitor", "Jeremy Irons Cereal" and "Scream-in-a-Box".
FGuy BusinessGuy 0076F-475x359.jpg Peter's Christmas list Business Guy Lois Griffin 5 8
Lois claims Peter has gotten more annoying than when he makes his Christmas list.
Jeremy irons.jpg Jeremy Irons Cereal II Business Guy Peter Griffin 6 8
Peter presents Carter Pewterschmidt with a box of Jeremy Irons Cereal.
Cave.png Peter's cave Big Man on Hippocampus Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter figures that with $5000 he could buy that cave he always wanted and tell people to keep out of it.
Williamsagent.png Robin Williams' agent Big Man on Hippocampus Stewie Griffin 2 8
Stewie accuses everyone of pretending he's not there like Robin Williams's agent pretends he's still funny.
Foriegn leftovers.png Foreign leftovers Big Man on Hippocampus Brian Griffin 3 8
Brian compares the smell of Stewie's diaper to reheated foreign food at work.
Dwayne Johnson2.png Simulated sex Big Man on Hippocampus FOX 4 8
Dwayne Johnson simulates sex between Lois and Peter.
Porcupine.png Peter gets excited Big Man on Hippocampus Lois Griffin 5 8
Lois claims Peter is as excited as a porcupine meeting a pineapple.
Babyplane.png Baby on a plane Big Man on Hippocampus Stewie Griffin 6 8
Stewie says a baby doesn't belong in the inner-city anymore than a baby belongs on a plane.
Mexicanwedding.png Mexican wedding Big Man on Hippocampus Glenn Quagmire 7 8
Quagmire claims his date with Lois is a sure thing, like a Mexican wedding.
Chickenmemory.png Peter gets his memory back Big Man on Hippocampus Peter Griffin 8 8
Peter recounts getting his memory back.
Fatdessert.png Inevitable Big Man on Hippocampus Peter Griffin 9 8
Brian points out that sex with Quagmire is inevitable, like a fat guy ordering dessert.
Billythekid.png "The Ballad of Billy the Kid" Dial Meg for Murder Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter claims he has more cowboy blood in him than Billy the Kid.
Goofy.jpg Goofy Goes to Hell Dial Meg for Murder Stewie Griffin 2 8
Stewie warns Brian that not all dogs go to Heaven.
Jennyjim2.png Crazy chick hooks up with an even crazier guy Dial Meg for Murder Stewie Griffin 3 8
Stewie notes that Meg's relationship with Luke is similar to what happens when a crazy chick hooks up with an even crazier guy.
Stockphotos.png Predictable Meg Dial Meg for Murder Chris Griffin 4 8
Chris notes that he liked Meg better when she was more predictable, like the stock photos on a corporate web site.
CRASH.png Chinese NASCAR Dial Meg for Murder Meg Griffin 5 8
Meg tells Brian about going to China because they have NASCAR there now.
Starlightexp.png Starlight Express Extra Large Medium Lois Griffin & Peter Griffin 1 8
When Lois claims their walk in the woods is a better way to spend a Sunday, Peter says that starring in a production of Starlight Express was special and wanted the whole family to be there.
Stewiedefetestruman.png Stewie Defeats Truman Extra Large Medium Stewie Griffin 2 8
Stewie says that if he and Chris are rescued he'll consider running for political office again now that people have forgotten his last embarrassment.
Foudningduck.png Duck Founding Father Extra Large Medium Stewie Griffin 3 8
Stewie encourages Chris to seize the moment, like the duck founding father.
Confidentitalian.png Confident Italian Extra Large Medium Stewie Griffin 4 8
Stewie tells Chris about being confident in any given situation like an Italian.
Snailturtle.png Taken for a ride Extra Large Medium Brian Griffin 5 8
Brian tells Lois she's being taken for a ride, like a snail on the back of a turtle.
Quagmirecondom.png Quagmire the condom Extra Large Medium Peter Griffin 6 8
Peter predicts Quagmire's death and reincarnation as a prophylactic.
Doggiedominatrix.png Doggie dominatrix Extra Large Medium Chris Griffin 7 8
Chris accuses Ellen of being tougher than a doggie dominatrix.
Suckit.png Real fraud Extra Large Medium Peter Griffin 8 8
Peter claims Mr. Spock was a real fraud.
Justin.jpg New boyfriend Go, Stewie, Go! Lois Griffin 1 8
Lois hopes Meg's new boyfriend is an improvement over the last one.
Lucas Jones.jpg James Earl Jones Go, Stewie, Go! Stewie Griffin/Karina Smirnov 2 8
Karina claims that some people are just right for a part, like James Earl Jones as Darth Vader.
Jesusmeek.png Jesus vs. The Meek Go, Stewie, Go! Lois Griffin 3 8
Lois fears lying to Peter, like when Jesus lied to the meek.
Nervousdriver.png Nervous driver Go, Stewie, Go! Meg Griffin 4 8
Meg says grandpa makes her nervous while driving.
Adamlaugh1.png Mayor Adam West laugh break I Go, Stewie, Go! Stewie Griffin 5 8
Mayor Adam West get a laugh out of Stewie's joke.
Handlesspeter.png Future Peter Peter-assment Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter sends a message to his future self.
White hat Griffin.jpg "The Guy in the White Hat" Griffin Peter-assment Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter vows to be right in the middle of the action, like his uncle "The Guy in the White Hat" Griffin.
Doeeyes.png Doe-eyed Peter Peter-assment Angela 3 8
Angela has a Peter fantasy when she notices his eyelashes.
Ronpaul.jpg American brothers in China Peter-assment Peter Griffin 4 8
Peter claims that his date with Angela will be easier than an American finding his brother in China.
Meinkampf.png Mein Kampf Brian Griffin's House of Payne Stewie Griffin 1 8
Stewie asks Brian if he feels like Adolf Hitler did after he wrote Mein Kampf.
Parkracoon.png A day at the park Brian Griffin's House of Payne Chris Griffin 2 8
Chris says that a hat would have really helped Stewie that day at the park.
Oscars.jpg Stuffing the ballot box April in Quahog Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter assures Brian he's voted, like the time he stuffed the ballot box at the Oscars.
Coldplay.jpg Coldplay April in Quahog Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter is certain he can get kicked out of jury duty just like he got kicked out of Coldplay.
Ants.png Ants at a picnic April in Quahog Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter rants about ants stealing his pie at a picnic.
JesusMort.png Last day montage April in Quahog Tom Tucker 4 8
Tom ponders how people are spending their last day while Jesus confronts Mort Goldman, Mayor Adam West punches the constellation of Orion and Quagmire has sex with Bonnie.
Oldtimer.png Youthful shenanigans April in Quahog Peter Griffin 5 8
Peter says he feels like an old guy reliving his youthful shenanigans.
Vlcsnap-2010-07-19-14h22m09s223.png Rapacious Cavalryman April in Quahog Peter Griffin 6 8
Peter buys a musket and says he's always wanted to save a Native American woman from a rapacious cavalryman.
Hastings.png Highlights in history montage April in Quahog Tom Tucker 7 8
Tom salutes highlights in history including the Battle of Hastings, the Ottoman Empire and the first television broadcast.
Infart.png Peter farts backwards April in Quahog Peter Griffin 8 8
Peter claims he can suck in his farts.
FGuy AprilInQuahog 0053F.jpg Jason Mraz April in Quahog Peter Griffin 9 8
Peter admits he's always screwing up, like that time with Jason Mraz.
Adamwest2.png Mayor Adam West laugh break II Quagmire's Dad Glenn Quagmire 1 8
Mayor Adam West get a laugh out of Quagmire's joke.
Arthurcurrie.png Aquaman's secret identity Quagmire's Dad Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter mentions his hero Aquaman, and his secret identity of Arthur Curry.
Familydebt.png Denial Quagmire's Dad Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter claims Quagmire is in denial about his father, like a family in massive debt.
Smartremark.png It's a trap The Splendid Source Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter vows to Lois that if they're walking into a trap at the school principal's office, he's going to make smart-alecky remarks while they're tied up back-to-back like last time.
Monkeyscratch.png Monkey scratch The Splendid Source Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter presents an ape scratching himself as a reward for sitting through the episode.
Juicyfruit.png Juicy Fruit Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Peter Griffin/Han Solo 1 8
Han Solo launches a Juicy Fruit commercial.
Niece.png R2-D2's Niece Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Cleveland Brown/R2-D2] 2 8
R2-D2 insists on going to his niece's recital.
Bigbrother.png Big Brother Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Lois Griffin/Princess Leia 3 8
Criticism from Princess Leia launches a Big Brother-style commentary from Han Solo.
LegionofdoomHQ.png The Legion of Doom Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Cleveland Brown/R2-D2 4 8
R2-D2 ponders what else could be in the swamp.
JointheEmpire.png Join the Empire Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Stewie Griffin/Darth Vader 5 8
Darth Vader mentions the Empire's recruiting video.
Tom Selleck.png Tom Selleck Something, Something, Something, Dark Side Chris Griffin/Luke Skywalker 6 8
Luke Skywalker calls out for Tom Selleck.
Grassgrow.png Watching grass grow Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin 1 8
Peter says he'd rather stay home and watch grass grow than be stuck in a room full of people he doesn't know.
God2.png "God: He Knows What Turns You On" Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin 2 8
Peter gives thanks to God when he thinks he's getting a three-way.
Sexmermaid.png Sex with a mermaid Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin 3 8
Peter claims a three-way tops sex with a mermaid.
Oneway.png One-way Partial Terms of Endearment Meg Griffin 4 8
Meg recalls having a one-way once.
Joetext.png Tearaway panties text Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin & Naomi Robinson 5 8
Joe accidentally gets Peter's text intended for Naomi.
Italianglasses.png An Italian getting glasses Partial Terms of Endearment Lois Griffin 6 8
Lois claims having a baby is a life-altering decision, like an Italian getting glasses.
FgPTOE.png Pregnant Lois Partial Terms of Endearment Chris Griffin 7 8
Chris points out that Lois gets crazy when she's pregnant.
Count2.png Meg dates The Count Partial Terms of Endearment Meg Griffin 8 8
Meg reminds Lois of the time she dated The Count.
Tiny Race.png Tiny race of people who live inside our carpet Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin 9 8
Peter tries to convince Lois not to have her friend's baby by following his orders to co-exist just like he does with a tiny race of people who live inside their carpet.
Wiskers.png Chromosomally-challenged cats Partial Terms of Endearment Stewie Griffin 10 8
Stewie points out that due to Lois' age, her baby could end up like one of those chromosomally-challenged cats seen on TV.
Indianfood.png Indian food Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin 11 8
Peter reminds Lois that having a baby is one of life's big decisions, like whether or not to eat Indian food.
Peacock.png Prouder than a peacock Partial Terms of Endearment Peter Griffin 12 8
Peter claims that deciding to save Lois' baby has made him prouder than the time he was a peacock.
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