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Mayoromatic.png Mayor-O-Matic 5000 And Then There Were Fewer Mayor West 1 9
Mayor Adam West explains that he left the city in the capable hands of the Mayor-O-Matic 5000.
Tom Kurger.png Tom Tucker as Freddy Krueger And Then There Were Fewer Tom Tucker 2 9
Tom Tucker tells how James Woods talked him out of the role of Freddy Krueger.
Seamuspin.png Making Seamus And Then There Were Fewer Seamus 3 9
Seamus claims that James Woods made him what he is today.
Harmanskeleton.png Dr. Hartman's skeleton And Then There Were Fewer Dr. Hartman 4 9
Dr. Hartman claims that James Woods scrambled his model skeleton so he no longer knew what belonged where.
Herbertmeth.png Herbert takes methamphetamines And Then There Were Fewer Herbert 5 9
Herbert says that James Woods replaced his Cialis with methamphetamines.
TBinvite.png Tomik and Bellgarde's invitation And Then There Were Fewer Peter Griffin 6 9
Peter notes that Tomik and Bellgarde were also supposed to be at the party.
Stephaniesbody.png Stephanie's body And Then There Were Fewer Lois Griffin & Diane Simmons 7 9
Lois questions what happened to Stephanie's body and even Diane is puzzled.
Europeanporn.png European porn Excellence in Broadcasting Brian Griffin 1 9
Brian claims he'd rather watch European porn than read Rush Limbaugh's book
Stansmith2.png Stan Smith Excellence in Broadcasting Brian Griffin 2 9
Brian gets a boost from Stan Smith when he decides that conservative Republicanism is the answer.
Globetrotters.jpg Solving mysteries Excellence in Broadcasting Brian Griffin & John McCain 3 9
John McCain tells Brian about how he and Rush Limbaugh used to solve mysteries back in the day.
Hatepbs.png Peter hates PBS Welcome Back, Carter Peter Griffin 1 9
Peter says that he hates PBS.
Diabeto.jpg Diabeto Welcome Back, Carter Peter Griffin 2 9
Peter tells Lois that her mother won't cook dinner, she'll tell the maid to do it and the only reason she will is that she needs medicine for her prematurely overweight son Diabeto.
Eww.png Eww Welcome Back, Carter Peter Griffin 3 9
Peter freaks out and his body can't keep up.
Churchmous.png Quiet as a church mouse Welcome Back, Carter Peter Griffin 4 9
Peter promises to be as quiet as a church mouse about Carter Pewterschmidt's affair.
Mills.jpg Heather Mills Welcome Back, Carter Lois Griffin 5 9
Lois tells of the time that Peter embarrassed them at dinner while playing footsie with Heather Mills.
Carterhates.png Carter hates sitcom 2-parters Welcome Back, Carter Peter Griffin 6 9
Peter says that ordering Carter around will make him hate that more than when a sitcom has a 2-part episode.
Frenchambulance.png French ambulance Welcome Back, Carter Carter Pewterschmidt 7 9
When Peter sends Carter to France, he describes their ambulances as sounding like gay guys having a three-some.
Storyteller.jpg Where fat girls come from Welcome Back, Carter Peter Griffin & Storyteller 8 9
While Peter observes three girls posing for a picture in a bar, they merge into one fat girl. The Storyteller notes that is where fat girls come from.
Reflection.png Brian's reflection Halloween on Spooner Street Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin 1 9
When Brian questions why Stewie doesn't know about Halloween, Stewie comments that Brian doesn't know his reflection isn't another dog.
Being an mets fan.png Being a Mets fan Halloween on Spooner Street Stewie Griffin 2 9
While after getting bullied out of his candy, an angry Stewie says that Halloween is a bigger let down then being an Mets fan.
Lostgrocery.png Lost at the grocery store Halloween on Spooner Street Joe Swanson 3 9
Joe recalls the time when Peter got lost in the grocery store.
Stealpaper.png Stealing Peter's paper Halloween on Spooner Street Stewie Griffin 4 9
After having his candy stolen, Stewie claims he knows how Peter feels when Mort Goldman steals his newspaper.
Scarlet2.png Scarlett Johansson Halloween on Spooner Street Meg Griffin 5 9
When getting to make out at a Halloween party, Meg claims she feels pretty, like Scarlett Johansson.
Birthdayinvite.png Birthday invitations Baby, You Knock Me Out Peter Griffin 1 9
Peter tells Lois about giving out his birthday party invitations.
Peter's feeling of control.png Feeling of control Baby, You Knock Me Out Peter Griffin 2 9
Peter recalls his feeling of control, burping in an underground parking place, burping in an underground parking place to assert his dominance.
Burbonanime.png Bourbon & Anime Baby, You Knock Me Out Peter Griffin 3 9
Peter explains he needs the cash from Lois' boxing for bourbon and anime.
Adam4.png Adam gets a laugh III Brian Writes a Bestseller Delivery Guy 1 9
Mayor Adam West gets a laugh at the delivery man's comment about there being a lot of boxes of Brian's book.
Coma.png Quiet as a guy in a coma Brian Writes a Bestseller Stewie Griffin 2 9
Stewie promises not to tell anyone about Brian's new book.
Melaniegriffith.png Melanie Griffith Brian Writes a Bestseller Stewie Griffin 3 9
Stewie tells about his past experience as Melanie Griffith's loose skin holder.
Oldspuds.png Spuds MacKenzie Brian Writes a Bestseller Brian Griffin 4 9
Brian ponders what Spuds MacKenzie is up to these days.
Penguinpub.png Penguin Publishing Brian Writes a Bestseller Stewie Griffin 5 9
Stewie claims Brian is worse than that guy from Penguin Publishing.
Russiangrandma.png Russian Grandma Brian Writes a Bestseller Stewie Griffin 6 9
Stewie describes his trip with Brian as being worse than visiting his Russian Grandma.
Virginmary.png Unholy birth conditions Road to the North Pole Lois Griffin 1 9
Lois is amazed at the conditions in which Mary gave birth.
Fatkid.png Fat kid Road to the North Pole Brian Griffin 2 9
Brian complains that there is always a fat kid holding up the line.
GaryBusey.png Gary Busey Road to the North Pole Stewie Griffin 3 9
Stewie complains that Santa turned his back on him the way reality turned its back on Gary Busey.
Pooh.png Eeyore's Negative Attitude Road to the North Pole Stewie Griffin 4 9
Stewie compares Brian's negative attitude to Eeyore's.
Jerrygoose.png Tired birds Road to the North Pole Truck driver 5 9
A truck driver explains he's hauling a load of birds too tired to fly up North.
Robofamily.png Stewie's Robot Family Road to the North Pole Stewie Griffin 6 9
Stewie tells Brian he has their disappearance covered.
BridgeportCT.png Letters from Bridgeport, CT Road to the North Pole Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin 7 9
When Brian complains that the North Pole looks like Bridgeport, Connecticut, Stewie groans about the incoming complaint letters.
Briandog.png Brian & the neighbor's dog New Kidney in Town Peter Griffin 1 9
Peter complains that he can't sleep because of Brian and the neighbor's dog.
Redbullflower.png Lois pours out Peter's Red Bull New Kidney in Town Lois Griffin 2 9
Lois tells Peter about pouring out his Red Bull.
Annebronte.png Outshined by a sibling New Kidney in Town Stewie Griffin 3 9
Stewie tells Meg she's not the first child outshined by her siblings, like the Brontë sisters.
Drunklois.png Drunken mishap And I'm Joyce Kinney Stewie Griffin 1 9
Stewie warns Lois to go easy on the communion wine after her previous drunken mishap.
Gilliotine.png The guillotine And I'm Joyce Kinney Tom Tucker 2 9
Tom Tucker points out that the guillotine didn't work half of the time.
Ladybigshot.png Lady bigshot And I'm Joyce Kinney Lois Griffin 3 9
Lois claims that Joyce Kinney must feel like a lady bigshot, like Miss Piggy.
Consphone.png Giving a phone number to the housekeeper And I'm Joyce Kinney Peter Griffin 4 9
Peter notes that he hates calling the pizza place due to their accent, says its like trying to give a phone number to the housekeeper.
Grease.png Grease And I'm Joyce Kinney Lois Griffin 5 9
Lois tells Joyce that her porno film is long-gone, like the original ending to Grease.
Pornograph.png Pornograph machine And I'm Joyce Kinney Joyce Kinney 6 9
Joyce mentions the turn-of-the-century pornograph machine.
Facebook.png Facebook friends And I'm Joyce Kinney Lois Griffin 7 9
Lois thought she was good friends with Joyce, like those that communicate poorly through Facebook.
Wordsworth.png William Wordsworth Friends of Peter G Stewie Griffin 1 9
Stewie claims that Brian is a social drinker like rappers are poets.
Waterslidesougha.png South Attleboro waterslide Friends of Peter G Peter Griffin 2 9
Peter tells of the time he and the guys got drunk and went to a water park in South Attleboro.
Beforerelg.png Getting along before religion Friends of Peter G Brian Griffin 3 9
Brian points out that people got along before AA, just like they got along before religion.
Prostitutionporno.png Legal prostitution German Guy Franz Gutentag 1 9
Franz Gutentag points out that prostitution is legal under certain conditions.
Irish Spring.png Irish Spring German Guy Peter Griffin 2 9
Peter worries that Franz will turn him into a bar of soap..
Megscutaway.png Peter steals Meg's cutaway The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair Meg Griffin 1 9
When Meg tells about working for the old lady up the street, Peter steals Meg's cutaway.
Secondjoke.png A joke too far The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair N/A 2a 9
Statler and Waldorf observe that Meg finally has some lines.
Prankcall.png Prank calls The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair Joe Swanson 2 9
Joe tells Meg about getting a lot of prank calls.
Deadkoolaid.png Death of the Kool-Aid Man The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair Stewie Griffin 3 9
Stewie worries that Evil Stewie could be out killing someone else.
Chickencall.png Fake chicken Trading Places Chris Griffin 1 9
Chris makes clucking noises to tease Meg, drawing Ernie the Giant Chicken's attention.
CanadianHS.png Canadian High School Trading Places Chris Griffin 2 9
Chris claims that Canadian High Schools are even tougher than those in the United States.
Bitchgirls.png Bitch squad Trading Places Lois Griffin 3 9
Lois is upset because three girls she doesn't care about made her cry.
Spitball.png New spitball Trading Places Peter Griffin 4 9
Peter complains about getting hit by a new form of spitball.
Sketchartist.png Police sketch artist Trading Places Peter Griffin 5 9
Peter is optimistic that he can get back his old job as a police sketch artist.
Foxcheck.png The high road Tiegs for Two Peter Griffin 1 9
Peter describes a scene involving Michael J. Fox.
Foxdrink.png The low road Tiegs for Two Peter Griffin 2 9
Peter shows the Michael J. Fox sketch after all.
Bubo.jpg Bubo the owl Tiegs for Two Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin 3 9
When Lois claims that they just had the worst dinner ever thanks to Peter, Peter claims dinner with the Clash of the Titans owl was worse.
Negatron.jpg Negatron Tiegs for Two Peter Griffin 4 9
Peter claims that's Brian's negative attitude makes him as bad as Negatron.
Reminiscing.png Cheryl Tiegs flashback Tiegs for Two Glenn Quagmire 5 9
Quagmire recalls how he first met Cheryl Tiegs.
Blackhindsight.png Black woman in hindsight Tiegs for Two Brian Griffin 6 9
Brian claims Quagmire is like a black woman in hindsight.
Broaster.jpg Peter's Broster Brothers & Sisters Peter Griffin 1 9
Peter wishes for a brother or a sister because all he has was a broaster.
Tyler.jpg Teenage girl Brothers & Sisters Lois Griffin 2 9
Lois claims her sister Carol goes all to pieces like a teenage girl.
Floridawhore.png Florida whore Brothers & Sisters Stewie Griffin 3 9
Stewie thinks he'd make a great Florida whore.
Notfunny.png Robert Loggia Brothers & Sisters Mayor Adam West 4 9
Robert Loggia responds to Mayor Adam West's comment that his aides have AIDs.
Singlesgroup.png The singles group Brothers & Sisters Mayor Adam West 5 9
Mayor Adam West can't wait to tell his singles group about his upcoming marriage.
Masttime.png Big decisions Brothers & Sisters Peter Griffin 6 9
Peter says that life is full of big decisions, like whether or not you have time to masturbate.
Fishbethere.png Pay it forward Brothers & Sisters Peter Griffin 7 9
Peter vows to protect his fish knowing that some day they would return the favor.
Alaskasummer.png Short Alaska Summers Brothers & Sisters Lois Griffin 8 9
Lois points out that Alaska has short Summers.
Alaskanchildmolestor.png Alaskan child molesters Brothers & Sisters Lois Griffin 8a 9
Lois asks Mayor West what he'll do about Alaskan child molesters.
Adagencypid.png Pigeon at an ad agency Brothers & Sisters Peter Griffin 9 9
Peter accuses Lois of being as stubborn as a pigeon at an ad agency.
TeslaEdison.jpg Thomas Edison & Nikola Tesla Brothers & Sisters Peter Griffin 10 9
Peter tells Carol she's not the first person to ever get a bum deal.
Lastword.png The last word The Big Bang Theory Stewie Griffin 1 9
Stewie accuses Brian of always trying to get in the last word, like the ground control guy during the moon landing.
Halloweenjoke.png Annoying joke The Big Bang Theory Brian Griffin 2 9
Brian annoys Stewie by thinking about a joke of a Planned Parenthood clinic on Halloween.
Realgenious.png Real genius The Big Bang Theory Stewie Griffin 3 9
Stewie claims to be a genius like Thomas Edison.
Joedogs.png Joe hates to fly Foreign Affairs Bonnie Swanson 1 9
Bonnie says that Joe hates to fly because they always place him underneath the plane with the dogs.
Boxingmanager.png Peter the boxing manager Foreign Affairs Stewie Griffin 2 9
Peter says that Peter's being in charge won't go over well, like the time he was a boxing manager.
Gymnist.png Not easily deterred Foreign Affairs Peter Griffin 3 9
Peter claims that he is not easily deterred, like the time he tried out to be an Olympic gymnast.
Quagaliens.png Quagmire abducted by aliens Foreign Affairs Peter Griffin 4 9
Peter says that he borrowed Quagmire's car while he was abducted by aliens.
Goodmoringusa.jpg "Good Morning, USA" Foreign Affairs Bonnie Swanson 5 9
Bonnie claims that Joe sometimes acts like a different person.
Henryviii.jpg Peter's improbable history montage Foreign Affairs Peter Griffin 6 9
Peter teaches history including the brave pioneers, Henry VIII, Joseph Smith and the gayest music video of all time.
Mimeonmime.png Mime-on-mime violence Foreign Affairs François 7 9
François points out that even Paris, France isn't perfect as they have a lot of mime-on-mime violence.
Backschool.png Back to school Foreign Affairs Peter Griffin 8 9
Peter tells Lois that the kids are back in school.
DSidea.png Getting the idea It's A Trap! Darth Vader/Stewie Griffin 1 9
Darth Vader claims he was present when Emperor Palpatine got the idea for the Death Star.
Hanjobs.png Han jobs It's A Trap! Luke Skywalker/Chris Griffin 2 9
Luke Skywalker tells about Han Solo's online employment agency.
Kesselrun.png Making the Kessel Run It's A Trap! Han Solo/Peter Griffin 3 9
Han Solo claims that the Millennium Falcon has gotten him laid plenty of times.
Enttonight.png Entertainment Tonight It's A Trap! Luke Skywalker/Chris Griffin & John Williams 4 9
Luke Skywalker asks for John Williams to play the theme to E.T., but John offers the theme to Entertainment Tonight instead.
Darthtwitty.png Darth Twitty It's A Trap! Princess Leia/Lois Griffin 5 9
Princess Leia explains that Alderaan was like the Mississippi of the galaxy.
Lighterside.png The lighter side of The force It's A Trap! Luke Skywalker/Chris Griffin 6 9
Luke Skywalker suggests Darth Vader hang out with him on the lighter side of The Force.
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