Cutaway Gags Season 9

Screenshot	Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
	Mayor-O-Matic 5000	And Then There Were Fewer	Mayor West	1	9
	Mayor Adam West explains that he left the city in the capable hands of the Mayor-O-Matic 5000.
	Tom Tucker as Freddy Krueger	And Then There Were Fewer	Tom Tucker	2	9
	Tom Tucker tells how James Woods talked him out of the role of Freddy Krueger.
	Making Seamus	And Then There Were Fewer	Seamus	3	9
	Seamus claims that James Woods made him what he is today.
	Dr. Hartman's skeleton	And Then There Were Fewer	Dr. Hartman	4	9
	Dr. Hartman claims that James Woods scrambled his model skeleton so he no longer knew what belonged where.
	Herbert takes methamphetamines	And Then There Were Fewer	Herbert	5	9
	Herbert says that James Woods replaced his Cialis with methamphetamines.
	Tomik and Bellgarde's invitation	And Then There Were Fewer	Peter Griffin	6	9
	Peter notes that Tomik and Bellgarde were also supposed to be at the party.
	Stephanie's body	And Then There Were Fewer	Lois Griffin & Diane Simmons	7	9
	Lois questions what happened to Stephanie's body and even Diane is puzzled.
	European porn	Excellence in Broadcasting	Brian Griffin	1	9
	Brian claims he'd rather watch European porn than read Rush Limbaugh's book
	Stan Smith	Excellence in Broadcasting	Brian Griffin	2	9
	Brian gets a boost from Stan Smith when he decides that conservative Republicanism is the answer.
	Solving mysteries	Excellence in Broadcasting	Brian Griffin & John McCain	3	9
	John McCain tells Brian about how he and Rush Limbaugh used to solve mysteries back in the day.
	Peter hates PBS	Welcome Back, Carter	Peter Griffin	1	9
	Peter says that he hates PBS.
	Diabeto	Welcome Back, Carter	Peter Griffin	2	9
	Peter tells Lois that her mother won't cook dinner, she'll tell the maid to do it and the only reason she will is that she needs medicine for her prematurely overweight son Diabeto.
	Eww	Welcome Back, Carter	Peter Griffin	3	9
	Peter freaks out and his body can't keep up.
	Quiet as a church mouse	Welcome Back, Carter	Peter Griffin	4	9
	Peter promises to be as quiet as a church mouse about Carter Pewterschmidt's affair.
	Heather Mills	Welcome Back, Carter	Lois Griffin	5	9
	Lois tells of the time that Peter embarrassed them at dinner while playing footsie with Heather Mills.
	Carter hates sitcom 2-parters	Welcome Back, Carter	Peter Griffin	6	9
	Peter says that ordering Carter around will make him hate that more than when a sitcom has a 2-part episode.
	French ambulance	Welcome Back, Carter	Carter Pewterschmidt	7	9
	When Peter sends Carter to France, he describes their ambulances as sounding like gay guys having a three-some.
	Where fat girls come from	Welcome Back, Carter	Peter Griffin & Storyteller	8	9
	While Peter observes three girls posing for a picture in a bar, they merge into one fat girl. The Storyteller notes that is where fat girls come from.
	Brian's reflection	Halloween on Spooner Street	Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin	1	9
	When Brian questions why Stewie doesn't know about Halloween, Stewie comments that Brian doesn't know his reflection isn't another dog.
	Being a Mets fan	Halloween on Spooner Street	Stewie Griffin	2	9
	While after getting bullied out of his candy, an angry Stewie says that Halloween is a bigger let down then being an Mets fan.
	Lost at the grocery store	Halloween on Spooner Street	Joe Swanson	3	9
	Joe recalls the time when Peter got lost in the grocery store.
	Stealing Peter's paper	Halloween on Spooner Street	Stewie Griffin	4	9
	After having his candy stolen, Stewie claims he knows how Peter feels when Mort Goldman steals his newspaper.
	Scarlett Johansson	Halloween on Spooner Street	Meg Griffin	5	9
	When getting to make out at a Halloween party, Meg claims she feels pretty, like Scarlett Johansson.
	Birthday invitations	Baby, You Knock Me Out	Peter Griffin	1	9
	Peter tells Lois about giving out his birthday party invitations.
	Feeling of control	Baby, You Knock Me Out	Peter Griffin	2	9
	Peter recalls his feeling of control, burping in an underground parking place, burping in an underground parking place to assert his dominance.
	Bourbon & Anime	Baby, You Knock Me Out	Peter Griffin	3	9
	Peter explains he needs the cash from Lois' boxing for bourbon and anime.
	Adam gets a laugh III	Brian Writes a Bestseller	Delivery Guy	1	9
	Mayor Adam West gets a laugh at the delivery man's comment about there being a lot of boxes of Brian's book.
	Quiet as a guy in a coma	Brian Writes a Bestseller	Stewie Griffin	2	9
	Stewie promises not to tell anyone about Brian's new book.
	Melanie Griffith	Brian Writes a Bestseller	Stewie Griffin	3	9
	Stewie tells about his past experience as Melanie Griffith's loose skin holder.
	Spuds MacKenzie	Brian Writes a Bestseller	Brian Griffin	4	9
	Brian ponders what Spuds MacKenzie is up to these days.
	Penguin Publishing	Brian Writes a Bestseller	Stewie Griffin	5	9
	Stewie claims Brian is worse than that guy from Penguin Publishing.
	Russian Grandma	Brian Writes a Bestseller	Stewie Griffin	6	9
	Stewie describes his trip with Brian as being worse than visiting his Russian Grandma.
	Unholy birth conditions	Road to the North Pole	Lois Griffin	1	9
	Lois is amazed at the conditions in which Mary gave birth.
	Fat kid	Road to the North Pole	Brian Griffin	2	9
	Brian complains that there is always a fat kid holding up the line.
	Gary Busey	Road to the North Pole	Stewie Griffin	3	9
	Stewie complains that Santa turned his back on him the way reality turned its back on Gary Busey.
	Eeyore's Negative Attitude	Road to the North Pole	Stewie Griffin	4	9
	Stewie compares Brian's negative attitude to Eeyore's.
	Tired birds	Road to the North Pole	Truck driver	5	9
	A truck driver explains he's hauling a load of birds too tired to fly up North.
	Stewie's Robot Family	Road to the North Pole	Stewie Griffin	6	9
	Stewie tells Brian he has their disappearance covered.
	Letters from Bridgeport, CT	Road to the North Pole	Stewie Griffin & Brian Griffin	7	9
	When Brian complains that the North Pole looks like Bridgeport, Connecticut, Stewie groans about the incoming complaint letters.
	Brian & the neighbor's dog	New Kidney in Town	Peter Griffin	1	9
	Peter complains that he can't sleep because of Brian and the neighbor's dog.
	Lois pours out Peter's Red Bull	New Kidney in Town	Lois Griffin	2	9
	Lois tells Peter about pouring out his Red Bull.
	Outshined by a sibling	New Kidney in Town	Stewie Griffin	3	9
	Stewie tells Meg she's not the first child outshined by her siblings, like the Brontë sisters.
	Drunken mishap	And I'm Joyce Kinney	Stewie Griffin	1	9
	Stewie warns Lois to go easy on the communion wine after her previous drunken mishap.
	The guillotine	And I'm Joyce Kinney	Tom Tucker	2	9
	Tom Tucker points out that the guillotine didn't work half of the time.
	Lady bigshot	And I'm Joyce Kinney	Lois Griffin	3	9
	Lois claims that Joyce Kinney must feel like a lady bigshot, like Miss Piggy.
	Giving a phone number to the housekeeper	And I'm Joyce Kinney	Peter Griffin	4	9
	Peter notes that he hates calling the pizza place due to their accent, says its like trying to give a phone number to the housekeeper.
	Grease	And I'm Joyce Kinney	Lois Griffin	5	9
	Lois tells Joyce that her porno film is long-gone, like the original ending to Grease.
	Pornograph machine	And I'm Joyce Kinney	Joyce Kinney	6	9
	Joyce mentions the turn-of-the-century pornograph machine.
	Facebook friends	And I'm Joyce Kinney	Lois Griffin	7	9
	Lois thought she was good friends with Joyce, like those that communicate poorly through Facebook.
	William Wordsworth	Friends of Peter G	Stewie Griffin	1	9
	Stewie claims that Brian is a social drinker like rappers are poets.
	South Attleboro waterslide	Friends of Peter G	Peter Griffin	2	9
	Peter tells of the time he and the guys got drunk and went to a water park in South Attleboro.
	Getting along before religion	Friends of Peter G	Brian Griffin	3	9
	Brian points out that people got along before AA, just like they got along before religion.
	Legal prostitution	German Guy	Franz Gutentag	1	9
	Franz Gutentag points out that prostitution is legal under certain conditions.
	Irish Spring	German Guy	Peter Griffin	2	9
	Peter worries that Franz will turn him into a bar of soap..
	Peter steals Meg's cutaway	The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair	Meg Griffin	1	9
	When Meg tells about working for the old lady up the street, Peter steals Meg's cutaway.
	A joke too far	The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair	N/A	2a	9
	Statler and Waldorf observe that Meg finally has some lines.
	Prank calls	The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair	Joe Swanson	2	9
	Joe tells Meg about getting a lot of prank calls.
	Death of the Kool-Aid Man	The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair	Stewie Griffin	3	9
	Stewie worries that Evil Stewie could be out killing someone else.
	Fake chicken	Trading Places	Chris Griffin	1	9
	Chris makes clucking noises to tease Meg, drawing Ernie the Giant Chicken's attention.
	Canadian High School	Trading Places	Chris Griffin	2	9
	Chris claims that Canadian High Schools are even tougher than those in the United States.
	Bitch squad	Trading Places	Lois Griffin	3	9
	Lois is upset because three girls she doesn't care about made her cry.
	New spitball	Trading Places	Peter Griffin	4	9
	Peter complains about getting hit by a new form of spitball.
	Police sketch artist	Trading Places	Peter Griffin	5	9
	Peter is optimistic that he can get back his old job as a police sketch artist.
	The high road	Tiegs for Two	Peter Griffin	1	9
	Peter describes a scene involving Michael J. Fox.
	The low road	Tiegs for Two	Peter Griffin	2	9
	Peter shows the Michael J. Fox sketch after all.
	Bubo the owl	Tiegs for Two	Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin	3	9
	When Lois claims that they just had the worst dinner ever thanks to Peter, Peter claims dinner with the Clash of the Titans owl was worse.
	Negatron	Tiegs for Two	Peter Griffin	4	9
	Peter claims that's Brian's negative attitude makes him as bad as Negatron.
	Cheryl Tiegs flashback	Tiegs for Two	Glenn Quagmire	5	9
	Quagmire recalls how he first met Cheryl Tiegs.
	Black woman in hindsight	Tiegs for Two	Brian Griffin	6	9
	Brian claims Quagmire is like a black woman in hindsight.
	Peter's Broster	Brothers & Sisters	Peter Griffin	1	9
	Peter wishes for a brother or a sister because all he has was a broaster.
	Teenage girl	Brothers & Sisters	Lois Griffin	2	9
	Lois claims her sister Carol goes all to pieces like a teenage girl.
	Florida whore	Brothers & Sisters	Stewie Griffin	3	9
	Stewie thinks he'd make a great Florida whore.
	Robert Loggia	Brothers & Sisters	Mayor Adam West	4	9
	Robert Loggia responds to Mayor Adam West's comment that his aides have AIDs.
	The singles group	Brothers & Sisters	Mayor Adam West	5	9
	Mayor Adam West can't wait to tell his singles group about his upcoming marriage.
	Big decisions	Brothers & Sisters	Peter Griffin	6	9
	Peter says that life is full of big decisions, like whether or not you have time to masturbate.
	Pay it forward	Brothers & Sisters	Peter Griffin	7	9
	Peter vows to protect his fish knowing that some day they would return the favor.
	Short Alaska Summers	Brothers & Sisters	Lois Griffin	8	9
	Lois points out that Alaska has short Summers.
	Alaskan child molesters	Brothers & Sisters	Lois Griffin	8a	9
	Lois asks Mayor West what he'll do about Alaskan child molesters.
	Pigeon at an ad agency	Brothers & Sisters	Peter Griffin	9	9
	Peter accuses Lois of being as stubborn as a pigeon at an ad agency.
	Thomas Edison & Nikola Tesla	Brothers & Sisters	Peter Griffin	10	9
	Peter tells Carol she's not the first person to ever get a bum deal.
	The last word	The Big Bang Theory	Stewie Griffin	1	9
	Stewie accuses Brian of always trying to get in the last word, like the ground control guy during the moon landing.
	Annoying joke	The Big Bang Theory	Brian Griffin	2	9
	Brian annoys Stewie by thinking about a joke of a Planned Parenthood clinic on Halloween.
	Real genius	The Big Bang Theory	Stewie Griffin	3	9
	Stewie claims to be a genius like Thomas Edison.
	Joe hates to fly	Foreign Affairs	Bonnie Swanson	1	9
	Bonnie says that Joe hates to fly because they always place him underneath the plane with the dogs.
	Peter the boxing manager	Foreign Affairs	Stewie Griffin	2	9
	Peter says that Peter's being in charge won't go over well, like the time he was a boxing manager.
	Not easily deterred	Foreign Affairs	Peter Griffin	3	9
	Peter claims that he is not easily deterred, like the time he tried out to be an Olympic gymnast.
	Quagmire abducted by aliens	Foreign Affairs	Peter Griffin	4	9
	Peter says that he borrowed Quagmire's car while he was abducted by aliens.
	"Good Morning, USA"	Foreign Affairs	Bonnie Swanson	5	9
	Bonnie claims that Joe sometimes acts like a different person.
	Peter's improbable history montage	Foreign Affairs	Peter Griffin	6	9
	Peter teaches history including the brave pioneers, Henry VIII, Joseph Smith and the gayest music video of all time.
	Mime-on-mime violence	Foreign Affairs	François	7	9
	François points out that even Paris, France isn't perfect as they have a lot of mime-on-mime violence.
	Back to school	Foreign Affairs	Peter Griffin	8	9
	Peter tells Lois that the kids are back in school.
	Getting the idea	It's A Trap!	Darth Vader/Stewie Griffin	1	9
	Darth Vader claims he was present when Emperor Palpatine got the idea for the Death Star.
	Han jobs	It's A Trap!	Luke Skywalker/Chris Griffin	2	9
	Luke Skywalker tells about Han Solo's online employment agency.
	Making the Kessel Run	It's A Trap!	Han Solo/Peter Griffin	3	9
	Han Solo claims that the Millennium Falcon has gotten him laid plenty of times.
	Entertainment Tonight	It's A Trap!	Luke Skywalker/Chris Griffin & John Williams	4	9
	Luke Skywalker asks for John Williams to play the theme to E.T., but John offers the theme to Entertainment Tonight instead.
	Darth Twitty	It's A Trap!	Princess Leia/Lois Griffin	5	9
	Princess Leia explains that Alderaan was like the Mississippi of the galaxy.
	The lighter side of The force	It's A Trap!	Luke Skywalker/Chris Griffin	6	9
	Luke Skywalker suggests Darth Vader hang out with him on the lighter side of The Force.