Changes: Da Boom/Quotes

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Quotes

Goofs

Peter: Whoa, whoa, whoa, look pal, I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after that last time.

[cut to Peter in a store]

Peter: Oh yeah, that nice chicken outside gave me this coupon.

Cashier: I'm sorry, this is expired.

Peter: [turns to the chicken] You son of a...

Peter: Everyone leave, I have to poop...NOW!

Lois: If there's no food in Quahog, why should there be food anywhere else?

Peter: Lois, everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nuclear holocaust...cockroaches and Twinkies.

Brian: Oh, my God! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa!

Peter: That's crazy! They're just gonna be hungry again in an hour!

Peter: Y-2-K? What are you selling chicken or sex jelly?

Cleveland: Hey, Peter, in case you didn't know, a balloon tied to a mailbox is the international symbol for "party over here!"

Cleveland: Oh, Peter, you are the height of just too muchary.

Meg: Yeah, and I could be getting felt up by Kevin.

Lois: Now, Meg, don't you give it all away up front. Make him work for it.

Peter: Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids. Damn long-ears, trying to take Easter away from Jesus.

Chris: Oh, my God! The government is here! Run, ET, run!

Peter: Honey, are you pregnant?

Lois: No. [Peter pushes her down the basement stairs] Aah!!

Stewie: Oh, dear me, yes, yes. This is how I wanted to enter the new millennium. Locked in a basement with imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong.

Peter: Holy crap! Anybody else feel that?

Peter: Hey, Lois, you remember when I was the third Hardy Boy?

Lois: Peter, there was no third Hardy Boy.

Peter: Oh, really? Just like there was no apocalypse? He shoots! He scores!

Meg: It's just not fair. I finally get a date with Kevin, and he gets vaporized!

Chris: He's just using that as an excuse.

Chris: [carrying a plant] Come on, Woody. We're gonna search for food.

Peter: Sorry, Chris. The plant can't come.

Lois: It's his best friend.

Peter: Lois, it'll just be another mouth to feed. I'll take care of Woody, son.

[Takes the plant in the back and a gunshot is heard]

Chris: What was that?

Peter: Nothing. Let's go.

Stewie: We're finished! We're done! Game over, man! Game over!

Man 1: We don't need guns! We need food and water!

Man 2: I have a canker sore on my lip! And I keep poking at it with my tongue! But that's only making it worse!

Peter: There's a reason I'm in charge here, all right? I knew the world was gonna end. I'm the one who found the Twinkie factory and started this town. And I'm the one who gave elocution lessons to Rosie Perez.

Man 1: That's nothing to be proud of!

Peter: [imitates Rosie Perez] Don't be stupid! She speak good and everything!

Peter: Jeez, I haven't been thrown out of any place since I was a counselor at the bulimia clinic.

[Scene goes to Peter at the bulimia clinic]

Peter: Aw, man, did anybody else throw up after eating that fish last night?

Peter: We've left ourselves defenseless. Guys, we need to make some guns.

Cleveland: Guns? Guns only lead to trouble.

Peter: Right. And if that trouble happens, we'll be able to blow its frickin' head off.

Stewie: A dead Lois?

Previous Episode's Quotes /// Da Boom's Quotes \\\ Next Episode's Quotes


<< Season 1		Family Guy Season 2				Season 3 >>
#01	Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater		#08	I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar	#15	Dammit Janet!
#02	Holy Crap		#09	If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'	#16	There's Something About Paulie
#03	Da Boom		#10	Running Mates	#17	He's Too Sexy for His Fat
#04	Brian in Love		#11	A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks	#18	E. Peterbus Unum
#05	Love Thy Trophy		#12	Fifteen Minutes of Shame	#19	The Story on Page One
#06	Death Is a Bitch		#13	Road to Rhode Island	#20	Wasted Talent
#07	The King Is Dead		#14	Let's Go to the Hop	#21	Fore Father

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+|title = Da Boom
+|prev_ep = Holy Crap
+|next_ep = Brian in Love
+|contents =
+:'''Peter''': Whoa, whoa, whoa, look pal, I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after that last time.
+:''[cut to Peter in a store]''
+:'''Peter''': Oh yeah, [[Ernie The Giant Chicken|that nice chicken]] outside gave me this coupon.
+:'''Cashier''': I'm sorry, this is expired.
+:'''Peter''': ''[turns to the chicken]'' You son of a...
+----
+:'''Peter''': Everyone leave, I have to poop...NOW!
+----
+:'''Lois''': If there's no food in Quahog, why should there be food anywhere else?
+:'''Peter''': Lois, everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nuclear holocaust...cockroaches and Twinkies.
+----
+:'''Brian''': Oh, my God! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa!
+:'''Peter''': That's crazy! They're just gonna be hungry again in an hour!
+----
+:'''Peter''': Y-2-K? What are you selling chicken or sex jelly?
+----
+:'''Cleveland''': Hey, Peter, in case you didn't know, a balloon tied to a mailbox is the international symbol for "party over here!"
+----
+:'''Cleveland''': Oh, Peter, you are the height of just too muchary.
+----
+:'''Meg''': Yeah, and I could be getting felt up by Kevin.
+:'''Lois''': Now, Meg, don't you give it all away up front. Make him work for it.
+----
+:'''Peter''': Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids. Damn long-ears, trying to take Easter away from Jesus.
+----
+:'''Chris''': Oh, my God! The government is here! Run, ET, run!
+----
+:'''Peter''': Honey, are you pregnant?
+:'''Lois''': No. ''[Peter pushes her down the basement stairs]'' Aah!!
+----
+:'''Stewie''': Oh, dear me, yes, yes. This is how I wanted to enter the new millennium. Locked in a basement with imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong.
+----
+:'''Peter''': Holy crap! Anybody else feel that?
+----
+:'''Peter''': Hey, Lois, you remember when I was the third Hardy Boy?
+:'''Lois''': Peter, there was no third Hardy Boy.
+:'''Peter''': Oh, really? Just like there was no apocalypse? He shoots! He scores!
+----
+:'''Meg''': It's just not fair. I finally get a date with Kevin, and he gets vaporized!
+:'''Chris''': He's just using that as an excuse.
+----
+:'''Chris''': ''[carrying a plant]'' Come on, Woody. We're gonna search for food.
+:'''Peter''': Sorry, Chris. The plant can't come.
+:'''Lois''': It's his best friend.
+:'''Peter''': Lois, it'll just be another mouth to feed. I'll take care of Woody, son.
+:''[Takes the plant in the back and a gunshot is heard]''
+:'''Chris''': What was that?
+:'''Peter''': Nothing. Let's go.
+----
+:'''Stewie''': We're finished! We're done! Game over, man! Game over!
+----
+:'''Man 1''': We don't need guns! We need food and water!
+:'''Man 2''': I have a canker sore on my lip! And I keep poking at it with my tongue! But that's only making it worse!
+----
+[[File:Rosietalk.png|right|300px]]
+:'''Peter''': There's a reason I'm in charge here, all right? I knew the world was gonna end. I'm the one who found the Twinkie factory and started this town. And I'm the one who gave elocution lessons to Rosie Perez.
+:'''Man 1''': That's nothing to be proud of!
+:'''Peter''': ''[imitates Rosie Perez]'' Don't be stupid! She speak good and everything!
+----
+:'''Peter''': Jeez, I haven't been thrown out of any place since I was a counselor at the bulimia clinic.
+:''[Scene goes to Peter at the bulimia clinic]''
+:'''Peter''': Aw, man, did anybody else throw up after eating that fish last night?
+----
+:'''Peter''': We've left ourselves defenseless. Guys, we need to make some guns.
+:'''Cleveland''': Guns? Guns only lead to trouble.
+:'''Peter''': Right. And if that trouble happens, we'll be able to blow its frickin' head off.
+----
+:'''Stewie''': A dead Lois?
+}}
+{{Season2Nav}}
+[[Category:Episodes]]
+[[Category:Season 2]]