- Brian: Face it, Stewie, you're a sucker for a girl with bright blue eyes.
- Stewie: Ha! Her eyes are green!
- Brian: Ha! Thank you for proving my point!:
Stewie: BLAST!
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- [Lois and peter are standing in font of the airport, without any passports, after their plane was hijacked and forced to land on cuba]
- Lois: Uh, Well, this is just great! How the Hell are we supposed to get home?
- Peter:Look, all we got to do is to get some fake passports on the black market.
- Lois: Where are you going? You never gonna find the black market!
- Peter: Oh, that's what you said about that back-alley-abortionist! Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you changed your mind, the point is I found the guy.
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