Deleted scenes from Season 12

Screenshot Title or description Intended episode Found on Episode Order
Famcyrest.png Fancy Restaurant Finders Keepers Family Guy Season 12 1
Chris figures that Peter would just blow the money at a fancy restaurant.
NL.png Herbert on the internet Finders Keepers Family Guy Season 12 2
Herbert finds a web page that for the first time isn't in the Netherlands.
Moneychangespeople.png Money changes people Finders Keepers Family Guy Season 12 3
Peter realizes that money changes people.
Racisteyedoctor.png Racist eye doctor Finders Keepers Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter hates going to the dentist as much as going to the racist eye doctor.
Comingout.png Coming out Finders Keepers Family Guy Season 12 5
Stewie plans an announcement when he turns 17.
Haggle.png Inappropriate haggling Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter notes that Lois haggles during inappropriate situations.
Christwin.png Blood brothers Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 2
Chris checks to see if he has a vestigial twin as well.
MOPA.png MOPA Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 3
Stewie plans an exhibition at MOPA; the Museum of Pretentious Art.
GoCarts.png Go-Carts Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter gets tired of running around with Chip doing stuff.
Chipbeet.png First drink Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter introduces Chip to beer.
Hartmandrunk.png Hoping no one notices Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 6
Doctor Hartman goes drunk driving.
SpanchF.png By the way... Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 7
Chris announces he received an “F” in Spanish, hoping that it would get lost in the conversation.
BoxFort.png Box fort Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 8
Peter considers dragging himself over to boxes to make a fort to play in.
NoHospital.png Refusal Vestigial Peter Family Guy Season 12 9
Peter doesn't want to go to the hospital.
Neckrings.png Ceremonial neck rings Quagmire's Quagmire Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter picks out ceremonial neck rings.
Paintme.png Keep painting Quagmire's Quagmire Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie tells Oscar to keep painting.
Cumloudly.png Cum Loudly Quagmire's Quagmire Family Guy Season 12 3
Quagmire guesses that Sonja graduated “cum loudly.”
Goonme.png Go on me Quagmire's Quagmire Family Guy Season 12 4
Sonja asks Quagmire to go to the bathroom on her.
Hungergames.png Hunger Games Quagmire's Quagmire Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter competes in the Hunger Games.
Mikesiri.png Checking the schedule A Fistful of Meg Family Guy Season 12 1
Mental Mike checks his schedule with siri.
Coffeesipping.png L&O:CSCD A Fistful of Meg Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie and Brian watch Law & Order: Coffee-Sipping Cop Division.
Moeningannounc.png Morning announcements A Fistful of Meg Family Guy Season 12 3
Principal Sheppard makes the morning announcements.
Sheppardheroin.png Principal Sheppard A Fistful of Meg Family Guy Season 12 4
Meg tries to distribute heroin to get expelled.
Hotcharlie.png Hot stuff A Fistful of Meg Family Guy Season 12 5
Brian watches an episode of Charlie's Angels in which Charlie eats hot food in his car.
Whovacation.png Blowing Bubbles / Who Else But Quagmire? A Fistful of Meg Family Guy Season 12 6
After Quagmire wants Meg to build up her strength by blowing Bubbles and introduces her to his horse Bubbles, he remembers that the “Who Else But Quagmire?” guy is on vacation.
TriciaT.png T and Tricia Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 1
Tricia is the only Asian not wearing a surgical mask at the airport and meets Mr. T.
Joevacation.png A Million Ways to Die in Europe Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 2
Joe bores Peter with his vacation photos.
Fatart.png Healthy and prosperous Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 3
Chris wonders about all of the paintings of fat women.
Fannypack.png Fanny pack Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter gets a spare outfit from his fanny pack.
Bikevideo.png Riding a bike Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter tells about learning how to ride a bike from an internet video.
Goingdown.png Sleeping with the fishes Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 6
Peter “sleeps with the fishes.”
Ragu.png On the ragu Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 7
Peter doesn't mind that Lois is on the ragu.
Avianflu.png Avian flu Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Family Guy Season 12 8
Peter avoids contact with birds to keep from contracting Avian flu.
Dogbutt.png Strange dog butt Life of Brian Family Guy Season 12 1
Stewie offers encouraging words to Brian while they escape.
Penisjerkey.png Penis jerky Life of Brian Family Guy Season 12 2
Native American Stewie threatens to turn Buffalo Brian's ears into a wallet and his penis into jerky.
Sparecupcake.png One cupcake per person Life of Brian Family Guy Season 12 3
Peter reads the eulogy.
CruelladeV.png Cruella DeVille Life of Brian Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter and Lois try to find a pet store employee.
Procons.png Pros and cons Life of Brian Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter lists the pros and cons on dog ownership.
Peterundertandingdeath.png Understanding death In Harmony's Way Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter tries to understand death.
Milkwad.png Shooting his wad In Harmony's Way Family Guy Season 12 2
Peter tries to celebrate their agreement, but shot his milk in the earlier cutaway.
Bighatandy.png Biggest head in America In Harmony's Way Family Guy Season 12 3
Conan tries to see if Any hat in America will fit on Andy's head.
Younggirls.png Underaged girls Christmas Guy Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter checks out underaged girls at the mall.
Susiesniper.png Acting out Christmas Guy Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie meets his match as a sniper while attempting to take out Joe.
Caartergrinch.png Carter out-grinches The Grinch Christmas Guy Family Guy Season 12 3
Lois tells of Carter being hired by The Grinch.
Stonedchristmas.png Christmas spirit Christmas Guy Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter and Carter smoke weed to get into the Christmas Spirit.
Malljunk.png Christmas wish Christmas Guy Family Guy Season 12 5
Stewie decides he doesn't want the cheap, plastic mall goods for Christmas.
Siletfart.png Silent fart Christmas Guy Family Guy Season 12 6
Vinny buys a Prius to be like Brian.
Pukeangela.png Final word Peter Problems Family Guy Season 12 1
Alternate take on Angela fires Peter.
Catfishing.png Catfish Peter Problems Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie shoots an episode of Catfish.
Hardstudying.png Studying hard Peter Problems Family Guy Season 12 3
Doctor Hartman prescribes Cialis to kids to help them study in school.
Vitospizza.png Father-son fights Peter Problems Family Guy Season 12 4
The guys watch a commercial for Vito's Pizzaria.
Birdpeter.png Peter hatches an egg Peter Problems Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter tries to prove he is responsible by sitting on an egg that was abandoned.
Wolfrepellent.png Priorities Grimm Job Family Guy Season 12 1
Red Riding Hood's mother opts for the Astroglide over wolf repellent.
Nocapes.png Little Red Walking Hood Grimm Job Family Guy Season 12 2
Red tries to explain that she wears a riding hood, not a cape.
Lieajoke.png Potential princesses Grimm Job Family Guy Season 12 3
Prince Charming checks out potential princesses.
Fistingcake.png Fisting Grimm Job Family Guy Season 12 4
The stepsister offers to fist the cake.
Poopsack.png Poop sack Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 1
Bonnie and Joe accidentally get their bags mixed up.
Boopfart.png Betty Boop Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 2
When Stewie gets Brian to burp him, he explains how Betty Boop got her name.
PMSQuagmire.png QMS Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 3
Quagmire gets into a mood.
Dylan back.png Big news Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 4
Brian hears that Dylan is back and in television.
DivorcedTony.png Catching up Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 5
Brian and Dylan go out for coffee where Dylan may have some daddy issues and Brian mentions that Tony the Tiger's wife left him. While out shopping they bump into Peter and Chris.
Personalwriter.png Personal writer Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 6
Brian convinces Dylan to hire him as his personal writer.
Statuatory.png Statutory Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 7
Brian tries to find out the rules regarding dating the teen-aged staff.
Actingnotes.png Acting notes Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 8
Brian tries to turn Dylan's criticism into acting notes.
NFLPeter.png NFL analyst Brian's a Bad Father Family Guy Season 12 9
Peter works as an NFL analyst on FOX.
PhillipGlass.png Phillip Glass Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter would rather be Phillip Glass blowing than at the meeting.
Noevidence.png Getting rid of the evidence Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 2
Peter is good at getting rid of evidence.
Lifereset.png Life reset Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 3
Stewie offers his thoughts on resetting life.
Missedchance.png Life's regrets Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter has some life regrets.
40stampon.png Cleaning out Grandma's place Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 5
Meg finds a 1940s tampon.
Familyalbum.png Family album Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 6
Peter finds the family photo album.
Peterbra.png Second base Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 7
Evelyn unhooks Peter's bra.
Brodyheaven.png Heaven Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 8
Brian tries to explain Heaven to Stewie.
Digmittens.png Alternate ending Mom's the Word Family Guy Season 12 9
In an alternate ending, Peter and Evelyn discover that Mittens is still alive.
Clevelandloafers.png Slippery 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 1
Cleveland wears his loafers at the tailgate.
18minoldmcd.png 18 minute "Old MacDonald" 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie tells about a concert at the library.
Sweeden.png North to Alaska 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 3
Peter and the guys head to Alaska to talk to Sarah Palin about God.
Palinmoose.png Marty Moose 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter discovers Sarah Palin is really the Wally World moose.
Sadmen.png Sad Men 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter and the guys watch Sad Men.
Deathpager.png For Whom the Pager Tolls 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 6
Death searches for a cell phone to use.
Receipts.png Reimbursement 3 Acts of God Family Guy Season 12 7
Peter tries to give God their expense receipts.
Chrissing.png Prior engagement Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter already promised to take a fish Chrissing.
Scubachris.png Scuba diving Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 2
Peter makes an empty promise to take Chris scuba diving.
Cartercheerleader.png Carter's accident Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 3
Carter has a cheerleading dismount accident.
AIBabs.png American Idol judge Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 4
Babs becomes a judge on American Idol.
AnneFrankPickle.png Anne Frank Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 5
Anne Frank is thrilled that no one will ever read her diary.
Facebooknametag.png Facebook tagging Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 6
Quagmire wants Joe to quit tagging him in pictures.
Pocketpool.png Pocket pool Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 7
Peter searches for something in his front pocket.
Stewiestraight.png Straight Stewie Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 8
Stewie decides he's straight.
Quagmireadvice.png Second thoughts Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 9
Peter calls Quagmire with his marriage doubts.
Petervows.png Vows Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 10
Chris and Peter read their vows.
Parishonneymoon.png Honeymoon in Paris Fresh Heir Family Guy Season 12 11
To Lois' annoyance, Peter and Chris decide not to let their Paris honeymoon go to waste.
Bullypeptalk.png Bully pep talk Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 1
The football coach gives a pep talk to the school bullies.
Neilkissass.png Neil kisses ass Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 2
Principal Sheppard tells Neil to shut up.
SpaDay.png Spa day Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 3
Stewie announces he is taking a spa day.
CigDeath.png Death smokes Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 4
Death bums a cigarette and explains that was how he got to be Death in the first place.
Commencementfly.png Commencement speaker Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 5
Peter considers himself an inspiration, like the fly that gave the commencement address.
Birdman.png The birdman of the backpack Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 6
Stewie seeks companionship in birds.
Fireworks.png Encouragement Secondhand Spoke Family Guy Season 12 7
When Stewie refuses to help anymore, Chris decides to encourage him.
Tablenames.png Peter's spelling Herpe, the Love Sore Family Guy Season 12 1
The tough guys don't see the guys names on the table until Quagmire points it out.
Atriskteen.png At-risk teens Herpe, the Love Sore Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie has to coach at-risk teens the day he gets herpes.
Drastic.png Drastic measures Herpe, the Love Sore Family Guy Season 12 3
When Brian finds a girl that loves him and isn't put off by his herpes, Stewie takes drastic measures.
Replacechris.png Chris replacement The Most Interesting Man in the World Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter hires a kid to replace Chris.
Lostfart.png Lost fart The Most Interesting Man in the World Family Guy Season 12 2
Peter looses his fart and his keys.
Virginislands.png Virgin Islands The Most Interesting Man in the World Family Guy Season 12 3
Joe is amazed that not everyone in the Virgin Islands is a virgin.
Servantpeter.png Small and insignificant The Most Interesting Man in the World Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter feels small and insignificant, like a British servant.
Artcinema.png Art house cinema The Most Interesting Man in the World Family Guy Season 12 5
Lois isn't impressed by the local art house cinema, so Peter takes her to the ballet. Lois is only interested to see the black swan go to town on the white one.
2menrestore.png Two and a Half Men The Most Interesting Man in the World Family Guy Season 12 6
Alternate ending in which Lois restores Peter by forcing him to watch Two and a Half Men.
Flybutt.png Fly butt Baby Got Black Family Guy Season 12 1
More hallucinations during the contest.
HBOBoys.png Boys Baby Got Black Family Guy Season 12 2
Alternate dialog for Boys.
Peterrowe.png Rowe's boyfriend Baby Got Black Family Guy Season 12 3
Peter fights for what he believes in, such as when he was Rowe's boyfriend during Rowe v. Wade.
Zestullyclean.png Zestfully clean Baby Got Black Family Guy Season 12 4
The kids leave a note when they run away together.
Slugmeg.png Slug Meg Meg Stinks! Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter plays “Slug Meg.”
Bigdump.png Big dump Meg Stinks! Family Guy Season 12 2
A lady finds Meg's purse in the bathroom after she takes a big dump.
Ff7.png Fast and the Furious VII Meg Stinks! Family Guy Season 12 3
Peter and Meg blow off dinner for Fast and the Furious VII.
TI.png Texas Instruments Meg Stinks! Family Guy Season 12 4
When Meg assures Lois she knows what she is doing, Lois points out that Texas Instruments thought the same thing when they invented the solar-powered calculator for indoor use.
Winteriscoming.png Winter is coming Meg Stinks! Family Guy Season 12 5
While Brian empties his snare traps, Stewie warns him that winter is coming.
Kevingifts.png Kevin's birthday gift Meg Stinks! Family Guy Season 12 6
Peter hangs out with Meg at the Clam instead of the guys, but Kevin is more resistant to Joe.
FGstaff.png Family Guy staff He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 1
Peter rips Cleveland for the Family Guy staff members who left to work on his show.
Uhaultub.png U-Haul He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 2
Peter tries to return the U-Haul.
Citylocks.png City black person locks He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 3
Donna orders Cleveland to lock all of the city black person locks.
Needyjoe.png Needy Joe He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 4
Peter points out why Cleveland is his best friend.
Potbeer.png Going too far He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 5
Cleveland one-ups Peter in their meetings.
Incrediblecoincidence.png Someone's Aunt Thinks Everything That Happens To Her Is an Incredible Coincidence He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 6
Lois watches Someone's Aunt Thinks Everything That Happens To Her Is an Incredible Coincidence.
Weddingtoast.png Wedding toast He's Bla-ack! Family Guy Season 12 7
Lois is madder at Peter than the time he made a wedding toast.
Netflixgag.png Netflix Chap Stewie Family Guy Season 12 1
When Brian thinks he has Stewie convinced to stay in place, Stewie considers him dumber than Netflix customer.
Brianintoducedtobooze.png Booze & Writing Chap Stewie Family Guy Season 12 2
Stewie introduces Brian to booze and writing.
Unfunnymadlibs.png Unfunny Mad Libs Chap Stewie Family Guy Season 12 3
Lois watches Lincoln II: Even Higher Voiced Lincoln while Peter complains that she filled in his Mad Libs with literal, unfunny words.
BBfinger.png Belly button finger Chap Stewie Family Guy Season 12 4
Stewie is happy to be in a family where the dad doesn't smell his own belly-button finger.
Megshot.png Meg shot Chap Stewie Family Guy Season 12 5
Stewie's diminutive British relation wings him, but takes out Meg.
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