Deleted scenes from Season 13

Screenshot Title or description Intended episode Found on Episode Order
POCensors.png Pissing off the censors The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 1
Peter figures his latest comic should piss off the censors.
Specialdelivery.png Special delivery The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 2
Peter expects a delivery of a flaming trash can.
Tripsee.png Seeing the sights The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 3
Stewie checks out the items they pass on the road.
Lostkeys.png Lost keys The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter is unhappy that he can't scratch his balls to his satisfaction with his keys since they've been taken.
Chairs.png Chairs The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 5
As Peter worries about where they can stay, Homer invites the Griffins to stay at the Simpson home.
SeamusCapt.png Squid The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 6
Seamus and the Sea Captain compare their eye damage.
HartmanNick.png Dr. Nick The Simpsons Guy Family Guy Season 13 7
Dr. Hartman meets Dr. Nick.
AbbottGriffin.png Better things to do The Book of Joe Family Guy Season 13 1
Going to Joe's party is better than Stewie's original engagement.
Vlcsnap-2016-01-08-13h59m47s848.png Words of encouragement The Book of Joe Family Guy Season 13 2
Joe tries to inspire a squirrel he has crippled.
Justdoit.png Just Do It The Book of Joe Family Guy Season 13 3
An alternate take of the breakfast scene.
Poolbuffet.png Pool buffet The Book of Joe Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter and Chris pick from the buffet while still soaking wet from the pool.
Indianbuffet.png Indian buffet Baking Bad Family Guy Season 13 1
Peter takes the cookie store closer to a strip club with an Indian buffet.
ThanksQuagmire.png Thanks for everything Brian the Closer Family Guy Season 13 1
Brian thanks Quagmire for the dental work that led to his new job.
Nosale.png No sale Brian the Closer Family Guy Season 13 2
Brian finds that Mort won't be a successful sale.
Verminpineapple.png Vermin & pineapple Brian the Closer Family Guy Season 13 3
Cleveland finds other things in the refrigerator besides the human head.
Kidcart.png Replacement cart Turkey Guys Family Guy Season 13 1
Peter takes a new shopping cart from a kid when he gets caught in his original one.
Highschoolgirl.png Old high school acquaintances Turkey Guys Family Guy Season 13 2
Peter figures that finding a turkey is going to be a nightmare, like a married woman running into any guy she went to high school with.
Talkturkey.png Talking turkey Turkey Guys Family Guy Season 13 3
Peter decides to borrow the store manager's joke.
Lostphone.png Lost phone Turkey Guys Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter's phone ends up getting lost in the pond.
Bullseyecandy.png Bullseyes Brian the Closer Family Guy Season 13 5
Carter explains to Cleveland what Bullseye candy is.
Doggyheaven.png Doggy Heaven Turkey Guys Family Guy Season 13 6
Brian worries about what will happen in Doggy Heaven if he is killed by a cat.
Blacksanta.png Black & White The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Family Guy Season 13 1
Stewie likes going to malls where you have a choice of a white Santa or a black Santa.
Takingstairs.png Taking the stairs The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Family Guy Season 13 2
Lois decides to take the stairs until she discovers two homeless guys eating each other.
Rideass.png Riding an ass The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Family Guy Season 13 3
Jesus' pick up line falls flat.
Lastcall.png Last call The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Family Guy Season 13 4
Jesus tries one last time to score.
Reasonscience.png Knowledge, reason & science The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Family Guy Season 13 5
An expanded scene of Stewie teasing Brian.
Meggift.png Merry Christmas, Meg The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Family Guy Season 13 6
Meg gets something in her gift box this year.
Runninglate.png Running late Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Family Guy Season 13 1
Chris is delayed getting home from school.
Fruitflies.png Fruit flies Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Family Guy Season 13 2
Chris has a lot to learn in a short amount of time, like the lives of fruit flies.
TDS1.png Teapot Dome scandal Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Family Guy Season 13 3
Brian gets caught pretending to know history.
Deepsouth.png The deep south Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Family Guy Season 13 4
Stewie looks for discipline in the deep south.
TDS2.png Teapot Dome scandal redux Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure Family Guy Season 13 5
Stewie continues to needle Brian over the Teapot Dome scandal.
Estateagent.png Real estate agents Our Idiot Brian Family Guy Season 13 1
Stewie likes to look at the pictures of weird-looking real estate agents.
Mixedmessages.png Mixed messages Our Idiot Brian Family Guy Season 13 2
Although he denies it when she calls him out on it, Brian tries to hit on Meg.
BrainJesus.png Jesus has a plan Our Idiot Brian Family Guy Season 13 3
Brian leans on Jesus to provide the answer to his problem.
Goldlollipop.png Big lollipop Our Idiot Brian Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter wants a big lollipop like a boy with gold ringlet hair would have.
14hrs.png Standing fourteen hours This Little Piggy Family Guy Season 13 1
Stewie notes that he has been standing fourteen hours.
Bigstar.png "Big" star This Little Piggy Family Guy Season 13 2
Quagmire finds an advertisement for Meg that refers to her as a "big" star. He has to leave for a "cock tail" party.
Massgravex.png McMillan Mass Grave Excavation This Little Piggy Family Guy Season 13 3
The end of the scene is turned into a commercial.
Thefarm.png The farm Quagmire's Mom Family Guy Season 13 1
Peter thinks check books come from the farm.
DrunkKeira.png Too much to drink Quagmire's Mom Family Guy Season 13 2
Alternate take in which Keira says she might make out with another girl if she gets drunk.
Confidenceblack.png Confidence Quagmire's Mom Family Guy Season 13 3
Peter learns confidence from a black woman.
Closeupcrystal.png Born nine times Quagmire's Mom Family Guy Season 13 4
Close up on Crystal's face as Quagmire describes being born nine times.
Blackholecrystal.png Black holes Quagmire's Mom Family Guy Season 13 5
Crystal taught Stephen Hawking everything he knew about black holes.
Participation.png Participation Encyclopedia Griffin Family Guy Season 13 1
Peter invites the kids at home to join along and help solve the mystery.
Garbagefamily.png Dinner with Heather's family Encyclopedia Griffin Family Guy Season 13 2
Chris has dinner with Heather's family.
Irresistible.png Irresistible Encyclopedia Griffin Family Guy Season 13 3
Brian can't resist taking Heather's "hand" because he thinks a female dog peed on it..
Bigsausage.png Big sausage Encyclopedia Griffin Family Guy Season 13 4
Alternate take of the breakfast scene in which Heather gets a big "sausage," and Stewie wants some as well.
Joetell.png No telling Stewie Is Enceinte Family Guy Season 13 1
An extended scene in which Joe isn't even allowed to tell anyone he participated in the video.
Megburgerbath.png Meg's bath Stewie Is Enceinte Family Guy Season 13 2
Brian and Stewie watch as Meg eats a big plate of raw hamburger, and washes it down with bath water.
Studiointerview.png Studio interview Stewie Is Enceinte Family Guy Season 13 3
Chris is interviewed in the studio after his video airs.
Internetsucks.png Internet Stewie Is Enceinte Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter complains that the internet sucks except for Kate Upton floating in zero gravity. Cleveland has no idea what the internet is.
Adoptedmutants.png Adopted Stewie Is Enceinte Family Guy Season 13 5
Jeffrey and Bruce adopt Stewie and Brian's surviving offspring.
Eroticroleplay.png Erotic roleplay Dr. C & The Women Family Guy Season 13 1
Cleveland tries to have Bonnie and Joe engage in erotic roleplay.
Bartab.png Running out Dr. C & The Women Family Guy Season 13 2
Cleveland runs out, but not before paying the bar tab.
Sassysecretary.png Sassy Sitcom Secretary in Real Life #JOLO Family Guy Season 13 1
The guys watch Sassy Sitcom Secretary in Real Life.
Supermodelmakeout.png Making out with a supermodel #JOLO Family Guy Season 13 2
Peter pretends to make out with a supermodel he claims to have found in the bowl.
Lifetimeaward.png Lifetime achievement award #JOLO Family Guy Season 13 3
Humpty Dumpty gets a lifetime achievement award.
Drowning.png Doing what he loved #JOLO Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter observes that Joe died doing what he loved, violently drowning.
Blanketguy.png Blanket #JOLO Family Guy Season 13 5
Peter makes a quick save to avoid saying "black guy."
BaldHS.png Bald high school kid #JOLO Family Guy Season 13 6
Peter tries to get Joe to look at the bright side of not being a bald high school kid.
QU.png Q & U Once Bitten Family Guy Season 13 1
Peter and Brian go together better than the letters Q & U.
StBernard.png St. Bernard Once Bitten Family Guy Season 13 2
The drill instructor vows to make Brian a helpful dog, like a St. Bernard.
Dirt.png Getting the dirt Once Bitten Family Guy Season 13 3
Brian gets some dirt on one of the girls in Lois' Pilates classes, Peter delivers aid supplies to Africa.
Converted.png Converted Once Bitten Family Guy Season 13 4
Chris converts for Neil.
Mailman.png Mailman Roasted Guy Family Guy Season 13 1
Quagmire notes that Peter hasn't been so excited since he worked as a mailman.
Elevatorjoke.png Elevator Roasted Guy Family Guy Season 13 2
Cleveland would follow Peter anywhere, except into an elevator.
Dumbfarmhand.png Simple migrant farm laborer Roasted Guy Family Guy Season 13 3
Peter decides to seek new friendship with a simple migrant farm laborer.
Peterhobbies.png Trying on huge sunglasses Roasted Guy Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter is insecure about his appearance and hobbies.
Peebreak.png Pee break Fighting Irish Family Guy Season 13 1
Miss Tammy needs Lois' help to pee.
Wivesbathingsuits.png Bathing suits Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 1
Quagmire looks forward to seeing the wives in bathing suits.
Lotluggage.png Lots of luggage Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 2
Peter and Joe compare the amount of luggage they have to take.
Candycrush.png Candy Crush Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 3
Stewie complains that Carter made him miss his Candy Crush record.
Parasailing2.png Parasailing Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 4
Peter tries to parasail off the island.
Stubtoe.png Stubbed toe Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 5
Carter stubs his toe and swears during his "Jack LaLanne Workout" song.
Toiletries.png Toiletries Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 6
Cleveland cleans out the hotel before their planned departure.
Brownflush.png Wasting water Take My Wife Family Guy Season 13 7
The rebels complain about the tourists wasting water on unnecessary flushing.
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