Deleted scenes from Season 13
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Pissing off the censors | The Simpsons Guy | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Peter figures his latest comic should piss off the censors. | |||||
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Special delivery | The Simpsons Guy | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Peter expects a delivery of a flaming trash can. | |||||
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Seeing the sights | The Simpsons Guy | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Stewie checks out the items they pass on the road. | |||||
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Lost keys | The Simpsons Guy | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Peter is unhappy that he can't scratch his balls to his satisfaction with his keys since they've been taken. | |||||
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Chairs | The Simpsons Guy | Family Guy Season 13 | 5 | |
| As Peter worries about where they can stay, Homer invites the Griffins to stay at the Simpson home. | |||||
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Squid | The Simpsons Guy | Family Guy Season 13 | 6 | |
| Seamus and the Sea Captain compare their eye damage. | |||||
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Dr. Nick | The Simpsons Guy | Family Guy Season 13 | 7 | |
| Dr. Hartman meets Dr. Nick. | |||||
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Better things to do | The Book of Joe | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Going to Joe's party is better than Stewie's original engagement. | |||||
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Words of encouragement | The Book of Joe | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Joe tries to inspire a squirrel he has crippled. | |||||
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Just Do It | The Book of Joe | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| An alternate take of the breakfast scene. | |||||
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Pool buffet | The Book of Joe | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Peter and Chris pick from the buffet while still soaking wet from the pool. | |||||
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Indian buffet | Baking Bad | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Peter takes the cookie store closer to a strip club with an Indian buffet. | |||||
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Thanks for everything | Brian the Closer | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Brian thanks Quagmire for the dental work that led to his new job. | |||||
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No sale | Brian the Closer | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Brian finds that Mort won't be a successful sale. | |||||
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Vermin & pineapple | Brian the Closer | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Cleveland finds other things in the refrigerator besides the human head. | |||||
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Replacement cart | Turkey Guys | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Peter takes a new shopping cart from a kid when he gets caught in his original one. | |||||
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Old high school acquaintances | Turkey Guys | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Peter figures that finding a turkey is going to be a nightmare, like a married woman running into any guy she went to high school with. | |||||
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Talking turkey | Turkey Guys | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Peter decides to borrow the store manager's joke. | |||||
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Lost phone | Turkey Guys | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Peter's phone ends up getting lost in the pond. | |||||
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Bullseyes | Brian the Closer | Family Guy Season 13 | 5 | |
| Carter explains to Cleveland what Bullseye candy is. | |||||
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Doggy Heaven | Turkey Guys | Family Guy Season 13 | 6 | |
| Brian worries about what will happen in Doggy Heaven if he is killed by a cat. | |||||
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Black & White | The 2000-Year-Old Virgin | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Stewie likes going to malls where you have a choice of a white Santa or a black Santa. | |||||
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Taking the stairs | The 2000-Year-Old Virgin | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Lois decides to take the stairs until she discovers two homeless guys eating each other. | |||||
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Riding an ass | The 2000-Year-Old Virgin | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Jesus' pick up line falls flat. | |||||
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Last call | The 2000-Year-Old Virgin | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Jesus tries one last time to score. | |||||
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Knowledge, reason & science | The 2000-Year-Old Virgin | Family Guy Season 13 | 5 | |
| An expanded scene of Stewie teasing Brian. | |||||
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Merry Christmas, Meg | The 2000-Year-Old Virgin | Family Guy Season 13 | 6 | |
| Meg gets something in her gift box this year. | |||||
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Running late | Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Chris is delayed getting home from school. | |||||
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Fruit flies | Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Chris has a lot to learn in a short amount of time, like the lives of fruit flies. | |||||
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Teapot Dome scandal | Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Brian gets caught pretending to know history. | |||||
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The deep south | Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Stewie looks for discipline in the deep south. | |||||
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Teapot Dome scandal redux | Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure | Family Guy Season 13 | 5 | |
| Stewie continues to needle Brian over the Teapot Dome scandal. | |||||
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Real estate agents | Our Idiot Brian | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Stewie likes to look at the pictures of weird-looking real estate agents. | |||||
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Mixed messages | Our Idiot Brian | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Although he denies it when she calls him out on it, Brian tries to hit on Meg. | |||||
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Jesus has a plan | Our Idiot Brian | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Brian leans on Jesus to provide the answer to his problem. | |||||
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Big lollipop | Our Idiot Brian | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Peter wants a big lollipop like a boy with gold ringlet hair would have. | |||||
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Standing fourteen hours | This Little Piggy | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Stewie notes that he has been standing fourteen hours. | |||||
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"Big" star | This Little Piggy | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Quagmire finds an advertisement for Meg that refers to her as a "big" star. He has to leave for a "cock tail" party. | |||||
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McMillan Mass Grave Excavation | This Little Piggy | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| The end of the scene is turned into a commercial. | |||||
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The farm | Quagmire's Mom | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Peter thinks check books come from the farm. | |||||
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Too much to drink | Quagmire's Mom | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Alternate take in which Keira says she might make out with another girl if she gets drunk. | |||||
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Confidence | Quagmire's Mom | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Peter learns confidence from a black woman. | |||||
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Born nine times | Quagmire's Mom | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Close up on Crystal's face as Quagmire describes being born nine times. | |||||
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Black holes | Quagmire's Mom | Family Guy Season 13 | 5 | |
| Crystal taught Stephen Hawking everything he knew about black holes. | |||||
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Participation | Encyclopedia Griffin | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Peter invites the kids at home to join along and help solve the mystery. | |||||
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Dinner with Heather's family | Encyclopedia Griffin | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Chris has dinner with Heather's family. | |||||
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Irresistible | Encyclopedia Griffin | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Brian can't resist taking Heather's "hand" because he thinks a female dog peed on it.. | |||||
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Big sausage | Encyclopedia Griffin | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Alternate take of the breakfast scene in which Heather gets a big "sausage," and Stewie wants some as well. | |||||
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No telling | Stewie Is Enceinte | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| An extended scene in which Joe isn't even allowed to tell anyone he participated in the video. | |||||
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Meg's bath | Stewie Is Enceinte | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Brian and Stewie watch as Meg eats a big plate of raw hamburger, and washes it down with bath water. | |||||
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Studio interview | Stewie Is Enceinte | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Chris is interviewed in the studio after his video airs. | |||||
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Internet | Stewie Is Enceinte | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Peter complains that the internet sucks except for Kate Upton floating in zero gravity. Cleveland has no idea what the internet is. | |||||
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Adopted | Stewie Is Enceinte | Family Guy Season 13 | 5 | |
| Jeffrey and Bruce adopt Stewie and Brian's surviving offspring. | |||||
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Erotic roleplay | Dr. C & The Women | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Cleveland tries to have Bonnie and Joe engage in erotic roleplay. | |||||
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Running out | Dr. C & The Women | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Cleveland runs out, but not before paying the bar tab. | |||||
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Sassy Sitcom Secretary in Real Life | #JOLO | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| The guys watch Sassy Sitcom Secretary in Real Life. | |||||
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Making out with a supermodel | #JOLO | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Peter pretends to make out with a supermodel he claims to have found in the bowl. | |||||
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Lifetime achievement award | #JOLO | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Humpty Dumpty gets a lifetime achievement award. | |||||
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Doing what he loved | #JOLO | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Peter observes that Joe died doing what he loved, violently drowning. | |||||
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Blanket | #JOLO | Family Guy Season 13 | 5 | |
| Peter makes a quick save to avoid saying "black guy." | |||||
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Bald high school kid | #JOLO | Family Guy Season 13 | 6 | |
| Peter tries to get Joe to look at the bright side of not being a bald high school kid. | |||||
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Q & U | Once Bitten | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Peter and Brian go together better than the letters Q & U. | |||||
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St. Bernard | Once Bitten | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| The drill instructor vows to make Brian a helpful dog, like a St. Bernard. | |||||
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Getting the dirt | Once Bitten | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Brian gets some dirt on one of the girls in Lois' Pilates classes, Peter delivers aid supplies to Africa. | |||||
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Converted | Once Bitten | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Chris converts for Neil. | |||||
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Mailman | Roasted Guy | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Quagmire notes that Peter hasn't been so excited since he worked as a mailman. | |||||
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Elevator | Roasted Guy | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Cleveland would follow Peter anywhere, except into an elevator. | |||||
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Simple migrant farm laborer | Roasted Guy | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Peter decides to seek new friendship with a simple migrant farm laborer. | |||||
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Trying on huge sunglasses | Roasted Guy | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Peter is insecure about his appearance and hobbies. | |||||
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Pee break | Fighting Irish | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Miss Tammy needs Lois' help to pee. | |||||
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Bathing suits | Take My Wife | Family Guy Season 13 | 1 | |
| Quagmire looks forward to seeing the wives in bathing suits. | |||||
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Lots of luggage | Take My Wife | Family Guy Season 13 | 2 | |
| Peter and Joe compare the amount of luggage they have to take. | |||||
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Candy Crush | Take My Wife | Family Guy Season 13 | 3 | |
| Stewie complains that Carter made him miss his Candy Crush record. | |||||
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Parasailing | Take My Wife | Family Guy Season 13 | 4 | |
| Peter tries to parasail off the island. | |||||
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Stubbed toe | Take My Wife | Family Guy Season 13 | 5 | |
| Carter stubs his toe and swears during his "Jack LaLanne Workout" song. | |||||
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Toiletries | Take My Wife | Family Guy Season 13 | 6 | |
| Cleveland cleans out the hotel before their planned departure. | |||||
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Wasting water | Take My Wife | Family Guy Season 13 | 7 | |
| The rebels complain about the tourists wasting water on unnecessary flushing. | |||||