Deleted scenes from Season 5

Screenshot Title or description Intended episode Found on Episode Order
Enolagay.png Enola Gay bomber Mother Tucker Family Guy Volume 5 1
Stewie has some less-than-inspiring words for the bombardier of the Enola Gay.
HopeRape.png "Hope & Rape" Mother Tucker Family Guy Volume 5 2
Song cut from the final episode.
Noconsonant.png No Consonant Day Mother Tucker Family Guy Volume 5 3
Mayor West declares "No Consonant Day".
Bagonrye.png Douche Bag on rye Mother Tucker Family Guy Volume 5 4
Alternate dialog from "Dingo and the Baby".
Gatorade.png Gatorade commercial Stewie Loves Lois Family Guy Volume 5 1
Is it in you?
Bogartfilm.png I have so much cancer Stewie Loves Lois Family Guy Volume 5 2
A film from Humphrey Bogart's last years.
Stewiehooker.png Stewie shoots hooker Stewie Loves Lois Family Guy Volume 5 3
Stewie performs a community service.
Villpeter.png Village People Stewie Loves Lois Family Guy Volume 5 4
Peter tries to join the Village People.
Deltablow.png Peter blows up Delta Burke Stewie Loves Lois Family Guy Volume 5 5
Peter takes out Delta Burke.
Boobqueezemamo.png Squeezing boob question Stewie Loves Lois Family Guy Volume 5 6
Lois explains what a mammogram is.
Strongmedicine.png Strong medicine Stewie Loves Lois Family Guy Volume 5 7
Peter wants a male doctor.
Rollerpee.png Peeing on roller skates Hell Comes to Quahog Family Guy Volume 5 1
Peter has trouble at the roller rink.
Supremebeing.png Time Bandits Hell Comes to Quahog Family Guy Volume 5 2
The Supreme Being looks for his map.
Fatfish.png Fat kid fishing Hell Comes to Quahog Family Guy Volume 5 3
Peter goofs off at work.
Angelainsult.png An insult for Angela Hell Comes to Quahog Family Guy Volume 5 4
Peter has a brain fart.
Shotbaby.png Shot a baby in Iraq Saving Private Brian Family Guy Volume 5 1
The army recruiter shows off his gun.
Kellysex.png Kelly Ripa Saving Private Brian Family Guy Volume 5 2
Brian describes being beaten up as more painful than sex with Kelly Ripa.
Chrisquagmire.png Chris beats up Quagmire Saving Private Brian Family Guy Volume 5 3
Chris steals Quagmire's car keys.
Aquamanasst.png Aquaman's assistant Whistle While Your Wife Works Family Guy Volume 5 1
Peter becomes Aquaman's assistant.
Sealcheese.png Seal grates cheese Whistle While Your Wife Works Family Guy Volume 5 2
Peter takes a job at a museum.
Tetherball.png Tetherball Prick Up Your Ears Family Guy Volume 5 1
Stewie tries to help Chris pull his tooth.
Poopbag.png Bag of poop Chick Cancer Family Guy Volume 5 -
Stewie plots to throw a bag of Brian's poop at Olivia Fuller.
Prompic.png Stewie jumps in the picture Barely Legal Family Guy Volume 5 1
Meg and Brian pose for her dance picture.
911call.png 911 Call Barely Legal Family Guy Volume 5 2
Bruce takes a 911 call.
Piercedears.png Stewie gets pierced Road to Rupert Family Guy Volume 5 1
Stewie gets earring in spite of Lois.
Hollandsopus.png Mr. Holland's Opus Road to Rupert Family Guy Volume 5 2
Brian tries to interest Stewie in Mr. Holland's Opus action figures.
Patriotact.png Patriot Act Road to Rupert Family Guy Volume 5 3
Stewie looks up sensitive information while searching for Rupert.
Vivarockvegas.png Viva Rock Vegas Road to Rupert Family Guy Volume 5 4
Stewie object to selling the family copy of Viva Rock Vegas.
MistyFogbank.png Misty Fogbank The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Family Guy Volume 5 1
Channel 5 gets a new weather girl.
FattySulu.png Fatty Sulu The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Family Guy Volume 5 2
Sulu is tempted at the buffet.
Gaycaralarm.png Gay car alarm The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Family Guy Volume 5 3
Peter builds a gay car alarm.
MTbully.png Mike Tyson The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Family Guy Volume 5 4
Peter uses Mike Tyson as an example of how to stand up to bullies.
Menarterrible.png Valerie Bertinelli Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Family Guy Volume 5 1
Valerie Bertinelli stars in a Lifetime movie Men Are Terrible And Will Hurt You Because This Is Lifetime.
Duckearmuffs.png Duck ear muffs Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Family Guy Volume 5 2
Lois complains about Peter acting crazy with Bill Clinton.
Clubgirls.png Club girls ignore Peter Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Family Guy Volume 5 3
Lois tries to hook Peter up with club girls.
Elainestritch.png Elaine Stritch Airport '07 Family Guy Volume 5 1
Peter likes the redneck show better than the time they saw Elaine Stritch.
RedneckPeter.png Peter as redneck Airport '07 Family Guy Volume 5 2
Extended scene of Peter chatting with his neighbors.
DennisLong.png Airline CEO Dennis Long Airport '07 Family Guy Volume 5 3
Quagmire is fired.
Autistic comidian.png Autistic comedian No Meals on Wheels Family Guy Volume 6 1
Stewie compares discount shopping to an autistic comedian.
Persianguy.png Persian guy No Meals on Wheels Family Guy Volume 6 2
A Persian guy tries to pick up girls.
RiverP.png Corpse of River Phoenix No Meals on Wheels Family Guy Volume 6 3
Stewie admires that the corpse of River Phoenix is still able to pick up girls.
LoisHector.png Lois and Hector No Meals on Wheels Family Guy Volume 6 4
Lois hits on the dishwasher.
DisSteve.png Disabled family No Meals on Wheels Family Guy Volume 6 5
Steve and the family dine out.
NorthKreans.png North Koreans No Meals on Wheels Family Guy Volume 6 6
North korea tries to get the Olympics.
Handimodel.png Handicap inaccessible No Meals on Wheels Family Guy Volume 6 7
Peter remodels Big Pete's House of Munch.
BrianpickLois.png Brian picks up Lois No Chris Left Behind Family Guy Volume 6 1
Lois tries to earn money for Chris' tuition.
Chrisdivorce.png Chris' divorce No Chris Left Behind Family Guy Volume 6 2
Chris is heartbroken.
NaAmMidet.png Native American midgets Boys Do Cry Family Guy Volume 6 1
Stewie ponders why you never see Native American midgets.
Quagstearn.png Quagmire re;Daniel Stern Meet the Quagmires Family Guy Volume 6 1
Quagmire is excited about Daniel Stern.
BelvedereBrian.png Mr. Belvedere Meet the Quagmires Family Guy Volume 6 2
Brian discovers he was to be named "Mr. Belvedere."
Peterlaughsmeeting.png Peter laughs in meeting Meet the Quagmires Family Guy Volume 6 3
Peter laughs uncontrollably.
Philletter.png Peter writes to Phil Hartman Meet the Quagmires Family Guy Volume 6 4
Peter decides to send Phil Hartman a warning.
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