Deleted scenes Season 5

Deleted scenes from Season 5

Screenshot	Title or description	Intended episode	Found on	Episode Order
	Enola Gay bomber	Mother Tucker	Family Guy Volume 5	1
	Stewie has some less-than-inspiring words for the bombardier of the Enola Gay.
	"Hope & Rape"	Mother Tucker	Family Guy Volume 5	2
	Song cut from the final episode.
	No Consonant Day	Mother Tucker	Family Guy Volume 5	3
	Mayor West declares "No Consonant Day".
	Douche Bag on rye	Mother Tucker	Family Guy Volume 5	4
	Alternate dialog from "Dingo and the Baby".
	Gatorade commercial	Stewie Loves Lois	Family Guy Volume 5	1
	Is it in you?
	I have so much cancer	Stewie Loves Lois	Family Guy Volume 5	2
	A film from Humphrey Bogart's last years.
	Stewie shoots hooker	Stewie Loves Lois	Family Guy Volume 5	3
	Stewie performs a community service.
	Village People	Stewie Loves Lois	Family Guy Volume 5	4
	Peter tries to join the Village People.
	Peter blows up Delta Burke	Stewie Loves Lois	Family Guy Volume 5	5
	Peter takes out Delta Burke.
	Squeezing boob question	Stewie Loves Lois	Family Guy Volume 5	6
	Lois explains what a mammogram is.
	Strong medicine	Stewie Loves Lois	Family Guy Volume 5	7
	Peter wants a male doctor.
	Peeing on roller skates	Hell Comes to Quahog	Family Guy Volume 5	1
	Peter has trouble at the roller rink.
	Time Bandits	Hell Comes to Quahog	Family Guy Volume 5	2
	The Supreme Being looks for his map.
	Fat kid fishing	Hell Comes to Quahog	Family Guy Volume 5	3
	Peter goofs off at work.
	An insult for Angela	Hell Comes to Quahog	Family Guy Volume 5	4
	Peter has a brain fart.
	Shot a baby in Iraq	Saving Private Brian	Family Guy Volume 5	1
	The army recruiter shows off his gun.
	Kelly Ripa	Saving Private Brian	Family Guy Volume 5	2
	Brian describes being beaten up as more painful than sex with Kelly Ripa.
	Chris beats up Quagmire	Saving Private Brian	Family Guy Volume 5	3
	Chris steals Quagmire's car keys.
	Aquaman's assistant	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Family Guy Volume 5	1
	Peter becomes Aquaman's assistant.
	Seal grates cheese	Whistle While Your Wife Works	Family Guy Volume 5	2
	Peter takes a job at a museum.
	Tetherball	Prick Up Your Ears	Family Guy Volume 5	1
	Stewie tries to help Chris pull his tooth.
	Bag of poop	Chick Cancer	Family Guy Volume 5	-
	Stewie plots to throw a bag of Brian's poop at Olivia Fuller.
	Stewie jumps in the picture	Barely Legal	Family Guy Volume 5	1
	Meg and Brian pose for her dance picture.
	911 Call	Barely Legal	Family Guy Volume 5	2
	Bruce takes a 911 call.
	Stewie gets pierced	Road to Rupert	Family Guy Volume 5	1
	Stewie gets earring in spite of Lois.
	Mr. Holland's Opus	Road to Rupert	Family Guy Volume 5	2
	Brian tries to interest Stewie in Mr. Holland's Opus action figures.
	Patriot Act	Road to Rupert	Family Guy Volume 5	3
	Stewie looks up sensitive information while searching for Rupert.
	Viva Rock Vegas	Road to Rupert	Family Guy Volume 5	4
	Stewie object to selling the family copy of Viva Rock Vegas.
	Misty Fogbank	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Family Guy Volume 5	1
	Channel 5 gets a new weather girl.
	Fatty Sulu	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Family Guy Volume 5	2
	Sulu is tempted at the buffet.
	Gay car alarm	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Family Guy Volume 5	3
	Peter builds a gay car alarm.
	Mike Tyson	The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou	Family Guy Volume 5	4
	Peter uses Mike Tyson as an example of how to stand up to bullies.
	Valerie Bertinelli	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Family Guy Volume 5	1
	Valerie Bertinelli stars in a Lifetime movie Men Are Terrible And Will Hurt You Because This Is Lifetime.
	Duck ear muffs	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Family Guy Volume 5	2
	Lois complains about Peter acting crazy with Bill Clinton.
	Club girls ignore Peter	Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey	Family Guy Volume 5	3
	Lois tries to hook Peter up with club girls.
	Elaine Stritch	Airport '07	Family Guy Volume 5	1
	Peter likes the redneck show better than the time they saw Elaine Stritch.
	Peter as redneck	Airport '07	Family Guy Volume 5	2
	Extended scene of Peter chatting with his neighbors.
	Airline CEO Dennis Long	Airport '07	Family Guy Volume 5	3
	Quagmire is fired.
	Autistic comedian	No Meals on Wheels	Family Guy Volume 6	1
	Stewie compares discount shopping to an autistic comedian.
	Persian guy	No Meals on Wheels	Family Guy Volume 6	2
	A Persian guy tries to pick up girls.
	Corpse of River Phoenix	No Meals on Wheels	Family Guy Volume 6	3
	Stewie admires that the corpse of River Phoenix is still able to pick up girls.
	Lois and Hector	No Meals on Wheels	Family Guy Volume 6	4
	Lois hits on the dishwasher.
	Disabled family	No Meals on Wheels	Family Guy Volume 6	5
	Steve and the family dine out.
	North Koreans	No Meals on Wheels	Family Guy Volume 6	6
	North korea tries to get the Olympics.
	Handicap inaccessible	No Meals on Wheels	Family Guy Volume 6	7
	Peter remodels Big Pete's House of Munch.
	Brian picks up Lois	No Chris Left Behind	Family Guy Volume 6	1
	Lois tries to earn money for Chris' tuition.
	Chris' divorce	No Chris Left Behind	Family Guy Volume 6	2
	Chris is heartbroken.
	Native American midgets	Boys Do Cry	Family Guy Volume 6	1
	Stewie ponders why you never see Native American midgets.
	Quagmire re;Daniel Stern	Meet the Quagmires	Family Guy Volume 6	1
	Quagmire is excited about Daniel Stern.
	Mr. Belvedere	Meet the Quagmires	Family Guy Volume 6	2
	Brian discovers he was to be named "Mr. Belvedere."
	Peter laughs in meeting	Meet the Quagmires	Family Guy Volume 6	3
	Peter laughs uncontrollably.
	Peter writes to Phil Hartman	Meet the Quagmires	Family Guy Volume 6	4
	Peter decides to send Phil Hartman a warning.