Deleted scenes from Season 5
| Screenshot | Title or description | Intended episode | Found on | Episode Order | |
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Enola Gay bomber | Mother Tucker | Family Guy Volume 5 | 1 | |
| Stewie has some less-than-inspiring words for the bombardier of the Enola Gay. | |||||
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"Hope & Rape" | Mother Tucker | Family Guy Volume 5 | 2 | |
| Song cut from the final episode. | |||||
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No Consonant Day | Mother Tucker | Family Guy Volume 5 | 3 | |
| Mayor West declares "No Consonant Day". | |||||
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Douche Bag on rye | Mother Tucker | Family Guy Volume 5 | 4 | |
| Alternate dialog from "Dingo and the Baby". | |||||
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Gatorade commercial | Stewie Loves Lois | Family Guy Volume 5 | 1 | |
| Is it in you? | |||||
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I have so much cancer | Stewie Loves Lois | Family Guy Volume 5 | 2 | |
| A film from Humphrey Bogart's last years. | |||||
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Stewie shoots hooker | Stewie Loves Lois | Family Guy Volume 5 | 3 | |
| Stewie performs a community service. | |||||
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Village People | Stewie Loves Lois | Family Guy Volume 5 | 4 | |
| Peter tries to join the Village People. | |||||
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Peter blows up Delta Burke | Stewie Loves Lois | Family Guy Volume 5 | 5 | |
| Peter takes out Delta Burke. | |||||
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Squeezing boob question | Stewie Loves Lois | Family Guy Volume 5 | 6 | |
| Lois explains what a mammogram is. | |||||
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Strong medicine | Stewie Loves Lois | Family Guy Volume 5 | 7 | |
| Peter wants a male doctor. | |||||
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Peeing on roller skates | Hell Comes to Quahog | Family Guy Volume 5 | 1 | |
| Peter has trouble at the roller rink. | |||||
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Time Bandits | Hell Comes to Quahog | Family Guy Volume 5 | 2 | |
| The Supreme Being looks for his map. | |||||
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Fat kid fishing | Hell Comes to Quahog | Family Guy Volume 5 | 3 | |
| Peter goofs off at work. | |||||
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An insult for Angela | Hell Comes to Quahog | Family Guy Volume 5 | 4 | |
| Peter has a brain fart. | |||||
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Shot a baby in Iraq | Saving Private Brian | Family Guy Volume 5 | 1 | |
| The army recruiter shows off his gun. | |||||
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Kelly Ripa | Saving Private Brian | Family Guy Volume 5 | 2 | |
| Brian describes being beaten up as more painful than sex with Kelly Ripa. | |||||
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Chris beats up Quagmire | Saving Private Brian | Family Guy Volume 5 | 3 | |
| Chris steals Quagmire's car keys. | |||||
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Aquaman's assistant | Whistle While Your Wife Works | Family Guy Volume 5 | 1 | |
| Peter becomes Aquaman's assistant. | |||||
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Seal grates cheese | Whistle While Your Wife Works | Family Guy Volume 5 | 2 | |
| Peter takes a job at a museum. | |||||
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Tetherball | Prick Up Your Ears | Family Guy Volume 5 | 1 | |
| Stewie tries to help Chris pull his tooth. | |||||
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Bag of poop | Chick Cancer | Family Guy Volume 5 | - | |
| Stewie plots to throw a bag of Brian's poop at Olivia Fuller. | |||||
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Stewie jumps in the picture | Barely Legal | Family Guy Volume 5 | 1 | |
| Meg and Brian pose for her dance picture. | |||||
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911 Call | Barely Legal | Family Guy Volume 5 | 2 | |
| Bruce takes a 911 call. | |||||
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Stewie gets pierced | Road to Rupert | Family Guy Volume 5 | 1 | |
| Stewie gets earring in spite of Lois. | |||||
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Mr. Holland's Opus | Road to Rupert | Family Guy Volume 5 | 2 | |
| Brian tries to interest Stewie in Mr. Holland's Opus action figures. | |||||
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Patriot Act | Road to Rupert | Family Guy Volume 5 | 3 | |
| Stewie looks up sensitive information while searching for Rupert. | |||||
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Viva Rock Vegas | Road to Rupert | Family Guy Volume 5 | 4 | |
| Stewie object to selling the family copy of Viva Rock Vegas. | |||||
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Misty Fogbank | The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou | Family Guy Volume 5 | 1 | |
| Channel 5 gets a new weather girl. | |||||
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Fatty Sulu | The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou | Family Guy Volume 5 | 2 | |
| Sulu is tempted at the buffet. | |||||
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Gay car alarm | The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou | Family Guy Volume 5 | 3 | |
| Peter builds a gay car alarm. | |||||
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Mike Tyson | The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou | Family Guy Volume 5 | 4 | |
| Peter uses Mike Tyson as an example of how to stand up to bullies. | |||||
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Valerie Bertinelli | Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey | Family Guy Volume 5 | 1 | |
| Valerie Bertinelli stars in a Lifetime movie Men Are Terrible And Will Hurt You Because This Is Lifetime. | |||||
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Duck ear muffs | Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey | Family Guy Volume 5 | 2 | |
| Lois complains about Peter acting crazy with Bill Clinton. | |||||
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Club girls ignore Peter | Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey | Family Guy Volume 5 | 3 | |
| Lois tries to hook Peter up with club girls. | |||||
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Elaine Stritch | Airport '07 | Family Guy Volume 5 | 1 | |
| Peter likes the redneck show better than the time they saw Elaine Stritch. | |||||
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Peter as redneck | Airport '07 | Family Guy Volume 5 | 2 | |
| Extended scene of Peter chatting with his neighbors. | |||||
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Airline CEO Dennis Long | Airport '07 | Family Guy Volume 5 | 3 | |
| Quagmire is fired. | |||||
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Autistic comedian | No Meals on Wheels | Family Guy Volume 6 | 1 | |
| Stewie compares discount shopping to an autistic comedian. | |||||
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Persian guy | No Meals on Wheels | Family Guy Volume 6 | 2 | |
| A Persian guy tries to pick up girls. | |||||
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Corpse of River Phoenix | No Meals on Wheels | Family Guy Volume 6 | 3 | |
| Stewie admires that the corpse of River Phoenix is still able to pick up girls. | |||||
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Lois and Hector | No Meals on Wheels | Family Guy Volume 6 | 4 | |
| Lois hits on the dishwasher. | |||||
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Disabled family | No Meals on Wheels | Family Guy Volume 6 | 5 | |
| Steve and the family dine out. | |||||
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North Koreans | No Meals on Wheels | Family Guy Volume 6 | 6 | |
| North korea tries to get the Olympics. | |||||
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Handicap inaccessible | No Meals on Wheels | Family Guy Volume 6 | 7 | |
| Peter remodels Big Pete's House of Munch. | |||||
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Brian picks up Lois | No Chris Left Behind | Family Guy Volume 6 | 1 | |
| Lois tries to earn money for Chris' tuition. | |||||
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Chris' divorce | No Chris Left Behind | Family Guy Volume 6 | 2 | |
| Chris is heartbroken. | |||||
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Native American midgets | Boys Do Cry | Family Guy Volume 6 | 1 | |
| Stewie ponders why you never see Native American midgets. | |||||
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Quagmire re;Daniel Stern | Meet the Quagmires | Family Guy Volume 6 | 1 | |
| Quagmire is excited about Daniel Stern. | |||||
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Mr. Belvedere | Meet the Quagmires | Family Guy Volume 6 | 2 | |
| Brian discovers he was to be named "Mr. Belvedere." | |||||
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Peter laughs in meeting | Meet the Quagmires | Family Guy Volume 6 | 3 | |
| Peter laughs uncontrollably. | |||||
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Peter writes to Phil Hartman | Meet the Quagmires | Family Guy Volume 6 | 4 | |
| Peter decides to send Phil Hartman a warning. | |||||