Deleted scenes Season 8

Deleted scenes from Season 8

Screenshot	Title or description	Intended episode	Found on	Episode Order
	Joe tries to explain the internet	Family Goy	Family Guy Volume 8	1
	Joe hates talking to Quagmire who takes everything he says sexually.
	I'm a nutty doctor	Family Goy	Family Guy Volume 8	2
	Dr. Hartman is weird.
	Self-circumcision	Family Goy	Family Guy Volume 8	3
	Peter replaces his foreskin.
	Evolve Much?	Brian's Got a Brand New Bag	Family Guy Volume 8	1
	Peter torments Brian.
	Thanks for t-ing my D	Brian's Got a Brand New Bag	Family Guy Volume 8	2
	Brian picks up a much younger chick.
	9/12 terrorists	Brian's Got a Brand New Bag	Family Guy Volume 8	3
	Terrorists are annoyed they missed the big day.
	Penguin from out of town	Brian's Got a Brand New Bag	Family Guy Volume 8	4
	Peter has to show a disinterested penguin around town.
	Racial business	Brian's Got a Brand New Bag	Family Guy Volume 8	5
	Brian brings home a half black/half Indian girl.
	Leper colony games	Spies Reminiscent of Us	Family Guy Volume 8	1
	Lepers play the "Hokey-Pokey".
	I wonder how Chris is doing	Spies Reminiscent of Us	Family Guy Volume 8	2
	Chris' trip to Africa does not go well.
	Reagan, Brady and Peter	Quagmire's Baby	Family Guy Volume 8	1
	Peter tries to collect a debt from James Brady.
	Story Time with Quagmire	Quagmire's Baby	Family Guy Volume 8	2
	Quagmire reads The Owl and the Pussycat.
	Tobacco chewing hamster	Quagmire's Baby	Family Guy Volume 8	3
	Quagmire compares changing Anna Lee Quagmire's diaper to a tobacco chewing hamster.
	The naming of the new world	Quagmire's Baby	Family Guy Volume 8	4
	"Real Maps Have Mountain Bumps"
	Al Pacino's laundromat	Quagmire's Baby	Family Guy Volume 8	5
	Peter claims Quagmire's emotional outburst is more uncomfortable than being in a slum laundromat with Al Pacino.
	Worse father than an alcoholic elephant	Hannah Banana	Family Guy Volume 8	1
	Chris compares Peter to an alcoholic elephant.
	Other people's kid	Road to the Multiverse	Family Guy Volume 8	1
	A visit to a universe where other people's kids are interesting.
	Alright/Not alright	Road to the Multiverse	Family Guy Volume 8	2
	Quagmire in the Universe of Two-Headed People.
	Jesus, Buddha & Shakti face unemployment	Road to the Multiverse	Family Guy Volume 8	3
	Deities try to find a new purpose.
	"Eggs & Bacon!"	Road to the Multiverse	Family Guy Volume 8	4
	What would Handel's "Messiah" be without religion?
	Ben Franklin, dancer	Road to the Multiverse	Family Guy Volume 8	5
	Ben Franklin is still alive but in a different line of work.
	There's no news to report tonight	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	1
	Tom fakes his way thought the news.
	The invention of sex	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	2
	Brian claims his honor is the greatest thing since the invention of sex.
	look at this wonderful thing I've done	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	3
	Peter builds a quicksand pit in the living room & cutaway to a bird afraid of hights.
	Consuela meets Meg	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	4
	Meg tries to make friends with Consuela.
	You're that Brian Griffin?	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	5
	Peter is in the honor group.
	Not very sexy party	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	6
	Stewie has a not very sexy party.
	It's my new ringtone	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	7
	Stewie has a new ringtone of a police siren.
	Ike, this is Tina	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	8
	Stewie introduces Ike and Tina Turner.
	Peter's tongue twister	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	9
	Peter's tongue twister is accepted by Highlights magazine.
	Animals killing animals	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	10
	Peter claims animals killing animals is natural.
	What the Hell happened to Patches?	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	11
	Alternate take where the German Shepherd's owners come looking for him.
	Quagmire and the hamster	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	12
	Quagmire object to not being allowed to stuff hamsters in his ass.
	Brian in the bathtub	Dog Gone	Family Guy Volume 8	13
	Stewie is amused that Brian is in the bathtub voluntarily.
	Jerome schools the fellas	Jerome Is the New Black	Family Guy Volume 8	1
	Jerome sets the KKK straight.
	Muffican jam	Jerome Is the New Black	Family Guy Volume 8	2
	Jerome appeared in jam commercials as a youth.
	Discipline	Business Guy	Family Guy Volume 9	2
	Mayor Adam West asks for discipline at the strip club.
	Fajita Peter	Business Guy	Family Guy Volume 9	2
	Lois worries about Carter being a vegetable and Peter remembers when he was an entire fajita.
	22 year-old douche	Business Guy	Family Guy Volume 9	3
	Peter worries that Babs will marry a 22 year-old douche.
	Idiot French	Business Guy	Family Guy Volume 9	4
	Peter does not want idiots working for him like the ones that followed 12 year-old Joan of Arc.
	Mother Chris	Business Guy	Family Guy Volume 9	5
	Peter appoints Chris as Meg's new mother.
	Gasoline powered hat	Business Guy	Family Guy Volume 9	6
	Pewterschmidt Industries creates a gasoline-powered hat.
	Coming up next	Business Guy	Family Guy Volume 9	7
	American Dad! has a similar plot, but no swamp monster.
	Peter's tryout for The Apprentice	Big Man on Hippocampus	Family Guy Volume 9	1
	Peter tapes over the wedding video with his butt in order to get on The Apprentice.
	Best friends	Big Man on Hippocampus	Family Guy Volume 9	2
	Peter meets his best friends.
	Urban Stewie	Big Man on Hippocampus	Family Guy Volume 9	3
	Stewie gets into a shouting match with a passer-by.
	Girl talk	Dial Meg for Murder	Family Guy Volume 9	1
	Extended scene of Peter interrupting Meg's girl talk to rope and brand her.
	Turn-of-the-century bully	Dial Meg for Murder	Family Guy Volume 9	2
	A turn-of-the-century bully steals Meg's lunch money.
	Voided	Dial Meg for Murder	Family Guy Volume 9	3
	Joe tackles Luke and incorrectly accuses him of voiding himself.
	Winnie-the-watery-blood-filled-poo	Extra Large Medium	Family Guy Volume 9	1
	The family encounters Winnie-the-watery-blood-filled-poo. Stewie and Chris follow a wood whale.
	Manhole	Extra Large Medium	Family Guy Volume 9	2
	Peter sees Quagmire reincarnated as a manhole cover.
	Bonding	Go, Stewie, Go!	Family Guy Volume 9	1
	Stewie and Rupert have some time for bonding.
	Predator vision	Go, Stewie, Go!	Family Guy Volume 9	2
	Peter sees everything about Lois.
	Nut farm	Go, Stewie, Go!	Family Guy Volume 9	3
	All of Quahog reacts to Stewie's shocking news.
	They're real	Peter-assment	Family Guy Volume 9	1
	Peter tells Angela "no."
	News fake-out	April in Quahog	Family Guy Volume 9	1
	Tom only says Diane's name, does not lead her into the story.
	Highlights in history	April in Quahog	Family Guy Volume 9	2
	Alternate highlights in history include the first "knock-knock" joke, invention of the rectal thermometer and reaching the summit of Mt. Everest by a blind man.
	Seppuku	April in Quahog	Family Guy Volume 9	3
	Tricia Takanawa nearly commits suicide before finding out the joke.
	Real guy job	April in Quahog	Family Guy Volume 9	4
	Peter promises to try like a mentally disabled guy who gets a regular guy's job.
	Asian magic show	The Splendid Source	Family Guy Volume 9	1
	Peter reminds Lois of the time they saw an Asian magic show.
	Camouflage	The Splendid Source	Family Guy Volume 9	2
	Brian wants to roll in Peter's poop to hide his scent.
	Getting laid	The Splendid Source	Family Guy Volume 9	3
	Lois celebrates getting away from the kids.
	Invention of rape	The Splendid Source	Family Guy Volume 9	4
	Peter believes finding the source of dirty jokes would be the greatest thing since the invention of rape.
	Friendly warning	The Splendid Source	Family Guy Volume 9	5
	Quagmire cautions their assailants against handling his blood.
	Cafeteria	The Splendid Source	Family Guy Volume 9	6
	Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made.
	Hypochondriac	The Splendid Source	Family Guy Volume 9	7
	Peter dismisses Cleveland's objections that he's wounded, noting black guys get shot all the time.