Deleted scenes from Season 8
| Screenshot | Title or description | Intended episode | Found on | Episode Order | |
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Joe tries to explain the internet | Family Goy | Family Guy Volume 8 | 1 | |
| Joe hates talking to Quagmire who takes everything he says sexually. | |||||
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I'm a nutty doctor | Family Goy | Family Guy Volume 8 | 2 | |
| Dr. Hartman is weird. | |||||
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Self-circumcision | Family Goy | Family Guy Volume 8 | 3 | |
| Peter replaces his foreskin. | |||||
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Evolve Much? | Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | Family Guy Volume 8 | 1 | |
| Peter torments Brian. | |||||
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Thanks for t-ing my D | Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | Family Guy Volume 8 | 2 | |
| Brian picks up a much younger chick. | |||||
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9/12 terrorists | Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | Family Guy Volume 8 | 3 | |
| Terrorists are annoyed they missed the big day. | |||||
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Penguin from out of town | Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | Family Guy Volume 8 | 4 | |
| Peter has to show a disinterested penguin around town. | |||||
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Racial business | Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | Family Guy Volume 8 | 5 | |
| Brian brings home a half black/half Indian girl. | |||||
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Leper colony games | Spies Reminiscent of Us | Family Guy Volume 8 | 1 | |
| Lepers play the "Hokey-Pokey". | |||||
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I wonder how Chris is doing | Spies Reminiscent of Us | Family Guy Volume 8 | 2 | |
| Chris' trip to Africa does not go well. | |||||
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Reagan, Brady and Peter | Quagmire's Baby | Family Guy Volume 8 | 1 | |
| Peter tries to collect a debt from James Brady. | |||||
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Story Time with Quagmire | Quagmire's Baby | Family Guy Volume 8 | 2 | |
| Quagmire reads The Owl and the Pussycat. | |||||
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Tobacco chewing hamster | Quagmire's Baby | Family Guy Volume 8 | 3 | |
| Quagmire compares changing Anna Lee Quagmire's diaper to a tobacco chewing hamster. | |||||
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The naming of the new world | Quagmire's Baby | Family Guy Volume 8 | 4 | |
| "Real Maps Have Mountain Bumps" | |||||
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Al Pacino's laundromat | Quagmire's Baby | Family Guy Volume 8 | 5 | |
| Peter claims Quagmire's emotional outburst is more uncomfortable than being in a slum laundromat with Al Pacino. | |||||
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Worse father than an alcoholic elephant | Hannah Banana | Family Guy Volume 8 | 1 | |
| Chris compares Peter to an alcoholic elephant. | |||||
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Other people's kid | Road to the Multiverse | Family Guy Volume 8 | 1 | |
| A visit to a universe where other people's kids are interesting. | |||||
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Alright/Not alright | Road to the Multiverse | Family Guy Volume 8 | 2 | |
| Quagmire in the Universe of Two-Headed People. | |||||
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Jesus, Buddha & Shakti face unemployment | Road to the Multiverse | Family Guy Volume 8 | 3 | |
| Deities try to find a new purpose. | |||||
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"Eggs & Bacon!" | Road to the Multiverse | Family Guy Volume 8 | 4 | |
| What would Handel's "Messiah" be without religion? | |||||
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Ben Franklin, dancer | Road to the Multiverse | Family Guy Volume 8 | 5 | |
| Ben Franklin is still alive but in a different line of work. | |||||
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There's no news to report tonight | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 1 | |
| Tom fakes his way thought the news. | |||||
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The invention of sex | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 2 | |
| Brian claims his honor is the greatest thing since the invention of sex. | |||||
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look at this wonderful thing I've done | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 3 | |
| Peter builds a quicksand pit in the living room & cutaway to a bird afraid of hights. | |||||
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Consuela meets Meg | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 4 | |
| Meg tries to make friends with Consuela. | |||||
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You're that Brian Griffin? | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 5 | |
| Peter is in the honor group. | |||||
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Not very sexy party | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 6 | |
| Stewie has a not very sexy party. | |||||
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It's my new ringtone | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 7 | |
| Stewie has a new ringtone of a police siren. | |||||
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Ike, this is Tina | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 8 | |
| Stewie introduces Ike and Tina Turner. | |||||
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Peter's tongue twister | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 9 | |
| Peter's tongue twister is accepted by Highlights magazine. | |||||
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Animals killing animals | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 10 | |
| Peter claims animals killing animals is natural. | |||||
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What the Hell happened to Patches? | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 11 | |
| Alternate take where the German Shepherd's owners come looking for him. | |||||
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Quagmire and the hamster | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 12 | |
| Quagmire object to not being allowed to stuff hamsters in his ass. | |||||
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Brian in the bathtub | Dog Gone | Family Guy Volume 8 | 13 | |
| Stewie is amused that Brian is in the bathtub voluntarily. | |||||
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Jerome schools the fellas | Jerome Is the New Black | Family Guy Volume 8 | 1 | |
| Jerome sets the KKK straight. | |||||
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Muffican jam | Jerome Is the New Black | Family Guy Volume 8 | 2 | |
| Jerome appeared in jam commercials as a youth. | |||||
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Discipline | Business Guy | Family Guy Volume 9 | 2 | |
| Mayor Adam West asks for discipline at the strip club. | |||||
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Fajita Peter | Business Guy | Family Guy Volume 9 | 2 | |
| Lois worries about Carter being a vegetable and Peter remembers when he was an entire fajita. | |||||
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22 year-old douche | Business Guy | Family Guy Volume 9 | 3 | |
| Peter worries that Babs will marry a 22 year-old douche. | |||||
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Idiot French | Business Guy | Family Guy Volume 9 | 4 | |
| Peter does not want idiots working for him like the ones that followed 12 year-old Joan of Arc. | |||||
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Mother Chris | Business Guy | Family Guy Volume 9 | 5 | |
| Peter appoints Chris as Meg's new mother. | |||||
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Gasoline powered hat | Business Guy | Family Guy Volume 9 | 6 | |
| Pewterschmidt Industries creates a gasoline-powered hat. | |||||
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Coming up next | Business Guy | Family Guy Volume 9 | 7 | |
| American Dad! has a similar plot, but no swamp monster. | |||||
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Peter's tryout for The Apprentice | Big Man on Hippocampus | Family Guy Volume 9 | 1 | |
| Peter tapes over the wedding video with his butt in order to get on The Apprentice. | |||||
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Best friends | Big Man on Hippocampus | Family Guy Volume 9 | 2 | |
| Peter meets his best friends. | |||||
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Urban Stewie | Big Man on Hippocampus | Family Guy Volume 9 | 3 | |
| Stewie gets into a shouting match with a passer-by. | |||||
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Girl talk | Dial Meg for Murder | Family Guy Volume 9 | 1 | |
| Extended scene of Peter interrupting Meg's girl talk to rope and brand her. | |||||
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Turn-of-the-century bully | Dial Meg for Murder | Family Guy Volume 9 | 2 | |
| A turn-of-the-century bully steals Meg's lunch money. | |||||
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Voided | Dial Meg for Murder | Family Guy Volume 9 | 3 | |
| Joe tackles Luke and incorrectly accuses him of voiding himself. | |||||
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Winnie-the-watery-blood-filled-poo | Extra Large Medium | Family Guy Volume 9 | 1 | |
| The family encounters Winnie-the-watery-blood-filled-poo. Stewie and Chris follow a wood whale. | |||||
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Manhole | Extra Large Medium | Family Guy Volume 9 | 2 | |
| Peter sees Quagmire reincarnated as a manhole cover. | |||||
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Bonding | Go, Stewie, Go! | Family Guy Volume 9 | 1 | |
| Stewie and Rupert have some time for bonding. | |||||
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Predator vision | Go, Stewie, Go! | Family Guy Volume 9 | 2 | |
| Peter sees everything about Lois. | |||||
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Nut farm | Go, Stewie, Go! | Family Guy Volume 9 | 3 | |
| All of Quahog reacts to Stewie's shocking news. | |||||
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They're real | Peter-assment | Family Guy Volume 9 | 1 | |
| Peter tells Angela "no." | |||||
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News fake-out | April in Quahog | Family Guy Volume 9 | 1 | |
| Tom only says Diane's name, does not lead her into the story. | |||||
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Highlights in history | April in Quahog | Family Guy Volume 9 | 2 | |
| Alternate highlights in history include the first "knock-knock" joke, invention of the rectal thermometer and reaching the summit of Mt. Everest by a blind man. | |||||
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Seppuku | April in Quahog | Family Guy Volume 9 | 3 | |
| Tricia Takanawa nearly commits suicide before finding out the joke. | |||||
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Real guy job | April in Quahog | Family Guy Volume 9 | 4 | |
| Peter promises to try like a mentally disabled guy who gets a regular guy's job. | |||||
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Asian magic show | The Splendid Source | Family Guy Volume 9 | 1 | |
| Peter reminds Lois of the time they saw an Asian magic show. | |||||
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Camouflage | The Splendid Source | Family Guy Volume 9 | 2 | |
| Brian wants to roll in Peter's poop to hide his scent. | |||||
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Getting laid | The Splendid Source | Family Guy Volume 9 | 3 | |
| Lois celebrates getting away from the kids. | |||||
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Invention of rape | The Splendid Source | Family Guy Volume 9 | 4 | |
| Peter believes finding the source of dirty jokes would be the greatest thing since the invention of rape. | |||||
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Friendly warning | The Splendid Source | Family Guy Volume 9 | 5 | |
| Quagmire cautions their assailants against handling his blood. | |||||
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Cafeteria | The Splendid Source | Family Guy Volume 9 | 6 | |
| Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made. | |||||
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Hypochondriac | The Splendid Source | Family Guy Volume 9 | 7 | |
| Peter dismisses Cleveland's objections that he's wounded, noting black guys get shot all the time. | |||||