Deleted scenes from Season 8

Screenshot Title or description Intended episode Found on Episode Order
Explaininternet.png Joe tries to explain the internet Family Goy Family Guy Volume 8 1
Joe hates talking to Quagmire who takes everything he says sexually.
Nuttydr.png I'm a nutty doctor Family Goy Family Guy Volume 8 2
Dr. Hartman is weird.
Selfcirc.png Self-circumcision Family Goy Family Guy Volume 8 3
Peter replaces his foreskin.
Evolvemuch.png Evolve Much? Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Family Guy Volume 8 1
Peter torments Brian.
Textd.png Thanks for t-ing my D Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Family Guy Volume 8 2
Brian picks up a much younger chick.
912.png 9/12 terrorists Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Family Guy Volume 8 3
Terrorists are annoyed they missed the big day.
Penguinouttown.png Penguin from out of town Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Family Guy Volume 8 4
Peter has to show a disinterested penguin around town.
Racialbuisness.png Racial business Brian's Got a Brand New Bag Family Guy Volume 8 5
Brian brings home a half black/half Indian girl.
Leperpoky.png Leper colony games Spies Reminiscent of Us Family Guy Volume 8 1
Lepers play the "Hokey-Pokey".
Chrismounted.png I wonder how Chris is doing Spies Reminiscent of Us Family Guy Volume 8 2
Chris' trip to Africa does not go well.
Prb.png Reagan, Brady and Peter Quagmire's Baby Family Guy Volume 8 1
Peter tries to collect a debt from James Brady.
Owlpussycat.png Story Time with Quagmire Quagmire's Baby Family Guy Volume 8 2
Quagmire reads The Owl and the Pussycat.
Tobaccohamster.png Tobacco chewing hamster Quagmire's Baby Family Guy Volume 8 3
Quagmire compares changing Anna Lee Quagmire's diaper to a tobacco chewing hamster.
Real Maps.png The naming of the new world Quagmire's Baby Family Guy Volume 8 4
"Real Maps Have Mountain Bumps"
Outoforder.png Al Pacino's laundromat Quagmire's Baby Family Guy Volume 8 5
Peter claims Quagmire's emotional outburst is more uncomfortable than being in a slum laundromat with Al Pacino.
Alcoholicelephant.png Worse father than an alcoholic elephant Hannah Banana Family Guy Volume 8 1
Chris compares Peter to an alcoholic elephant.
Otherkids.png Other people's kid Road to the Multiverse Family Guy Volume 8 1
A visit to a universe where other people's kids are interesting.
Alrightnotalright.png Alright/Not alright Road to the Multiverse Family Guy Volume 8 2
Quagmire in the Universe of Two-Headed People.
Big3job.png Jesus, Buddha & Shakti face unemployment Road to the Multiverse Family Guy Volume 8 3
Deities try to find a new purpose.
Eggs and bacon.png "Eggs & Bacon!" Road to the Multiverse Family Guy Volume 8 4
What would Handel's "Messiah" be without religion?
Dancerben.png Ben Franklin, dancer Road to the Multiverse Family Guy Volume 8 5
Ben Franklin is still alive but in a different line of work.
Newsfake.png There's no news to report tonight Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 1
Tom fakes his way thought the news.
Inventionofsex.png The invention of sex Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 2
Brian claims his honor is the greatest thing since the invention of sex.
Quicksandpit.png look at this wonderful thing I've done Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 3
Peter builds a quicksand pit in the living room & cutaway to a bird afraid of hights.
Consuelameg.png Consuela meets Meg Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 4
Meg tries to make friends with Consuela.
Honorpeter.png You're that Brian Griffin? Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 5
Peter is in the honor group.
Notsexyparty.png Not very sexy party Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 6
Stewie has a not very sexy party.
Newringtone.png It's my new ringtone Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 7
Stewie has a new ringtone of a police siren.
Iketina.png Ike, this is Tina Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 8
Stewie introduces Ike and Tina Turner.
Tonguetwister.png Peter's tongue twister Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 9
Peter's tongue twister is accepted by Highlights magazine.
Animalskillinganimals.png Animals killing animals Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 10
Peter claims animals killing animals is natural.
Dogpatches.png What the Hell happened to Patches? Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 11
Alternate take where the German Shepherd's owners come looking for him.
Quagmirehamster.png Quagmire and the hamster Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 12
Quagmire object to not being allowed to stuff hamsters in his ass.
Bathtubbrian.png Brian in the bathtub Dog Gone Family Guy Volume 8 13
Stewie is amused that Brian is in the bathtub voluntarily.
JeromeKKK.png Jerome schools the fellas Jerome Is the New Black Family Guy Volume 8 1
Jerome sets the KKK straight.
Mufficamjam.png Muffican jam Jerome Is the New Black Family Guy Volume 8 2
Jerome appeared in jam commercials as a youth.
Disciplne.png Discipline Business Guy Family Guy Volume 9 2
Mayor Adam West asks for discipline at the strip club.
Fajitapeter.png Fajita Peter Business Guy Family Guy Volume 9 2
Lois worries about Carter being a vegetable and Peter remembers when he was an entire fajita.
Douchecall.png 22 year-old douche Business Guy Family Guy Volume 9 3
Peter worries that Babs will marry a 22 year-old douche.
French idiots.png Idiot French Business Guy Family Guy Volume 9 4
Peter does not want idiots working for him like the ones that followed 12 year-old Joan of Arc.
Chrismom.png Mother Chris Business Guy Family Guy Volume 9 5
Peter appoints Chris as Meg's new mother.
Motorhat.png Gasoline powered hat Business Guy Family Guy Volume 9 6
Pewterschmidt Industries creates a gasoline-powered hat.
Comingupnext.png Coming up next Business Guy Family Guy Volume 9 7
American Dad! has a similar plot, but no swamp monster.
Apprenticepeter.png Peter's tryout for The Apprentice Big Man on Hippocampus Family Guy Volume 9 1
Peter tapes over the wedding video with his butt in order to get on The Apprentice.
Peterfriends.png Best friends Big Man on Hippocampus Family Guy Volume 9 2
Peter meets his best friends.
Urbanstewie.png Urban Stewie Big Man on Hippocampus Family Guy Volume 9 3
Stewie gets into a shouting match with a passer-by.
Girltalkbrand.png Girl talk Dial Meg for Murder Family Guy Volume 9 1
Extended scene of Peter interrupting Meg's girl talk to rope and brand her.
19tcbully.png Turn-of-the-century bully Dial Meg for Murder Family Guy Volume 9 2
A turn-of-the-century bully steals Meg's lunch money.
Voided.png Voided Dial Meg for Murder Family Guy Volume 9 3
Joe tackles Luke and incorrectly accuses him of voiding himself.
Winnieblood.png Winnie-the-watery-blood-filled-poo Extra Large Medium Family Guy Volume 9 1
The family encounters Winnie-the-watery-blood-filled-poo. Stewie and Chris follow a wood whale.
Manhole.png Manhole Extra Large Medium Family Guy Volume 9 2
Peter sees Quagmire reincarnated as a manhole cover.
Bonding.png Bonding Go, Stewie, Go! Family Guy Volume 9 1
Stewie and Rupert have some time for bonding.
Predatorvision.png Predator vision Go, Stewie, Go! Family Guy Volume 9 2
Peter sees everything about Lois.
Nutfarm.png Nut farm Go, Stewie, Go! Family Guy Volume 9 3
All of Quahog reacts to Stewie's shocking news.
Theyrereal.png They're real Peter-assment Family Guy Volume 9 1
Peter tells Angela "no."
Dianename.png News fake-out April in Quahog Family Guy Volume 9 1
Tom only says Diane's name, does not lead her into the story.
Knockknock.png Highlights in history April in Quahog Family Guy Volume 9 2
Alternate highlights in history include the first "knock-knock" joke, invention of the rectal thermometer and reaching the summit of Mt. Everest by a blind man.
Seppuku.png Seppuku April in Quahog Family Guy Volume 9 3
Tricia Takanawa nearly commits suicide before finding out the joke.
Regularguy job.png Real guy job April in Quahog Family Guy Volume 9 4
Peter promises to try like a mentally disabled guy who gets a regular guy's job.
Asianmagic.png Asian magic show The Splendid Source Family Guy Volume 9 1
Peter reminds Lois of the time they saw an Asian magic show.
Rollpoop.png Camouflage The Splendid Source Family Guy Volume 9 2
Brian wants to roll in Peter's poop to hide his scent.
Getting laid.png Getting laid The Splendid Source Family Guy Volume 9 3
Lois celebrates getting away from the kids.
Rapeinvention.png Invention of rape The Splendid Source Family Guy Volume 9 4
Peter believes finding the source of dirty jokes would be the greatest thing since the invention of rape.
Bloodwarning.png Friendly warning The Splendid Source Family Guy Volume 9 5
Quagmire cautions their assailants against handling his blood.
Cafeteria.png Cafeteria The Splendid Source Family Guy Volume 9 6
Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner, fudge is made.
Hypochondriac.png Hypochondriac The Splendid Source Family Guy Volume 9 7
Peter dismisses Cleveland's objections that he's wounded, noting black guys get shot all the time.
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