Richard Keith "Dick" Armey (born July 7, 1940) is a former U.S. Representative from Texas's 26th congressional district (1985–2003) and House Majority Leader (1995–2003). He was one of the engineers of the "Republican Revolution" of the 1990s, in which Republicans were elected to majorities of both houses of Congress for the first time in four decades. Armey was one of the chief authors of the Contract with America. Armey is also an author and former professor. After his congressional career he worked as a consultant and advisor.
Armey appears as one of the congressmen that Peter Griffin takes out to The Oval Orifice in "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington". Peter believed his name was a joke and asks if his wife's name is "Vagina Coastguard".