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Consuela: [to Stewie] Come get, beech.

[At the Griffin's kitchen, Peter and Quagmire are talking in the kitchen]
Peter Griffin: Quagmire it's so awesome that you could come over after work today.
Glenn Quagmire: I know- I'm so psyched. Hey let's make some Kool-aid! [He opens the cabinet with the Kool-Aid]
Peter Griffin: No we gotta wait for Lois to do it.
Glenn Quagmire: No we don't, I know how to make Kool-Aid.
Peter Griffin: [Alarmed] No Quagmire we're not a'sposed to- [Quagmire reaches for the Kool-Aid but accidentally drops it, spilling it all over the floor. Peter gasps, dismayed]
Lois Griffin: [Offscreen, outside] I'm home, Peter!
[Quagmire runs for the door. On his way out, he runs past Lois carrying a grocery bag]
Lois Griffin: [To Quagmire, as he runs away] Oh hi Glenn- [She stops talking abruptly when Quagmire has run past her]
[She enters the kitchen, calling for Peter, who is no longer there]
Lois Griffin: Peter, can you help me with the- [Sees the spilt Kool-Aid on the floor] OH, PETER GRIFFIN!! [She yells towards Peter, who is upstairs in his room] Peter you come out here right now and clean up this mess!
Peter Griffin: [Offscreen, whinging] No! You said I could have two friends over, and I didn't! Joe couldn't come! So I only had one friend over and it was just me and Quagmire, and I said we could make Kool-Aid instead of the other friend!
Lois Griffin: [Yelling] You come out here right now!!
Peter Griffin: [Offscreen, whinging] Bonnie's way cooler than you, Joe has computer games!

[Brian announces he's starting the The Quahog Aminal Equal Rights League]
Lois Griffin: Oh that's a great idea Brian, maybe you could join PETA.
Peter Griffin: Join me for what?
Lois Griffin: No, PETA, the organization.
Peter Griffin: What organization?
Lois Griffin: PETA
Peter Griffin: What?!
Lois Griffin: PETA is an acronym, Peter.
Peter Griffin: No I'm not, I'm catholic.
Stewie Griffin: Are we really doing this?
Lois Griffin: No Peter, I'm just saying, if this meeting goes well, Brian could be part of a PETA rally.
Peter Griffin: Somebody's having a rally for me now?
Lois Griffin: No, for PETA.
Peter Griffin: That's me! I'm Peter!
Lois Griffin: I'm not talking about you Peter! I'm talking about PETA.
Peter Griffin: Somebody better have something to say to me pretty damn soon or I'm gonna have something to say to them. I am very busy!
Chris Griffin: I think Betty White is in PETA
Peter Griffin: That doesn't even make any sense!!

Brian Griffin: [watching the Griffins cry over his 'death'] Wow. I guess my life really does have meaning. I never realized how important I was to this family. [To Stewie] Wait a second! Just to prove a point to me, you burned down a liquor store and murdered a dog?
Stewie: Well, a stray.
Brian: [Soft and happily] Thank you.
[Brian hugs Stewie]
Stewie: Well, I guess we should tell them the truth now.
Brian: Well, h-hold on a sec. We could...probably let 'em go for just a few more minutes.
[They both watch the Griffins huddle and cry]

[At the very end of the episode]
Peter: [standing in a black background speaking to the audience] Hi. We here at Family Guy want you to know that we respect all living beings and assure you that no animals were harmed in the making of this episode. But we're about to hurt the feelings of this Italian opera singer by prematurely dropping the curtain on his performance.
Opera Singer: [singing] Figaro li / Figaro la / Figaro mi / Figaro -- aww.



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