- Lois: Peter, are you just trying to take a knee until the end of the show? Peter, that's not gonna work, you can't just...
- Chris: It's made of Skittles! You want to eat the baby together on the way home?
- Lois: Yeah, I'd like that.
- Chris: This day has Häagen-Dazs written all over it!
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