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This is the Family Guy Wiki (FGW) Episode Guide. The show premiered on January 31, 1999 and originally ended on February 14, 2002. After the overwhelming success of DVD sales and cable ratings on Adult Swim, FOX decided to revive the program, and it began airing again on May 1, 2005.

A direct to DVD movie, Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, was also released and it was later re-edited for television and aired as three episodes: "Stewie B. Goode", "Bango Was His Name Oh", and "Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure".

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Seasons Guide

	Episodes	Originally aired	DVD Set	DVD release date (R1)
1	7	1999	Volume 1	April 15, 2003
2	21	1999–2000	Volume 1	April 15, 2003
3	22	2001–2002	Volume 2	September 9, 2003
4	30	2005-2006	Volume 3	November 29, 2005
			Volume 4	November 14, 2006
			Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story	September 27, 2005
5	18	2006–2007	Volumes 5 & 6	September 18, 2007 (Vol. 5)
6	12	2007-2008	Volumes 6 & 7	October 21, 2008 (Vol. 6)
6	12	2007-2008	Blue Harvest	January 15, 2008
7	16	2008–2009	Volumes 7 & 8	June 16, 2009 (Vol. 7)
8	21	2009-2010	Volumes 8 & 9	June 15, 2010 (Vol. 8)
8	21	2009-2010	Something, Something, Something, Dark Side	December 22, 2009
9	18	2010-2011	Volume 9	December 13, 2011 (Vol. 9)
			It's A Trap!	December 21, 2010
			Volume 10	September 25, 2012 (Vol. 10)
10	23	2011–2012	Volume 11	September 24, 2013 (Vol. 11)
11	22	2012–2013	Volume 12	December 17, 2013 (Vol. 12)
12	21	2013–2014	Season 12	December 9, 2014 (Season 12)
13	18	2014–2015	Season 13	December 8, 2015 (Season 13)
14	20	2015–2016	Season 14	December 6, 2016 (Season 14)
15	20	2016–2017	Season 15	November 7, 2017 (Season 15)
16	20	2017–2018	Season 16	December 4, 2018 (Season 16)
17	20	2018–2019	Season 17	December 10, 2019 (Season 17)
18	20	2019–2020	Season 18	TBA (Season 18)
19	20	2020–2021	Season 19	TBA (Season 19)
20	20	2021–2022	Season 20	TBA (Season 20)
21	20	2022–2023	Season 21	TBA (Season 21)
22	15	2023–2024	Season 22	TBA (Season 22)
23	TBA	2024-2025	Season 23	TBA (Season 23)

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Season 1: 1999

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Death Has a Shadow"	January 31, 1999	1ACX01	1	1
Against strict orders from Lois, Peter drinks profusely at his buddy's bachelor party. After showing up at work hung over, Peter gets fired. When he applies for welfare, they accidentally send him a check for $150,000, which leads to a spending binge. When Lois discovers the truth, Peter attempts to return the money to the taxpayers by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. But when he is arrested, his family must come to the rescue.

"I Never Met the Dead Man"	April 11, 1999	1ACX02	2	2
While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into a satellite dish and knocks out the city's cable. He goes crazy without television, until Lois suggests he spend more time with his family. This plan initially works but backfires when Peter drives the family nuts. Meanwhile, after Lois forces Stewie to eat his broccoli, he attempts to destroy all vegetables by building a weather control device.

"Chitty Chitty Death Bang"	April 18, 1999	1ACX04	3	3
Lois is furious with Peter when he allows Meg to attend a party the same day as Stewie's first birthday. Unbeknownst to Meg, she's actually attending a cult meeting and when Peter brings her back home, the cult leader follows. Stewie recognizes the leader as the man who wants to return him to the "ovarian bastille".

"Mind Over Murder"	April 25, 1999	1ACX03	4	4
When Peter goes to Chris' soccer game, he inadvertently punches a pregnant woman he thought was a man. Restless under house arrest, Peter turns the basement into a bar and Lois ends up stealing the show. Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to create a time machine to avoid teething pain.

"A Hero Sits Next Door"	May 2, 1999	1ACX05	5	5
When a bubbly new family moves next door, Peter gets annoyed. Lois becomes fast friends with Bonnie, Meg tries to pick up on son Kevin and Peter is forced to invite Joe to play on his company baseball team. But when Joe shows up to the game in a wheelchair and wins the crowd's hearts with his slick maneuvers and winning plays, Peter decides he wants to be a hero too.

"The Son Also Draws"	May 9, 1999	1ACX06	6	6
Chris is booted from the Youth Scouts, so Peter takes the family to the Big Apple to get him reinstated. But when Peter takes a wrong turn, they end up at a Native American Casino where Lois hits the slot machine once too often. Peter must embark on a vision quest to prove he has Native American blood to save the day.

"Brian: Portrait of a Dog"	May 16, 1999	1ACX07	7	7
Peter persuades Brian to swallow his pride and enter a dog show to win some extra cash. But when they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian decides he's had enough of being a second-class citizen. His struggle to assert his civil rights lands him on death row at the pound, where he discovers every dog has his day.

Season 2: 1999-2000

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"	September 23, 1999	1ACX08	1	8
When Lois' rich wealthy aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins, Peter is eager to move in and start living large. But when he gets carried away at an auction and bids ten million dollars on a piece of art, he's forced to trade in his new home. When Peter discovers the mansion was a whorehouse and isn't worth a dime, he must pull a fast one to save the day.

"Holy Crap"	September 30, 1999	1ACX11	2	9
When Peter's religious father retires, Peter invites him to live with his family. In an attempt to bond with his dad, Peter gets him a job as a foreman at the toy factory. But when his dad begins to drive everyone crazy with his religious homilies, Peter must make a divine intervention to keep his sanity.

"Da Boom"	December 26, 1999	2ACX06	3	10
Peter makes the family cancel their New Year's Eve plans because he's paranoid about the millennium. But when Y2K hits and the world is destroyed, all that remains standing is a Twinkie factory. When the Griffins set out to find the factory, they realize it's the end of the world as they know it.

"Brian in Love"	March 7, 2000	2ACX01	4	11
When mysterious stains appear on the Griffins' carpet, they assume it's Stewie. But when Brian finally confesses that he made the mess, Lois encourages him to seek therapy. In an attempt to end his uncontrollable problem, Brian tours the world in search of himself. But nothing prepares him for what he discovers: he's in love with his best friend's wife.

"Love Thy Trophy"	March 14, 2000	1ACX13	5	12
When Peter and his neighbors win a trophy for building the best float at a local parade, they fight over who gets to keep it. As a compromise, they decide to display the trophy in a place they all can enjoy it. But when it's stolen, everyone becomes a suspect. Meanwhile, in order to afford an expensive purse, Meg gets a job as a waitress and pretends Stewie is her son for sympathy tips.

"Death Is a Bitch"	March 21, 2000	1ACX14	6	13
When Peter winds up in the hospital, he runs up a huge bill. In an effort to get out of paying it, he claims "deceased" on his insurance forms and prompts Death to pay him a visit. But when Death sprains his ankle chasing Peter, he must recover at the Griffin's house. Everyone thinks they're invincible until Death asks Peter to fill in for him until he's back on his feet.

"The King Is Dead"	March 28, 2000	1ACX15	7	14
When Lois is appointed artistic director of the Quahog Players, she decides to make her first production "The King And I." This makes Peter feel depressed and uncreative, so Lois asks him to be the producer. But when Peter takes control and goes over Lois' head, the musical takes a turn for the worse.

"I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"	March 28, 2000	2ACX02	8	15
When Peter gets reprimanded for telling politically incorrect jokes at work, he is forced to attend a woman's retreat for sensitivity training. But when he comes home embracing his newfound feminine side, he drives everyone crazy.

"If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'"	April 4, 2000	1ACX12	9	16
When Peter's favorite show is canceled, he makes Chris pretend he is dying in order to ask the Make-A-Dream-Come-True Foundation to save the show. When the foundation agrees, Peter pretends to miraculously save Chris inadvertently becoming "the miracle curer of Quahog".

"Running Mates"	April 11, 2000	1ACX09	10	17
When Lois decides to run for the school board, Peter decides to run against her in an effort to get one of his favorite teachers rehired after Lois refused his request. But when Peter stops at nothing to win the race by using dirty methods, the campaign takes a turn for the worse. After Peter gets elected, his rise to power falls flat and he's forced to resign after an adult book he gave to Chris is found, and even worse, face his wife.

"A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks"	April 18, 2000	2ACX07	11	18
When Peter runs into an old classmate who owns an amusement park, he longs for the same fame and fortune. Meanwhile, a high-end gallery owner sees potential in Chris' painting and invites the Griffins to New York.

"Fifteen Minutes of Shame"	April 25, 2000	2ACX08	12	19
When Meg decides her family has embarrassed her one too many times, she turns the tables by exposing them on a talk show. The Griffins create such a sensation on the show, the network executives decide to turn their outrageous life into a reality series. The only not happy about this is Meg, who is soon replaced with a sexier version and is forced to live elsewhere.

"Road to Rhode Island"	May 30, 2000	2ACX12	13	20
While Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents in Palm Springs, Brian offers to go get him and bring him home. But when Brian gets drunk at the airport, it causes Stewie to lose their return plane tickets, so the two embark on a memorable road trip across country.

"Let's Go to the Hop"	June 6, 2000	2ACX04	14	21
When a toad-licking epidemic sweeps Quahog High School, Peter goes undercover as a student, Lando Griffin, at Meg's school. When Peter becomes the coolest kid in class, Meg sees her chance to have the most popular date at the big dance. But when Peter decides to go with Meg's rival, Connie D Amico, she's devastated. When Meg arrives alone at the dance, Peter realizes that being popular isn't all it's cracked up to be.

"Dammit Janet!"	June 13, 2000	2ACX09	15	22
When Lois enrolls Stewie at a day care center to help him sharpen his social skills, he ends up developing his first crush on a little girl. Meanwhile, Lois begins feeling bored at home so she gets a job as a flight attendant. Peter hates the idea until he discovers there are free plane tickets involved.

"There's Something About Paulie"	June 27, 2000	1ACX10	16	23
When Peter buys a car for Lois from an unscrupulous salesmen against her advice, it turns out to be a lemon. While drowning his sorrows at a local bar, Peter meets a mobster who helps him out with the car situation. In return, Peter fulfills a favor and takes the mobster's nephew, Big Fat Paulie, to the movies. When the two hit it off, Lois becomes concerned with their ties to the mob and Peter inadvertently puts a hit out on her when she forbids Peter to see Paulie.

"He's Too Sexy for His Fat"	June 27, 2000	2ACX10	17	24
When Chris is afraid to remove his shirt at a local hotel pool because he's embarrassed about his weight, Peter tries to convince Chris to get liposuction, but likes the idea so much, he gets it himself. After surgery, Peter looks thinner and everyone treats him better. This sends him back for more plastic surgery until he realizes looks can be deceiving.

"E. Peterbus Unum"	July 12, 2000	2ACX13	18	25
When his neighbors gets such a large tax refund, Peter decides to use his for a swimming pool, only to learn he isn't entitled for a refund. Disappointed when he learns that city codes forbid pools in his area after trying to build one, Peter decides to fight City Hall. When he discovers that there is no record of his property in the city records, he declares his land a country and makes himself the president.

"The Story on Page One"	July 18, 2000	2ACX14	19	26
In order to improve her chances of getting into an Ivy League school, Meg decides to write for the school paper. She submits her first article on the Mayor of Quahog, but Peter secretly replaces her piece with a more exciting article of his own. When his plan backfires, Meg's chances of getting into Brown University are threatened.

"Wasted Talent"	July 25, 2000	2ACX15	20	27
In an attempt to win a contest held by a local brewery, Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find the winning ticket hidden in a beer bottle. Meanwhile, Lois wants to beat Alexis, her rival, in an upcoming piano recital. But when Lois fails to find any good students, she is left high and dry until she finds that Peter can play the piano successfully while drunk.

"Fore Father"	August 1, 2000	2ACX16	21	28
When Peter and the guys take their sons camping, Peter is disappointed in Chris' bumbling around the campsite and decides to teach him to be a man. Futilely trying to impress Peter, Chris gets a job picking up golf balls but Peter ignores him in favor of Cleveland, Jr., who shows a natural talent for golf.

Season 3: 2001-2003

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"The Thin White Line" (1)	July 11, 2001	2ACX17	1	29
Searching for meaning in life, Brian decides to devote his time to helping others. Using his keen sense of smell, he gets a job with the local police department and becomes the top-dog—until his nose gets him into trouble.

"Brian Does Hollywood" (2)	July 18, 2001	2ACX20	2	30
In the conclusion of a two-part story line, Brian leaves Quahog for Hollywood in order to write films. When the Griffins visit him in Los Angeles, he desperately takes the first job offered to him in order to impress them—and finds himself directing a porno. Faced with fame and loneliness in his new field, Brian realizes that every dog needs a home.

"Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"	July 25, 2001	2ACX11	3	31
Happy-Go-Lucky Toys is purchased by a conglomerate that also owns a major tobacco company. When new management fires his boss, Peter is made President of the company and does such a convincing job of supporting the tobacco industry that the board sends him to Washington DC to give a speech on the benefits of smoking—until everything backfires.

"One if by Clam, Two if by Sea"	August 1, 2001	2ACX19	4	32
When Quahog is hit by a devastating hurricane, Peter's favorite bar "The Drunken Clam" is destroyed. The owner cannot rebuild the bar so a British man purchases the bar and turns it into a pub where British families start congregating at the pub thereby ruining Peter's old haunt.

"And the Wiener is..."	August 8, 2001	2ACX22	5	33
When Peter becomes jealous of the Chris' physical assets, he joins a gun club to overcompensate for his small size. But when they go on a hunting trip, it takes brains, not brawn, to save them. Meanwhile, Meg finds herself the target of the "cool" kids' wrath at school.

"Death Lives"	August 15, 2001	2ACX21	6	34
When Peter skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies, he is inexplicably struck by lightning and visited by Death. Instead of escorting Peter to the after-life, Death tells Peter that Lois will leave him in the future unless Peter uses his near-death experience to come to a life-changing revelation. In order to help him, Death takes Peter back to the moment that Peter and Lois met and fell in love.

"Lethal Weapons"	August 22, 2001	2ACX18	7	35
When Fall hits Quahog, the town becomes infested with New Yorkers who come to watch the leaves change colors. As the tension rises, Lois takes her aggression out by practicing Tae-Jitsu, becoming a black-belt and whipping the family into shape.

"The Kiss Seen Around the World"	August 29, 2001	3ACX02	8	36
When Meg applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil. Caught in a life-threatening news situation, Meg laments that she never had a first kiss and agrees to kiss Neil only to find that he taped the whole thing in order to broadcast it. Meanwhile, Stewie learns what a neighborhood bully is and the bully learns not to mess with Stewie.

"Mr. Saturday Knight"	September 5, 2001	3ACX04	9	37
When Peter's boss dies, the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is destroyed in order to make way for the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Out of a job, Peter decides to follow his lifelong dream of becoming a knight with the traveling Renaissance Fair, but when he is caught in a compromising position with the infamous Black Knight's wench, Maid Madeline, he must defend his family's reputation in an old-fashioned duel.

"A Fish out of Water"	September 19, 2001	3ACX05	10	38
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral. Faced with losing the family home, Peter resorts to desperate measures to get the money and hunts down a famous man-eating fish for the reward money. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg hit the beach for Spring Break.

"Emission Impossible"	November 8, 2001	3ACX01	11	39
Peter and Lois are inspired by her pregnant sister Carol to have another baby. Stewie is appalled at the prospect of another sibling and vows to keep Lois and Peter from sleeping together. After various attempts to stop them, Stewie shrinks himself down to a microscopic size and enters Peter's body in hopes of destroying all of his sperm.

"To Love and Die in Dixie"	November 15, 2001	3ACX09	12	40
When Chris sees a convenience store hold up and identifies the thief in a police line-up, the Griffins are put into the witness protection program and must relocate to a small town in the deep south. While they are there, the townspeople put on a Civil War re-enactment and re-invent history by having the South win. But when Peter questions the historical truthfulness, the town turns on him and he must fight his own battle.

"Screwed the Pooch"	November 29, 2001	3ACX08	13	41
When Brian joins Lois and Peter on their visit to the Pewterschmidits, his pent-up sexual energy is unleashed on the Pewterschmidit's dog Sea Breeze. After the vet informs them that Sea Breeze is pregnant, Mr. Pewterschmidt refuses to let Brian near her. Brian decides to sue him for custody of the puppies.

"Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?"	December 6, 2001	3ACX06	14	42
When Chris begins to embrace African-American culture, Peter takes him to an Irish heritage museum to teach him about his own culture. In a genealogy book, Chris discovers that he has an African-American ancestor. Meanwhile, when the Pewterschmidts come to visit, they reveal a secret and bribe Peter to keep it quiet. But after Peter accepts the bribe, he makes a harsh realization.

"Ready, Willing, and Disabled"	December 20, 2001	3ACX07	15	43
When Joe loses a thief in a chase, he also loses his self-confidence and pride as a police officer. Peter becomes determined to help Joe and offers to train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter spikes Joe's drink with steroids and he goes on to win the gold medal and fame. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over a money clip and $26.

"A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"	December 21, 2001	2ACX03	16	44
The Christmas season gets off to a rocky start for Peter who cannot seem to find the time to rest and watch the Christmas Specials, like the classic "KISS Saves Santa" in which they play themselves defeating Christmas bandits with the screech of the electric guitar. When Peter accidentally gives all of the family presents away, the family has to go the mall for last minute gifts on Christmas Eve, while Brian, who stays home, gets caught in a sticky mess with the Christmas tree and burns Lois' dinner. When the Griffins come home to the mess, nobody is prepared when Lois goes crazy and loses her Christmas cheer.

"Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows"	January 17, 2002	3ACX03	17	45
When Brian finds the dating scene unbearable, he drowns his loneliness in alcohol and gets arrested for drunk driving. A court judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman who winds up being the love of Brian's life. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard which becomes a nest for endangered birds.

"From Method to Madness"	January 24, 2002	3ACX11	18	46
When Brian auditions for a role at the local theater, Stewie is discovered and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. Meanwhile, Peter rescues a man from the ocean only to discover that the man is a nudist.

"Stuck Together, Torn Apart"	January 31, 2002	3ACX10	19	47
When Lois meets up with an old college friend Peter's jealousy causes trouble and they seek a marriage counselor. The marriage counselor recommends a trial separation and Peter ends up on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Meanwhile Brian and Stewie accidentally glue their hands together.

"Road to Europe" aka "European Road Show"	February 7, 2002	3ACX13	20	48
When Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe, they end up stranded in Saudi Arabia and take up residence at a Comfort Inn. In an attempt to get home, they steal a hot air balloon and pay a visit to Italy and England. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter go to KISS Stock and Peter is mortified when Lois doesn't know any KISS lyrics.

"Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1"	February 14, 2002	3ACX12	21	49
In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer the questions: What if the Griffins were little? What if Peter found a Genie lamp? What if the Griffins had super powers?

"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" Originally unaired by FOX, this last episode first aired on Adult Swim on November 9, 2003. FOX eventually aired this episode on December 10, 2004familyguy.com.	November 9, 2003	2ACX05	22	50
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein shows up at their door asking to use the phone to call for a tow. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois.

Season 4: 2005-2006

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"North by North Quahog"	May 1, 2005	4ACX01	1	51
Peter decides to take Lois on a second honeymoon. But when things go awry, they end up posing as a famous actor/director to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they inadvertently discover a copy of "The Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This." Peter and Lois attempt to destroy the film and end up in a high-speed chase with two Catholic priests hell-bent on saving the movie.

"Fast Times at Buddy Cianci, Jr. High"	May 8, 2005	4ACX02	2	52
When Chris' teacher wins the lotto and quits, Brian fills in as the substitute. All's well until Brian is moved to another class where he must teach troubled kids to aim low. Meanwhile, Chris is instantly smitten with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to be with him if he kills her husband. But when Lois finds the teacher's written instructions in Chris' laundry, she and Stewie conspire together to find answers and teach Chris a lesson.

"Blind Ambition"	May 15, 2005	4ACX04	3	53
Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements—Mort bowls a perfect game, Joe gets a guilty Quagmire off on unsavory charges and Quagmire accidentally saves a woman's life—so he decides to break a Guinness record to achieve something that he will be remembered for after he dies. After accidentally blinding himself, Peter wanders into the Drunken Clam while it's on fire and unknowingly saves Horace from the flames, becoming a local hero.

"Don't Make Me Over"	June 5, 2005	4ACX03	4	54
When Meg asks a cute boy at school on a date and he turns her down, she looks to her family for support. In an effort to cheer her up, Lois takes Meg to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but it's Meg's new look that has the record producers singing their praises. So the Griffins form a traveling family band that takes them all the way to New York to perform on "Saturday Night Live".

"The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"	June 12, 2005	4ACX08	5	55
When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position. Peter identifies the other man as Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland of his wife's extracurricular activities. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lying down.

"Petarded"	June 19, 2005	4ACX09	6	56
At a game night among friends, Lois lets Peter win at Trivial Pursuit, which leads Peter to gloat and think he's a genius. Brian knows the truth and challenges Peter to prove his intelligence by getting an IQ test. But when the test results determine Peter is legally mentally challenged, everyone ends up looking stupid.

"Brian the Bachelor"	June 26, 2005	4ACX10	7	57
When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, they recruit Brian to be a contestant. He signs up for the free martinis and food, but ends up falling in love with the reality starlet, Brooke. Brian wins her heart—and the final rose—but when the cameras are turned off, this romance made in TV heaven takes a turn for the worse. Meanwhile, Chris gets a horrible case of acne.

"8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"	July 10, 2005	4ACX11	8	58
When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months. But when Neil starts dating another girl, Meg becomes jealous and goes on the hunt to find a boyfriend of her own. Meanwhile, Stewie goes gaga over his hot new sitter, Liddane.

"Breaking Out is Hard to Do"	July 17, 2005	4ACX12	9	59
When Lois is short on cash and can't pay her grocery store bill, she resorts to stealing. The adrenaline rush from shoplifting sends her on a stealing spree that spirals out of control and leaves her behind bars. Back at home, the family is a mess without Lois, so Peter and the kids decide to break her out of the clinker to get things back to normal.

"Model Misbehavior"	July 24, 2005	4ACX13	10	60
When the Griffins visit Lois' parents, Lois realizes that her father prevented her from fulfilling her lifelong dream of becoming a model, so she returns to Quahog and hits the catwalk. Lois is an instant hit, but the glamorous world goes to her head and Peter has to step in to get her back on track. Meanwhile, Stewie starts a pyramid scheme business and hires Brian as his assistant.

"Peter's Got Woods"	September 11, 2005	4ACX14	11	61
When Brian attends a PTA meeting, he meets Meg's high school teacher and starts to date her. This new relationship puts a strain on Peter and Brian's friendship, so Peter finds solace in new best friend, James Woods.

"The Perfect Castaway"	September 18, 2005	4ACX15	12	62
When Peter and the guys go on a fishing trip so Peter can save his failing business, they end up in choppy waters that leave them stranded on a desert island. Months later, the guys are rescued from the island and Peter returns home to discover the new man of the house has a bark that's worse than his bite.

"Jungle Love"	September 25, 2005	4ACX16	13	63
When Chris discovers he'll be hazed as part of a high school ritual, he runs away to South America, where he joins a tribe of indigenous peoples. Meanwhile, Peter is forced to look for a job, but after several failed attempts he decides he's tired of starting at the bottom of the ladder. While Peter visits Chris in the South American jungle, tribal members treat him like a god, but both Peter and Chris learn that they can't run away from their problems forever.

"PTV"	November 6, 2005	4ACX17	14	64
After a controversial mishap occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter's favorite television shows. Peter retaliates by creating his own TV station—"PTV"—which he operates out of the Griffin home. Peter and Brian create some edgy hits for the station, until the FCC shows up and starts to censor their everyday lives.

"Brian Goes Back to College"	November 13, 2005	4ACX18	15	65
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian lands a job with the prestigious New Yorker. However, his college dropout status haunts him so he decides to go back to Brown University to get his degree. As Brian struggles to pass his class, Stewie enjoys the college lifestyle. Meanwhile, Peter and his friends combine forces to help the city, or so they think.

"The Courtship of Stewie's Father"	November 20, 2005	4ACX19	16	66
When Stewie intensifies his efforts to kill Lois, she thinks he is acting out and orders Peter to spend more time with him. They begin to do some bonding until a theme park outing ends disastrously. Meanwhile, Chris does some bonding of his own when he develops a friendship with Herbert after breaking his window.

"The Fat Guy Strangler"	November 27, 2005	4ACX20	17	67
When Lois drags Peter to the doctor for a physical, his diagnosis is clear: he's too fat. This news drives Peter to form the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of fat people. Meanwhile, Lois discovers her long-lost brother, Patrick, and fights to get him released from an insane asylum. But a string of fat guys go missing soon after, and Peter and the NAAFP band together to get to the bottom of it.

"The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz"	December 18, 2005	4ACX22	18	68
When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mishap leaves Stewie stuck living in a bubble, Peter searches for a new religion finding faith in his television hero the Fonz. But "Happy Days" are not quite here as the newly established Church of the Fonz struggles to retain its members.

"Brian Sings and Swings"	January 8, 2006	4ACX21	19	69
After an accident lands Brian in the hospital, he has a near-death experience that leads him to take a new lease on life. He finds a passion for singing and develops a new nightly gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his "live in the moment" lifestyle only goes so far. Meanwhile, Meg's sexuality swings the other way.

"Patriot Games"	January 29, 2006	4ACX25	20	70
At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a big-shot millionaire to impress his classmates, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control. Peter makes a drunken run for the bathroom that impresses Brady and lands Peter a spot on the New England Patriots football team. Life is great for the Griffins until Peter's new high profile goes to his head. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes a sports bookie.

"I Take Thee Quagmire"	March 12, 2006	4ACX23	21	71
When Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question. But when Quagmire's bachelor tendencies resurface, he takes some serious steps to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Stewie fights against breast-feeding withdrawals when Lois tries to wean him.

"Sibling Rivalry"	March 26, 2006	4ACX24	22	72
After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy. But after the operation, Peter's sex drive becomes nonexistent. When Lois packs on some extra pounds, Peter's interest is renewed and things heat back up in the bedroom until her unhealthy eating habits get the best of her. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother and archrival Bertram confronts him and they declare an all-out war for control over the playground.

"Deep Throats"	April 9, 2006	4ACX26	23	73
When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he's corrupt. Determined to expose his shady ways, Brian and Stewie go undercover and discover that Meg is in deeper than they thought. Meanwhile, a local talent show brings Peter and Lois back to their folk singing days. Unfortunately, they also revert to their hippie ways and Chris must stage an intervention.

"Peterotica"	April 23, 2006	4ACX27	24	74
After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it. But when Carter gets sued for Peter's book on tape, he loses all his money and is forced to become a middle-class citizen, much to his chagrin.

"You May Now Kiss the...Uh...Guy Who Receives"	April 30, 2006	4ACX28	25	75
While visiting the Griffins, Brian's gay cousin Jasper announces he's engaged to his partner and wants to be married in their home. But when Mayor West bans gay marriage in Quahog to cover up an unrelated scandal, Brian becomes a crazed activist and resorts to hostile ways to change the mayor's decision. Meanwhile, Lois questions her view toward gay marriage and Chris joins the extremist "Young Republicans" group to win a girl's heart.

"Petergeist"	May 7, 2006	4ACX29	26	76
After Joe builds a new home theater system, Peter tries to top it by building a multiplex in his backyard and discovers an Indian burial ground. But when he takes an Indian chief's skull, the house becomes haunted and Stewie pulls a "Carol Anne" and gets sucked into the television. Unfortunately for the Griffins, getting Stewie back from the poltergeist is just the beginning.

"Untitled Griffin Family History"	May 14, 2006	4ACX30	27	77
When the Griffins get robbed, the family runs into Peter's panic room to escape the trespassers. Now isolated and trapped, Peter insists the family know about their ancestry and narrates a chain of events in world history that explain the Griffin name. Meanwhile, after Meg is chosen to go back into the house, she scares off the robbers in an unexpected way.

"Stewie B. Goode"	May 21, 2006	4ACX05	28	78
After Stewie takes swimming lessons and meets a fellow student he doesn't like, he attempts to kill him by sabotaging a lifeguard stand. When the plan backfires, Stewie vows to change his life and decides to take up drinking to calm himself, but this quickly spirals out of control and the consequences are heavy. This episode is part 1 of the film Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.

"Bango Was His Name Oh"	May 21, 2006	4ACX06	29	79
When Stewie sees a man on television who looks just like him, he decides that it must be his real father and convinces Quagmire to take him to San Francisco in order to find him. But Stewie gets an even bigger surprise when he learns the real identity of the look-alike. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker. This episode is part 2 of the film Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.

"Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure"	May 21, 2006	4ACX07	30	80
After Stewie meets his look-alike, he discovers that the man is his future self, enabling him to see what life has in store for him. However, when Stewie doesn't like what he sees, he realizes that the only way to ensure a different outcome is to change his ways immediately and hope for the best. This episode is part 3 of the film Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.

Season 5: 2006-2007

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Stewie Loves Lois"	September 10, 2006	4ACX32	1	81
When Lois saves his beloved teddy bear, Rupert, Stewie starts to think that maybe he shouldn't kill his dear old mom and clings to her like a baby blanket. However, Stewie's change in demeanor doesn't go over well with Lois and she gets sick of all his loving attention. Meanwhile, Peter undergoes a prostate exam and thinks his doctor is molesting him.

"Mother Tucker"	September 17, 2006	4ACX31	2	82
When Peter's mother announces that she is getting a divorce, Peter feels abandoned until he finds a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Quahog's resident anchor man, Tom Tucker. Peter takes such an interest in Tom that he reverts to being a child again, but things aren't all fun and games for long. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR-style radio show, but when Stewie hears the news, he can't help but stir things up.

"Hell Comes to Quahog"	September 24, 2006	4ACX33	3	83
After Peter buys a military tank with Meg's money, her car fund goes out the window and she's forced to get a job at the newly built Superstore in town. However, the town's economy begins to suffer when Superstore puts all the mom-and-pop shops out of business and interrupts the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands in order to save the town from the corporate giant.

"Saving Private Brian"	November 5, 2006	4ACX34	4	84
After Chris is approached by an Army recruiter, Brian goes to the headquarters to give him a piece of his mind, but Stewie tags along and gets them both enlisted in boot camp. The two make it through training with no help from Sergeant Angryman and end up in Iraq, where they try everything possible to get an honorable discharge. Meanwhile, at home base, Chris joins a Goth rock band and their hit track is "Evil, Evil Monkey".

"Whistle While Your Wife Works"	November 12, 2006	4ACX35	5	85
When Peter hurts his hand and his boss Angela tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery and helps him play catch-up. Meanwhile, when Stewie discovers that Brian is dating a very attractive but intellectually challenged girl named Jillian, he tries to convince Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't close the deal because she is so hot.

"Prick Up Your Ears"	November 19, 2006	5ACX01	6	86
When Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex, she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. After Lois upsets the other parents with her honest approach, Principal Shepherd is forced to replace her with Reverend Jerry Kirkwood. Meanwhile, Meg and her new guy take an abstinence pledge, but still manage to find a loophole. And a terrified Stewie sets a series of traps for the Tooth Fairy, hell-bent on destroying him.

"Chick Cancer"	November 26, 2006	5ACX02	7	87
Stewie ties the knot with his old friend and fading child actress Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage filled with resentment and bickering, which comes to an ugly head when they join Brian and Jillian on a double date. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, and he decides to make his own movie based on the plots of every girly movie ever made.

"Barely Legal"	December 17, 2006	5ACX03	8	88
When Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, Brian gets suckered into going with her, even though he is dating Jillian. When Brian arrives at the dance he gets drunk to ease his pain, but after he makes out with Meg he really hurts. The next morning Meg starts to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every waking moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force and have to come to Brian's aid.

"Road to Rupert"	January 28, 2007	5ACX04	9	89
When the family has a garage sale, Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear Rupert. Stewie is so distraught that Brian takes him on a cross-country road trip to Aspen, CO. When they find the culprit, Stanford, Stewie challenges him to a ski-off to get Rupert back. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.

"Peter's Two Dads"	February 11, 2007	5ACX05	10	90
After Peter's dad, Francis, dies, he finds out from Thelma that his real father lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk, which is a great honor, and he challenges him to a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him, but he quickly realizes that he likes it and does whatever he can to get into trouble.

"The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou"	February 18, 2007	5ACX06	11	91
When a bully begins to harass Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but the kid is so annoying that Peter beats him up. This is so satisfying that Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian accidentally leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.

"Airport '07"	March 4, 2007	5ACX08	12	92
Peter takes Quagmire to the airport for work and messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. Quagmire can't find another gig(gitty giggity), so Peter and Cleveland devise a plan to help him get his old job back. When the plan flops, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner, which leads him to save the day.

"Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey"	March 11, 2007	5ACX07	13	93
After Peter helps Bill Clinton out with a flat tire, they become fast friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois starts to think Bill is a bad influence. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter is devastated and tries to get back at Lois but finds he loves her too much to go through with having an affair. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.

"No Meals on Wheels"	March 25, 2007	5ACX09	14	94
When the Griffin family decides to start a restaurant, they have a hard time attracting customers. But after Joe promises to help, Peter is excited that it might become a cop hangout. However, things don't really turn out as Peter had hoped and it begins to be popular with handicapped patrons. Although Peter attempts to change the atmosphere of his new place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.

"Boys Do Cry"	April 29, 2007	5ACX10	15	95
The family heads to church when Lois gets a gig as the organist, but after Stewie gets sick the congregation is convinced he's possessed by the devil. So, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas. Peter fits right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.

"No Chris Left Behind"	May 6, 2007	5ACX11	16	96
When Chris gets expelled from school, the family enrolls him in a snooty boarding school Mr. Pewterschmidt attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter, but you'll never guess how it all ends.

"It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One"	May 13, 2007	5ACX12	17	97
When Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, she isn't the front-runner until she "dumbs down" her political views. Once in office, she's corrupted by the power and starts accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive trinkets. Meanwhile, Peter's enjoying being the "first lady" and all of the perks that go along with it.

"Meet the Quagmires"	May 20, 2007	5ACX13	18	98
Death grants Peter's wish of going back in time to be 18 again just for one night so that he can sow his wild oats. In 1984, he bails on a date with Lois to go to a bar and make out with a movie actress, but when he returns to the present, he discovers that he is now married to the former starlet and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have all inherited Quagmire's charming characteristics.

Season 6: 2007-2008

FOX celebrated the 100th episode episode as "Stewie Kills Lois", although the three episodes that made up the DVD movie weren't included in their "official" count. They also counted the hour long episode Blue Harvest count as two individual episodes, explaining the differing episodes for the 100th show. This season had a shortened episode count due to the Writer's Strike.

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Blue Harvest"	September 23, 2007	5ACX16 5ACX22	1	99
When the power goes out in the Griffin home, Peter decides to educate his family and pass along the greatest story ever told: the story of Star Wars! After Princess Leia (Lois) comes under siege by Darth Vader (Stewie) and his evil Storm Troopers, C-3PO (Quagmire) and R2-D2 (Cleveland) escape to find the only person who can help the Rebel Alliance. On their quest thorough the desert planet of Tatooine, C-3PO and R-2D2 find extra help in Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) and Chewbacca (Brian) and head back to battle the Death Star in an epic intergalactic fight to the death.

"Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"	September 30, 2007	5ACX14	2	100
When Peter convinces Brian to move in with his dense girlfriend Jillian, she ends up smothering him, but he keeps her around for the lovin'. Stewie moves in with them to help pay the rent, but he tries to get Brian back on the playing field by throwing him a drunken party and interfering with their relationship. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at the local convenience store, as does Chris, who gets chummy with the manager, Carl. While Chris and Carl talk about their favorite movies, Meg is saddled with all the hard work. She eventually stands up for herself and as a result gets fired.

"Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air"	October 7, 2007	5ACX15	3	101
After Joe overhears Bonnie's phone conversation, in which she tells a friend that she is tired of being married to a handicapped person, Joe decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe dives head first into extreme sports and begins to hang around more active friends. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson. In doing so, they re-cripple him and he is back to normal.

"Stewie Kills Lois" (1)	November 4, 2007	5ACX17	4	102
In the 100th episode, Lois and Peter go on a cruise, leaving Stewie and the family behind. Upset with Lois for leaving him at home, Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie stows away on the ship, finds Lois and...well...the title of the episode says it all.

"Lois Kills Stewie" (2)	November 11, 2007	5ACX18	5	103
While all of Quahog assumes she's dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer, but he goes on the run while Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Then, Stewie tries to take over the world and in the interim auditions for the American Idol judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. Meanwhile, Lois realizes that she must stop Stewie.

"Padre de Familia"	November 18, 2007	5ACX20	6	104
Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans' Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law's estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights.

"Peter's Daughter"	November 25, 2007	5ACX21	7	105
When a flood hits Quahog, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma, but she wakes up to a cute med student named Micheal and they immediately hit it off. After Meg recovers, Peter is very protective of her, so he drives Micheal away. But when Meg reveals to the family that she is pregnant, Peter forces them to get married.

"McStroke"	January 13, 2008	5ACX19	8	106
Peter decides to grow a mustache, but then he's mistaken for a fireman (because they all have mustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a "thank you" but he eats so many and he eventually has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company and becomes friends with a genetically engineered cow he meets after infiltrating the McBurgertown warehouse

"Back to the Woods"	February 17, 2008	6ACX02	9	107
James Woods returns after being locked in a crate to seek revenge against Peter. First, James steals Peter's identity and moves in as head of the Griffin household. Then, Peter goes out and ruins James career and image.

"Play It Again, Brian"	March 2, 2008	6ACX01	10	108
Peter and Lois's marriage is on the rocks, but when Brian wins the New England Rising Writer’s award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a relaxing vacation. As Peter's drinking spirals out of control, so does Brian's self-restraint as he professes his undying love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.

"The Former Life of Brian"	April 27, 2008	6ACX04	11	109
When Brian is afraid that he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of a former flame Tracy only to discover he is the father of her unruly son, Dylan. After Brian’s surprise visit, Tracy drops Dylan off at the Griffin's so Brian can raise him. Subsequently, his new little angel begins terrorizing the Griffin household and Brian's self-important attitude toward parenting infuriates Peter and Lois.

"Long John Peter"	May 4, 2008	6ACX06	12	110
It's a pirate's life for Peter when he gets a pet parrot. But after raising hell in Quahog and terrorizing the neighbors, Peter accidentally kills his beloved pet. Meanwhile, Chris goes with Brian to the vet and falls for the lovely intern Anna.

Season 7: 2008-2009

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Love, Blactually"	September 28, 2008	6ACX03	1	111
When Brian meets Carolyn, the girl of his dreams, he decides to follow Stewie's advice to take things slow. This drives Carolyn crazy, and she soon moves on to another man. When Brian discovers Cleveland is the new man, he does whatever it takes (even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta) to win Carolyn back.

"I Dream of Jesus"	October 5, 2008	6ACX05	2	112
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen, Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved song, when he runs into a familiar face. Realizing that it is the one and only Jesus Christ, Peter wants the world to know that he and J.C. are BFFs.

"Road to Germany"	October 19, 2008	6ACX08	3	113
When Mort accidentally steps into a time machine, Brian and Stewie follow him in order to bring him back. But when they discover they're in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion, things go from bad to worse and the trio has to find a way back to Quahog safely.

"Baby Not On Board"	November 2, 2008	6ACX07	4	114
After Peter gets sexually harassed by Chris, Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, and Brian suggests that the family use the funds to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. So the Griffins pack up the car and hit the road, but leave some very precious cargo at home. When the family finally realizes that they have left Stewie home alone, it's a mad, explosive, hilarious dash back to Quahog.

"The Man with Two Brians"	November 9, 2008	6ACX09	5	115
After watching Johnny Knoxville on "Jackass," Peter and the guys film their own shenanigans. When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that he's getting too old, so Peter brings home a new dog. Everything is great until the "new Brian" crosses the line and humps Stewie's favorite toy.

"Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"	November 16, 2008	6ACX10	6	116
Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.

"Ocean's Three and a Half"	February 15, 2009	6ACX11	7	117
After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt.

"Family Gay"	March 8, 2009	6ACX12	8	118
To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. First, he is injected with the "Seth Rogen" gene that "gives you the appearance of being funny even though you haven't actually done anything funny." Then he is injected with a gene that leads him to a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realize the most important thing is that Peter is happy.

"The Juice Is Loose"	March 15, 2009	6ACX13	9	119
Peter cashes in a raffle ticket from 1989 and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. When Peter befriends the infamous former running back and brings him home to meet the family, the residents of Quahog aren't so welcoming to the new houseguest and tell him to take a hike.

"FOX-y Lady"	March 22, 2009	6ACX14	10	120
Lois lands a job as a news reporter where her first assignment is to shoot an investigative exposé on a liberal filmmaker, but when her story implicates a conservative radio host she gets canned.

"Not All Dogs Go To Heaven"	March 29, 2009	6ACX17	11	121
The Griffin family heads to the annual Quahog "Star Trek" convention, but Stewie blows a fuse when he doesn't get a chance to ask his favorite "Star Trek: The Next Generation" cast members any questions. He devises a plan, builds a transporter and beams the entire cast to his bedroom so they can spend a fun-filled day together in Quahog. Meanwhile after getting mumps, Meg watches a religious TV show and becomes devoted to spreading God's word, causing Brian to reveal that he is an atheist.

"420"	April 19, 2009	6ACX16	12	122
After Brian gets thrown in the slammer for drug possession, he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana. Mayor West passes the law, and the whole town goes to pot.

"Stew-Roids"	April 26, 2009	6ACX18	13	123
After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe's infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter. It seems like all of Stewie's hard work is paying off until Peter drops a bombshell when he reveals just how Stewie got those six-pack abs. Meanwhile, Chris starts to date a popular girl at school and quickly realizes that popularity is like physics – as in what goes up must come down.

"We Love You, Conrad"	May 3, 2009	6ACX19	14	124
When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she's portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.

"Three Kings"	May 10, 2009	6ACX15	15	125
Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Misery parody - Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie. The Shawshank Redemption parody - Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.

"Peter's Progress"	May 17, 2009	6ACX20	16	126
Peter has his palm read by a psychic who reveals that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in 17th century England and in the newly founded American colony of Quahog. It was a time of great love and adventure where King Stewart reigned supreme, the smartest dog in the room was the court jester, army lieutenants were merely boys and even old England loved "How I Met Your Mother".

Season 8: 2009-2010

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Road to the Multiverse"	September 27, 2009	7ACX06	1	127
Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes. When They try to get back home, they run into problems and Stewie's device keeps sending elsewhere. They find a universe where Dogs rule over people where Brian breaks the device. Dog-Stewie from that universe helps real Brian and Stewie get back home.

"Family Goy"	October 4, 2009	7ACX01	2	128
Lois discovers she is partially Jewish. Peter decides to try and make their whole family Jewish. Peter sees his late father who says he will go to hell if he doesn't act like a Christian. After his vision, Peter does everything he can to remove any Jewish aspect from their family.

"Spies Reminiscent of Us"	October 11, 2009	7ACX03	3	129
Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd move to Quahog. Brian and Stewie find out about their secret agency. They are told that there are Russian Sleeper Cells all over US. They go talk to Mayor West, and find out he is one of the sleeper cells. They follow Mayor West to Russia where they disable a nuke aimed at the US.

"Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"	November 8, 2009	7ACX02	4	130
Peter buys a Roadhouse DVD and decides all of life's problems can be solved by kicking things. When he and Brian get into a car accident, Brian meets a young girl and sets up a date. The girl ditches him for another guy and Brian ends up dating the girl's mother, becoming the laughingstock of the family.

"Hannah Banana"	November 8, 2009	7ACX05	5	131
Chris tries to prove to the family that the Evil Monkey is real. Meanwhile, Stewie attends a concert of a teen superstar in New York and discovers a surprising secret about the singer; she is an android. When he tries to reprogram her, she goes out of control terrorizing the city.

"Quagmire's Baby"	November 15, 2009	7ACX04	6	132
Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby left at his doorstep. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a stupid clone of himself that he uses as a slave. When he ends up creating a clone for Brian too, they find out that the clones are unstable, at which point the clones break down.

"Jerome Is the New Black"	November 22, 2009	7ACX08	7	133
A new guy named Jerome is a candidate when Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. However, things don't look so good for Brian when it's discovered that Quagmire hates him. Peter turns to jealousy when he finds out that Jerome used to date Lois.

"Dog Gone"	November 29, 2009	7ACX07	8	134
Lois gets tired of Peter always making a mess and hires a maid. Brian was given false hope that a group of intellectuals enjoyed the novel he had previously written. When driving home late he hits and kills another dog. When he confessed, no one cared about the dog so he tries to prove that a dog's life matters.

"Business Guy"	December 13, 2009	7ACX11	9	135
When Peter gives Lois’ dad the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt goes into a coma. Even Dr. House can't help. Lois gains control of Pewterschmidt Industries which she passes to Peter. He gets power-hungry and fires the board. Mr. Pewterschmidt bounces back and tries to regain control of what he’s built.

"Big Man on Hippocampus"	January 3, 2010	7ACX09	10	136
After Peter hits his head and develops amnesia, he forgets everything, including his family and his friends. Lois takes extra care of Peter and tries everything to jog his memory and until he starts hitting on other women. Fed up with his antics, Lois takes the kids and leaves, giving Quagmire his opportunity to swoop in and score

"Dial Meg for Murder"	January 31, 2010	7ACX12	11	137
Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that her desperate attempts at dating have led her to a guy in the slammer. When Brian tries to expose Meg’s secret to the family, he finds that her boyfriend, Luke, has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffin’s house.

"Extra Large Medium"	February 14, 2010	7ACX14	12	138
When Chris and Stewie go missing for several days, Lois is at her wit’s end until she sees a psychic who assures her they are safe. Even after the boys return home, Lois and Peter’s psychic obsession continues, and Peter takes it a step too far when he starts charging neighbors for his extrasensory perception. Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl at school.

"Go, Stewie, Go!"	March 14, 2010	7ACX15	13	139
Stewie pulls a “Tootsie” and cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Review. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age, and she gets a bit jealous of Meg’s new boyfriend.

"Peter-assment"	March 21, 2010	7ACX16	14	140
When Peter and Lois go to watch first Stewie's musical and record it on camera, Peters records Richard Dreyfus instead. When a TV channel pays him for it, he decides to become a full-time paparazzi. While taping Olie Williams, he breaks his glasses, forcing him to wear his contacts. His boss, Angela finds him very attractive without glasses and starts harassing him.

"Brian Griffin's House of Payne"	March 28, 2010	7ACX13	15	141
Brian writes a television show, but it ends up getting sabotaged by James Woods.

"April in Quahog"	April 11, 2010	7ACX18	16	142
After it’s announced that the Apocalypse is coming in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog tries to live out their last day to the fullest, while Peter tries to fix his mistakes.

"Brian & Stewie"	May 2, 2010	7ACX20	17	143
In the "celebrated" 150th episode Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level. Unlike any other Family Guy episode, the acts will play out in real time as Brian and Stewie react to being locked in a small space with no baby food or martinis to keep them from losing their minds while they create an escape plan.

"Quagmire's Dad"	May 9, 2010	7ACX19	18	144
Quagmire gets the surprise of his life on Mother's Day, when his father starts to go through the change of his life.

"The Splendid Source"	May 16, 2010	7ACX17	19	145
Peter and the gang's search for the historical source of all dirty jokes leads them to Virginia where they reunite with Cleveland and meet his new family.

"Something, Something, Something, Dark Side"	May 23, 2010	6ACX21 6ACX22	20	146
The story of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back is retold.

"Partial Terms of Endearment"	Unaired (U.S.); June 20, 2010 (U.K.)	7ACX10	21	147
Lois agrees to become a surrogate for an infertile friend's baby, but when her friend unexpectedly dies, Lois considers having an abortion. This episode has been banned by FOX from airing on television in the US.

Season 9: 2010-2011

This season was the first to air in high-definition.

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
And Then There Were Fewer	September 26, 2010	8ACX01 8ACX02	1	148
An hour long whodunit episode in which the Griffins and their neighbors are locked up together trying to solve murders.

"Excellence in Broadcasting"	October 3, 2010	8ACX03	2	149
Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.

"Welcome Back, Carter"	October 10, 2010	8ACX04	3	150
After Peter catches Lois’ dad, Carter, having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois’ mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter’s return to bachelorhood.

"Halloween on Spooner Street"	November 7, 2010	8ACX06	4	151
Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening.

"Baby, You Knock Me Out"	November 14, 2010	8ACX05	5	152
After Lois dominates her competition in the boxing ring, Peter decides to become her promoter.

"Brian Writes a Bestseller"	November 21, 2010	8ACX07	6	153
Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher.

"Road to the North Pole"	December 12, 2010	8ACX08 8ACX09	7	154
Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.

"New Kidney in Town"	January 9, 2011	8ACX10	8	155
Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce President Obama at school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay.

"And I'm Joyce Kinney"	January 16, 2011	8ACX12	9	156
Lois is outraged when local news anchor Joyce Kinney airs a negative profile on her.

"Friends of Peter G"	February 13, 2011	8ACX13	10	157
Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.

"German Guy"	February 20, 2011	8ACX14	11	158
Chris's search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until his checkered past is revealed.

"The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair"	March 6, 2011	8ACX11	12	159
Meg is enlisted to check in on Susie and Joe while Bonnie is away but she soon becomes a little too involved. Meanwhile, Stewie accidentally creates an evil twin.

"Trading Places"	March 20, 2011	8ACX17	13	160
Chris, Meg, Peter and Lois all trade places to teach each other a lesson.

"Tiegs for Two"	April 10, 2011	8ACX16	14	161
When the local dry cleaner loses Peter’s favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmire’s help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other’s old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian Russell.

"Brothers & Sisters"	April 17, 2011	8ACX15	15	162
When Mayor West marries Lois’ sister, Carol, they move into the Griffin’s house to be one big “happy” family. To make room for everyone, Stewie is bumped out of his room and takes over Chris’ room, but not everyone is annoyed by the change. Peter and Mayor West bond and become best friends.

"The Big Bang Theory"	May 8, 2011	8ACX18	16	163
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci in order to erase Stewie from the universe.

"Foreign Affairs"	May 15, 2011	8ACX19	17	164
Bonnie and Lois go to Paris.

"It's A Trap!"	May 22, 2011	7ACX21 7ACX22	18	165
Peter retells the story of Return of the Jedi.

Season 10: 2011-2012

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Lottery Fever"	September 25, 2011	9ACX01	01	166
The Griffins struggle to stay grounded after winning the lottery.

"Seahorse Seashell Party"	October 2, 2011	8ACX20	02	167
While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettling things, and acts accordingly. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and irritable, and Meg lashes out at Chris, Lois and Peter.

"Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q."	October 30, 2011	8ACX21	03	168
When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help.

"Stewie Goes for a Drive"	November 6, 2011	9ACX02	04	169
Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble.

"Back to the Pilot"	November 13, 2011	9ACX08	05	170
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the very first episode of the series.

"Thanksgiving"	November 20, 2011	9ACX04	06	171
Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.

"Amish Guy"	November 27, 2011	8ACX22	07	172
On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins' car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.

"Cool Hand Peter"	December 4, 2011	9ACX05	08	173
Peter, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire go on a road trip in the deep South.

"Grumpy Old Man"	December 11, 2011	9ACX07	09	174
After Lois' father falls asleep while driving, the Griffins visit retirement communities in Florida.

"Quagmire and Meg"	January 8, 2012	9ACX03	10	175
On Meg's 18th birthday, Quagmire moves in for the kill, and Peter tries to put an end to the relationship.

"The Blind Side"	January 15, 2012	9ACX06	11	176
Brian's new girlfriend hates dogs and Peter meets his new co-worker, Stella.

"Livin' on a Prayer"	January 29, 2012	9ACX09	12	177
When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself.

"Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"	February 12, 2012	9ACX10	13	178
Tom Tucker decides to restart his Hollywood career with Peter as his agent. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.

"Be Careful What You Fish For"	February 19, 2012	9ACX11	14	179
When Peter and the guys try to salvage a sunken Mercedes-Benz, Peter half-heartedly promises a favor to a helpful dolphin. Soon the dolphin moves to Quahog and outstays his welcome at Peter's.

"Burning Down the Bayit"	March 4, 2012	9ACX13	15	180
Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money.

"Killer Queen"	March 11, 2012	9ACX12	16	181
When Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatized by the frightening cover of a Queen album.

"Forget-Me-Not"	March 18, 2012	9ACX14	17	182
A seemingly innocent guy's night out takes a sudden turn for the worse when Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire wake up in a hospital and discover that their memories have been erased.

"You Can't Do That On Television, Peter"	April 1, 2012	9ACX15	18	183
Peter creates and stars in a children's TV show after his favorite kiddie show is canceled. Meanwhile, Meg begins an internship with Dr. Hartman at the hospital.

"Mr. and Mrs. Stewie"	April 29, 2012	9ACX17	19	184
Stewie meets a girl who's just as precocious as he is, and it turns out that they have much in common including a love of advanced weaponry. Meanwhile, Lois is tired of being crushed in bed by the sleeping Peter, so she gets twin beds. This upsets Peter, who needs to cuddle to fall asleep.

"Leggo My Meg-O"	May 6, 2012	9ACX16	20	185
When Meg gets kidnapped during her trip to Europe, Brian and Stewie embark on an action-packed mission to find her.

"Tea Peter"	May 13, 2012	9ACX18	21	186
After Quahog City Hall threatens to shut down Peter’s illegally-run business, Peter joins the Tea Party and successfully campaigns to shut down the government. Meanwhile, Peter’s father-in-law, Carter, reaps the benefit of all the chaos in Quahog.

"Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2"	May 20, 2012	9ACX19	22	187
Continuing a popular show tradition, Brian and Stewie respond to viewer mail. We meet a British version of the Griffins, Quahog is taken over by a famous comedian and we get to see the world from Stewie’s POV.

"Internal Affairs"	May 20, 2012	9ACX20	23	188
Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand with his attractive new partner in order to even the score with Bonnie for her own indiscretions. But when Bonnie finds out and threatens divorce, Lois insists that Peter get them back together. Meanwhile, Peter has another run-in with the angry chicken which makes for yet another epic fight.

Season 11: 2012-2013

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Into Fat Air"	September 30, 2012	9ACX21	01	189
The Griffins attempt to climb Mt. Everest because Peter gets competitive again with Lois’ ex, Ross Fishman.

"Ratings Guy"	October 7, 2012	AACX01	02	190
The Griffins become a Nielsen Family and Peter decides to rig the ratings.

"The Old Man and the Big 'C'"	November 4, 2012	9ACX22	03	191
When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the big secret that could change the world. Meanwhile, Quagmire reveals a hair-raising secret of his own.

"Yug Ylimaf"	November 11, 2012	AACX04	04	192
Brian abuses Stewie's time machine and causes reality to run in reverse. So the two must work together to set things right before Stewie is “unborn.”

"Joe's Revenge"	November 18, 2012	AACX03	05	193
When the criminal who shot Joe years ago, leaving Joe in a wheelchair, becomes a fugitive, Quagmire, Joe and Peter team up to hunt the bad guy down.

"Lois Comes Out of Her Shell"	November 25, 2012	AACX05	06	194
Lois has a midlife crisis leaving Peter desperately trying to keep up with her. Meanwhile, Stewie believes his pet turtle is evil.

"Friends Without Benefits"	December 9, 2012	AACX02	07	195
Meg is saddened when she learns a boy she has a crush on is gay.

"Jesus, Mary & Joseph"	December 23, 2012	AACX07	08	196
Peter tells his own version of the Nativity story.

"Space Cadet"	January 6, 2013	AACX06	09	197
To boost Chris' self-esteem, Peter and Lois send him to space camp. When camp ends and the Griffins come to pick Chris up, they accidentally are launched into outer space, and it's up to Chris to land the clan safely back on earth.

"Brian's Play"	January 13, 2013	AACX08	10	198
Brian's confidence is shaken when he reads a play Stewie wrote that's much better than his.

"The Giggity Wife"	January 27, 2013	AACX09	11	199
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe visit the Harvard University campus, Quagmire accidentally marries a prostitute. In order to get out of his marriage, Quagmire pretends to be lovers with Peter.

"Valentine's Day in Quahog"	February 10, 2013	AACX11	12	200
Love is in the air on Valentine's Day. Meg dates a guy from the internet, Stewie uses his time machine and falls for a girl in the '60s and Peter and Lois decide to stay in bed all day. Meanwhile, Brian's ex-girlfriends pay him a visit and Quagmire gets in touch with his feminine side.

"Chris Cross"	February 17, 2013	AACX10	13	201
Chris leaves home to move in with Herbert while Stewie and Brian become obsessed with singer Anne Murray.

"Call Girl"	March 10, 2013	AACX12	14	202
When the Griffins find themselves in a financial bind, Lois is forced to find a job of her own. She gets discovered by a "voiceover" talent agent named Randy, who actually runs an adult-only phone line and pays his employees generously. As Lois settles into her new gig, she hears Peter's voice on the other end of the line.

"Turban Cowboy"	March 17, 2013	AACX13	15	203
When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud, who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud's intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing.

"12 and a Half Angry Men"	March 24, 2013	AACX14	16	204
When Mayor West is put on trial for murder, Brian is the lone holdout voting "not guilty," and he tries to persuade his fellow jurors that there's a reasonable doubt of the Mayor's guilt.

"Bigfat"	April 14, 2013	AACX15	17	205
Peter, Quagmire and Joe take a trip to Canada. But after Peter gets lost for two months, a feral Peter returns to his family with no ability to communicate intelligently.

"Total Recall"	April 28, 2013	AACX16	18	206
After teddy bear Rupert gets recalled, Stewie stops at nothing to get back his beloved best friend. Meanwhile, When Peter falls ill and can't compete in his bowling tournament, Peter becomes jealous when Lois fills in for him.

"Save the Clam"	May 5, 2013	AACX18	19	207
When the owner of The Drunken Clam is killed, Peter and the guys must find a way to save the bar, after the bank threatens to close it. Meanwhile, Meg gets a part-time job at a funeral home.

"Farmer Guy"	May 12, 2013	AACX19	20	208
Peter buys a farm and becomes a meth dealer.

"Roads to Vegas"	May 19, 2013	AACX20	21	209
Duplicates of Brian and Stewie each see a road trip differently.

"No Country Club for Old Men"	May 19, 2013	AACX21	22	210
The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club and get thrown out.

Season 12: 2013-2014

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Finders Keepers"	September 29, 2013	BACX01	01	211
Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.

"Vestigial Peter"	October 6, 2013	BACX02	02	212
Peter discovers that he has a vestigial twin, whom he names Chip, growing out of his neck. It's not long before Peter resents the fact that everyone seems to love Chip more than him, so he decides to amputate his twin. However, when Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.

"Quagmire's Quagmire"	November 3, 2013	BACX03	03	213
Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman who kidnaps him to become her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Quagmire's dad scour Quahog's seedy back alleys to locate and save him. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, become involved in an odd love triangle.

"A Fistful of Meg"	November 10, 2013	AACX22	04	214
Meg spills her lunch on the new kid, Michael, who is appropriately nicknamed "Mental Mike." When he sets the date for her end on Friday, Meg tries to get out of it. Meanwhile, Peter continually harasses Brian in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point.

"Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee"	November 17, 2013	BACX04	05	215
The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.

"Life of Brian"	November 24, 2013	BACX05	06	216
When Stewie and Brian travel back to 17th Century Jamestown, via Stewie's time machine, they encounter too many close calls with altering the course of mankind. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but immediately regrets his decision when an unthinkable event happens, and he is unable to go back in time.

"In Harmony's Way"	December 8, 2013	BACX06	07	217
When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter's head.

"Christmas Guy"	December 15, 2013	BACX07	08	218
When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.

"Peter Problems"	January 5, 2014	BACX08	09	219
When Peter finds he can't perform his, um, er, uh, manly duties, he enlists Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.

"Grimm Job"	January 12, 2014	BACX09	10	220
A collection of Fairy Tales from the Brothers Grimm.

"Brian's a Bad Father"	January 26, 2014	BACX10	11	221
When Brian's neglected son Dylan shows up in town as a teen TV star, Brian jumps at the opportunity to be hired on the show's writing staff instead of being a good father. Meanwhile, after Peter accidentally shoots Quagmire on a hunting trip, the two friends clash and Joe must choose a side.

"Mom's the Word"	March 9, 2014	BACX11	12	222
After Peter's mother passes away, he forms a special friendship with her longtime pal, Evelyn, who attempts to seduce Peter. Meanwhile, Stewie is distraught when he understands the reality of death for the first time.

"3 Acts of God"	March 16, 2014	AACX17	13	223
Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.

"Fresh Heir"	March 23, 2014	BACX13	14	224
When Chris learns that he is the heir to Carter's fortune - but refuses to take the money - Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family.

"Secondhand Spoke"	March 30, 2014	BACX12	15	225
Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.

"Herpe, the Love Sore"	April 6, 2014	BACX16	16	226
Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam, Peter and the guys must fight back

"The Most Interesting Man in the World"	April 13, 2014	BACX14	17	227
When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.

"Baby Got Black"	April 27, 2014	BACX15	18	228
When Chris begins to date Jerome's daughter Pam, Jerome forbids it. But when Chris and Pam run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find their kids.

"Meg Stinks!"	May 4, 2014	BACX17	19	229
Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.

"He's Bla-ack!"	May 11, 2014	BACX19	20	230
Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.

"Chap Stewie"	May 18, 2014	BACX18	21	231
When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.

Season 13: 2014-2015

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"The Simpsons Guy"	September 28, 2014	BACX22 / BACX23	01	232
Peter and the Griffins get out of dodge and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson, who welcomes his new "albino" friends with open arms. The families get along famously: Stewie and Bart make out like bandits when Stewie trades in his mind control device for a good old-fashioned slingshot; Lisa takes Meg under her wing and teaches her the saxophone; and Peter and Homer fight over the best beer in town - Pawtucket vs Duff.

"The Book of Joe"	October 5, 2014	CACX01	02	233
Peter helps Joe realize his dream of publishing a book, but things get out of hand when Peter takes over as the author. Meanwhile, Brian starts exercising to the extreme after experiencing a euphoric runner's high for the first time.

"Baking Bad"	October 19, 2014	BACX20	03	234
Lois and Peter go into business together and open a cookie store, but things get messy when Peter comes up with his own way to get more customers.

"Brian the Closer"	November 9, 2014	BACX21	04	235
Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

"Turkey Guys"	November 16, 2014	CACX02	05	236
On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter's absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.

"The 2000-Year-Old Virgin"	December 7, 2014	CACX03	06	237
After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.

"Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure"	January 4, 2015	CACX04	07	238
To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.

"Our Idiot Brian"	January 11, 2015	CACX05	08	239
Meg convinces Brian to take the SAT's for her, but when he tests poorly, they start to suspect that Brian might not be that smart after all. Peter decides to spend the day showing Brian the joys of being stupid and the benefits of having a low IQ.

"This Little Piggy"	January 25, 2015	CACX06	09	240
Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.

"Quagmire's Mom"	February 8, 2015	CACX07	10	241
Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, and they discover that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his younger "bro"-style alter-ego. Then, Peter/Justin throws a party, during which Quagmire unknowingly gets into some trouble with his mother.

"Encyclopedia Griffin"	February 15, 2015	CACX08	11	242
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris’ delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris’ romantic gestures.

"Stewie Is Enceinte"	March 8, 2015	CACX09	12	243
Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

"Dr. C & The Women"	March 15, 2015	CACX10	13	244
Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.

"#JOLO"	April 12, 2015	CACX11	14	245
Peter becomes a town hero for accidentally finding a missing boy. Meanwhile, Joe decides to live life to the fullest by quitting his job and taking a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland.

"Once Bitten"	April 19, 2015	CACX12	15	246
After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.

"Roasted Guy"	April 26, 2015	CACX13	16	247
Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to “roast” him. Lois, all too familiar with the gossipy nature of women, tells Peter they are probably talking about him behind his back, and Peter soon discovers that Lois may be right.

"Fighting Irish"	May 3, 2015	CACX15	17	248
Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.

"Take My Wife"	May 17, 2015	CACX14	18	249
Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way, so he tries to fix it himself.

Season 14: 2015-2016

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Pilling Them Softly"	September 27, 2015	CACX17	01	250
Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter compete, Iron Chef-style, to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show.

"Papa Has A Rollin' Son"	October 4, 2015	CACX18	02	251
For Father’s Day, the guys track down Joe’s estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie’s doctor tells him that he’ll only grow to be 5’1”, so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what it’s like to be short.

"Guy, Robot"	October 11, 2015	DACX02	03	252
Stewie doesn't like Brian's stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.

"Peternormal Activity"	October 25, 2015	CACX16	04	253
The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a man they think is keeping them hostage. Wracked with guilt, they each try to pin the murder on someone else. Meanwhile, Stewie is on a mission to destroy Brian's glasses because he's annoyed by how pretentious Brian's been acting when he wears them.

"Peter, Chris, & Brian"	November 8, 2015	DACX03	05	254
Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns to retrieve his stash, he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, Peter then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.

"Peter's Sister"	November 15, 2015	DACX04	06	255
Peter’s sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way he treats Meg. While Meg is at first amused, she later feels bad and decides to help Peter train to defeat his sister in a wrestling match.

"Hot Pocket-Dial"	November 22, 2015	DACX06	07	256
Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Lois takes it upon herself to fix the situation.

"Brokeback Swanson"	December 6, 2015	DACX07	08	257
When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the family’s new dog.

"A Shot in the Dark"	December 13, 2015	DACX05	09	258
When Peter’s couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to climb into Cleveland’s house and he shoots him. Peter is then arrested and charged with a hate crime. Meanwhile, Cleveland is touched when Peter finally admits to the accident, so he takes the fall for the crime and Peter is exonerated.

"Candy Quahog Marshmallow!"	January 3, 2016	DACX01	10	259
Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across an old VHS tape called "Winter/Summer," an Asian soap that Quagmire starred in when he was living in Korea. Unable to find the final tape of the series, the guys travel to Korea to find it and Quagmire is reunited with his old lover.

"The Peanut Butter Kid"	January 10, 2016	DACX08	11	260
When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.

"Scammed Yankees"	January 17, 2016	DACX09	12	261
Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Lois’ father, Carter. The boys fall for an email scam, and have to go to Africa to get their money back. Meanwhile, Brian pursues Meg’s friend, Patty.

"An App a Day"	February 14, 2016	DACX12	13	262
Peter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, which causes a series of horrible events. Meanwhile, Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.

"Underage Peter"	February 21, 2016	DACX13	14	263
Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all of his booze.

"A Lot Going On Upstairs"	March 6, 2016	DACX11	15	264
When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter can’t stand it, so he goes to sleep in the attic. Peter turns the attic into a man cave and all of the guys begin hanging out there, which makes Lois incredibly angry. Meanwhile, Brian helps Stewie overcome his fears by building a device to go into his nightmares and defeat his demons.

"The Heartbreak Dog"	March 13, 2016	DACX14	16	265
Brian kisses the wife of one of Peter's best friends. Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.

"Take a Letter"	April 17, 2016	DACX15	17	266
To pay for Stewie’s private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before their marriage. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own.

"The New Adventures of Old Tom"	May 8, 2016	DACX16	18	267
Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.

"Run, Chris, Run"	May 15, 2016	DACX17	19	268
To everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg believes that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so Brian and Stewie go to the school to investigate. Meanwhile, Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, the bartender. So Peter and the guys try to win him back.

"Road to India"	May 22, 2016	DACX18	20	269
Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.

Season 15: 2016-2017

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"The Boys in the Band"	September 25, 2016	EACX01	01	270
Stewie and Brian form a children's band that quickly rises to fame until they let a girl get between them and drive the band apart. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois insist that Chris gets a job so he takes a job managing Quagmire's sex life as his personal assistant.

"Bookie of the Year"	October 2, 2016	DACX10	02	271
Brian and Lois decide it’s time for Chris to work out his anger management issues by taking up a sport. Chris surprises everyone and becomes a star baseball pitcher, which turns Peter into a gambling father, as he bets on his son’s baseball games. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. attempt to open an Italian restaurant.

"American Gigg-olo"	October 16, 2016	DACX19	03	272
After the local airline pilots go on strike, Quagmire looks for new work and becomes a gigolo. When his clients begin to avoid paying for his services, he asks Peter for help getting his money. Meanwhile, Brian is kicked off Peter's health insurance, so he gets a job at a hardware store, until Stewie gets him fired and things get medical.

"Inside Family Guy"	October 23, 2016	DACX20	04	273
FAMILY GUY takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular FAMILY GUY production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and-outs of what goes into the making of a FAMILY GUY episode and watch the drama unfold as Peter is replaced and ends up in the office of Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEOs Dana Walden and Gary Newman to pitch his very own new series.

"Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date"	November 6, 2016	EACX02	05	274
Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver.

"Hot Shots"	November 13, 2016	EACX03	06	275
In order to "save" Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest of Quahog to follow suit. Stewie runs away to save himself from diseases until Sean Penn swoops in to save the day and brings vaccines to the whole town.

"High School English"	November 20, 2016	EACX04	07	276
In an anthology episode, the cast reenacts three classic pieces of literature commonly taught in high school: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men".

"Carter and Tricia"	December 4, 2016	EACX05	08	277
Carter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan and runs and tells investigative journalist Tricia Takanawa about Carter's plan to use toxic chemicals in the beer cans. Meanwhile, Brian's drivers' license has expired and he enlists Stewie as an instructor.

"How the Griffin Stole Christmas"	December 11, 2016	EACX06	09	278
Peter is asked to fill in for the mall Santa, until he gets drunk on the power when he realizes that Santa can get away with anything. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian crash holiday office parties for the free food, drama and women.

"Passenger Fatty-Seven"	January 8, 2017	EACX07	10	279
Quagmire scores free friends-and-family plane tickets for a guys' trip to San Francisco. However, after seeing the auto-pilot function, the boys doubt Quagmire's flying skills. Then, unforeseen events in the air put Quagmire's abilities to the test.

"Gronkowsbees"	January 15, 2017	EACX08	11	280
Rob Gronkowski, of the New England Patriots, moves into the house behind the Griffins, and the guys enjoy partying with him until his antics become overwhelming. Meanwhile, Stewie begins beekeeping and gives his bees steroids to produce more honey, but instead they become aggressive.

"Peter's Def Jam"	February 12, 2017	EACX09	12	281
The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Meanwhile, back at the Griffin home, Lois’ allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie’s bedroom and the two have roommate difficulties.

"The Finer Strings"	February 19, 2017	EACX10	13	282
The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn’t make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter’s seeing eye dog and enjoys the life of luxury a little too much.

"The Dating Game"	March 5, 2017	EACX11	14	283
Quagmire discovers the "dating" app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that he has scoliosis and learns the perks of his latest diagnosis.

"Cop and a Half-Wit"	March 12, 2017	EACX12	15	284
Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.

"Saturated Fat Guy"	March 19, 2017	EACX13	16	285
In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods. Meanwhile, Meg joins a roller derby team, despite Chris thinking it's too dangerous.

"Peter's Lost Youth"	March 26, 2017	EACX14	17	286
Peter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home when Meg is left to babysit him.

"The Peter Principal"	April 30, 2017	EACX16	18	287
Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie open a bed & breakfast that quickly turns into a brothel.

"Dearly Deported"	May 21, 2017	EACX17	19	288
When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. After learning that Isabella can't come back to the U.S., the Griffins go to Mexico to return her children.

"A House Full of Peters"	May 21, 2017	EACX19	20	289
Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when many of his children show up unannounced to his house.

Season 16: 2017-2018

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Emmy-Winning Episode"	October 1, 2017	FACX06	01	290
Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for FAMILY GUY by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows - and no category is off limits.

"Foxx in the Men House"	October 8, 2017	EACX20	02	291
Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.

"Nanny Goats"	October 15, 2017	FACX02	03	292
The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, courtesy of Lois' parents, which gives Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect.

"Follow the Money"	October 22, 2017	EACX15	04	293
After Chris gets a special one-dollar bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog.

"Three Directors"	November 5, 2017	EACX18	05	294
In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from his job at the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors.

"The D in Apartment 23"	November 12, 2017	FACX03	06	295
When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.

"Petey IV"	November 19, 2017	FACX04	07	296
Peter discovers an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films and writes to Vladimir Putin, who comes to Quahog. Meanwhile, a strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts to strike up a romance with a co-worker.

"Crimes and Meg's Demeanor"	December 3, 2017	FACX05	08	297
Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

"Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas"	December 10, 2017	FACX07	09	298
A selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol.

"Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)"	January 7, 2018	FACX09	10	299
At the vet's office, Brian meets a female show dog named Ellie. Smitten with her, he enters a show dog competition, in which the winner gets to breed with her. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist.

"Dog Bites Bear"	January 14, 2018	FACX01	11	300
Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

"Send in Stewie, Please"	March 18, 2018	FACX10	12	301
Stewie gets sent to the office of his school's child psychologist, Dr. Cecil Pritchfield, after pushing one of his classmates. During the session, Stewie experiences a series of personal and emotional revelations about himself that fans will not want to miss.

"V is for Mystery"	March 25, 2018	FACX08	13	302
In a special Dickensian-themed episode, Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

"Veteran Guy"	April 1, 2018	FACX11	14	303
After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.

"The Woof of Wall Street"	April 8, 2018	FACX12	15	304
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.

""Family Guy" Through the Years"	April 22, 2018	FACX13	16	305
Family Guy is reimagined as a series that's been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled on the show in the 1950s, '60s and '70s.

"Switch the Flip"	April 29, 2018	FACX14	17	306
To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when the machine goes haywire.

"HTTPete"	May 6, 2018	FACX15	18	307
To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.

"The Unkindest Cut"	May 13, 2018	FACX16	19	308
Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.

"Are You There God? It's Me, Peter"	May 20, 2018	FACX17	20	309
After Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions.

Season 17: 2018-2019

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Married...With Cancer"	September 30, 2018	HACX02	01	310
Brian meets and quickly falls in love with a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer. After she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her.

"Dead Dog Walking"	October 7, 2018	HACX03	02	311
Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned, especially after her miraculous recovery from cancer. At the suggestion of Peter, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision.

"Pal Stewie"	October 14, 2018	FACX18	03	312
To Stewie's surprise, he quickly befriends a boy his age, but is devastated when he realizes he isn't invited to his birthday party. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attend a self-empowerment seminar.

"Big Trouble in Little Quahog"	October 21, 2018	FACX19	04	313
After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size.

"Regarding Carter"	November 4, 2018	HACX04	05	314
Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care.

"Stand By Meg"	November 11, 2018	HACX05	06	315
After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school.

"Griffin Winter Games"	November 18, 2018	HACX01	07	316
To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

"Con Heiress"	December 2, 2018	HACX07	08	317
Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

"Pawtucket Pete"	December 9, 2018	FACX20	09	318
The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

"Hefty Shades of Gray"	January 6, 2019	HACX08	10	319
After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime analyst on Quahog's Channel 5 News. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game.

"Trump Guy"	January 13, 2019	HACX09	11	320
The Griffins move to Washington D.C. where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary.

"Bri, Robot"	February 10, 2019	HACX10	12	321
Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.

"Trans-Fat"	February 17, 2019	HACX11	13	322
Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.

"Family Guy Lite"	March 3, 2019	HACX12	14	323
After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush.

"No Giggity, No Doubt"	March 10, 2019	HACX13	15	324
When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg on an ill-fated father-daughter camping trip.

"You Can't Handle the Booth!"	March 24, 2019	HACX14	16	325
The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.

"Island Adventure"	March 31, 2019	HACX06	17	326
In search of Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, that Peter threw out, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Garbage Island," a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea. Meanwhile, Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game, as he courts a middle-aged woman.

"Throw It Away"	April 28, 2019	HACX15	18	327
After Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. While all starts out well, Lois soon takes the decluttering to a surprising extreme.

"Girl, Internetted"	May 5, 2019	HACX17	19	328
When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired.

"Adam West High"	May 12, 2019	HACX16	20	329
When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.

Season 18: 2019-2020

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Yacht Rocky"	September 29, 2019	HACX18	01	330
When the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go. In order to calm his nerves, the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected.

"Bri-Da"	October 6, 2019	HACX19	02	331
Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family development.

"Absolutely Babulous"	October 13, 2019	HACX20	03	332
When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.

"Disney's The Reboot"	October 20, 2019	JACX02	04	333
In a special meta episode of FAMILY GUY, the network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns.

"Cat Fight"	November 3, 2019	JACX03	05	334
When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Chris get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way.

"Peter & Lois' Wedding"	November 10, 2019	JACX05	06	335
The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

"Heart Burn"	November 17, 2019	JACX10	07	336
In celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary, the Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories.

"Shanksgiving"	November 24, 2019	JACX04	08	337
When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner for her family, Peter decides the best way to avoid it is to get arrested. Meanwhile, a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed.

"Christmas is Coming"	December 15, 2019	JACX06	09	338
When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process it.

"Connie's Celica"	January 5, 2020	JACX08	10	339
When Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student, Connie, decides to make Lois the target of her antics.

"Short Cuts"	February 16, 2020	JACX11	11	340
When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog, reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates by trying to out-embarrass her.

"Undergrounded"	February 23, 2020	JACX13	12	341
Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.

"Rich Old Stewie"	March 1, 2020	JACX12	13	342
Stewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.

"The Movement"	March 8, 2020	JACX15	14	343
When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.

"Baby Stewie"	March 15, 2020	JACX14	15	344
Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been - an actual baby.

"Start Me Up"	April 19, 2020	JACX16	16	345
Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay back the money.

"Coma Guy"	April 26, 2020	JACX07	17	346
With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.

"Better Off Meg"	May 3, 2020	JACX17	18	347
When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life without Meg.

"Holly Bibble"	May 10, 2020	JACX01	19	348
Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

"Movin’ In (Principal Shepherd’s Song)"	May 17, 2020	JACX18	20	349
Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

Season 19: 2020-2021

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Stewie's First Word"	September 27, 2020	JACX19	01	350
Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

"The Talented Mr. Stewie"	October 4, 2020	JACX20	02	351
Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

"Boys & Squirrels"	October 11, 2020	KACX02	03	352
When Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile, a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine - and restoring him to his "true height" of 6'5".

"Cutawayland"	November 1, 2020 (U.S.); October 18, 2020 (CityTV, Canada)	KACX01	04	353
Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

"La Famiglia Guy"	November 8, 2020	KACX03	05	354
When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

"Meg's Wedding"	November 15, 2020	KACX05	06	355
Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back

"Wild Wild West"	November 22, 2020	KACX08	07	356
Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West.

"Pawtucket Pat"	December 6, 2020	KACX07	08	357
Brian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans. The town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him.

"The First No L"	December 13, 2020	KACX06	09	358
When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own.

"Fecal Matters"	January 17, 2021	JACX09	10	359
When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat, causing him to have an identity crisis.

"Boy's Best Friend"	February 21, 2021 (U.S.); February 14, 2021 (CityTV, Canada)	KACX09	11	360
While Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic car.

"And Then There's Fraud"	February 28, 2021	KACX10	12	361
After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far.

"PeTerminator"	March 7, 2021	KACX12	13	362
Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.

"The Marrying Kind"	March 14, 2021	KACX11	14	363
Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

"Customer of the Week"	March 28, 2021	KACX13	15	364
After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.

"Who's Brian Now?"	April 11, 2021	KACX14	16	365
Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, whom he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did.

"Young Parent Trap"	April 18, 2021	KACX15	17	366
Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone.

"Meg Goes to College"	May 2, 2021	KACX16	18	367
Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

"Family Cat"	May 9, 2021	KACX17	19	368
Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.

"Tales of Former Sports Glory"	May 16, 2021	KACX04	20	369
The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.

Season 20: 2021-2022

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"LASIK Instinct"	September 26, 2021	LACX02	01	370
With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.

"Rock Hard"	October 3, 2021	KACX20	02	371
While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

"Must Love Dogs"	October 10, 2021	KACX18	03	372
Quagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy.

"80's Guy"	October 17, 2021	LACX01	04	373
Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

"Brief Encounter"	October 24, 2021	KACX19	05	374
When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

"Cootie & the Blowhard"	November 7, 2021	LACX03	06	375
Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.

"Peterschmidt Manor"	November 14, 2021	LACX04	07	376
Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois’ childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

"The Birthday Bootlegger"	November 21, 2021	LACX05	08	377
A new boss quells Peter’s favorite part about work: office birthdays. Meanwhile, Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

"The Fatman Always Rings Twice"	November 28, 2021	LACX06	09	378
In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/sister Megan.

"Christmas Crime"	December 19, 2021	LACX07	10	379
When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

"Mister Act"	January 9, 2022	LACX08	11	380
An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

"The Lois Quagmire"	February 27, 2022	LACX09	12	381
At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.

"Lawyer Guy"	March 6, 2022	LACX10	13	382
Peter hires the town’s new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor…who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.

"HBO-No"	March 13, 2022	LACX11	14	383
The Griffins tell Family Guy versions of three HBO shows: Game of Thrones, Succession and Big Little Lies.

"Hard Boiled Meg"	March 20, 2022	LACX12	15	384
Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

"Prescription Heroine"	March 27, 2022	LACX13	16	385
After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood.

"All About Alana"	May 1, 2022	LACX15	17	386
When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.

"Girlfriend, Eh?"	May 8, 2022	LACX14	18	387
Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman.

"First Blood"	May 15, 2022	LACX16	19	388
The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period.

"The Jersey Bore"	May 22, 2022	LACX17	20	389
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of Romeo and Juliet.

Season 21: 2022-2023

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Oscars Guy"	September 25, 2022	LACX18	01	390
The show retells three Oscar-winning stories; Silence of the Lambs, American Beauty and Forrest Gump.

"Bend or Blockbuster"	October 2, 2022	LACX19	02	391
Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

"A Wife-Changing Experience"	October 9, 2022	LACX20	03	392
Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.

"The Munchurian Candidate"	October 16, 2022	MACX05	04	393
Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

"Unzipped Code"	October 23, 2022	MACX06	05	394
Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

"Happy Holo-ween"	October 30, 2022	MACX03	06	395
Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.

"The Stewaway"	November 13, 2022	MACX07	07	396
During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.

"Get Stewie"	November 20, 2022	MACX01	08	397
Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

"Carny Knowledge"	December 4, 2022	MACX04	09	398
Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.

"The Candidate"	December 11, 2022	MACX08	10	399
Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain".

"Love Story Guy"	January 8, 2023	MACX02	11	400
The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of “Castaway”, “Dirty Dancing”, and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

"Old West"	February 19, 2023	MACX10	12	401
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

"Single White Dad"	February 26, 2023	MACX11	13	402
Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

"White Meg Can't Jump"	March 5, 2023	MACX09	14	403
Meg joins the Adam West High basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.

"Adoptation"	March 12, 2023	MACX13	15	404
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.

"The Bird Reich"	April 16, 2023	MACX12	16	405
To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet’s death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find… and realizes it used to belong to Hitler. Meanwhile, after giving Stewie a signed copy of his book, Brian finds it in a free library, causing Brian to give up writing.

"A Bottle Episode"	April 16, 2023	MACX14	17	406
Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family’s trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.

"Vat Man and Rob 'Em"	April 23, 2023	MACX15	18	407
When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian’s plan to collect “lost dog” return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.

"From Russia With Love"	April 30, 2023	MACX16	19	408
After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

"Adult Education"	May 7, 2023	MACX17	20	409
Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.

Season 22: 2023-2024

Broadcast order subject to change.

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #
"Fertilized Megg"	October 1, 2023	NACX01	01	410
Meg agrees to be Bruce and Jeffery’s surrogate causing a pregnant Meg to annoy her family. But, when the couple fails to pick up the baby, the Griffins must take care of their new family member.

"Supermarket Pete"	October 8, 2023	MACX18	02	411
With the brewery under construction, Lois implores Peter to take a new job, but grows irate when he begins work at the grocery store. Meanwhile, armed with his police stories, Joe and Brian team up to write their own true crime novel.

"A 'Stache from the Past"	October 22, 2023	MACX19	03	412
When Peter loses the Griffins' home in a reverse mortgage, he and Mayor West travel to confront the man advertising the scheme, Tom Selleck. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian open a booth at the flea market, leading to a rivalry with Bruce.

"Old World Harm"	November 5, 2023	MACX20	04	413
Peter and Lois vacation in Florida, only to discover they've rented a condo in a retirement community. Back at home, Brian helps Stewie take his first shower.

"Baby, It's Cold Inside"	November 12, 2023	NACX02	05	414
Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a mini-fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.

"Boston Stewie"	November 19, 2023	NACX03	06	415
Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes

"Snap(ple) Decision"	November 26, 2023	NACX04	07	416
Winner of a Snapple contest, Lois uses her winnings to take Meg on a tropical vacation. Flaunting their wealth, the two are kidnapped. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian undergo "friendship therapy".

"Baking Sad"	December 3, 2023	NACX05	08	417
Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success makes her too happy to cry. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys launch a “male talk show”.

"The Return of the King (of Queens)"	December 17, 2023	NACX07	09	418
Lois decides to sell the family's television to help pay for Christmas presents, but when Kevin James gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer, he apparates into the Griffin house.

"Cabin Pressure"	March 6, 2024	NACX09	10	419
When the Griffins win a trip to Maine at Peter's company picnic, they decide to invite their friends on the vacation. Tensions run high and things soon spiral out of control when the cabin burns down.

"Teacher's Heavy Pet"	March 13, 2024	NACX06	11	420
Lois joins Chris's school as a substitute teacher, launching him into the cool kids club... but only time will tell how long he remains a member.

"Take This Job and Love It"	March 20, 2024	NACX08	12	421
Peter and his friends wonder aloud about what their dream jobs would be. Peter enters a sequence a la James Bond, where he goes by the name Band and has to fight his nemesis, Blofella (aka Stewie). Quagmire reflects on his job as an aerobics instructor in the '80s, which was his dream before he got run out of business by Jane Fonda. Cleveland and Joe take part in a Lethal Weapon sequence, where together they complete a drug bust.

"Lifeguard Meg"	March 27, 2024	NACX10	13	422
Stewie and Brian become overwhelmed after winning a coffee shop. Peter and his friends annoy Meg at her new lifeguard job when they don’t follow the pool rules.

"Fat Actor"	April 10, 2024	NACX11	14	423
Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injures himself on set, Peter must act out the role himself.

"Faith No More"	April 17, 2024	NACX12	15	424
Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine. Strange consequences result from their journey.

Season 23: 2024-2025

Broadcast order subject to change.
Expected new guest stars: Matthew Friend.

Title	Original airdate	Production code	Season Episode #	Total Episodes #

"Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Cheater"	October 14, 2024	NACX13	01	425
Peter and his friends aim to unseat the reigning champion in Quahog's annual Pumpkin Contest by any means necessary.

"Gift of the White Guy"	November 25, 2024	NACX20	02	426
Peter must recover Lois’ Christmas brooch after gifting it away in a White Elephant exchange. Stewie changes his attitude upon learning he’s on Santa’s naughty list.

"Live, Laugh, Love"	TBA	NACX13	TBA	4??
TBA

"Drunk with Power"	TBA	NACX14	??	4??
TBA

"Lois C.K."	TBA	NACX15	??	4??
TBA

"Fat Gun"	TBA	NACX16	??	4??
TBA

"The Chicken or the Meg"	TBA	NACX17	??	4??
TBA

"Dog is My Co-Pilot"	TBA	NACX18	??	430
TBA

"Pitch Imperfect"	TBA	PACX01	??	433
TBA

"The Butterfly Erect"	TBA	PACX02	??	434
TBA

"The Elle Word"	TBA	PACX03	??	435
TBA

"A Real Who's Hulu"	TBA	PACX04	??	436
TBA

"China Doll"	TBA	PACX05	??	437
TBA

"One Foot in Front of the Mother"	TBA	PACX06	??	438
TBA

"TBA"	TBA	PACX07	??	439
TBA

"Martian Meg"	TBA	PACX08	??	440
TBA

"The One with All the Abortions"	TBA	PACX09	??	441
TBA

"Double Annul"	TBA	PACX10	??	442
TBA

"The Fat Lotus"	TBA	PACX11	??	443
TBA

"The Edible Arrangement"	TBA	PACX12	??	444
TBA

"Twain's World"	TBA	PACX13	??	445
TBA

"Pumpkin Spice Girls"	TBA	PACX14	??	446
TBA

"Young Carter"	TBA	PACX15	??	447
TBA

"Lyin' Brian"	TBA	PACX16	??	448
TBA

Larry Shorts

Title	Original airdate	#
"The Life of Larry"	1995	1 .
Seth MacFarlane created a short film titled The Life of Larry while studying at the Rhode Island School of Design. It featured a middle-aged slob named Larry Cummings, his cynical talking dog, Steve, wife Lois, and pudgy teenage son Milt.

"Larry and Steve"	1997	2 .
This short begins with Steve in front of a camcorder recording an SOS tape for someone to come and save him from his bumbling owner, Larry.

Pilot Pitch

Title	Original airdate	#
"Pilot Pitch"	1998	0
The original hand-drawn short by Seth MacFarlane to sell FOX on Family Guy. Released on the Family Guy Volume 2 DVD set.

Web Episode

Title	Original airdate	#
"Up Late With Stewie and Brian"	February 25, 2007	1
Available originally on MySpace. It features guest star Rob Corddry in a parody of late night talk shows.

Specials

Title	Original airdate	Special #
"The Family Guy 100th Episode Special" ^[1]	November 4, 2007	SP1
This special half-hour Family Guy tribute showcases the outrageous antics of the Griffin family and celebrates the side-splitting, irreverent humor of the fan-favorite animated series. Some of the funniest moments, satirical spoofs and musical numbers of the past 100 episodes are revisited.

"The Story So Far"	April 18, 2009	SP2
Narrated by Mathew Horne this BBC Three special takes a look at how the multi-award winning animation show was originally created. A must for all Family Guy fans, the show includes exclusive interviews with the cast and creators, sneak peek clips from season eight and examines the success of Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane.

"Creating the Chaos"	April 18, 2009	SP3
The second Behind-The-Scenes Special first broadcast in The UK on Channel BBC Three. It was broadcast as part of "Family Guy Night", a celebration to prelude the UK premiere of Season 7.

"Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show"	November 8, 2009	SP4
A half-hour commercial-free variety show starring Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein sponsored by the new 2009 Warner Bros. Pictures release, Sherlock Holmes.

"Family Guy: The Top 20 Characters"	May 8, 2010	SP5
A special celebrating Family Guy, airing on the second "BBC Three's Big Fat Family Guy Weekender" celebration to prelude the UK premiere of Season 8, from the same team that produced the BBC Three Family Guy specials 'Creating the Chaos' and 'The Story So Far'. The show reveals the top 20 characters of all time.

"Groundbreaking Gags"	May 8, 2011	SP6
A special celebrating Family Guy, airing on the third "BBC Three's Big Fat Family Guy Weekender" celebration to prelude the UK premiere of Season 9. The show reveals the top gags.

"200 Episodes Later"	November 11, 2012	SP7
A retrospective on 200 episodes of Family Guy.

Straight to DVD Releases

Title	Release Date	#
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story	September 27, 2005	1
After a competitive swim lesson, Stewie tries to destroy his rival by blowing up the lifeguard tower. But when his plan backfires and he has a near-death experience, Stewie turns to the bottle to numb himself. A bizarre chain of events leads Stewie and Brian on a road trip to San Francisco, where Stewie confronts a guy he believes is his real father. But when it turns out he's actually Stewie in the future, Stewie gets a glimpse of his dismal adult life and realizes he must return to his own time and rewrite history. Meanwhile, Peter's rants on everyday irritations become a new hit segment on the Quahog Nightly News!

Partial Terms of Endearment	September 28, 2010	2
Lois agrees to become a surrogate for an infertile friend's baby, but when her friend unexpectedly dies, Lois considers having an abortion. This episode has been refused by FOX to air on television, although it has aired on BBC Three in the UK.

Family Guy TV Series 1999-2016

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