Chris with his new teacher Mrs. Lockhart

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
Chris falls for his new teacher, while Brian becomes a teacher himself.

Season: 4 Episode: 2
Total Episode Count: 52
Prod. no.: 4ACX02
First Aired: May 8, 2005

Guest Starring: Drew Barrymore
Featuring: Chris Griffin, Brian, Mrs. Lockhart
Also Appearing: Stewie, Meg, Lois, Peter, Greased-up Deaf Guy, Diane Simmons, Tom Tucker, Principal Sloan, Ms. Clifton, Carlos, Tim, Amanda, Jayna, Ted Danson, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Vincent van Gogh, Donny Osmond, Marie Osmond, Mary Steenburgen
Musical Numbers: Merry Old Land of Oz, Low Level Man (deleted)

Director: Pete Michels

Assistant Director: Kurt Dumas
Writers: Ken Goin
Storyboarders: Chuck Klein, Young Lee, Zac Moncrief


When Chris’ teacher wins the lottery and quits, Lois suggests Brian fill in as a substitute. He enjoys the job but is moved to another class for troubled kids and unintentionally teaches them to aspire to low-level jobs.

Meanwhile, Chris is instantly smitten with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart. Lois is not pleased with this. After she and Peter talk to Mrs. Lockhart, she promises to be with Chris if he kills her husband, though he does not do it.


When Lois finds the teacher’s written instructions in Chris’ laundry, she and Stewie conspire to cover up the plot. Back at home, the rest of the family treat Chris differently because they thought he actually killed Mrs. Lockhart’s husband, until it is shown on the news that it was really Mrs. Lockhart and a bear.

In the last scene Mrs. Lockhart and the bear are found in a motel, with Mrs. Lockhart all dressed up for a nice evening dinner while the bear is lying on the bed watching television. She is put off by his reluctance to go out, and he tries to get back in her good graces without putting any real effort into their relationship.

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