Fatty's in a Little Jam
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From the episode: The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
Singers: Vern and Johnny
Voices: Seth MacFarlane

Fatty's in a Little Jam is a snappy vaudeville tune that Vern and Johnny "pick out" on the piano in "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz". It is set to the tune of Stephen Foster's "Camptown Races" and makes fun of then-popular silent movie star Fatty Arbuckle and accusations that he raped and murdered budding starlet Virginia Rappe.


I'll tell you what you can pick! You can pick out a good tune on that piano!
Fatty's in a little jam,
Dead girl, dead girl,
Fatty's in a...
Oh, now, how the whiz bang does the rest of it go? (to Johnny) Quick! Make something up!
(Johnny plays Galloping Gertie)
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