- Liam Neeson: I have played a lion in three separate films. Peter Griffin has never played a jungle cat of any sort, not even a smallish one, like a lynx.
- Peter: You ever got your ass handed to you by a Type 2 diabetic?
- Liam Neeson: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to get a free movie set haircut.
- Guard: Wake up, Griffin. Your bail's been posted.
- Peter: What time is it?
- [Guard opens the cell door to reveal Liam Neeson]
- Liam Neeson: I did. Oh, sorry. I thought you were gonna ask something else.
- Liam Neeson: All right, it's a deal. You can help me with some chores. But one slip-up, and you'll be deader than the first man to die in the Battle of the Boyne.
- [cutaway to the man dying in the Battle of the Boyne after being shot in the neck]
- Peter: Normally when we do those, there's... there's, like, a joke.
- Liam Neeson: I'm not your clown.
- [Stewie is at kindergarten]
- Stewie: Hey, did you hear about that old woman who lives in a shoe? Has so many children she doesn't know what to do? Well, I know what she should do. Get your tubes tied,you kook!
Previous Episode's Quotes /// Fighting Irish's Quotes \\\ Next Episode's Quotes
| << Season 12 | Family Guy Season 13 | Season 14 >> | |||||||||
| #01 | The Simpsons Guy | #07 | Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure | #13 | Dr. C & The Women | ||||||
| #02 | The Book of Joe | #08 | Our Idiot Brian | #14 | #JOLO | ||||||
| #03 | Baking Bad | #09 | This Little Piggy | #15 | Once Bitten | ||||||
| #04 | Brian the Closer | #10 | Quagmire's Mom | #16 | Roasted Guy | ||||||
| #05 | Turkey Guys | #11 | Encyclopedia Griffin | #17 | Fighting Irish | ||||||
| #06 | The 2000-Year-Old Virgin | #12 | Stewie Is Enceinte | #18 | Take My Wife |
| |||||